Turtleboy Investigates

Meet Stephen Mannas: Concord Kiddie Diddler Who Got Busted Trying To Bang A 14 Year Old In Marlborough Today And Is A Big Fan Of The N Word


Earlier today I blogged about the latest diddler who got busted by the Fitchilante pedo poachers, and didn’t really seem to give a shit that he got caught.

I asked for his name and turtle riders delivered like they always did. Meet Stephen Mannas from Concord (MA).

If that face doesn’t scream, “I love fucking teen boys” then I don’t know what does. But believe it or not he actually looked creepier with the pornstache and the Gaffney frosted tips.

He’s been rockin that sex shirt he wore today for years.

On Facebook he changed his name to Steve Srirach Sorrentino, claims to be the CEO of “Meryl Lynch,” graduated from Minuteman Voke, and studied “the wonderful asses all over campus” at UMass.

And he’s really into Tupac and Jesus.

He said in that video that he was 22, but he also said on Facebook that he got his license in 2011. Then again, he said a lot of hilarious shit on Facebook around that time. For instance, he didn’t care for shop class very much in high school.

He likes to use the n word. A lot.

LOL. Poor Betty.

He doesn’t like Indians.

And he’s an MTV gangster who hopes to someday become VH1 famous.

But I guess he’ll have to settle for being Turtleboy famous instead.


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24 Comment(s)
  • Gnome Sayin'?
    April 23, 2020 at 4:00 pm

    It’s the frosted tips. What an ass bandit!

    April 23, 2020 at 12:09 pm

    Please be real. This isn’t the real Concord. He lives next to route 2, and it’s really part of West Concord there. And that might as well be Maynard.

  • Only one cure, ask for it by name
    April 23, 2020 at 3:50 am

    100% guaranteed, when administered properly, to completely eliminate any urges or compulsions to engage in undesirable behavior.
    How can we make such a bold claim? It takes care of the problem at its source, often before any damage can be done.
    Just load the handy dispenser and it’s as simple as point, click and BOOM, the problem is gone.
    When you need to fix the problem permanently, insist on BallistiCure.* ** ***

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    • When you need to be sure...
      April 23, 2020 at 3:53 am

      Insist on BallistiCure.

      • Captain Trips
        BallistiCure Saved me from sitting on my great uncle's Lap!
        April 23, 2020 at 10:00 am

        BallistiCure worked for me!*

        My great uncle Lewie always wanted me to sit on his lap and tried to feel my balls.

        Now he no longer has a lap and is surrounded by 4 coffin walls!

        *Do not try this at home. Pick a spot in the woods.

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 22, 2020 at 11:13 pm

    well, he is a star of David.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      April 23, 2020 at 8:02 am

      Is “David” the porn parody of “Dave” with lil dicky? He stars in that?

      • Silencio Dogood
        April 23, 2020 at 11:35 pm

        No it’s David as a scumbag in the Bible, though i’d expect a porn parody of that book soon, rife with pedo violence and wee Dicky’s frosted mug.

  • Guinea Geisha
    April 22, 2020 at 11:03 pm

    Both men and women alike can fuck a Pringles can… but neither do it well.

  • Check your broker's statements
    April 22, 2020 at 9:57 pm

    “Former Chief executive officer at Meryl Lynch.” Um, you mean Merrill Lynch? Nice try.

    • Darrel
      April 22, 2020 at 10:14 pm

      Good catch!

  • Mom’s Basement
    April 22, 2020 at 9:47 pm

    If he goes to prison in his home town at least he’ll already know some of the guards.

  • Seed bag
    April 22, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    I love the smell of a life in ruins….

  • Fred R.
    April 22, 2020 at 8:15 pm

    Terrible representation of a great community. Can’t touch little boys behind bars

  • Betty Boykins
    April 22, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    Stephen, ever since you started dying your hair and wearing that moustache I’ve suspected you of being queer. Only Jesus can save you from the eternal depths of hell. Save yourself Stephen, and please stay away from the boys at the congregation. Have a blessed day.

  • TortugaNiño
    April 22, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    Loves jesus, wears a star of david. Can’t fix stupid.

    • Mr. Bubba
      April 22, 2020 at 8:53 pm

      No, you’ve got it all wrong! Rocking that necklace, he’s quite obviously a member of the Gangster Disciples.

  • Shipping & Handling
    April 22, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    How come these diddlers don’t just order little boys from Amazon? They’ll deliver them right to your house from China. Not much of a selection if you don’t have the Yellow Fever, but they can customize your order for extra. I noticed Amazon left a package on my “neighbor’s” porch in the the rain the other day, and the little fucker’s arms and legs were popping out the box. I would have taped him up and sent him back through a mobile drop spot, and got my monies back.

  • How many more Mr. Speaker!
    April 22, 2020 at 6:10 pm

  • Dems Gettn' Nervous
    April 22, 2020 at 6:09 pm

    How long before a Leftist Dem politician tries to attack the Fitchilante and outlaw private stings. My money is on a Mass State Rep.

    • Rusty Marino
      April 23, 2020 at 7:16 am

      Is there a petition I can sign to stop these vigilantes?

  • Boston Irish
    Daniel Carver
    April 22, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    What a pussy

  • tony tabasco
    April 22, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    Is that the kid from 3 oclock high?

    Don’t fuck this boy up Mitchelllll!

    • Burlando Castile
      April 23, 2020 at 2:05 am

      His little sister in that movie looked like the human version of Penny from Inspector Gadget back in the day.

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