Milky Mike Gaffney And His Dumpy Ginger Wife Are Now Sexy Florida Celebrities And He Has A Mistress But Might Still Be With Coreen Anyway


It’s been over a year since disgraced former Worcester City Councilor Michael Gaffney paid to send every house in Holden a post card calling me a pedophile.

If you’re new to Turtleboy then read this to catch up. Way too much to explain. The TL;DR with this guy is that Turtleboy almost got him elected Mayor in 2015, we supported him, then he lost his mind somewhere along the way, dropped out of the election so we didn’t endorse him, and then he sued us for losing the election and the lawsuit dragged on for a year. The highlight was the hilarious deposition in which I got to call him a loser and a dick, and it was all on record.

I thought we’d never get rid of Milky Mike because he’s completely insane. But then he resurfaced during the Bristol fiasco when he contacted them about advertising, and she famously said, “I’d take his money” after bemoaning how evil Turtleboy is for trying to make money.

I got a little update on Milky Mike, and it’s hilarious. I literally could not stop laughing at this picture his ol’ dumpy ginger wife Coreen posted.

Oh. My. God.

So Gaffney it hurts. These two Worcester celebrities have brought their talents to Florida where she’s apparently now become some sort of night walker, and he’s still the douchebag with the awkward forced smile trying badly to pull off the caucasian Andrew Yang look.

But wait, there’s a twist.

Yes, that’s right – Gaffney has a mistress. This is literally the exact same thing he did when he was suing me. He dumped Coreen, got a mistress, told her he was in love with her, then went running back to Coreen who took him back with open arms because she doesn’t have a modicum of respect for herself. I remember one court date Coreen, Milky Mike, and the mistress (that sounds like a band) showed up to Uxbridge District Court together and sat down together like a bad episode of Sister Wives.

So apparently you can move Milky Mike to Florida, but he’ll always be Milky Mike. There’s several pictures of him and the new goomah together that Coreen has actually liked. Plus, she’s constantly throwing shade at the mistress with posts like this.

Good Lord. The Panama Canal isn’t as wide as the gap between those gerber serves.

It’s like a real life soap opera.

But I got bad news for both of them – there’s one lady who will always have his heart over all else.

Never change Milky Mike. Never change.


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64 Comment(s)
  • Richyrich
    March 12, 2020 at 5:36 am

    No huge surprise they wound up in Florida. Rather than making snarky comments about her boobs, what I wonder about is when will these two middle-aged tools stop acting like 22-year-old Long Island Douchebags? Grow the F up already.

  • don
    March 11, 2020 at 10:15 am

    i call BS. if they are from the northeast then they would be lobster red in florida. every year i go to florida for a week and i come back beet red. there is no way they go there and the sun does not hit them.

  • Sir Oscar, Mayor of Turgidshire
    March 11, 2020 at 1:47 am

    Coreen is 100% doable.
    She’s probably a train wreck between the ears but I can ignore that.
    Probly a 3 holer.

    • Randal Graves
      March 11, 2020 at 9:31 am

      She go ass to mouth???

      • Re; atm
        March 11, 2020 at 11:55 pm

        I’m going to speculate that not only does she do that but those copious chompers probably harvest any corny residue resulting from spelunking in the crap cavern quite effectively.

  • NotaCityCouncilor
    March 10, 2020 at 12:21 pm

    Not sure why the Gaffneys are still relevant in Worcester, but I’ll add my 2 cents in:

    I’d like to see a list of the blogs that they wrote back when they thought it would be anonymous. If they ever try to do anything with anyone back here, those people should know if they were blogged about by them.
    I’m betting that Coreen and Mike LIKE having a third for threesomes and that is why she isn’t dumping him. To each his and her own.

    • WooTOwn
      March 11, 2020 at 7:21 am

      Publishing the blogs that the Gaffers wrote not under their own names is a great idea.

  • Frank Rizzo
    March 10, 2020 at 11:44 am

    wadda goofy lookin bitch this coreen is…

  • SnarkyRider
    March 10, 2020 at 10:44 am

    Shitty breast augmentation. Guaranteed one of her nipples is pointed down and the other off to the side. I’d be embarrassed to wear that dress until the augmentation is corrected.

  • Burning Eyes
    March 10, 2020 at 10:15 am

    After watching the donation box video, I had to return here to glimpse those bewbs again. Ol’ Coreen just went up a couple notches.

  • WeRFucked
    March 10, 2020 at 8:36 am

    She thinks she looks good in that dress?
    Honey… a bra to pull them together would go a long way into improving that outfit. Victoria’s Secret invented the “Miracle Bra” because tits should be up in your face, not in your armpits. There’s nothing attractive about big saggy boobs hitting your biceps when you’re walking with your hands at your side.
    That picture is not my idea of cleavage. Those un-fun-bags are what I’d call “distant relatives.” Introduce them to each other for Christ’s sake. Get them together, they’re family.

    Every one of her friends that “liked” those photos did so as they cringed.

    • Yoda
      March 10, 2020 at 10:32 am

      I sense bitterness and jealousy.

