It’s been over a year since disgraced former Worcester City Councilor Michael Gaffney paid to send every house in Holden a post card calling me a pedophile.
If you’re new to Turtleboy then read this to catch up. Way too much to explain. The TL;DR with this guy is that Turtleboy almost got him elected Mayor in 2015, we supported him, then he lost his mind somewhere along the way, dropped out of the election so we didn’t endorse him, and then he sued us for losing the election and the lawsuit dragged on for a year. The highlight was the hilarious deposition in which I got to call him a loser and a dick, and it was all on record.
I thought we’d never get rid of Milky Mike because he’s completely insane. But then he resurfaced during the Bristol fiasco when he contacted them about advertising, and she famously said, “I’d take his money” after bemoaning how evil Turtleboy is for trying to make money.
I got a little update on Milky Mike, and it’s hilarious. I literally could not stop laughing at this picture his ol’ dumpy ginger wife Coreen posted.
Oh. My. God.
So Gaffney it hurts. These two Worcester celebrities have brought their talents to Florida where she’s apparently now become some sort of night walker, and he’s still the douchebag with the awkward forced smile trying badly to pull off the caucasian Andrew Yang look.
But wait, there’s a twist.
Yes, that’s right – Gaffney has a mistress. This is literally the exact same thing he did when he was suing me. He dumped Coreen, got a mistress, told her he was in love with her, then went running back to Coreen who took him back with open arms because she doesn’t have a modicum of respect for herself. I remember one court date Coreen, Milky Mike, and the mistress (that sounds like a band) showed up to Uxbridge District Court together and sat down together like a bad episode of Sister Wives.
So apparently you can move Milky Mike to Florida, but he’ll always be Milky Mike. There’s several pictures of him and the new goomah together that Coreen has actually liked. Plus, she’s constantly throwing shade at the mistress with posts like this.
Good Lord. The Panama Canal isn’t as wide as the gap between those gerber serves.
It’s like a real life soap opera.
But I got bad news for both of them – there’s one lady who will always have his heart over all else.
Never change Milky Mike. Never change.
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64 Comment(s)
No huge surprise they wound up in Florida. Rather than making snarky comments about her boobs, what I wonder about is when will these two middle-aged tools stop acting like 22-year-old Long Island Douchebags? Grow the F up already.
i call BS. if they are from the northeast then they would be lobster red in florida. every year i go to florida for a week and i come back beet red. there is no way they go there and the sun does not hit them.
Coreen is 100% doable.
She’s probably a train wreck between the ears but I can ignore that.
Probly a 3 holer.
She go ass to mouth???
I’m going to speculate that not only does she do that but those copious chompers probably harvest any corny residue resulting from spelunking in the crap cavern quite effectively.
Not sure why the Gaffneys are still relevant in Worcester, but I’ll add my 2 cents in:
I’d like to see a list of the blogs that they wrote back when they thought it would be anonymous. If they ever try to do anything with anyone back here, those people should know if they were blogged about by them.
I’m betting that Coreen and Mike LIKE having a third for threesomes and that is why she isn’t dumping him. To each his and her own.
Publishing the blogs that the Gaffers wrote not under their own names is a great idea.
wadda goofy lookin bitch this coreen is…
Shitty breast augmentation. Guaranteed one of her nipples is pointed down and the other off to the side. I’d be embarrassed to wear that dress until the augmentation is corrected.
After watching the donation box video, I had to return here to glimpse those bewbs again. Ol’ Coreen just went up a couple notches.
She thinks she looks good in that dress?
Honey… a bra to pull them together would go a long way into improving that outfit. Victoria’s Secret invented the “Miracle Bra” because tits should be up in your face, not in your armpits. There’s nothing attractive about big saggy boobs hitting your biceps when you’re walking with your hands at your side.
That picture is not my idea of cleavage. Those un-fun-bags are what I’d call “distant relatives.” Introduce them to each other for Christ’s sake. Get them together, they’re family.
Every one of her friends that “liked” those photos did so as they cringed.
I sense bitterness and jealousy.
What is there to be jealous of fuck stick?
Look at those pictures. That’s fucking embarrassing. No normal guy is looking at her in that dress and wanting some of that. I’ll take A-cups over that mess any day.
Bitter? Ya… you got me there.
Hold her down and COCKSLAP those titties!!!!
And do the same with my mom – i’m a twisted fuck nut!
Just found out that we are getting EVICTED on Monday..All the hard work..All the energy..We gotta pack up the studio and find another home..Building is being sold and Chinese businessman/landlord is EVICTING all tenants..Poor old guy with cancer living upstairs..Nice single mom..US..EVERYBODY HAS GOT TO GO!!..Everything is a f*cking struggle but this is a SERIOUS set back at the worst possible time..Cant believe that we have to leave this ICONIC Fall River location after all the blood sweat tears and the chance we took coming here..FML!
Fair enough.
I would slip Coreen a portion of the red-nosed robber given the chance.
There, I said it.
DS
Agree 100%. She lost some weight.
LOVE the super pale skin, especially around the little ruby-red sphincter.
Uh… yeah! If that’s his wife, I’d fuck the shit out of her. AND she’s ride or die enough to let him have side pieces. That’s basically the hottest setup ever.
I’m with you on this DS. I don’t know exactly why but the taint absolutely would…. I’m intrigued and suddenly smitten….lol
Holy cheap mexican Tupperware tits… yikes! If you’re purchasing actual body parts, the last thing a bitch should be looking for is a discount.
Fucking Funny.
Wait are you publicly admitting that you somehow contributed to an individual seeking lawful and public employment? That’s beyond illegal.
