It’s been over a year since disgraced former Worcester City Councilor Michael Gaffney paid to send every house in Holden a post card calling me a pedophile.
If you’re new to Turtleboy then read this to catch up. Way too much to explain. The TL;DR with this guy is that Turtleboy almost got him elected Mayor in 2015, we supported him, then he lost his mind somewhere along the way, dropped out of the election so we didn’t endorse him, and then he sued us for losing the election and the lawsuit dragged on for a year. The highlight was the hilarious deposition in which I got to call him a loser and a dick, and it was all on record.
I thought we’d never get rid of Milky Mike because he’s completely insane. But then he resurfaced during the Bristol fiasco when he contacted them about advertising, and she famously said, “I’d take his money” after bemoaning how evil Turtleboy is for trying to make money.
I got a little update on Milky Mike, and it’s hilarious. I literally could not stop laughing at this picture his ol’ dumpy ginger wife Coreen posted.
Oh. My. God.
So Gaffney it hurts. These two Worcester celebrities have brought their talents to Florida where she’s apparently now become some sort of night walker, and he’s still the douchebag with the awkward forced smile trying badly to pull off the caucasian Andrew Yang look.
But wait, there’s a twist.
Yes, that’s right – Gaffney has a mistress. This is literally the exact same thing he did when he was suing me. He dumped Coreen, got a mistress, told her he was in love with her, then went running back to Coreen who took him back with open arms because she doesn’t have a modicum of respect for herself. I remember one court date Coreen, Milky Mike, and the mistress (that sounds like a band) showed up to Uxbridge District Court together and sat down together like a bad episode of Sister Wives.
So apparently you can move Milky Mike to Florida, but he’ll always be Milky Mike. There’s several pictures of him and the new goomah together that Coreen has actually liked. Plus, she’s constantly throwing shade at the mistress with posts like this.
Good Lord. The Panama Canal isn’t as wide as the gap between those gerber serves.
It’s like a real life soap opera.
But I got bad news for both of them – there’s one lady who will always have his heart over all else.
Never change Milky Mike. Never change.
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