Millbury Dad Does Wheelies On Dirt Bike With His Baby, Posts On Instagram, Mom Cheers Him On And Thinks It’s Cool

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The local nudniks just keep on coming today. Here’s an example of really shitty parenting from a guy named Cody Madore in Millbury. Babies should not be riding on dirt bikes, and they especially should not be doing wheelies:

In case he deletes it from his Instagram:

Why would anyone ever think this is OK?





Why doesn’t the baby have a helmet on? Oh yea, because they don’t make helmets in that size. Ya know, because he’s a baby.

Probably the craziest part about this was the end when the baby takes his hands off the handlebars like he just scored a touchdown:


What the hell is wrong with people? As a parent I look at that and I’m fucking shocked. Who would ever endanger their kid like that? And for what? What do you get out of that? A cheap thrill? You’re willing to risk your kid’s life for THAT? Any normal person would look at that video and be shocked. But not this nudnik’s friends. They thought that shit was AWESOME!!!


Are these people on crack?




Am I living on a different planet if I don’t think this is normal? How is this not child endangerment? Yea wicked fucking cool dude. You’re like, so gnarly man. People that are amused by this shit are some of the most simple minded chuckle-fuckers on earth. They’re the same people who think burnouts are cool because they’re entertained by loud noises and love to inhale toxic smoke.

Oh yea, and if the kid falls, no big deal. It’s just part of being a bad ass biker!! Right Dad?



It’s cool though because as he says, “Time to get back in the Moto grind 100%”:


Because that’s what’s really important.

Or maybe if the baby falls off the bike he’ll end up looking wicked cool like Cody’s boy:


It’s cool though, because even if the baby falls, he’s in God’s hands:


Then there’s this:


That’s Mom!!! She’s also the one cheering at the end of that video. Ya got that? Mom thinks it’s cool that her baby is riding around on a machine that would crush him if he fell off of it and throwing his little hands up in the air while doing so. So cool!!!! Any chick that’s attracted to a dude because he can do a wheelie on a bike will be addicted to Keno by age 30. Like, what are you looking for in a man? Someone who is actively increasing his chances of becoming a vegetable for you to take care of? Someone who endangers your kid because it’s thrilling? Sounds hot. I’m sorry but any chick who looks at this:



And says, “that’s so hot – I totally wanna procreate with him,” probably could tell you the birthdays for all the Kardashians.

They’re a really classy couple too:


Oh yea, and the best part is that this nudnik goes around fat shaming people who are guilty of simply being fat in public:



Because people like them are definitely in a position where they can judge other people. Definitely.

And of course they own a pit bull:


Proving once again that pit bulls are not the problem. It’s the people who seem to be inclined to own pit bulls who are the problem.

Shitty parenting like this needs to be called out more often. The fact that they posted it to social media tells you they see nothing wrong with it. They don’t care if the whole world sees it and judges them because they put their white trash NASCAR lifestyle over common sense safety of their baby. If this was some slugrake in Plumley Village endangering their kids people would calling DCF. But since they’re suburban bike junkies who post pictures of themselves with the baby going apple picking and going to the playground, they get off with a free pass.

Anyway, sorry if it seems like we’re picking on bikers here. Nothing against people who ride motorcycles to get from point A to point B because they love the freedom of the open road. Just cannot stand the people who do it because they wanna show the world how badass they are by flirting with death and cranking up the noise pollution. These people are the worst. Seriously, check out his Instagram. It’s almost entirely dedicated to thousands of pictures of him doing wheelies. You’d think this guy is Travis Pastrana. Except Travis Pastrana gets paid. If an unpaid hobby that can easily kill you is what defines you as a human being, then that’s fine. But don’t drag some poor baby into your deluded fantasy world.


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46 Comment(s)
  • Corey
    February 13, 2017 at 2:47 pm

    This person that wrote this is a very sad individual. Get a life I feel bad for you kid if you have ever been able to “procreate” with a women if your not scared to leave home!!!

