Melinda Boone’s Spokesperson Jen Roy Is Mad At Turtleboy

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I’ve long wondered why Superintendent Melinda Boone needs a PR spokesperson. Luckily for thos with a television, she does. Her name is Jen Roy, and she is like Jenny Dell on junior smokeshow steroids:


I have no idea why Boone needs someone to speak to her, but I guess if I have to have bad news delivered to me, it might as well be by Jen Roy. Quite frankly, she can deliver bad news to me any day of the week. Because she’s so articulate of course.

Anyway, Jen Roy has this weird habit of messaging me at all hours of the night every time she reads something on Turtleboy she doesn’t like. I’m not even going to bother commenting on anything from this point on. I’m just gonna show you the conversation and remind you all that the position she fills costs $50,000 per year – money that could buy 500 computers for the underfunded schools in Worcester. 
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Nuff said. $50,000 grand a year. For this. Good night.

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73 Comment(s)
  • NessHW
    November 27, 2015 at 4:10 am

    LOL! This isn’t surprising to me at all. I knew her when she was Jen Sumner from Shewsbury, and believe me..the girl was frightening.
    She was not only violent little ball of hate, but she was arrested a couple of times for alcohol related issues too.

  • Finnish Goalie
    May 8, 2015 at 11:45 am

    So, any more of these conversations?

  • Wills Woo
    May 6, 2015 at 5:51 am

    Jen Roy got the hottest blog in Worcester County to write about a silly little kids program that no one ever heard of. Her job was to promote the program.

    I’d say it was well done. She suffered personal embarrassment doing it, but she will figure out how to avoid that in the future.

  • Taryn
    May 5, 2015 at 4:10 pm

    Jen Roy is an idiot, but she’s right about the No Evil project – Troy has been doing it for ages now. Not sure if the TB staff misunderstood or the North principal tried to make it sound like HER project, but no, it’s a creative exercise that’s been going on for quite a while. It was at Wachusett a few weeks ago, too.

    I think there’s a whole mess of stuff going on at North and with Boone, but I can’t stand to see someone else’s art project end up getting trashed because of it. Ironically the very idea behind the project is seeing past the labels that make it easy to write off someone you are different with – or disagree with – as evil instead of finding common ground.

    Now if only Dyer or Boone would get the concept herself.

  • Idgie 45
    May 2, 2015 at 7:14 pm

    OMG. This is just EMBARRASSING for WPS……please tell me that are firing this dingbat on MONDAY! I thought it was joke at first….a PR person who uses “DUDE” and calls someone an asshole? Can this mess get any worse for WPS????? Everyone needs to just STOP sending emails and writing on blogs!

  • JoeMomma
    May 2, 2015 at 1:44 pm

    Amen Daddy!

  • Carlo's Daddy
    May 2, 2015 at 12:15 pm

    She is certainly a fellow Napper….

    Trolling for ‘strange’ in the middle of the night is our signature move!!!!

  • O the humanities
    May 2, 2015 at 7:40 am

    What bothers me more than anything is the quote about prayer on her WPS meme/business card whatever that is. Prayer and public schools don’t mix, Lolita. Unless worshipping Boone is a religion.

  • Drunkandsometimesstupid
    May 1, 2015 at 4:27 pm

    ok ok hiccup ok, jenny baby was hiccup was with me last nite and we were doing belly shooooooooooooooooooots! I had to pick the lint out of mine but hers was soooooo fuggin’ perfect. we were celebrating thursdeys because they only hiccup come once a week hiccup. I told hur hiccup that I reed turtles hiccup I mean read turlteboy then she called mee stupid hiccup then I assed her to merry me hiccup and she said something about my butt and how I should stick sumthing in it so I ran out on the check hiccup.

    • BobnMic
      May 2, 2015 at 12:03 am

      Upon further review: As they say in professional football, I’d decline any punishment for Jen Roy if I was an NFL ref so here goes my take; (whistle goes beeeeeeep), ” After reviewing the play, it was determined that there was no infraction that occurred on the playing field with the opposing team Jen Roy versus Turtleboy Nation. The play was not egregiously atrocious as part of any rules as defined in the NFL. We will reset the clock and it will remain first down. (whistle goes beeeeeep).” Then we all move back to Baltimore where the real shit is getting shittier.

