Skeevy McFuckbag “Photographer” Accused Of Using Business To Bang Vulnerable Young “Models” Threatens To Punch Competing Female Photographer And Harass Her Employer


This is Greg Melanson from Thornton, NH.

He’s a “professional” photographer and “business” owner in his 30’s who owns both Melanson Photography, and his photography brand “Pyrat Lorde.” Mostly he’s just a creepy dude who takes pictures bizarre pictures of young, recently legal girls, brags about what a brilliant business owner and photographer he is, has had multiple “models” allege that they walked off projects with him due to his creepiness, and has been accused by several women of using “photography” as a way to try to score with 19 year olds with daddy issues.

Sometimes the “model’s” totally not creepy dads comment on his work too.

He also likes to be in the room with couples so he can “find a different sense of passion in the air” by watching two strangers do softcore scenes, which he finds “exhilarating.”

He claims to be a champion for female owned businesses.

But in reality he seems to just exploit dumb women who think they’re going somewhere in the modeling world. He also recently did a Facebook Live in which he answered the question that every normal photographer asks themselves – Have I ever tried to use my photography to get laid?

“I’ll even tell you who it is” certainly seems to indicate that the answer to that question is yes.

He also recently bragged on Facebook about how he wouldn’t be accepting commie cold money from the government, since he was so rich coming off his recent $17K year.

Killing the game!

The guy is apparently well known in upstate New Hampshire for being a douchebag.

He once said that the women he takes creepy pictures of should “get comfortable with the uncomfortable.”

Another local photographer commented on his post to voice her disapproval of his business tactics.

He responded as any normal business owner would – bought the trademark for the photography business she planned to open, harassed the woman’s mother to brag about it, and then organized a harassment campaign of the woman’s workplace and tagged the business owner in his post.

Then he started bragging about buying other local businesses and claimed to have a monopoly on trademarks.


And said he’d like to dropkick all you pussies in the face for not being as good at taking pictures as he is.

Perfectly normal way for a respected business owner to behave on social media.

Despite being a business genius Skeevy McForeskin was getting ripped apart in the comments on his page.

So at that point he decided to declare war on all of them and demanded that they prove he was a rapist, pedophile, or sex trafficker. Except you weren’t allowed to use text messages from women he fucked, or messages that could be confused with sex trafficking.

Perfectly normal things a legitimate small business owner would need to clarify.

He then vowed to identify his biggest enemy and pork his girlfriend before moving onto bigger and better things in Miami.

After that he did a Facebook Live broadcast explaining why he’s buying up trademarks, and ended up saying he wanted to punch the woman in the face whose mother he contacted, and whose employer he was harassing.

“Some people are lucky I don’t punch them in the face instead. I just take your business from you.”  

This pretty much said it all.

“I hear the rumors, the models feeling uncomfortable.”

Gee, I wonder why anyone would ever feel uncomfortable around this guy?

Now he’s whining about someone making him a Grindr account, while bragging about how many big dick pics he’s received and chastising women for not hopping on some of those big dicks.

If there’s one guy who isn’t afraid of a big dick, it’s Greg Melanson. Takes one to know one.


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36 Comment(s)
  • Don Jr.
    October 31, 2020 at 9:57 pm

    I seriously feel like 90% of Turtleboy’s targets are people who don’t deserve the public shaming treatment. This guy, on the other hand is a colossal fucking piece of shit. He’s such a megalomaniac, he reminds me of Donald Trump. “I am the greatest! Blah, blah, blah.” If he was rich and a member of the Republican party, Turtleboy and his sock puppets would be championing the asshole.

  • dough bro
    October 28, 2020 at 10:22 pm

    Just another washed up 80’s metal head and his i-phone camera. Probably asks them if he could autograph their tits afterwards……..

  • Guy probably has a 'secret stash' of hidden photos of these girls getting undressed
    October 28, 2020 at 11:16 am

    LMAO The dad so proud of his girl… for getting her pics taken by some sleazy dude while dressed like a red roof inn hooker in shitty clown makeup lol. Do these girls really look at those pics and think “THIS WILL SURELY ADVANCE MY MODELING CAREER!”

