Turtleboy Investigates

Milford Bar Cancels Our Planned Fundraiser Days After Blog Investigating Corruption And Misconduct Claims Against Selectman William Kingkade



Following our investigation into the Gan Rivkah center last month, we received a generous offer from a well-known and well-liked establishment in Milford, MA – The Central Tavern. They reached out to offer to host a fundraiser in October to help keep us afloat amidst the financial troubles that currently plague the blog. Of course, Uncle Turtleboy enthusiastically accepted, and began making preparations for October 19th. In the mean time, as an unrelated event, I published this blog. It is the first of a planned series looking in to some pretty serious allegations of corruption and misconduct by a group of Milford selectman, most prominently Selectman William Kingkade. What happened next is a little bit suspect, in my humble opinion. You can read about it on TBdailynews.

17 Comment(s)
  • Hopedale Blue Raider
    September 16, 2019 at 8:27 am

    Central Tavern. At least you could go to a real place like the Tradesman or Sorrentos…..

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    September 15, 2019 at 10:01 am

    Guess you stepped on your dick. Karma’s a bitch, huh?

    Get a cardboard sign and stand on a street corner, like the rest of the beggars.

  • Crazy Comedienne
    September 14, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    A free cake to feed 200? Is she fucking insane? That’s at least 5 tiers. Bakers charge per serving anywhere from $3-$7 depending on design. For a cake that size there needs to be a setup and delivery fee because the baker has to set it up at the venue. A cake that feeds 200 can be anywhere from $650-$1,000+

    Who the hell has time to work for free or discounted prices?

    • Crazy Comedienne
      September 14, 2019 at 1:39 pm

      What an idiot I am… lmao wrong post. But yeah fuck this lady too.

  • Me
    September 14, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    dumb ass announced it after being told not to.

  • Remember Ruben Kincaid from The Partridge Family ?
    September 13, 2019 at 6:06 pm

    This other “Kingkade” guy seems like a typical small town politician douche, unlike Ruben Kincaid . He was really cool and a great manager. When I was a kid I always wondered if he was banging ol’ what’s her face (the mom) or the smoking hot Susan Dey. I know if I was a grown up, being the manager and having my own swinging bachelor pad, I would have definitely tried to bang them both. I would also stay out of small town politics. I wouldn’t drive that gay-ass bus around though.

    • True Reality Speaks
      September 13, 2019 at 8:57 pm


  • Ostritj
    September 13, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    It shouldn’t interrupt your rippin buuuuuuuutttts. Losers.

    • MrSmiley
      September 14, 2019 at 3:43 pm

      Is this an insult somewhere? Still don’t get it.

  • z
    September 13, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    Never vote for anyone for the same position more than twice. Even if that person was a loved one. They want to stay in the political game? Fine. Run for another position.

    There will never be term limits. Do it yourself when you vote. Milford in 2010 had 27,999 people. No one else is qualified to run, nobody, except the ones already there.

    We couldn’t do worse if the law was a lottery was to be used and if picked you had to serve in office. Don’t trust the ones that want the job.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    September 13, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    There are endless bizarre stories to be had in Milford.

    BTW, has Heidi blown town yet?

  • randiguy2006
    September 13, 2019 at 2:57 pm

    So go to another bar for Christ’s sake.
    The whining here is getting nauseating.

    • September 13, 2019 at 2:59 pm

      Not the point. I personally don’t give a fuck about the fundraiser, this is not my job – I’m pretty open about that. But a town official interfering with the right to assemble of those who criticize him? Yeah. I care about that. And so should you, I would think.

      • Stunt Penis
        September 13, 2019 at 3:44 pm

        Alternative Fundraiser in light of cancellation: Bristol TurtleChick N00dz calendar.

        • Arlene Barbara Mulley
          September 13, 2019 at 6:37 pm

          We have alot more important things to think about!

      • randiguy2006
        September 13, 2019 at 4:00 pm

        You sound naive.
        Welcome to small town America.

      • Q-bert
        September 16, 2019 at 1:50 am

        Been to any antifa riots, lately? Wave your little hammer & sickle flag?

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