  • xayxel
    May 1, 2015 at 4:12 pm

    I would love to see if she copied the entire conversation on her personal ‘TurtleRoy’ website (or whatever she wants to call it), post it and that way we can see this wasn’t just extracted clips of a conversation so that nobody sounds bias. Either way, at least so I’m not trying to be bias towards Turtleboy only — regardless of the source of her employment — just saying; an art project doesn’t seem not so bad. I mean, I can think of certain unnecessary military spending that could be channeled into more programs for education (which art could qualify for if it includes helping a kid’s well being). If that’s the case, it doesn’t sound like such a bogey of a project. Curious, how many tax dollars SPECIFICALLY went to it? I’d like to see those stats TB.

  • Sam Burnside
    May 1, 2015 at 12:21 pm

    Here’s the $50,000 question: Does she have a job today?

  • JayC
    May 1, 2015 at 12:17 pm

    I’m betting that Jen is a closet Turtleboy fan, jealous that she could never publish a truly honest take on anything even if she wanted to because she was either under the control of a news editor and and corporation at Charter TV3, is now under the thumb of an incompetent tyrant school administration, or is getting paid through her PR business to run interference for whoever here clients are. You wonder why politicisns, government and school administrators run amok in all these towns, because news local reporters on TV and in the paper could never expose anything moderately controversial without repercussions, but Turtleboy can.

  • Johnny Jizz
    May 1, 2015 at 11:38 am

    Doesn’t saying your the son of a doctor and an accountant pretty much confirm that you are who you have been suspected to be all along?

  • cdenz
    May 1, 2015 at 11:11 am

    Can you share that email?

  • JoeMomma
    May 1, 2015 at 10:51 am

    But did she send you any nudes?

  • Shaking my head
    May 1, 2015 at 10:47 am

    Kim K has nothing on Turtleboy. He is breaking the Internet!!!!!

  • Haterade
    May 1, 2015 at 10:43 am

    This is hysterical. First of all I would have more faith having my 12 year old niece do this job. I think the concept of the english language is difficult for her grasp and I think maybe she was drunk because clearly she wasn’t retaining any info.

    • NessHW
      November 27, 2015 at 4:13 am

      She used to be a drunk and I’m sure she still is.

  • Wow
    May 1, 2015 at 9:47 am

    Didn’t this girl go to St. Marys in Worcester? Great job with the private school education. This all reads like drunken texts.

    • Finnish Goalie
      May 1, 2015 at 10:54 am

      Some say St. Mary’s, some say Holy Name.

      Perhaps St. Peter-Marian?

      • Sam Burnside
        May 1, 2015 at 12:19 pm

        Holy Name for sure. She’s a member of their alumni page.

      • Wow
        May 9, 2015 at 1:11 pm

        She went to St. Marys for elementary/middle school then went to Holy Name for High School. Still not public school educated.

  • COB
    May 1, 2015 at 9:09 am


    You’re probably going to want to drown your sorrows tonight. If you’re looking for a companion to get f*cked up with, hit me up!

    • Bennie's
      May 1, 2015 at 9:22 am

      COB, you and Jenny come into Bennie’s tonight and your first round is on the house!!!

      • COB
        May 1, 2015 at 9:26 am

        Thanks bro!

  • Box Cutter Diaries
    May 1, 2015 at 8:32 am

    I wish I got more messages in the middle of the night starting with

    “Hey r u awake”

    And they are usually followed with

    “Want to come ovah”

    • WormtownorBust
      May 1, 2015 at 9:20 am

      TB needs to tighten up the text game.

  • Clive's not racist, just ask him.
    May 1, 2015 at 8:06 am

    I’d tap that

  • JohnDoe
    May 1, 2015 at 7:58 am

    Slander is spoken, libel is written. In either case the statement must be untrue. Truth is an absolute defense. Lastly, public figures do not have privacy protections that private citizens enjoy.