  • Cheddah
    October 28, 2020 at 10:54 am

    There’s nothing worse than meeting a photographer with a huge inflated ego.. Seriously, how hard is that job?

    • These guys are all fuckin creeps
      October 28, 2020 at 11:40 am

      I run a design business and do some photography on the side, but a lot of times we have to hire out. And for real, like 95% of photographers I hire think they are photography gods for some reason lol. They are some of the most snobbiest, stuck up, full of themselves assholes I have ever met.

      This dudes pics totally suck. I would reject them in an instant. Nothing is in focus & everything looks too soft, dull colors, skin tones suck, blurred everything to cover up their bumpy skin, horrible body photoshopping, etc… But if I rejected them, I can GUARANTEEE he would go home and write some two page long post about how my business sucks, I fucked him over, no one should ever work with me, leave all 1 star reviews, etc… Happens all the time.

      I don’t even mention myself as a photographer on my website just for that reason, I don’t want to be lumped in with these creepy weirdos.

  • Free Ron Jeremy
    October 28, 2020 at 1:22 am

    Only two ways to make money on-line. Finance and Porn

  • Chris
    October 27, 2020 at 11:37 pm

    Sometimes its OK to just plain old publicly shame someone, and this is a fine excuse of why. This guy needs to get knocked down a few pegs.

  • jobrienxxx176
    Over / Under
    October 27, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    What’s the bet that this scumbag will look up what trademarks he can file related to Turtle Boy Sports as soon as he gets wind of this story ?

  • Goblowyourdad
    October 27, 2020 at 8:13 pm

    Seems like the kinda guy that would try sneak at peak at you in a public rest room…. through the stall door…. when your taking a shit….

  • Littleton is a dead town
    October 27, 2020 at 8:04 pm

    As someone very familiar with Littleton NH, I can tell you right now, be sinesses in Littleton have been dying long before Covid. It used to be a ” train town” but the trains have all but stopped running through the area. I don’t know this guy, but trust me, any ” business” he bought was a business that was not doing much of anything. Let him brag, he truly has nothing going for him, especially in that area. I’ve never heard of the guy, and I know most people up there.

    • Steve Steiner
      October 28, 2020 at 7:22 am

      You’ve got that right. The only businesses that have employees are the hospital and the Inving. The next time they find a young girl in the Connecticut River, start with Greggy. Being the King of Littleton, is like being the cleanest Anal Bead

  • Yo....Mr. Sociopath Narcissist.....
    October 27, 2020 at 7:25 pm

    Karate Kid just called and needs his bandana back….not to be worn to cover your large receding hairline and your small brain. You’re a douche.

  • North of the Border
    October 27, 2020 at 7:02 pm

    Holy shit, dude! $17k income? You know what they call that at my job?

    Last month.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    October 27, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    Photography is baby shit alongside of what this dude is doin’.

  • Bill Cosby
    October 27, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    Read the entire story.So whats the problem here?
    Seems legit to me.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Sean Connery
      October 30, 2020 at 3:08 am

      It appears this is my lucky day…

      I’ll take “The Rapists” for twenty.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Alex Trebek
        October 30, 2020 at 3:09 am

        That’s “Therapists” Mr. Connery.


      • Ernst Stavro Blofeld
        October 31, 2020 at 5:39 pm

        Your time is up, Mr. Bond.

  • Emily yes THAT Emily
    October 27, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    Greg this is Emily . You are scum .i couldn’t Wait till turtle boy showed up and did a story on what a scumbag you are .

  • Erika Amanda Crooker
    October 27, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    In the summertime, I do most of my eating at the Big Snatch…oops I meant Big Catch. Ha ha! Then it’s off to the public beach to cook off some farts.

  • P C
    October 27, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    People like that just need their throat slit. Why make this difficult, they just need to be erased.