  • Cody marquez
    October 1, 2016 at 10:23 am

    It’s ok, you’re probably some fat fuck who sits inside playing video games all day and the only achievement you’ve ever gotten was participation trophies.

    Sorry people like you are a big part of what’s wrong with America, always gotta be worried about somebody else’s life cause you lack one of your own. Doing a wheelie on a small bike is completely different than going all out on a full size bike or a street bike. They were playing in the yard.

    All this article has done is show how sad your life is that you actually get mad over a family having fun outdoors and a child who is already starting to enjoy riding.

    Side note for your ignorant uneducated self, there is gear for children this small, there’s bikes for them too. I bet that sets off your butt hurt alarm.

    September 30, 2016 at 9:10 pm

    Sounds like a biker stole your chick you pussy!!!

  • Moto67
    September 30, 2016 at 8:49 am

    I will agree should have a helmet on. But there is nothing wrong with what he is doing!! You know you bleeding hart libs have no problem killing 3000 babies a day in the womb but this guy is the devil ….really?
    I have raced Motocross my whole life and yes have done this with my son he is now 21 and races as well. We are raising a generation of pussies! Just saying.

  • Meh
    September 29, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    You sir, have to be one of the most butthurt, whiney, ignorant people on the face of the planet. You write an article “shaming” a guy, where IN THE ARTICLE, you “shame” him for “shaming” people. Absolutely blows my mind. Also you obviously have no understanding of the sport, most if not all of your comments can easily be disproven by anyone who knows the sport. Have fun with your failing “sports” website.

  • Mookey
    September 29, 2016 at 8:33 pm

    He’s not a real father. A real man knocks the bitch up and then deserts his baby mama and kid!

  • Ricky Bobby
    September 29, 2016 at 7:40 pm

    you people are all fucked and didn’t know how to deal with it and move on when your uncles molested you give the kid a break I’m sure he’s a better parent then any of you cunts

  • True Reality Speaks
    Bikers are Compensating for ...
    September 29, 2016 at 7:31 pm

    I see the biker hive members are out in full force and outing themselves as ignorant morons. It’s like Old Balls with ink and a pitbull.

    Their rationalizations and self-defensive comments pretty much prove Turtleboy’s opinions on these dimwits (not all, just most) and their stunted intellectual and maturity levels.

    I say no helmets for any bike riders. Too may dolts on this planet anyway. Let Darwin do his work.

    • TurtleTurtle
      September 29, 2016 at 10:51 pm

      What’s the matter, motorcycles arent homoerotic enough for you? No chance to get in the locker room with the boys? When people risk injury doing something they enjoy that isnt football they are dimwits?
      Not everyone is into team sports.. and bikes are about the best, most fun thing anyone could do, but especially those inclined to stay away from team sports.. and holy shit @!
      The blog is turtleboy sports.. this is the most sports he’s posted in awhile.. really, theres more than a few pictures of an actual sport occuring.. a new record for the turtle!

      Looks like he found someone to pick on who’s not a heroin addict scumbag and a fairly popular guy… and the internet rose up to defend him.. Even though everyone clearly and freely admits he’s in the wrong and the kid should have a helmet.. He didn’t need the patheticly used up turtleboy facebook breakdown of a persons life.. That ultimately just showed someone who’s far less of a pussy, living a far more interesting , fun life than turtleboy. Jealousy is an ugly color hahahah

  • September 29, 2016 at 7:06 pm

    Hope you rot in hell for being a shitty fucking person. I rode dirtbikes starting at 3 years old. Youre just a reason why america is turning into a bunch of pussies. Kids already sicker fuck than you are. Karma will bite you for posting such an ignorant article on an innocent man.

  • John wayne
    September 29, 2016 at 3:43 pm

    Turtleboy, why dont you cry us a liberal river of tears bro? Nothing happened. The child is fine and the couple im sure will re-coop from your slanderous onslaught. Too bad people cant scour your social media and find shit to cry about because we dont know who you are. Just “turtle boy” id assume your fat too since you got all butt hurt about the fat shaming and i now know that you have never eatn a muffin on instagram before as well.

