Meet The 7 Fun Sponge Anarchists Arrested For Attacking Worcester Cops, Carrying Weapons, And Blocking Public Streets

Meet The 7 Fun Sponge Anarchists Arrested For Attacking Worcester Cops, Carrying Weapons, And Blocking Public Streets

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Yesterday seven “anarchists” were arrested in Worcester for attacking cops, carrying weapons and refusing to get out of the streets as they protested Presidents Day.

Let’s take a look at these winners…..

Kaitlyn Heathmen 24, 82 Newhall Ave. Apt. 101, Saugus

Kaitlyn was the brilliant protester who forgot to wear her anarchist bandana to the illegal demonstration:

As you can see, she is from Saugus, which is not even remotely close to Worcester. In high school she was given the John and Abigail Adams Scholarship award, which qualified her for free college tuition:

“Saugus High School Principal, Joseph Diorio delivered the news to 51 Saugus High School students who have qualified for four years of free tuition at one of the state’s public colleges and universities under the John and Abigail Adams Scholarship Program.”

Yet here she is on Facebook whining about the lack of free college educations:

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Makes sense.

She’s a very sharp dresser

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She is no stranger to band camp

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And she likes to use a cover photo of her and a family of black people in a vain attempt to pretend that she cares about diversity:


But make no mistake about it – she’s not black and neither are any of her friends.


And this has to be the most ironic post of all time:

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Sara Bilman 32, of 199 Broadway St., Apt. F, Chelsea

Uhhhhh. Chelsea and Saugus invaded Worcester. That’s not gonna help property value. And how old is too old to be an anarchist? I feel like it’s somewhat forgiveable if you’re a 20 year old who is going through a phase. But if you’re 32 and you’re still into this whole anarchy thing, you may want to reevaluate your life choices. Just saying.

Sara has the face of the ultimate triggered SJW:

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And of course she’s a leftover from the Occupy Boston movement in 2011. But the only thing she occupied yesterday was two seats in the paddywaggon.

Also, 99% sure that she was the chick who got in Lyin Kimmy Ring’s face and told her to “stop filming my people.”

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Oh, and according to Masslive this cheesehog had brass knuckles on her. So clearly she was NOT fucking around.

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Justina Rowan Weller 19, of 2 Eureka St. 3L, Worcester

I don’t know if this is mean, but it’s just an observation – how come you never see anyone who is even remotely physically attractive participating in these riots?




Oh that’s right, these are just ugly people who are angry at the world. Sorry, but we all know it’s true. We can’t just avoid these facts because it’s mean. It’s a major part of the story. They didn’t go to the prom and they can’t make friends on their own, and the only people they can find camaraderie with are a bunch of “anarchists” playing “all cops are evil.”

Rowan recently graduated from Burncoat High School with honors. Another Worcester Public Schools graduate going pro in something besides sports!!



Evin Ugur 20, of 109 Highland St., Worcester

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Skinny jeans? Check. Free jacket from the Salvation Army? Check. Lack of any hopes, dreams, or realistic goals? Check.

Evin Ugur was featured in a Masslive article last year because his job is apparently to be a volunteer at the “Free Store” in Worcester. Things weren’t looking too good for them at the time. Ya know, because everything was free and he wasn’t getting paid:

“Despite the financial issues the store has been really busy with a lot of people coming in and becoming more aware of it,” Evin Ugur, a volunteer, said. “The concept of the free store isn’t dying, it’s just we’re struggling with the financial stuff.”

Yea, the free store isn’t dying. We’re just not making any money. Ya know, the financial stuff. That stuff is gay anyway. And rather than get a job that pays actual money, I’m gonna march in the streets and complain about Trump and the cops.

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Ander Pierce, 21, of 14 Profesors Row, Medford

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Our boy Ander was previously arrested by the Cambridge Police for being a gigantic asshole. Unfortunately for him he is not black like Skip Gates, so he couldn’t play the race card and go to the White House for a free beer.

He also helped organize a hunger strike at the expensive private Tufts University. Unfortunately they had to cancel the hunger strike due to being hungry. I shit you not. They cancelled a hunger strike due to hunger. Brockton Turtleboy blogged about it in 2015 when it happened. Best headline ever.



Anthony Burnham, 25, of 241 Essex Square, Gloucester

Oh good, Gloucester people too. We could only find one Anthony Burnham from Gloucester on Facebook. It’s a successful businessman, who appears to love sports. We don’t know if that’s this Anthony Burnham’s father, but it certainly wouldn’t be surprising to see some rich kid from Gloucester go full emo in order to rebel against his successful father. Here’s where Anthony lives in Gloucester:

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Poor baby. Living in a half a million dollar home in a beach town. Life sure is hard in America for poor Anthony Burnham.