  • More pictures please.
    October 27, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    Of half naked chicks.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    October 27, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    Imagine getting dick pics from random faggots who want to stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey and your first instinct is to start having heart-to-heart conversations with them.

    • Orion
      October 27, 2020 at 3:55 pm

      Haha, what’s that based on?

      • Spic Tormentor
        October 27, 2020 at 10:38 pm

        Just saying that the dick pics were all from total random faggots, no clue how they got sent to my 11 year old nephews phone. it must have been a software glitch. fucking android.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      October 27, 2020 at 6:19 pm

      I sent you my dick pic. So what do you say?

    • Mr. Fingerbang
      October 28, 2020 at 9:07 pm

      why does this have 27 upvotes? is there some joke im missing? lol

  • Barbizon Grad 1981
    October 27, 2020 at 3:32 pm

    This would be totally legit, and cool if it was me doing it, but this guy wears fucking headbands and bandanas, and definitely carries the HIV. The most we can hope for him is some time in County for skinning a runaway from a Section 8 home with the promise of being a Dollar Tree Model.

  • Orion
    October 27, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    I don’t condone it at all, and I’ll go even further and say that scumbies like him find measures of success due to just how MANY women, young and old, are outrageously egotistical, narcissistic whores. They’re one horny compliment away from ruining their lives with a complete stranger. The fact that so many get ensnared by ‘artists’ like this is just as big an issue as the artist themselves. Why are so many women so willing to get naked or almost naked and have their pictures on the internet forever?

    • Guinea Geisha
      October 27, 2020 at 8:50 pm

      My best guess: Validation and economics. They feel like they have something of value to trade for something even more valuable to them. Which is compliments. My other best guess: Women’s Lib. It be like: “hey bitches, you’re just a guy with tits and vadge. Go fight the patriarchy by showing everyone. You can pay your rent with pictures of your asshole.”

      The emancipation of women has made them lose all mystery.

      • Orion
        October 28, 2020 at 9:35 am

        Sure, but that’s the thing. They don’t have anything of value, the market is beyond flooded. And I agree with your reasons, I just think they’re shitty reasons for them to use. Plus, the whole female double standard is probably the worst part. They’re all fine and good making money off their pussy or tits, or using it to manipulate men. But if something goes sideways, they’re all “Bawwww, I’m just a poor widdle girl!”. ‘Feminism’ is a bunch of bullshit, anyway.

        • Herpocrisy
          October 28, 2020 at 9:48 am

          My former sister-in-law, a fairly radical feminist, insisted she could do anything a man could do, if not for a “system” that kept her from it. Whenever it snowed, guess who wasn’t able to shovel the driveway?

          Damn that patriarchy.

        • Guinea Geisha
          October 28, 2020 at 2:44 pm

          Being a chick’s pretty gay. I give it 2 out of 5 stars. Don’t recommend.

    • I See Dumb People
      I see dumb people
      October 28, 2020 at 2:19 pm

      I agree these ” models” should be much more aware of who they are allowing to photograph them. However, that being said, not all chics jump into “modeling” for an actual career. I myself allowed a great photographer to photograph myself ( along with a few other beautiful ladies) strictly so an associate ours could make a calendar to sell where all profits went directly to a veterans charity. It was a really fun time for all of us and all was done in good taste.. Our photographer of course was a woman seeing as we were all getting dolled up to photographed on some antique cars… I never did get a copy of the calendar, but i did get copies of the photos and i must say they were a billion times better than what this creep is posting. I honestly can say had i showed up to that event and that guy was the photographer i would not have been apart of the whole thing even though it was for a great cause.. I mean just looking at the guy and his fb page you can clearly tell hes a creeper

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    October 27, 2020 at 3:13 pm

    Is he a cunt? Seems like it. Has he raped or taken advantage of women? You have not proved that here. I want to believe it but this is a tabloid article until there is proof.

  • Hunter Biden
    October 27, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    He seems like an upstanding guy. I’ll bring the rock if he brings the hoes

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