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90 Comment(s)
  • Fojo sucks too
    April 26, 2020 at 4:56 pm

    Someone tell me how to send an anonymous email to correct some of the misinformation from the podcast yesterday!

  • Jesse Jackson
    April 26, 2020 at 11:17 am

    The employees of whisky 20 are racist.

  • Tyler Durden
    April 26, 2020 at 10:53 am

    Visit their FB page,they getting so mad

  • Scarface from West Boylston
    April 26, 2020 at 5:37 am

    Hi Tom

  • Chester the Fupa Molester
    April 24, 2020 at 8:05 am

    This guy is literally Lionel Hutz

  • Telly Savalas
    April 24, 2020 at 5:23 am

    This will go down as the most expensive toilet scrubbing in the history of the free world

  • Bottom of the class
    April 24, 2020 at 12:19 am

    This idiot lawyer thinks his client’s titty bar is going to qualify for a government bailout? Man, he’s holding a winning hand. I’d love to watch him try to find his way around a courtroom.

  • Just pay the Cleaning Lady
    April 23, 2020 at 7:52 pm

    Taking cases like this explains his alleged cheap suit. Attorney Froyo must have thought he penned a powerful letter. Froyo at Law might just wants the personal info of the 3 women appearing in the photos and the other women who aren’t named. If they tested clean that is an all you can eat ass buffet, man I need to get involved in porn that could be my life every day in So Cal. Nice of the attorney to provide all 3 of their names that won’t have any blowback.

    Only thing Attorney Froyo didn’t address was the unpaid cleaning bill. The women and all that are a distraction an attempt at pc leverage you’re a racist and sexist TB.. boo hoo. Dude just pay the cleaning lady.

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    April 23, 2020 at 7:41 pm

    Greeks are what you get when you mix Portageez with Cambodian. They make good pizza though.

    • yuck
      April 23, 2020 at 9:39 pm

      large pie with feta cheese, eel heads and jizz sauce.

  • Hurt Feelings
    April 23, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    Good luck getting in court. Hurt Feelings cases are on hold during COVID-19.
    By the way Fojo,
    Ask your client what the government bail out has to do with his ability to pay the lady who cleaned his house in February? She was not hired by his company. to clean his house toilets.

  • frijol ojo negro
    April 23, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    Yo – ware my stimali be at ?

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    April 23, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    Hey Fojo, change your name to Tojo and I’ll talk to you.

    Meanwhile good luck representing that flukin gleek.
    Hows my spelling doing? Dope

  • R Kelly
    April 23, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    Must have bought that suit in the boys department.

  • SassySwede
    April 23, 2020 at 2:13 pm

    Are you ducking kidding me?? Who wants to eat/drink in an establishment with skanky looking waitresses wearing those outfits? Thong bodysuits! Anyone else wonder how often any one of them adjusts the butt floss and doesn’t wash their hands? Hell the plump-assed, dyejob klingon in one pic sawed the floss so much she busted a couple knots in her fish-(smell) nets.
    I’ve seen better dressed strippers and streetwalkers.
    Almost as bad as having to look at some guy with his pants purposely worn below their ass. Don’t know if I’m supposed to believe you have enough in front to hold them up (bwahahaha) or your looking to replace a bunk buddy that Rollins hasnt let out yet…
    Doesn’t say much good – although it does speak volumes) about this lawyer and his building 19 suit.

  • Horatio Nelson
    April 23, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    Pay your cleaning bill.

  • Richard Pryor
    April 23, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    Tommy you want that eightball toasted?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 23, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    Pee Wee Herman wants his suit back

  • Oliver Sutton
    April 23, 2020 at 12:50 pm

    Why do Greek guys wear gold chains?

    So they know where to stop shaving.

  • your moms bush
    April 23, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    has the cleanin g lady been paid yet??? after all this she probably thinks this is better than any amount of money she could get!!! I wonder if she taught this fuckstain a lesson? probably not! I used to live in Manchester NH and went to that bar at last call for the last chance at swanky romance this guy tommy is typical of most people who live in that city theyre all fake as fuck for the most part guys fucking their best friends girl behind their back (i mean just ask for permission first and offer your boy your girl first and do it in the same room is my motto) so this shit dont surprise me. Manchester NH is literally the left armpit of America

  • Renfroe
    April 23, 2020 at 11:07 am

    Why do Greek men grow moustache?

    They want to look like thier mother

  • Carney Barker
    April 23, 2020 at 11:03 am

    A tip for attorney Robert Fojo
    Before you have your picture taken you should clean your negroe boyfriends cum out of your hair

  • George Zimmer
    April 23, 2020 at 11:00 am

    Hey! That picture was lifted from my 2013 catalog!

    Fuck you and the Board of Directors!

