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You can tell a lot about people by examining the photos they post. The white shirt fatass from recently – she got her nipples sticking out BUT doesn’t have any curtains on her bedroom window? (unmade bed, mismatched sheet/spread patterns). Now observe this one – eyelashes, piercings, eyelid glitter, nose rings like a bull. Man she’s living the dream – are those kitchen cabinets custom? No. They’re plywood.
Jamal Cherry look him up on Fling.His nasty short ass is on there.He locks women in hotel rooms when they refuse to have sex with him.
Small waist,pretty face and a little bank…..account!
“n!gilets can peel a banana with it’s feet like daddy does !! “…..Epic! Best one of the year so far!
I love single moms and can’t wait for this one to pay us a visit
Poor Silver City.
There’s this angry cunt bitch on NextDoor named Carol Adler who thinks she’s special because she follows me around the internet taking screenshots of everything i post.
She definitely reads Turtleboy comments, so she will see this.
Dear Carol Adler:
Fuck you.
Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery you fascist nazi bitch.
This is why we like this site.
I know a lot of single moms I’m like the “guy friend” without benefits they all like to talk to and I’m always there for them because I’m a good listener and they say I’m fun to hang out with but I’m not exactly one of the girls just considered “the best” they all say they wish their boyfriends were more like me and I always pay! It’s great.
The nose ring never lies
I love the ‘I’m a single mom’ pity ploy.
8 out of 10 single moms I know are that way because they are either:
A: Absolutely insane and / or are completely impossible to be around for more than 3 minutes;
or
B: Like ‘bad men’ and have made all of the wrong relationship choices.
The last 2 out of 10 have a legit reason for being a single mom.
Summary: Most are single because of their own shit.
I never listen to that ‘help me I’m a single mom’ bullshit.
I only come for the comments.
What’s the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?
The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.
What a schmuck, telling my Catskill jokes, but at least I had an audience when I did my shtick, you’re such a shmendrik.
Oy!
take a closer look, she is an expert at the fat girl angle shot.
lol could you imagine being stuck with a vapid whore like that? That said id totally blow a load in her and skedaddle.
“I’m on a fixed income” – well who the fk isn’t ?? The nerve of this scuzzy, stretch marked, cottage cheese-looking with a shit stained ass crack that has fucking HAIR sticking out of it, cum bucket bitch. Why don’t you axe your loving husband to increase your already generous allowance ? Oh wait, that’s right, despite all your comments about “praising” and your insightful theological remarks, you don’t know who the ooking boon was. I guess you could try to narrow it down by seeing which one of your n!gilets can peel a banana with it’s feet like daddy does !! Or maybe you can see if he enjoys swinging from the same brand tire swing !! “Muh daddy iz a Michelin Man, mammy !!” Your life didn’t turn out the way you planned, huh, you sleazeball ? How could anyone possibly sink so low as to publicly beg and grovel for handouts ? It pathetic enough that you mooch money from the adults of society, the ones who work and pay taxes, you know, the dignified women who manage to properly raise their children to NOT be fuck ups and losers. The very same ones with husbands and houses and happy families, the ones from high school who remember you and look at Facebook and Turtle Boy and laugh at what a greasy pile of shit you turned out to be.
I love This ^
…you dry-balled incel. You’re gonna die a virgin (mommy doesn’t count, sicko).
So it is written. So it shall be done.
…you dry-balled incel. You’re gonna die a virgin (mommy doesn’t count, sicko).
So it is written. So it shall be done.
Does she blow disabled kids on high heels too?
And you were a teacher?
Bet her vag smells like a mix of rancid tuna and spoiled milk. Apartment probably smells like ball sweat, baby shit and stale newports.
We come for the old Turtleboy headlines and stay for the comments.
Hi,
Today, between the hours of 5 and 6 PM, I’ll be blowing n!!ggers for no charge!! If you’re a black man, come down to the abandoned Friendly’s on Grafton St for a great blow job. Bring your friends too…just make sure they’re black. I will slurp your n!!gger dick till you explode
If you have any questions, please call me at my office. 508-799-1153.
Know why she will only look straight into the camera? It is because she has a massive fucking nose…all broads with huge noses do the same. No coke parties for her.
I’d like to impale her anus with a pickaxe.
More like a “tooth”pick. Just sayin’.
This is what Kate Peter would look like if she were a Fall River 9.
…on sneakers?
Just curious, what awards did your book win?
I believe he won the “Best Book Written By A Mentally Disabled Adult” award for 2018 or something.