      • WeRFucked
        March 10, 2020 at 12:05 pm

        What is there to be jealous of fuck stick?

        Look at those pictures. That’s fucking embarrassing. No normal guy is looking at her in that dress and wanting some of that. I’ll take A-cups over that mess any day.

        Bitter? Ya… you got me there.

  • Pro Rape
    March 10, 2020 at 7:57 am

    Hold her down and COCKSLAP those titties!!!!

    • Pro Rape
      March 10, 2020 at 9:35 am

      And do the same with my mom – i’m a twisted fuck nut!

  • Hurricane Radio
    March 10, 2020 at 7:00 am

    Just found out that we are getting EVICTED on Monday..All the hard work..All the energy..We gotta pack up the studio and find another home..Building is being sold and Chinese businessman/landlord is EVICTING all tenants..Poor old guy with cancer living upstairs..Nice single mom..US..EVERYBODY HAS GOT TO GO!!..Everything is a f*cking struggle but this is a SERIOUS set back at the worst possible time..Cant believe that we have to leave this ICONIC Fall River location after all the blood sweat tears and the chance we took coming here..FML!

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    March 10, 2020 at 6:25 am

    Fair enough.
    I would slip Coreen a portion of the red-nosed robber given the chance.

    There, I said it.


    • Osiris
      March 10, 2020 at 7:51 am

      Agree 100%. She lost some weight.
      LOVE the super pale skin, especially around the little ruby-red sphincter.

      • Rock hard delivery, guaranteed
        March 10, 2020 at 10:33 am

        Uh… yeah! If that’s his wife, I’d fuck the shit out of her. AND she’s ride or die enough to let him have side pieces. That’s basically the hottest setup ever.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      March 10, 2020 at 3:54 pm

      I’m with you on this DS. I don’t know exactly why but the taint absolutely would…. I’m intrigued and suddenly smitten….lol

  • Annoyed Turtle Girl
    March 10, 2020 at 5:46 am

    Holy cheap mexican Tupperware tits… yikes! If you’re purchasing actual body parts, the last thing a bitch should be looking for is a discount.

    • WeRFucked
      March 10, 2020 at 12:06 pm

      Fucking Funny.

  • Matt
    March 10, 2020 at 4:42 am

    Wait are you publicly admitting that you somehow contributed to an individual seeking lawful and public employment? That’s beyond illegal.

  • Hook Nosed Kike
    March 10, 2020 at 2:12 am

    Whats with all the anti Jew comments lately? Every comment section is loaded with them. Almost like someone is planting them here to make the site look bad

    • Hook Nosed Kike
      March 10, 2020 at 2:24 am

      Also, what’s with all the John’s trying to skip out on payment to my mother?

      I will get the Auburn Mall Security involved if I have to.

  • Uncle jew
    March 10, 2020 at 1:22 am

    TB loved this guy so you know he has terrible judgement. Fucking Jew kraft fucks little Chinese boys and spreads the corona. Jewmerica the ugly with “teachers”that people call uncle and wonder why he got shitcanned.

    • Uncle jew
      March 10, 2020 at 1:53 am

      Before I forget, my mom will be giving two for ones this weekend behind the dumpsters at the Auburn Mall.

      Money upfront boys, I don’t want to anybody to jew us like last weekend.

      • Bucky Goldstein
        March 10, 2020 at 1:54 am


      • Abe Ableman
        March 10, 2020 at 1:56 am

        Tee hee!

      • Ben Bergerman
        March 10, 2020 at 1:58 am

        I’m good for my debts, sonny

    • george costanza
      Shekie Greenbaum(the moile)
      March 10, 2020 at 3:57 pm

      Can I pay next week?

  • Mr. Bubba
    March 10, 2020 at 12:23 am

    I don’t know, but this blog comes off as envious of Ole Boy Mikey G.

  • Inquiring Mind
    March 10, 2020 at 12:04 am

    Do they have any kids? What does he do for a living down there? Wasn’t he a bust out lawyer up here?

  • There may be more important stories out there
    March 9, 2020 at 11:59 pm

    The car and wife/girlfriend look like rentals. The his and hers photos could have been pasted on a stock photo from Florida. Maybe the guy really still lives in Worcester and rides a bicycle. Don’t people fake these bragging stories on FB all the time? Maybe a field trip to Methadone Mile could produce something more up to date. Is Marty Walsh taking steps to ensure that the MM clients are wearing face masks and using hand sanitizer? If not, why not? Is the TowTruck girl doing safety videos for cash and/or selling masks on YouTube? What is Rachel Rollins’s plan for saving us all from the coronavirus (hint: it’s okay to steal face masks and hand sanitizer)?

  • Wames Jood
    March 9, 2020 at 11:16 pm

    …sounds like Unc is jealous of Gaffney

  • I like it
    March 9, 2020 at 10:52 pm

    I think his wife is hot tbh. Also her loyalty wow. What kind of car is that? Kinda ugly but must be exotic.

