Middleboro Cheddarpoon Decorates Neighbor Veteran’s Car With Dog Poo Despite Never Speaking To Him Before
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Here’s a pretty shitty story out of Middleboro involving a veteran’s car, and a crappy neighbor (no pun intended):
According to Mark Nicolas, the owner of the car, he has never so much as had a conversation with this lovely cheesehog, Jessica Peterson.
But yet there she is, throwing dog shit all over his car:
Mark tells us that he wasn’t even aware of the poo and actually drove around with it on his trunk:
“She lives upstairs in the same building as me. I’ve literally never had a conversation with her. Couldn’t pick her face out of a crowd. I didn’t even see the dog shit until I was pumping gas. I actually almost accused my landlord. Took this picture and sent it to him. Then he let me know she was on video..”
Shockingly this Middleboro Cheddarpoon is a fan of the dog filter:
And special time with friends
It’s not an excuse, but she is from Springfield:
So there’s a good chance she didn’t know any better.
We reached out to her to ask what would possess someone to do that to another person’s car, but despite having read our message she has chosen not to reply. Maybe that will change now.