  • ProfessorM
    September 29, 2016 at 12:07 pm

    Leave Turtleboy alone. It’s 2016, who cares if he wants to raise his son to be a faggot.

    • BobnMic trying to pin 2 people against each other LOL! You're the faggot.
      September 29, 2016 at 12:15 pm

      Good try Bob. Go die of AIDS.

      • BobnMic
        September 29, 2016 at 12:36 pm

        What two people? What the fuck are you talking about? Come out from behind your cowardly ghost name and I’ll try to explain to you how wrong you are. Again.

      • Tammy
        September 29, 2016 at 2:17 pm

        Leave Bob alone. If he’s who I think he is he’s a really nice guy. He used to date my brother.

  • Truth
    September 29, 2016 at 11:43 am

    I’ve seen this kid ride, he rides better on one wheel than most of the people reading this do on four wheels. No excuse for not having a helmet but I don’t see anything else wrong with this.

    • Light my fire
      September 29, 2016 at 4:45 pm

      Yes, great riding. For a guy who broke his back. How about a real job?

  • Pussy Nation
    September 29, 2016 at 11:11 am

    This would make a good poll. What’s more dangerous, a child taking a ride on a motorcycle with his dad a professional racer or a child taking a bone ride with his stoned out dad so he can snap pictures of homeless people with his cellphone while driving to put on his blog later?

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      September 29, 2016 at 7:44 pm

      This guy’s a pro? Doubt it. Professional wannabe always needing to prove to himself and anyone around him that he’s not a tool? Most likely!

      If he was a pro, he would understand to the core of his soul that bikes are dangerous and that you never ride without protective gear. And especially an infant. No “pro” would ever do something like this. Unless he thinks he needs to prove something.

      To bad all he proved is that he’s a self-centered child desperately begging for attention.

      • Meh
        September 29, 2016 at 9:23 pm

        Nope, he actually is a pro. Guess now you’re whole comment is irrelevant. Goodbye.

  • September 29, 2016 at 10:13 am

    Turtleboy, instead of trying to live like the ugly annoying little brother of Barstool, please do something productive. You’re a parent? Hopefully your children don’t grow up to realize their father is nothing but a hypocritical pussy who was sheltered for the better part of his life. I can see it now, “My dad relied on skimming social media to write subpar “articles” complaining about other people’s lives, just to post to his awfully designed website plastered with ads so he can barely scrape enough money together for beer money.”

    • Not a softy
      September 29, 2016 at 10:26 am

      Beer money lol. I think this guy drinks a juicy juice

    • TurtleTurtle
      September 29, 2016 at 10:37 pm

      You forgot the “After my dad got fired from teaching for being lude to a minor and making jerk off motions in his young students face, he resorted to..”

      • Patsy
        September 30, 2016 at 12:32 am

        ^That lady commenting isn’t her and her brother and his group of friends known druggies from Grafton Hill area?

      September 29, 2016 at 11:06 pm

      YES!! Thank you! Fagboy, u must be runnin out of corny ideas for corny ass articles. Who the eff are u to judge ANYONE?! Get a life. Stop bashing ppl from behind the safety of ur anonymous little laptop and maybe move outta moms house while ur at it. This guy is so abnoxious!

  • Zach N.
    September 29, 2016 at 9:46 am

    You my dude have a vagina.

  • Dickhead
    September 29, 2016 at 9:35 am

    The guy who wrote this is a joke.. Nothing wrong in having fun they do make helmets that small I do agree 100 percent he should be wearing one. You talk about them bashing people but your doging then put for having fun?? That’s a joke this doesnt mean he is a bad dad. You just live life in fear of everything when something as simple as driving to work or crossing the street with your kids could get you killed so what’s next stay inside 24/7? Kids love sports and that’s just as easy to get hurt or worst with out the right equipment I’m not saying to be crazy but you can’t miss out on life and regret later… Not everyone wants to be a mini van driving soccer dad… Wife must think your so exciting lol

