Time for today’s edition of “shitty parents raise shitty children and making excuses for their shitty behavior” out of Lowell High School, where this video has been making the rounds on the Facebook machine.

Call me old school, but it’s so hard for me to get used to the kids in the skinny jeans being the bullies in 2019.

That video is more proof that anti-bullying curriculums in school are a gigantic waste of time. Kids are kids. When they get into groups they have a tendency to turn into shitty people. Nothing can ever change that. Not a single kid attempted to jump in and stop the little shit nugget from beating on a kid who was clearly defenseless and wanted no part of any physical altercation. They all just stood there, cheered it on, and recorded it. Obviously the kid who threw the punches should be suspended at least 10 days, but the kids who recorded it should all get 5. If schools were REALLY serious about ending bullying, or at least curtailing it, they’d start punishing kids who stand by passively and let it happen.

The kid who got beat up put his hands up because he didn’t wanna fight Senor Skinny Jeans.

But instead of being a decent human being he elected to go full Connor McGregor.

The poor kid was curled up in a ball just trying not to get killed. And to add insult to injury on the way out skinny jeans pretended like he was gonna hit one more time, just because he felt like putting some fear into the kid, who was all alone and defenseless in an enclosed environment.

There were rumors going around that the victim is a special ed kid, but there’s no way to confirm that. But that didn’t stop Mom from showing up and running her salami smoocher in the comments.

Just to be clear, it’s only wrong to beat up a defenseless person if they’re special ed, and it’s OK for your kid to act like a savage so long as he tells you that he was “provoked.” Now I understand how this brat got to be this way.

She kept going.

Oh look, the mother who raised a kid who assaults defenseless kids in bathrooms is encouraging more physical violence. How did skinny jeans ever end up this way? Real mystery.

She also thanked the kid who shared the video for making her son famous.

I shit you not. She’s bragging that her son is famous for acting like Hope Solo at Thanksgiving.

After that she started going back and forth with the OP, who happens to also be a Lowell High School student.

In fairness, only in Lowell could this young man pass for a high school student.

Just sayin.

Either way, sounds really productive for a mother to get into a public pissing match with a high school student because her crotch fruit got exposed for being a douchebag.

She did end up talking to the OP’s Mom, but it didn’t go as planned.

Lowell PTA meetings sure look like fun.

Soon the Free Muh Boi Lowell chapter was showing up on the post to defend the little shithead’s honor too. It started with this guy posting that the victim was actually the bad guy here because he be racist, and he’s not disabled.

Right. You called up the headmaster and he gave you confidential medical information on a student. He also told you that the kid in the video, who clearly did not want ANYTHING to do with a fight, actually provoked and started the whole thing. Must be true.

First of all, even if it was over racial slurs it wouldn’t matter. But it wasn’t over racial slurs at all. This is just what people to do now to rationalize violent behavior. This is what happens in a society where it’s OK to beat the shit out of someone because you’ve arbitrarily deemed them to be a Nazi. Bunch of Anqueefas in training.

After that the Cambodian Mafia screenshotted his comment and started posting it a million times, as if this very obvious lie was somehow a fact now.

And if you thought Mom was charming, wait until you meet Uncle Heng.

Crab Baboon said it was OK for his nephew to do that because the victim was bipolar and racist, and that his nephew “should of stomped a hole in him.”

I for one am shocked that this kid is such a violent thug. He seems to come from such good stock.

Uncle Heng blamed the OP (a high school kid) for being a “clout chasing faggot out here snitching.”

So the rest of the Cambodian Mafia demanded the video be removed, and vowed Internet deformation lawsuits.

Here’s an idea Mom – be a responsible parent and scare the bajesus out of your snot nosed crotch fruit. Maybe if you stopped making excuses for him, stopped coming to his defense on Facebook, and stopped calling in greasy dick cheeses like Uncle Heng, then your kid wouldn’t be making his debut on Turtleboy.

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