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Nashua Snatch Wallaby Tells Merrimack Animal Control To Lick Her Fartbox After Getting Arrested For Not Quarantining Man Eating Dog That Didn’t Have Rabies Shots

 

WHDHA New Hampshire woman is facing charges after she refused to quarantine her dog after it bit another person at a park in Merrimack, police said. Samantha St. Onge, 35, of Nashua, was arrested Sunday on an outstanding warrant for obstructing government administration and impoundment of dog rabies suspects. Officers responding to a report of an altercation between two dogs at Wasserman Park on Feb. 16 learned that the owner of one of the dogs had been bitten and seriously injured while trying to break up the fight, Merrimack police said. The Merrimack Animal Control Officer learned that the dog that caused the bite was not up to date on its rabies vaccinations, police added. After several requests, the dog’s owner, St. Onge, allegedly refused to quarantine her dog as required by law. St. Onge has been released on personal recognizance bail and is scheduled to appear in Merrimack District Court on July 27.

And now we check in on the defendant for comment.

Apparently this spunk guzzler has been taking lessons at the Bret Killoran school of manners.

She has a sob story explanation.

Translation – dindu nuffin.

Obviously the dog bit the guy if the cops reported that the owner of the dog that her dog was tussling with was seriously injured. I have a hard time believing they just made that up because they don’t like emo chicks with hoola hoops lodged in their ears. Plus, as a rule of thumb I tend to not believe people who post their own mugshots and tell the animal control officer to lick their glory hole.

Turns out it’s not her fault she got arrested either, it’s the commie cold’s fault.

So she was out for a run with the dog, had to piss, happened to be right near a friend’s house, went inside, did her business, and when she emerged two cops were there who then ran her name and found out she had warrants for not putting the dog in quarantine. Normally during walks it’s the dog who has to take a piss, but from the sounds of it she admits that she left this man eater outside long enough to attract the attention of the police.

But again, it’s not her fault and the cops are out to get here. Turns out the victim was bit by his own dog, and I guess we’re just gonna gloss over the fact that the dog wasn’t up to date with rabies shots.

Then again, this is a chick who celebrates seeing her credit score going up 250 points.

Newsflash – if your credit score is so low that you can gain 250 points on it within a period of months then you are a ratchet, and I’m less likely to believe that the cops are out to get you.

 

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39 Comment(s)
  • Fat Girl Titties
    June 23, 2020 at 8:54 am

    I don’t know but this one looks like she may have the disease..

  • Rudd Weatherwax
    June 23, 2020 at 8:20 am

    I wonder if she makes poor Loki lick her fart locker. That poor dog, I can picture her smearing a handful of Gravy Train all over her nether regions.

  • Nervous Nancy
    June 23, 2020 at 6:47 am

    What’s the problem? Samantha St. Onge, 35, of Nashua wants to have her asshole licked by the Animal Control Officer. Some people are attracted to professional athletes, some people are attracted to rock stars, but Samantha St. Onge, 35, of Nashua is attracted to Animal Control Officers.

    When Samantha St. Onge, 35, of Nashua sees a civil servant in their Animal Control Officer’s uniform, she gets excited and wants to have her asshole licked. Got it. I understand. It couldn’t be clearer. She doesn’t want her asshole licked when her credit score increases 250 points, but she does want her asshole licked by the Animal Control Officer.

    I hope everyone else can understand. For example, if I was an employer doing a background check on a job applicant named Samantha St. Onge, 35, of Nashua, and I searched the web and found out that she asked the Animal Control Officer to lick her asshole, I’d probably hire her. I’d admire her candor. She’s got moxie and she’s determined to get what she wants.

  • Hugh Mungous
    June 22, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    St. Onge…
    The patron saint of fellatio

    • Holy Man
      June 23, 2020 at 8:17 am

      Made me spit my coffee. Thank you.

  • Old fashioned guy
    June 22, 2020 at 7:09 pm

    Tb, I’m one of those who are here for the pictures. Please, please, how about a post featuring some women who are attractive and have a nice personality. Recent photos in your postings are really grim. All of the rejected women seem to be protesting, marching, and posting like crazy.

    • ANGRY GIANT
      June 22, 2020 at 8:49 pm

      Exactly. I bet some of the girls from the Lamplighter or Marios have been doing exciting things during the “lock down”!