Whats with all the anti Jew comments lately? Every comment section is loaded with them. Almost like someone is planting them here to make the site look bad
Also, what’s with all the John’s trying to skip out on payment to my mother?
I will get the Auburn Mall Security involved if I have to.
TB loved this guy so you know he has terrible judgement. Fucking Jew kraft fucks little Chinese boys and spreads the corona. Jewmerica the ugly with “teachers”that people call uncle and wonder why he got shitcanned.
Before I forget, my mom will be giving two for ones this weekend behind the dumpsters at the Auburn Mall.
Money upfront boys, I don’t want to anybody to jew us like last weekend.
Yoink!
Tee hee!
I’m good for my debts, sonny
Can I pay next week?
I don’t know, but this blog comes off as envious of Ole Boy Mikey G.
Do they have any kids? What does he do for a living down there? Wasn’t he a bust out lawyer up here?
The car and wife/girlfriend look like rentals. The his and hers photos could have been pasted on a stock photo from Florida. Maybe the guy really still lives in Worcester and rides a bicycle. Don’t people fake these bragging stories on FB all the time? Maybe a field trip to Methadone Mile could produce something more up to date. Is Marty Walsh taking steps to ensure that the MM clients are wearing face masks and using hand sanitizer? If not, why not? Is the TowTruck girl doing safety videos for cash and/or selling masks on YouTube? What is Rachel Rollins’s plan for saving us all from the coronavirus (hint: it’s okay to steal face masks and hand sanitizer)?
…sounds like Unc is jealous of Gaffney
I think his wife is hot tbh. Also her loyalty wow. What kind of car is that? Kinda ugly but must be exotic.
you could rent one in Orlando
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MIKE GAFFNEY IS A FRAUD. THATS WHY ON DAY ONE I WILL DECLARE A FEDERAL CLIMATE EMERGENCY AND STAND UP TO CORPORATE GREED BY MANDATING THAT ALL CORPORATIONS HIRE NON-BINARY EMPLOYEES OR FACE A STIFF TAX PENALTY. IM TOM STEYER. ITS TIME WE HAVE SOMEONE IN OFFICE WHO ISNT AFRAID TO STAND UP TO TRUMP. WHEN I SEE SOMETHING I SAY SOMETHING. IM TOM STEYER.
I AM A SUCH DOUCHE
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Where’s Killoran? We need Brett to weigh in on all these new developments.
Bret is busy looking for fish and his missing teeth! He got no time to be turtle’s bitch plus he made the show nothing but a study in How vulgar and low class the show can go.
Ya he ain’t missed.
#time for dentures-GUMMY
His side trim is Amanda Sawyer??
Are all mental cases called Amanda?
Or Kate?
He’ll keep the wife around. He needs her teeth to open bottles.
Which one is the wife and which one is the mistress? To be honest, I’d fuck them both till their souls left their bodies.
Fake tits are the worst
I hate fake tits. They were originally created for accident and cancer survivors. That’s a fine use for them. Not as a “gift” from an unfaithful husband. All she had to do was trim down and she would be halfway decent. Now, she’s got two asymmetrical balloons. Probably fits in well in Florida.
Where does this chooch get his scratch?
Be careful. Your claws are showing.
Looks like he’s doing alright down there. Remember, 2-5’s equal a ten
I am cancelling the St. Patricks Day Parade. Not becsuse the coronavirus has a high death rate but because I am a brain dead closeted alcoholic homosexual who suffers from hysteria and wsnts to politicize a virus. The same virus That I accused the President of ethno centricity when he wanted to close borders. I am not a smart msn but I am reactionary. We csnt beat Trump do we have to crash the economy. I would apologize for my grammar mistakes but I am too stupid to understand them. BTW homos can still line up in speedos next sunday at Broadway bridge.
Why?? Gays are used to passing viruses back and forth with one another.
Anyone know the name of McGafneys blog?
Is he married to a burn victim?
Tuck those gross tits in you slop hound
Is the logical next step after the tit stuffing.
I sense jealously as he’s moved on and seems to be having a grand old time.
As you still sit in your basement.
Oh come on Mikey.. this is funny.
The only reason the lot lizard takes him back is because he has some money left and she probably thinks he still has some status left. Guarentee she has no education or intelligence. her coversations all start with valley squeak up speak followed by um like like. Than some idiotic superficial um like likes and ending with more like um likes. She obviously has no skills to make it on her own. If she was as hot shit as she thought she was. she would find a younger simp. Shes beyond the wall and her pussy probably smells like the fish processing plant in chelsea. Hes her beta male atm who pays for her black gangbangs. You know damn well he does not fuck her. He let’s black dudes do that, while he watches and pets his cat, in his best cat dad shirt. That’s the only pussy hes petting. The mistress most likely thinks he has money and status because he is a bullshitter. She thinks she can gain something from him and thats why shes around. When she finds out there is not much money left and hes is not as powerful as he says he is. she is going to kill them both and leave. It’s a regular old life time movie in the making.
How the fuck are they in Florida and still that pasty lmfao. You should be lobster red by the end of the first day! Probably saw a few more Spanish people down there than here and is afraid to leave his room now. Hahaha what a cuck.
Let. It. Go.
Nobody gives a fuck about this ginger picklesmooch. So he didn’t reciprocate on the reacharound; fuck him. He’s boring as fuck as are the blogs pertaining to him. You’re getting a bit cunty over this.
Are you kidding me? How can you not laugh at these comments? Even yours is funny. This shit makes my day.
This is far from boring. The comments make it all worth it.
Stick with the wife or find a new mistress. This one looks
like a coronavirus ridden Amanda Sawyer.
Missed all you Turtle Riders!
Most awkward boner ever…
They’re not real. But they ARE spectacular.
I’ve got a semi chub.