    “You’re going to like the way you look. I guarantee it.”

  • Jack Mehoff
    Jack Mehoff
    April 23, 2020 at 10:59 am

    Don’t you just wonder what Foto’s real last name is/was ? You have to know that there was oulos at the end of whatever it was. Was he a failed English teacher before going to Mass School of Law or getting his JD from a matchbook cover ? Just wondering.

  • Eric Wunschel
    April 23, 2020 at 10:05 am

    The Greeks are just retarded Albanians with really hairy forearms (men and woman) and shitty food. No wonder in ancient times their gods left for Italy. Rather live in a shit filled boot then Greece (Sorry Italians, no offense I love you guys)

  • Assistant director and organizer of the turtlerider convention
    April 23, 2020 at 9:58 am

    After reading this Blog I visited Robert Fojo LLC FB Group for a TurtleRider Convention in the Comment section. Fun times and laughs for the whole family

    • At the Centrum
      April 23, 2020 at 10:16 am

      “Fojo Law PLLC FB Group” Bring the whole family. Sunday Sunday Sunday

  • Southie changed I didn’t
    April 23, 2020 at 9:50 am

    Don’t forget. All this Bullshit is over a fucking unpaid cleaning bill? If I was the judge I’d put these two olive crushers in SuperMax for a month cleaning shit stained toilets

  • It's a toss up
    April 23, 2020 at 9:50 am

    I don’t know who’s a bigger disgrace. This pseudo-lawyer or the third Butabi brother he represents.

  • Robert Fojo is a closet faggot, he has a profile on Grindr
    April 23, 2020 at 9:37 am

    This ^^

  • Judge dread
    April 23, 2020 at 9:24 am

    Tommie Gunn is trying to sue TBS- wow, would have never thought that was possible when he was dealing drugs and ripping off dj’s and sound crews when he was throwing his bootleg raves and his drug dealers would get into fire fights with cops in a nashua parking lot at 5am. Fucking scumbag.

  • Jordis
    April 23, 2020 at 8:46 am

    If the suit doesnt fit you must acquit!
    Seriously what’s up with the off the rack Walmart suit?
    I like my man to be comfortable but I demand my lawyers look as expensive as their retainers.
    What does this guy charge? Enough to buy himself a box of Rogaine some scratch offs and a pack of newports?

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 23, 2020 at 8:42 am

    Free piece of legal advice: never hire an attorney who is doing “the peoples eyebrow” in his picture.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      April 23, 2020 at 2:54 pm

      I thought he was challenging zoolander and hansel to a walk off(2 words?)

  • In Greek culture how do they seperate the Men from the Boys?
    April 23, 2020 at 8:30 am

    A crowbar!

  • Dr. Nofucks to Give
    April 23, 2020 at 8:23 am

    How can you tell a Lawyer is lying? His lips are moving….

  • Tiny Greek Punk
    April 23, 2020 at 7:40 am

    I wouldn’t worry TB this little nobody doesn’t have the balls or the money to take you to court.
    Everything about him is fake.
    Fuck Em

  • WeRFucked
    April 23, 2020 at 7:40 am

    If this goes to trial, would Turtleboy’s attorney seek a drug test from the alleged “juice head?” A credit report on him to verify that he indeed has “numerous unpaid bills?” The sexual history of the girls in the photos? The SNHU transcripts of the alleged “loose” women?

    I don’t know much about Mr. Fojo’s legal experience, but he would make one hell of a proofreader for this blog. This guy is obviously a spelling bee champion!

    Legal Disclaimer:
    1. I’m unaware that Mr. Fojo has ever entered or won any spelling bees.
    2. All characters and events in this comment—even those based on real people—are entirely fictional.

  • Hello???
    April 23, 2020 at 7:10 am

    Abi didnt forward a Post Removal form to fill out. WTF!!!

    • Abi Desk Girl LLC
      April 23, 2020 at 1:17 pm

      I’m on the toilet with a bad case of the squirts. IBS is a hella of disease.

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    April 23, 2020 at 7:03 am

    Juice head is two words? Damn, I have revisions to my manifesto I need to make.

  • Urban Dictionary
    April 23, 2020 at 6:55 am

    Definition; Greek = A Porto Rican who loves olives.

  • Reach Around
    April 23, 2020 at 6:54 am

    Greek pizza= Terrible
    Greek salad= Goat food
    Greek women= Hairballs
    Greek men= Fanny pirates
    This guy’s fake lawyer= Illiterate

  • Lynnfield House of Pizza
    April 23, 2020 at 6:18 am

    If low tide at revere beach 1985 had a face

  • Grammar Nazi
    April 23, 2020 at 6:07 am

    I’m sorry, it has to be said. What lawyer doesn’t know how to spell HAREM?