    • nignog shite poster
      March 10, 2020 at 8:05 pm

      you could rent one in Orlando
      turo dotn com/us/en/car-rental/united-states/alfa-romeo

    March 9, 2020 at 10:47 pm


      March 10, 2020 at 1:33 am


  • Henry
    March 9, 2020 at 10:45 pm

    Where’s Killoran? We need Brett to weigh in on all these new developments.

    • Fan mail
      March 10, 2020 at 9:59 am

      Bret is busy looking for fish and his missing teeth! He got no time to be turtle’s bitch plus he made the show nothing but a study in How vulgar and low class the show can go.

      Ya he ain’t missed.
      #time for dentures-GUMMY

    March 9, 2020 at 10:30 pm

    His side trim is Amanda Sawyer??

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    March 9, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    Are all mental cases called Amanda?

    Or Kate?

  • Lipstickhippie
    Bucky Beaver
    March 9, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    He’ll keep the wife around. He needs her teeth to open bottles.

  • Cum is backing up into my brain
    March 9, 2020 at 9:00 pm

    Which one is the wife and which one is the mistress? To be honest, I’d fuck them both till their souls left their bodies.

  • Youknowwho
    March 9, 2020 at 8:02 pm

    Fake tits are the worst

  • Does Unc Fap to this? Gross
    March 9, 2020 at 7:48 pm

    I hate fake tits. They were originally created for accident and cancer survivors. That’s a fine use for them. Not as a “gift” from an unfaithful husband. All she had to do was trim down and she would be halfway decent. Now, she’s got two asymmetrical balloons. Probably fits in well in Florida.

    Where does this chooch get his scratch?

    • The Saint
      March 9, 2020 at 8:58 pm

      Be careful. Your claws are showing.

  • side pie guy
    March 9, 2020 at 7:03 pm

    Looks like he’s doing alright down there. Remember, 2-5’s equal a ten

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    March 9, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    I am cancelling the St. Patricks Day Parade. Not becsuse the coronavirus has a high death rate but because I am a brain dead closeted alcoholic homosexual who suffers from hysteria and wsnts to politicize a virus. The same virus That I accused the President of ethno centricity when he wanted to close borders. I am not a smart msn but I am reactionary. We csnt beat Trump do we have to crash the economy. I would apologize for my grammar mistakes but I am too stupid to understand them. BTW homos can still line up in speedos next sunday at Broadway bridge.

    • Truth
      March 9, 2020 at 6:47 pm

      Why?? Gays are used to passing viruses back and forth with one another.

  • Brutis
    March 9, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    Anyone know the name of McGafneys blog?

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 9, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    Is he married to a burn victim?

    Tuck those gross tits in you slop hound

  • Anal Bleaching
    March 9, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    Is the logical next step after the tit stuffing.

  • randiguy2006
    March 9, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    I sense jealously as he’s moved on and seems to be having a grand old time.

    As you still sit in your basement.

    • Not Me
      March 9, 2020 at 6:02 pm

      Oh come on Mikey.. this is funny.

    March 9, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    The only reason the lot lizard takes him back is because he has some money left and she probably thinks he still has some status left. Guarentee she has no education or intelligence. her coversations all start with valley squeak up speak followed by um like like. Than some idiotic superficial um like likes and ending with more like um likes. She obviously has no skills to make it on her own. If she was as hot shit as she thought she was. she would find a younger simp. Shes beyond the wall and her pussy probably smells like the fish processing plant in chelsea. Hes her beta male atm who pays for her black gangbangs. You know damn well he does not fuck her. He let’s black dudes do that, while he watches and pets his cat, in his best cat dad shirt. That’s the only pussy hes petting. The mistress most likely thinks he has money and status because he is a bullshitter. She thinks she can gain something from him and thats why shes around. When she finds out there is not much money left and hes is not as powerful as he says he is. she is going to kill them both and leave. It’s a regular old life time movie in the making.

    How the fuck are they in Florida and still that pasty lmfao. You should be lobster red by the end of the first day! Probably saw a few more Spanish people down there than here and is afraid to leave his room now. Hahaha what a cuck.

  • Picklesmooch Mikey G.
    March 9, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    Let. It. Go.

    Nobody gives a fuck about this ginger picklesmooch. So he didn’t reciprocate on the reacharound; fuck him. He’s boring as fuck as are the blogs pertaining to him. You’re getting a bit cunty over this.

    • WeRFucked
      March 10, 2020 at 8:24 am

      Are you kidding me? How can you not laugh at these comments? Even yours is funny. This shit makes my day.
      This is far from boring. The comments make it all worth it.

  • Stretch The Starfish
    March 9, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    Stick with the wife or find a new mistress. This one looks
    like a coronavirus ridden Amanda Sawyer.

  • Gaffneys Testicle Purse
    March 9, 2020 at 5:05 pm

    Missed all you Turtle Riders!

  • Who Flung Cum
    March 9, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    Most awkward boner ever…

  • Mister Rogers
    March 9, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    They’re not real. But they ARE spectacular.

    • King Friday
      March 10, 2020 at 12:14 am

      I’ve got a semi chub.

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