  • Sen. Robert Byrd
    June 22, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    The dog died! Died, died, the dog died

  • The French Connection
    June 22, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    Why did we let them in? Didn’t the French and Indian war tell us everything we needed to know?

  • Ed Kemper
    June 22, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    I’ve been inside this chick. She begged for the ATM. The P was like a blown out sweat sock filled with Vaseline.

    • Hugh Mungous
      June 22, 2020 at 9:24 pm

      Brilliant reference, when asked why he shoved his mothers esophagus down the garbage disposal Ed simply said to the police, “ I was sick of her bitching at me”
      Kudos to you sir

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    June 22, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    I like this chick. Se has spunk.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Joe 30330
    June 22, 2020 at 5:10 pm

    We need social workers into homes with parents to help them deal with how to raise their children. It’s not that they don’t want to help, they don’t want… they don’t know quite what to do. Play the radio, make sure the television… excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night. Make sure the kid hears words.

  • AgingCynic
    June 22, 2020 at 5:03 pm

    Don’t you need a hyphen after “man”? Sounds like a person enjoying a canine meal rather than vice-versa.

  • Rodney Dangerfield
    June 22, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    She’s a two bagger. Put a bag over your own head in case the bag on her head breaks.

  • dash suckcock
    June 22, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    common slut

  • Troubled Nostrils
    June 22, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    I’d sniff it, sure, but I would NOT lick it.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    June 22, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    Licking her asshole would probably be more sanitary than licking her vag. It’s a scientific fact that chicks who gauge their ears treat their vaginas like public trash bins

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 22, 2020 at 2:29 pm

    Absolutely, positively WOULDN’T.

    • Spic Tormentor
      June 22, 2020 at 3:11 pm

      I used to work with a dude who looked just like her.

  • Scatological Comments Guy
    June 22, 2020 at 2:19 pm

    She seems like the wonderful sort of woman who’d hungrily blow you if either you, or she, or perhaps somehow both of you, were grunting one out on the toilet at the same time.

  • randiguy2006
    Murica!
    June 22, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    Tulsa rally tickets for sale. Good seats still available!!

    MAGA!!!!

    • Snarky Pete
      June 22, 2020 at 4:54 pm

      Sleepy Joe still locked in his basement???

  • randiguy2006
    Fuk her
    June 22, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    But whut about her freedums?

    So sik of gubmnit tellin us Muricanz whut to do.

    MAGA

  • Improve Your Aim Please
    June 22, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    At least 100 people were shot, 14 fatally, in Mayor Lori Lightfoot’s (D) Chicago over Father’s Day Weekend 2020.
    Its a dam shame that boons cant properly aim. A 14% kill rate is abysmal. No matter what t

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    June 22, 2020 at 1:25 pm

    0 people with gauged ears have a credit score above 400

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      June 22, 2020 at 2:25 pm

      Or an annual income above 12K

  • hartf811
    Manheim
    June 22, 2020 at 1:15 pm

    Is that cum in her hair?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      June 22, 2020 at 2:28 pm

      She went to the beach 2 weeks ago. The sand stuck to the grease in her hair. Her monthly bath is coming up soon so she’ll look better shortly.

  • Mask of Zorro
    June 22, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    Fojo is nearby in Manchester. Is he taking any cases? Love to see his performance on this one.

    • Chris Tranos
      June 22, 2020 at 4:38 pm

      He’s a fucking faggot

  • Daniel Crowell
    Bill Clinton
    June 22, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    Like my ass lick my ass I like it both ways.

  • Really Now
    June 22, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    So veterans are now giving rabies shots? God bless those people…

  • Boston Irish
    Fenway Frank
    June 22, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    What a skank, bet she has a koon boyfriend

  • Nut check
    June 22, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    Of course the dog’s name is Loki. Norse mythology names are the favorite of ratchet fucks, supremacists, and hipster douchebags.

    • No Substitutes
      June 22, 2020 at 1:30 pm

      Or the name of a chinese joint in Dracut

      • Isaac Hayes
        June 22, 2020 at 10:25 pm

        Had to go look up Chef from South Park singing ‘No Substitute’ after seeing your comment. Cheers!

  • New boot goofin'
    June 22, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    I wonder what it is like with a 325 credit score.

    • Mad Max
      June 22, 2020 at 3:26 pm

      Welcome to Bartertown.
      She’ll eat dog food from a bowl while I’m banging her from behind under a full moon.
      Owwwwwooooo!

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