Middleboro Cheddarpoon Decorates Neighbor Veteran’s Car With Dog Poo Despite Never Speaking To Him Before

Middleboro Cheddarpoon Decorates Neighbor Veteran’s Car With Dog Poo Despite Never Speaking To Him Before

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Here’s a pretty shitty story out of Middleboro involving a veteran’s car, and a crappy neighbor (no pun intended):

According to Mark Nicolas, the owner of the car, he has never so much as had a conversation with this lovely cheesehog, Jessica Peterson.

But yet there she is, throwing dog shit all over his car:

Mark tells us that he wasn’t even aware of the poo and actually drove around with it on his trunk:

“She lives upstairs in the same building as me. I’ve literally never had a conversation with her. Couldn’t pick her face out of a crowd. I didn’t even see the dog shit until I was pumping gas. I actually almost accused my landlord. Took this picture and sent it to him. Then he let me know she was on video..”

Shockingly this Middleboro Cheddarpoon is a fan of the dog filter:

Bathroom selfies

And special time with friends

It’s not an excuse, but she is from Springfield:

So there’s a good chance she didn’t know any better.

We reached out to her to ask what would possess someone to do that to another person’s car, but despite having read our message she has chosen not to reply. Maybe that will change now.

36 Comment(s)
  • You told to much
    November 19, 2017 at 8:28 am

    Why haven’t you disliked my comments Jess? Still trying to figure out who I am? See that’s what’s is wrong when you brag about the shit you brag about. Here’s a hint. You disliked Chris’s comment but you DO have daddy issues. No take that ugly dog of yours for a walk and think about who I am. Whore

    • Sandy Cooch
      November 19, 2017 at 11:00 am

      It’s easy, you’re the four with six envy. You have existed in every town in every country for all of history.

  • Lakeisha
    November 18, 2017 at 6:12 pm

    This little slut thinks she can run her own little whore house out of that apartment but no uh uh she got anotha thing commin!

    • You told to much
      November 18, 2017 at 10:38 pm

      She really does. She will be getting a visit very soon from someone who isn’t happy about her little whore adventures. She is spreading std’s like a wildfire. Good luck finding out who is ratting on you. And you can’t blame this on Mark, this is from you being whore and actually being proud. Wonder who told on you Jess. Gee who could it be???? Hmmmm

      • Sandy Cooch
        November 19, 2017 at 8:55 am

        So your boyfriend banged her and you ended up with the clap. Just take your antibiotics, pretend you believe his story about getting it from a dirty toilet seat and everything will be fine. Oh, and it might not kill you to polish his dome once in a while.

        • You told to much
          November 19, 2017 at 10:13 am

          That’s usually the way it goes. Not this time. Nothing was done to me specifically, she actually prays upon wrecking families. The guys are really the ones to blame since they are the ones cheating. That don’t make her any less of a whore for it.

  • Ratchetville Apartments
    November 18, 2017 at 6:09 pm

    “I almost accused my landlord” wtf??

    Who dumps dog poo on a strangers car for no reason? And who accuses their landlord of placing dog poo on their car? He and his landlord must have issues.

  • Chris
    November 18, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    Something tells me she has father issues

  • Irishcurse
    November 18, 2017 at 12:22 pm

    Her defense will be she didnt start shit

  • You told to much
    November 18, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Oh Jess, come on. Way to bring attention to yourself. As if the Chlamydia you spread isn’t enough. You need to stop being such a dirty waste of a human being. Because the guy didn’t pay you the attention your use to, you got angry and put dog shit on his car. It’s sad that you did this because you knew he would never touch you. And he has every right to be mad. You have said it yourself that he gets pissed,cause he never has a place to park because you always have so much company. Which really is just the dick your sucking at that moment. He pays rent. He has more of a right to park in that spot, then whose ever cock you may be sucking at the time. And sweety just a heads up, she knows. She knows everything you did. So I hope your ready for what is coming your way. Your a home wrecking whore. I hope you end up getting dog shit rubbed in your mouth.

    • Savage Squaw Bitch
      November 20, 2017 at 8:11 am

      Ooh, I can’t wait to read about ^^THIS^^ on Turtleboy Sports!!!!!!

  • Independent Thinker
    November 18, 2017 at 8:27 am

    Just what in the heck is an “Office Engineer?” I didn’t even realize this was an area of specialization in the engineering profession.