    • JayC
      May 1, 2015 at 9:19 am

      And there have to be actual damages, like reporting a student RTOC leader to the DOJ for expressing a first amendment right and harming his good character and reasonable employment opportunities. Mentioning her business is not slander because it’s not spoken and not libel either. Just by her association with Boone, it harms her the reputation for her PR business because she’s doing a horrible job of staying out in front of her gaffs.

  • Rick
    May 1, 2015 at 7:48 am

    It may have been posted last night, but when was the conversation? 11 PM? 8 PM? 6 PM?

    • Woo_Willie
      May 1, 2015 at 7:53 am

      Well, if she’s sauced, I’d hope of those three options it’s 11 PM!

    • G-Love478
      May 1, 2015 at 8:22 am

      The fact that she starts the conversation off with “hey r u awake” is probably a good indication that it was a late night convo…

    • May 1, 2015 at 8:43 am

      They started around 1240. They’re not time stamped cuz they’re from a desktop computer and not a phone

  • WormtownorBust
    May 1, 2015 at 7:34 am

    TB, sometimes it’s better to just leave the hamster alone.

  • Shaking my head
    May 1, 2015 at 7:13 am

    Would not want to be her walking into work this morning.

  • COB
    May 1, 2015 at 7:07 am

    Man, I would love to tongue-punch this chick’s fart box!

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      May 1, 2015 at 8:35 pm

      COB, you need to copyright that fucking line. Sheer brilliance. Almost spit my beer out,,, again….

      • Devils Mouthpiece
        May 1, 2015 at 8:41 pm

        Oh yeah, fully shaved or landing strip? I’m going with the landing strip.

    • BobnMic
      May 1, 2015 at 10:25 pm

      Oh my friggin’ wow. I laugh but I should not. So I won’t. hehehe. I’m going to stop now. I promise. hehehehe. Shit my bad. I’m an adult so I can ignore this. And I am going to. Whew. Glad that’s over. Oh no, hehehehe. Ok, I’m turning my computer off. Sorry.

      • BobnMic
        May 1, 2015 at 10:29 pm

        COB you are a fucking riot! SO funny.

        • BobnMic
          May 1, 2015 at 10:37 pm

          For real COB not one these fucking sarcastic idiots that troll on here every once in a while.

  • Rick
    May 1, 2015 at 6:58 am

    Why did you edit out the time stamps? Kind of a sketchy thing to do.

    • Finnish Goalie
      May 1, 2015 at 7:07 am

      Might as well try to save some space on the page and make it somewhat shorter to scroll through.

      Figuring the time this was posted in the morning, and the fact that it wasn’t here last night, I’d wager the conversation took place last night and they got right to writing this.

      • Shaking my head
        May 1, 2015 at 7:42 am

        I happened to get out of work at midnight and saw this post. Time is accurate.

        • Shaking my head
          May 1, 2015 at 7:43 am

          Saw it post as it was posted…

  • Finnish Goalie
    May 1, 2015 at 6:55 am

    Ugh, we’ve all had a phone conversation or text session we wish we hadn’t after one or two too many.

    Sadly, she had it with an adversary.

  • Mike
    May 1, 2015 at 6:54 am

    I feel like I just watched a House of Cards episode!

  • Vanderbooger
    May 1, 2015 at 6:45 am

    Are you sure that’s NOT Jenny Dell?

  • Woodiculous
    May 1, 2015 at 6:44 am

    Jen Roy has passion for the arts projectbthatbshe is promoting and was upset when you threw rocks at it. I don’t have a problem with that. She probably should have just ignored you. She didn’t now she will have to be embarrassed but I don’t think she should be. Her Gerber for her job was all that was “exposed. ”

    I do agree thatbif anyone has to give you news, I’d rather it was her!

    • WildwoodOrDie
      May 1, 2015 at 12:07 pm

      He warned her that he was posting this..apparently you’re also an idiot

    • WormtownorBust
      May 1, 2015 at 2:00 pm

      What the heck does that say? What is ‘Gerber for her job’?