Dennis William Weir, 32 Guernsey St., Roslindale

Couldn’t find much on this guy, other than the fact that he lives in a $600,000 house in Rozy.

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So yea, they’re all very oppressed indeed. Let this be a warning to assholes everywhere – if you come to Worcester from out of town, and you tie up our taxpayer funded resources because you wanna act like a bunch of children throwing a hissy fit, we will humiliate you publicly. And the Internet is forever.



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19 Comment(s)
  • Independent Thinker
    February 22, 2017 at 12:29 pm

    What a bunch of trash. Then you wonder why so many of us voted for Trump.

    You shouldn’t block public streets. If you do, you deserve to get run over. You are preventing people from getting to work, getting home from work, and you are interfering with those you are on their way to medical establishments, some of which are actual emergencies.

    And you don’t deserve to go to college for free, although if you do halfway decent in high school, which is free, you can usually get enough scholarships and grants that you may find yourself better off financially than the kids whose parents are actually paying their own way, and subsidizing the tuition of others.

  • Wabbitt
    February 21, 2017 at 12:42 am

    Back in the day protests were a good place to pick up hippy chicks. Now they’re full of women you wouldn’t fuck with a stolen dick.

  • Steven Stover
    February 21, 2017 at 12:29 am

    They all love the Fake Indian.

  • Publius
    February 20, 2017 at 11:23 pm

    Cant believe we got worked about about these dweebs.

  • Gronkmonster
    February 20, 2017 at 11:10 pm

    I am shocked more did not recognize Christina…She is the intercontinental bobbing for apples champion …Girl could make a horse jealous with those teeth

  • Bill Ayers
    February 20, 2017 at 7:06 pm

    The spoiled poseurs have way too much time on their hands. No real work sighted.

  • whatevuh
    February 20, 2017 at 5:39 pm

    anarchists!! HAHAHA all I see is 6 skinny little runts and one fupasloth They don’t think, the arrest record is permanent, viewable by perspective employers. Of course it won’t matter, when you have a degree in ‘gender studies’ you’re pretty much guaranteed to be a complete failure forever anyway. I did notice, most of their facebook pages are gone, wiped clean.

  • Steve
    February 20, 2017 at 4:12 pm

    How does an “anarchist” petition the government for benefits?

    I thought Massachusetts was supposed to have the best schools in the world?

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      February 20, 2017 at 5:34 pm

      For libs, best relates to how well the students are indoctrinated – not best education. Gotta go to schools not controlled by unions to learn anything.

  • Lt Dan
    February 20, 2017 at 3:15 pm

    Remember when we (Worcester and surrounding towns) a working class, blue collar area?

    I blame the 146 exit off the pike. Shit just hasn’t been the same since.

  • CrackBaby
    February 20, 2017 at 3:01 pm

    I’d do the Nicaraguan crab walk with the angry bitch in the Taylor Swift T-shirt.

    • ZephyrCat
      February 20, 2017 at 3:24 pm

      Hey crackbaby, you leave that shit to me. There’s only one person that’s going anal spelunking with Justina and that’s me! And Kaitlyn’s gonna be down below waiting for the nut loogie that is sure to follow. No crackbaby, I believe you can have Sara, the bulldike. She has something between her legs for you that will remind you of a bulldog eating a ham sandwich. So, have at it!

  • sick & tired
    February 20, 2017 at 2:47 pm

    Sara needs her free food cut off. Too much free food I think.

  • ZephyrCat
    February 20, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    Seriously Justina, if you want to stretch out your anus please get back to me here. I love a long drive up the ol’ dirt road. We can even do the dirty sanchez thing if you like. I can see you’re a nasty girl!

    • ZephyrCat
      February 20, 2017 at 4:36 pm

      Eh, who am I kidding? No stretching required.

  • Enlightened
    February 20, 2017 at 2:39 pm

    But the only thing she occupied yesterday was two seats in the paddy wagon.

    LOL. Perfect

  • hkjahda
    February 20, 2017 at 2:38 pm

    That Justina’s got dem boobs
    seems good to me

  • BobnMic
    February 20, 2017 at 2:26 pm

    FIRSTIES!!!! What!!! AHHHHHHHH!!! Foiled again!!!

  • ZephyrCat
    February 20, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    I think I might almost feel bad for punching them in the face. If any of these fuckers ever crossed me they would have to put up or shut up real quick. Might fuck the crazy girl with red hair though. But certainly not the waterbuffalo. Would rather diddle one of the beta males.

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