  • Your mom
    September 29, 2016 at 8:28 am

    How is this any different than that video that went vital of the skateboarding dad with his toddler on the skateboard while he’s skating and doing tricks? Or the 18 month old who was water skiing by herself? Or you know, any parent who let’s their kid ice skate without a helmet….. Sure let’s skate really fast on this hard slippery surface with razor blade shoes. I could go on and on about all of the things we let our kids do that are so incredibly dangerous. My step son just fractured his spine falling off a top bunk and so many people talked about the safety of the to bunk…. But he plays tackle football and no one bats an eye.
    I hope you rear faced your kids your kids until they were freaking almost four, otherwise you are putting your kids in more potential danger every time you drive them anywhere. Ridiculousness.

  • Heyyouguyssss
    September 29, 2016 at 8:22 am

    I think this is a cultural barrier. If you grew up in the bike culture you have no problem with this. I remember my uncle taking me around on his bike at the same age this kid was, and I didn’t have a helmet and he did wheelies with me all the time. Me, nor my parents felt I was ever unsafe. Because my uncle was an experienced driver. He was just riding around the lawn with the kid. Not like he was going crazy doing insane stunts or jumps. It’s sorta like how people put their kids on their law mowers. Next people are going to complain about that kids are going to fall off and get caught in the blades under the lawn mower. But people will always find something to complain about and criticize others on! Gotta love ‘merica!

    • True Reality Speaks
      Bikers are Compensating for ...
      September 29, 2016 at 7:33 pm

      I think it is an intelligence barrier. Most of the pro-biker comments pretty much prove that Darwin has more work to do.

  • Evel Kinevel
    September 29, 2016 at 6:38 am

    Scary as it may seem it’s still safer to be popping wheelies in a suburban back yard than driving thru Worcester on any givin day.

  • Jay
    September 29, 2016 at 5:13 am


  • Reddog
    September 28, 2016 at 10:59 pm

    No excuse for no helmet.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      September 28, 2016 at 11:36 pm

      No excuse at all. They sell helmets for 1 year old children at walmart for $20. I’m not quite sure I have ever seen one for a younger child.

    • tyrone
      September 29, 2016 at 4:13 am

      Please kids on buses don’t wear seat belts so stfu

      • Lightning bug
        September 29, 2016 at 4:42 pm

        Buses don’t do wheelies and are pretty safe for the speeds they go and have high seat backs to protect necks/heads from flinging back and forth.

  • Who-Dat
    September 28, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    Seems like he’s an experienced rider. I’m sure there are people who would be endangering the child more just driving a car. Has turtle boy ever been on anything other than a tricycle?

    • Jackmehoffer
      September 28, 2016 at 10:20 pm

      You sir, are an ignorant asshole.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      September 28, 2016 at 11:35 pm

      You think a bad mistake or tragedy can’t happen to an experienced biker? I’m experienced in cooking, doesn’t mean I want my child frying chicken and putting baked pies in a 350 degree oven.

      • deep thoughts from an idiot
        September 29, 2016 at 12:14 am

        Oh wow what a great analogy! So Fiesty why don’t you not buy a helmet, go play up on I290 and do the world a favor!

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          September 29, 2016 at 12:46 am

          Why don’t you pump some more heroin into your veins and die of an overdose right in your living room.


          • BobnMic
            September 29, 2016 at 3:10 pm

            Why don’t you go back to hell and take your ugly brown rat with you you cunt!

      • Shackleford
        September 29, 2016 at 1:08 am

        Wanna cook me dinner this weekend? I’ll serve up dessert…

      • Who-Dat
        September 29, 2016 at 1:46 pm

        Yeah and your child could be devoured by an alligator at Disney world. Does that make you a bad person? Almost only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades.

    • widowed
      September 29, 2016 at 2:18 am

      But those kids are in a safety seat by law. No safety seat , no helmet, and even if they had those items, time for law to become involved. This baby needs protection…because her parents are not protecting their baby…

      • Mike
        September 29, 2016 at 8:26 am

        ya, lets get the government involved. They are so good at making sure kids are safe.
        Dont be an ass

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