This is Shea Reagan from Boston:
She puts the B in Becky, Basic, and Beyoch. And she must have some sort of ties to Foxborough because a turtle rider sent us an interesting post of her’s from a yard sale page there.
No single Moms allowed on her storage couches!! Or even worse – women who have been the victim of domestic abuse. Gross!!
This couch isn’t for poor people.
Also, killer marketing technique. Announce to the world that you’re desperate to get rid of this couch that’s been sitting in a bin collecting dust for the last year because it has no value to you. Then demand $1,500 and make it clear that poor people, which by default means single moms and victims of domestic violence, should not even bother inquiring.
I’d also like to point out that the reason the couch is in storage is because you live in a second floor apartment. Not that there’s anything wrong with that since I also live in a second floor apartment. With that said, maybe, just maybe you aren’t in a position to disqualify single mothers for lack of finances.
Sorry we all can’t have pet beta males like you Starbucks Stephanie.
Yup, she’s preggers. And she’s already popped one crotch fruit out:
Odds of vaccination – 1 out of 10. Odds of home school – 99.999%.
Imagine what it takes to post a picture of your kid looking all upset and then make an anti-pot meme out of it. She seems like she’d be fun at parties. Hope her husband likes missionary.
She’s also a Bernie bro, which I can’t blame her for. Look what Trump did to her family:
Kids in cages!!
Then again, this explains a lot.
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