WHDH: A New Hampshire woman is facing charges after she refused to quarantine her dog after it bit another person at a park in Merrimack, police said. Samantha St. Onge, 35, of Nashua, was arrested Sunday on an outstanding warrant for obstructing government administration and impoundment of dog rabies suspects. Officers responding to a report of an altercation between two dogs at Wasserman Park on Feb. 16 learned that the owner of one of the dogs had been bitten and seriously injured while trying to break up the fight, Merrimack police said. The Merrimack Animal Control Officer learned that the dog that caused the bite was not up to date on its rabies vaccinations, police added. After several requests, the dog’s owner, St. Onge, allegedly refused to quarantine her dog as required by law. St. Onge has been released on personal recognizance bail and is scheduled to appear in Merrimack District Court on July 27.
And now we check in on the defendant for comment.
Apparently this spunk guzzler has been taking lessons at the Bret Killoran school of manners.
She has a sob story explanation.
Translation – dindu nuffin.
Obviously the dog bit the guy if the cops reported that the owner of the dog that her dog was tussling with was seriously injured. I have a hard time believing they just made that up because they don’t like emo chicks with hoola hoops lodged in their ears. Plus, as a rule of thumb I tend to not believe people who post their own mugshots and tell the animal control officer to lick their glory hole.
Turns out it’s not her fault she got arrested either, it’s the commie cold’s fault.
So she was out for a run with the dog, had to piss, happened to be right near a friend’s house, went inside, did her business, and when she emerged two cops were there who then ran her name and found out she had warrants for not putting the dog in quarantine. Normally during walks it’s the dog who has to take a piss, but from the sounds of it she admits that she left this man eater outside long enough to attract the attention of the police.
But again, it’s not her fault and the cops are out to get here. Turns out the victim was bit by his own dog, and I guess we’re just gonna gloss over the fact that the dog wasn’t up to date with rabies shots.
Then again, this is a chick who celebrates seeing her credit score going up 250 points.
Newsflash – if your credit score is so low that you can gain 250 points on it within a period of months then you are a ratchet, and I’m less likely to believe that the cops are out to get you.
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