Barber shops are one of the many businesses affected by the spread of the Chinese coronavirus. Spencer Martin’s shop in Bedford, NH at least has a sense of humor about it.
It’s normally a conservative town in a purple state, so you can still get away with light hearted jokes about pandemics up there. At least you used to be able to until twatsiscle showed up.
Kim Brown apparently adopted two Asian children, so she’s clutching her pearls hard and posting about it in the community Facebook group.
Uh muh God!! Not jokes!! And to mention the country of origin that allowed this disease to spread, silenced the doctor who wanted to warn the world about it, and is blaming the United States for it? Unforgivable!
The woke outrage was STRONG amongst the Susan’s, Lynn’s, Katy’s, Beth’s, and Jessica’s of the world.
Luckily there were a few people who told Kim to calm her tits, but she wasn’t having any of that.
“Do you have Asian children.”
“Her Chinese daughters.”
Oh fuck off white devil. There is nothing I hate more than a woke white couple who adopts kids of a different race, just so they can finally play the race card for the first time in their life.
Newsflash – your kids don’t give a fuck about a sign that says “Kung Flu.” No one actually cares. They weren’t hurt in any way, shape, or form. And if they were, the best thing you can do as a parent is tell them to stop being winy cunts. Like Archie Bunker said…..
Apparently this sign causes violence or something.
No. Just no. Not a single person in this country has been the victim of violence because of a Kung Flu sign. As I said the other day, not a single anecdote produced by the New York Times has been confirmed. Not one. Please shut your pieholes and return to browsing Pinterest for home decor ideas. The owner is a victim of the Chinese government’s allowing this disease to spread all over the world. He’s suffering and needs support, and here this crusty bitch is calling him up in white girl voice and harassing him about his sign. Kindly fuck off and never speak again.
Quick, someone go tell the newspaper!!
Get bent Diane.
Then there was Kenn Archibald with 2 n’s.
According to him racism is just as much of a pandemic as the commie cold.
So brave. So stunning. Fighting the deadly pandemic of racism in Bedford, NH, one sign at a time.
The hits just kept on coming.
If you feel the need to start off every sentence with, “As a (insert imaginary oppressed racial, religious, or ethnic group here)” then you’re probably not capable of arguing anything on merit alone, which is why you feel the need to immediately revert to identity.
But this was the fakest of them all.
Yup, that definitely never happened. Ever.
These people LIVE to police the Internet, looking to silence humor wherever they see it.
Kim just wouldn’t shut the fuck about the stupid sign either.
How dare you not be outraged along with her!!
Like I always say, the best way to fight back against people like this is to never, ever give into them, and support businesses that don’t give in either. If I were legally allowed to get a haircut right now I’d drive to Bedford and give these people my money. But thanks to the CHINESE coronavirus I can’t. So I’ll probably just shave my heard on a live show one of these days instead.
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