    • DRYLAW
      April 23, 2020 at 7:19 am

      wRITE ON grammar knotzi! lmao. I noticed that too and wondered why he didn’t make note of that.

      I’m Greek and dudes like this are just shameful. You see them at Church every Easter pimped out in a new suit typically with their Yia-Yia (grandmother) and families but not the Xeni (non-Greek) side piece they are currently slamming. They often carry a roll of cash filled with $1.00 bills and a token $20 and $100 on the outside. So sad.

    • What a knobhead
      April 23, 2020 at 3:54 pm

      Was going to say the same thing. Tries to flex about spelling to be a pedantic dick and misses the most obvious, glaring error.

  • Spocks Testicle
    April 23, 2020 at 6:06 am

    How much for the mercedes?

  • Lebron James
    April 23, 2020 at 6:01 am

    How many children and baby mamas has tom not provided for?

  • Nikko Jenkins
    April 23, 2020 at 5:39 am

    Grape leaves and cocaine?

  • Just a (*sniff*) hunch
    April 23, 2020 at 5:35 am

    Greek shitstain probably supplies this guy with his magic thinking powder that allows him to be up at all hours, writing brilliant legal documents like what we’ve seen here.

  • R Lee Ermey
    April 23, 2020 at 5:13 am

    You’d think a “lawyer” would know that Greek Juice head is not a racial slur. It’s simply stating that the greek guy is a juice head.

    That was the weakest attempt at trying to get something taken down that I’ve ever seen.

  • Another occupation rendered corona-obsolete
    April 23, 2020 at 1:20 am

    Did anyone tell this idiot lawyer that the courts are closed and may never reopen? Knock yourself out, tiger, keep writing all those complaints and cease and desist letters. Just don’t write them on toilet paper, it’s in short supply these days.

  • Paul Casale
    April 23, 2020 at 1:12 am

    You know what they say about Greeks: they never leave their best friends behind!

  • Backdoor Trojan Horse
    April 23, 2020 at 12:58 am

    Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
    Especially if the gift is soap and they drop it.

    • Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
      April 23, 2020 at 5:32 am

      You might get poked in the eye

  • Burlando Castile
    April 23, 2020 at 12:54 am

    The response letter to Froyo was

    • Burlando Castile
      April 23, 2020 at 12:55 am

      HILARIOUS!!! Hahahahh

  • more research is needed
    April 23, 2020 at 12:33 am

    Sex is big business on the internet so the photos of the women posing in multiple photographs placed on a publicly accessible website wearing thong bathing suit type outfits that sometimes expose their buttocks and on 2 occasions with one woman grabbing her own breasts is probably all good marketing for a bar or night club. In another photo they are wearing “playboy bunny” outfits with thong bottoms and one photo has a pole resembling a stripper pole in the background, maybe it’s just a brass support column.

    Some would say posing for these photos doesn’t qualify as having loose morales while others would say it does qualify as loose morales. Morales exist over a wide continuum and would be subjective to an individual’s personal beliefs. The multiple different outfits white body suit/thong, Orange, black, playboy bunny and backgrounds would indicate these photos were taken over a period of time and in different locations, there appears to be a pattern. Does it meet the requirement of “loose morales” that is probably a matter of opinion. There is a tv show in the UK entitled Loose Women no doubt they have their own definition of what that means.

    I’m on the women’s side with this one, they look fit and sexy and should post more photos in bathing suits and revealing outfits if that’s what they want to do. The average person on the Beach in Summer is exposed to far more skin on both female and male bodies.

    Question, if there is going to be a legal issue would only one side have to preserve all records or would all photos of the women involved be preserved by all parties involved. Including cell phone photos, security surveillance footage from the bar, social media photos, including snap chat and any other photos or depictions of the women along with any written or electronic text messages, statements, emails, or communications or records of communications between all parties both private and work related. This information may all be needed as evidence to place this matter in context, it is a complex matter.

    • Paco Morales
      April 23, 2020 at 5:38 am

      Hey Meng!
      I’m going for the welterweight title and you blowing me up!

      Paco “Loose” Morales

  • Greg Louganis
    April 23, 2020 at 12:26 am

    The lawyer has that swimmers body I crave.I wonder if he
    and Tommy Gun shave each others body hair?

  • Moe Greene
    April 23, 2020 at 12:18 am

    Lowlife Juice Junkie Age Over/Under:

    Under 59

    Over 63

  • george costanza
    The angry woman
    April 23, 2020 at 12:13 am

    The taint would absolutely sample some of those fat ass lovely women. Wear there ass like a gas mask.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      April 23, 2020 at 2:59 pm

      you know me too well….lol

  • Big Suit Attorney
    April 23, 2020 at 12:11 am

    Hey big suit wearing fake AF attorney,
    Do your research before making an ass out of yourself. This blog was sued more times than I can count and guess how many lawsuits they lost? NONE. The ACLU is defending him.
    Instead of trying to flex your piss poor legalese, tell your sleezeball client to pay his cleaning bill from FEBRUARY. She cleaned his house February. He owes under $400 wait until he does not pay you.
    On another note,
    When you put yourself out there like your greasy client and fucks everyone over, maybe you should sit this one out. Big hey, go for it I’m gonna pop some popcorn and watch you lose. Donation coming Turtleboy.