    • TheCureForHope
      November 18, 2017 at 10:38 am

      Secretary, maybe?

  • Rollo
    November 18, 2017 at 7:16 am

    i’d bang her.

    hmu if ur reading this, baby

  • Snitchesgetpoo
    November 17, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    That kid mark deserved it. He is a rat with paperwork. She probably found out who her neighbor was and treated him as a rat should be treated.

    • People who get snitched on, deserve it.
      November 18, 2017 at 11:12 am

      A rat, huh? Sounds like you’re someone Turtleboy has done or will do a story on. The only people that give two shits about rats are people that will become their victims. Either way, you’re a loser

    • You told to much
      November 18, 2017 at 3:37 pm

      He is a rat with paperwork. Is that what Jess told you? Cause she told me that he called the landlord cause he pays to park his car in a off street spot that is always taken because of her company. Her guests should park off street. She also told me that will make it easier for the one cheating to get caught. It’s all coming to an end. Jess can’t stop running her mouth about what she does. There will be a part two with this cumguzzler. No doubt about it. Try to keep em closed Jess. This man isn’t a rat cause he wants his parking spot that he pays to have. Know your shit before you try and stick up for someone. Especially someone like her.

      • Snitchesgetpoo
        November 18, 2017 at 6:29 pm

        I dont even know jess. But i do know mark pretty well. He is the type of guy to run his mouth, and then when he gets punched in the mouth he calls the cops immediately. He has done it so many times that one time he called the police for getting punched and middleboro pd arrested him. They are sick of him. And the paperwork is about mark testifying against people.

        • Snitchesgetpoo
          November 18, 2017 at 6:36 pm

          And turtleboy considers him a veteran. He should look into his military history. Mark was hated by most guys in his unit. They claim drama follows him and he was not respected at all. Ask mark what type of discharge he got. Medical discharge due to him being a dumb pshyco? Lol.

          • Snitchesgetpoo
            November 18, 2017 at 6:38 pm

            And i was not sticking up for jess. I was just stating that mark got what he deserves. Its funny how he thought it was the landlord at first. Thats because he is hated by everyone.

  • The whole story
    November 17, 2017 at 7:17 pm

    The funniest thing is she doesn’t charge the guys in all the different vans for banging her and she’d probably bang the guy upstairs for free too if he asked her.

  • The whole story
    November 17, 2017 at 7:00 pm

    It’s like this. Mark thought it was the landlord that put the poop there because as a tenant he’s a total pain in the ass and complains about the work trucks always taking up parking. Landlord spoke to Jess about it and she found out it was the jealous guy that she ignores who complained. Now it’s on turtleboy.

  • Kat
    November 17, 2017 at 6:23 pm

    Just a warning to all. I know Jess and she’s loaded with STD’s.

  • Joe the Plumber
    November 17, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    She has a fetish for construction workers. She’s fucked pretty much every guy in Springfield who owns a toolbelt.

    • Mom’s Basement
      November 17, 2017 at 6:06 pm

      That’s your van in the picture, admit it!

    • Lt Dan
      November 17, 2017 at 6:06 pm

      I think you have her confused with self employment tax

  • She's easy
    November 17, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    She’s known as the town slam pig! That shit is probably from last nights anal.

    • Lt Dan
      November 17, 2017 at 6:04 pm

      Nah I pushed that in a good foot and a half

      • Turklurk
        November 18, 2017 at 5:44 am

        Lmmmaaaooo!! My morning coffee just got spit out laughing at these two comments! Brilliant!

  • Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
    November 17, 2017 at 2:39 pm

    Howdy Ho!

  • wormtownspawn
    November 17, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    are you sure its not her shit ??
    lowlifes like this ,you never know

  • Bobo
    November 17, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    She likes to fling poo.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    November 17, 2017 at 2:15 pm

    She’s just mad at the world because her ass is wider than her shoulders and her knees rub together when she walks. Her sentence should be one girl/one cup. Of dog poo.

  • Mom’s Basement
    November 17, 2017 at 2:15 pm

    She’s a self described “Backroad Princess” and left poop on the dude’s car. This guy may have just missed the opportunity of a lifetime.

    • Kathy Griffin
      November 18, 2017 at 6:12 pm

      She’s a Ginger Woman, no further questions.

  • JoeMomma
    November 17, 2017 at 1:43 pm

    Got an address for her? I have 2 dogs and an incredible amount of dog poo I’m willing to part with.

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