This is the most insecure person who has ever lived:
“Hey, I’m 47 and just a millionaire.”
Imagine how sad, lonely, and pathetic you have to be to turn to Facebook and say, “I’m just a millionaire,” because you think it will impress people. Imagine posting that and the only person who liked it was your sad, pathetic, dumpy ginger pet that you call a wife?
But wait….I thought he was depressed? Didn’t Turtleboy make him sad? Isn’t that what he was suing for in the lawsuit? Emotional distress? Looks like the cure for depression is pretending to be a millionaire on Facebook.
It never gets old laughing at Mike Gaffney. This is a guy who spent 10 months suing us, and probably wasted tens of thousands of dollars, if not hundreds of thousands of dollars, flying back and forth, preparing documents, answering discovery, and cursing his Uncle Turtleboy voodoo doll, only to lose.
For what it’s worth, there is NO WAY he is a millionaire. He all but abandoned his law firm and moved to Florida for “bigger opportunities.” Except there were no opportunities there so he moved to Dallas and got licensed to work in insurance. His wife Coreen was let go from her job at Hanover Insurance, they had nothing here, they knew they were going to lose, so they ran away. A normal person moves on with their life, but he has no life. So he flew back and forth for court days with Uncle and hilarious depositions. He lost the lawsuit so he teamed up with a woman beating dog killer, wrote a lawsuit for him, and even gave him an affidavit. His life is sad and pathetic, but he has to show the few remaining friends he has that life is going GREAT. He’s “just a millionaire.” Except he’s not. It’s also why he’s posting stuff like this:
Hey Mike, you can block the Emerson clan all you want, but you’re still Facebook friends with me. You just have no idea who I am. And like most of the people on your friends list secretly I am just laughing at you, so keep it up. Projecting looks so good on you.
This is all Mike Gaffney ever was – an empty, fake individual who was so desperate for acceptance that he latched onto the Turtle and did our bidding for us.
Now go get fat and cry about it bitch.
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