    • David Byrne
      April 23, 2020 at 5:30 am

      How dare you

  • Sociopathic warfare
    April 23, 2020 at 12:09 am

    Right on cue…

    Popcorn HERE!!!!!

  • Athena Valasaris
    April 23, 2020 at 12:02 am

    For this idiot to use his greek heritage as a shield is infuriating to all us greeks.
    The man posts the crap on his facebook pages and when called out he says it’s defamation. Have several seats. This bar owner is disgusting and this was my opinion way before this website blogged about him.
    I hope you counter sue for attorney fees this lawyer is another embarrassment.

  • Rev. Al Sharpton
    April 22, 2020 at 11:59 pm

    I have noticed that this bar only seems to hire Blonde
    white women “entertainers.”Not a African American woman
    seen in either blog.Is there racial discrimination happening
    in 2020 Manchester N.H.?Why has there been no equal opportunity?

    • Jesse Jackson
      April 23, 2020 at 12:07 am

      Was wondering the same thing Al.All blonde white women.
      If anyone feels they have been discriminated against regarding
      employment.Please contact myself and Mr Sharpton.

      Thank you

      Black Lives Matter

      • OJ Simpson
        April 23, 2020 at 8:12 am

        I’m sharpening my knife as we speak

  • Fojo's ill fitted suit
    April 22, 2020 at 11:59 pm

    Please find me a real man to wear me

  • I can't understand why people don't take lawyers seriously anymore
    April 22, 2020 at 11:57 pm

    The best advice this legal eagle should have given his Hugh Hefner-wannabe client would have been to ignore the Turtleboy article. But no, instead this genius now his his own deer-in-the-headlights mug added to the TB perpetual, never-to-disappear wall of shame. From now on, every prospective client who Googles his name will find him drowning in this maelstrom of societal outcasts. And this is only Round 1. Can’t wait for Round 2, but I’m laughing so hard I may not make it.

  • Chris Capelle
    April 22, 2020 at 11:46 pm

    Is it true that prolonged steroid use shrinks a mans testicles
    to half the size of Greek olives?

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      April 23, 2020 at 12:10 am

      Only if you’re a tongue measurer

  • Guinea Geisha
    April 22, 2020 at 11:41 pm

    History credits Ancient Greeks with the innovation of kinky sex. But Italians introduced it to women.

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    April 22, 2020 at 11:35 pm

    Tell Baklava Breath to pay the maid.

  • Your check's in the mail
    April 22, 2020 at 11:33 pm

    If this lawyer has any brains he’ll get paid up front, in cash. Clients like this one always also stiff the lawyer. That’s why I suspect this lawyer will disappear from this matter very quickly.

    • Lawyers-R-Us
      April 23, 2020 at 6:10 am

      This jurist-graduate struck a deal for martinis-for-life with the Tiger King himself. That’s his compensation.

  • Cheese? No Cheese?
    April 22, 2020 at 11:31 pm

    Somebody please give this guy the phone # of a good Tailor; I’ve seen boat tarps fit better than that suit jacket…

    • Trevor Noah
      April 22, 2020 at 11:33 pm

      I would like to meet his tailor.

  • Hate Greeks
    April 22, 2020 at 11:26 pm

    All Greeks are subhuman.

  • Hello Sir.....
    April 22, 2020 at 11:23 pm

    Ask Barry Bonds to please pay the cleaning lady.

  • Say what?
    April 22, 2020 at 11:23 pm

    Fojo Mojo.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    April 22, 2020 at 11:19 pm

    It’s gotta be a fake attorney. Here we go again..

  • Paul Shanley
    April 22, 2020 at 11:18 pm

    Where was this guy when I needed counsel?

  • G Ber
    Jim Morrison
    April 22, 2020 at 11:14 pm

    Mrfojorisin, get Feta boy to pay up, lend the bum some drachma, then send me over a mushroom pizza with xtra Feta

  • Elton Johns Husband
    April 22, 2020 at 11:14 pm

    Robert Fojo is handsome.

  • Calling all jerks
    April 22, 2020 at 11:10 pm

    “Fojo Law = Fond of j___ing off? What kind of law is that?

  • Lynnfield House of Pizza
    April 22, 2020 at 10:59 pm

    Tell the Mavre to pay his cleaning lady.

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