    • Taryn
      May 5, 2015 at 4:01 pm

      Oh, yay, drunk replies to drunk texts!

  • Box Cutter Diaries
    May 1, 2015 at 6:35 am

    She has a degree in Internet law too?!?!?!?!

  • Largeman
    May 1, 2015 at 6:19 am

    I actually laughed out loud when I read, “for someone who does PR, you’re not very good at this”.

  • Carlo's Daddy
    May 1, 2015 at 5:56 am

    Jennifer Roy went to Holy Name…….what the hell does she know about the Worcester Public School system??

    …..ehh, stupid question……Roy’s boss is from down south and has proven numerous she has no clue about WPS… bad.

  • Whaat??
    May 1, 2015 at 5:01 am

    Must be drinking what Dyer drank the night she sent the email that started it all!

  • BobnMic
    May 1, 2015 at 2:43 am

    Is Jen Roy, Brit McHenry and Erin Andrews all cut from the same mold? I mean they are all smokeshows but I think that this is why God invented earplugs. I am certain of this now because I could never figure out why those little rubbery things that people stick in their ears were really for. Now I get it…

  • marko
    May 1, 2015 at 2:22 am

    Ohh this is the chick news anchor that got that job and support for her prospect for being whats his faces eye candy, makes sense

  • marko
    May 1, 2015 at 2:19 am

    I know one when I see one, this chick was drunk off her ask looking for some fb attention, she is in public relations? ahahahahhahahahhahahahhahaahahahahhaha I am literally laughing my ass off. Here I am over educated and under employed and we have people like this making 50k off tax payers to avoid serious questions like, is promoting evil while saying you actively wish to stop it legit? only to have her play the old “what did you say huh I cant hear you” cliche. She also has no idea the legal definition and applicability of slander, since she did the same exact thing she hopes to sue you for. I am pretty sure, if anything, this is Libel, in that case, a counter action would be just.

    50k! 50k people. Imagine what that salary could be used for

  • Not PC
    May 1, 2015 at 2:05 am

    Libel… she will sue for Libel…

    She has a degree?

    • RJ
      May 1, 2015 at 6:15 am

      Technically you could sue for slander. You could sue for wrongful death. It would be dismissed immediately, but you could do it.

  • King
    May 1, 2015 at 1:28 am

    Anyone else get the impression she was drunk messaging you? Late hours of the night, plenty of typos, and she seemed to jump around the conversation a lot.

    • BobnMic
      May 1, 2015 at 1:32 am

      First thing I thought of King. A couple of vodka martinis then the angry came out. Too bad seriously.

      • Wabbitt
        May 1, 2015 at 1:58 am

        She looks like she drinks those classy drinks, like mimosas. Something that goes down smooth and makes it easier to pull the stick out of her ass.

        • BobnMic
          May 1, 2015 at 2:27 am

          Maybe a couple shots of Mind Erasers then waalaa – mind erased followed by dumb shit expressed. Me personally, I’ll stick to a six pack of beer and a bag of chips.

          • Wabbitt
            May 1, 2015 at 12:59 pm

            Can’t blame her for wanting her mind erased when she has to parrot Boone’s Bullshit every day.

  • Too Bad
    May 1, 2015 at 1:27 am

    Too Bad because she kinda a hottie major smokeshow!

  • SUL
    May 1, 2015 at 1:06 am

    Just another person who’s seen the word Slander, but doesn’t know the definition.

    • Matt
      May 1, 2015 at 2:27 pm

      Slander is spoken. In print it’s libel

  • carlton
    May 1, 2015 at 12:46 am

    Shocking. Absoblutely shocking. This woman is employed by the school district to be PR for the superintendent? Shouldn’t she know that her actions on or off the clock reflect on who she us speaking for? I think if Melinda has a single ounce of integrity she will be looking for a new spokesperson by weeks end. I can’t think of a way for her to pin this gaff on institutional racism.

    • Wabbitt
      May 1, 2015 at 1:55 am

      Well I guess Jenny Jugs’ job is secure, since we all know Boone has absolutely zero integrity.

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