This is Shea Reagan from Boston:
She puts the B in Becky, Basic, and Beyoch. And she must have some sort of ties to Foxborough because a turtle rider sent us an interesting post of her’s from a yard sale page there.
No single Moms allowed on her storage couches!! Or even worse – women who have been the victim of domestic abuse. Gross!!
This couch isn’t for poor people.
Also, killer marketing technique. Announce to the world that you’re desperate to get rid of this couch that’s been sitting in a bin collecting dust for the last year because it has no value to you. Then demand $1,500 and make it clear that poor people, which by default means single moms and victims of domestic violence, should not even bother inquiring.
I’d also like to point out that the reason the couch is in storage is because you live in a second floor apartment. Not that there’s anything wrong with that since I also live in a second floor apartment. With that said, maybe, just maybe you aren’t in a position to disqualify single mothers for lack of finances.
Sorry we all can’t have pet beta males like you Starbucks Stephanie.
Yup, she’s preggers. And she’s already popped one crotch fruit out:
Odds of vaccination – 1 out of 10. Odds of home school – 99.999%.
Imagine what it takes to post a picture of your kid looking all upset and then make an anti-pot meme out of it. She seems like she’d be fun at parties. Hope her husband likes missionary.
She’s also a Bernie bro, which I can’t blame her for. Look what Trump did to her family:
Kids in cages!!
Then again, this explains a lot.
Nuff said.
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Perhaps it was an attempt at humor that backfired. Sarcasm and irony can be misconstrued online. Because…Social Media is Cancer.
This is a story?
Riveting stuff.
I’m glad she makes clear that it is fabric. Hate to drive all that way for cinder block construction.
I’m glad she makes clear it is fabric matetial. Hate do drive there for a cinder block construction.
Seems like she was refering the army of begger chics on social media who make up sob stories to get free stuff. She’s not hearing it. Ok. I’m not offended by that. But someone will eventually tell her used furniture almost never has resale value. If she doesn’t want to pay for storage then dont. Default on your locker. They expect you to. New poor millenial becky’s just dont get how anything works. Throw everything on the side walk when you move. Dont give us a sob story cause you ate shit on couch purchase. I bought a leather couch set that sucked, I’m not in therapy about it. Move on becky.
She looks like the actress who plays wonder woman.
People on Facebook marketplace always try to give you some poor me story so they can turn around and sell it for more. Some of whom have been Turtleboyed.
It is in bad taste tho. She could’ve just said, $1,500 firm. No low balls. No sob stories.
Weak story TB, a woman who doesn’t want to be bothered with lowball offers. Why not cover Somerville SJW Jessi Tombari instead?
She’s super cute and he’s a total cuck boy. Oh….. Do you wanna come over and watch me fuck your GF?
I did find a nice picture of her kissing his cheek and hugging him. It got me thinking about the last time I got a hug that really meant / felt anything. It’s probably been 30 years. Fuck, is this how it started for Kaczynski?
Hi. I’m a registered sex offender who just got out of prison 6 hours ago and haven’t touched a woman in 10 years. But I have 1500 bucks. Let’s meet at your storage unit. For an extra 50 I’ll take that cage you and your friends were in. Bring that with you will you? I’m not a single mom or in an abusive relationship so I’m okay.
How does a very attractive smoke show like her end up with a greezy lookin beta cuck like that?? SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN IT TO ME!!
That’s not her sperm donor, that’s her weed dealer.
Would.