Mom And Uncle Crab Baboon Defend Skinny Jeaned Bully Who Violently Assaulted A Defenseless Kid In Lowell High School Bathroom As Other Crotch Fruits Filmed


Time for today’s edition of “shitty parents raise shitty children and making excuses for their shitty behavior” out of Lowell High School, where this video has been making the rounds on the Facebook machine.


Call me old school, but it’s so hard for me to get used to the kids in the skinny jeans being the bullies in 2019.

That video is more proof that anti-bullying curriculums in school are a gigantic waste of time. Kids are kids. When they get into groups they have a tendency to turn into shitty people. Nothing can ever change that. Not a single kid attempted to jump in and stop the little shit nugget from beating on a kid who was clearly defenseless and wanted no part of any physical altercation. They all just stood there, cheered it on, and recorded it. Obviously the kid who threw the punches should be suspended at least 10 days, but the kids who recorded it should all get 5. If schools were REALLY serious about ending bullying, or at least curtailing it, they’d start punishing kids who stand by passively and let it happen.

The kid who got beat up put his hands up because he didn’t wanna fight Senor Skinny Jeans.

But instead of being a decent human being he elected to go full Connor McGregor.

The poor kid was curled up in a ball just trying not to get killed. And to add insult to injury on the way out skinny jeans pretended like he was gonna hit one more time, just because he felt like putting some fear into the kid, who was all alone and defenseless in an enclosed environment.

There were rumors going around that the victim is a special ed kid, but there’s no way to confirm that. But that didn’t stop Mom from showing up and running her salami smoocher in the comments.

Just to be clear, it’s only wrong to beat up a defenseless person if they’re special ed, and it’s OK for your kid to act like a savage so long as he tells you that he was “provoked.” Now I understand how this brat got to be this way.

She kept going.

Oh look, the mother who raised a kid who assaults defenseless kids in bathrooms is encouraging more physical violence. How did skinny jeans ever end up this way? Real mystery.

She also thanked the kid who shared the video for making her son famous.

I shit you not. She’s bragging that her son is famous for acting like Hope Solo at Thanksgiving.

After that she started going back and forth with the OP, who happens to also be a Lowell High School student.

In fairness, only in Lowell could this young man pass for a high school student.

Just sayin.

Either way, sounds really productive for a mother to get into a public pissing match with a high school student because her crotch fruit got exposed for being a douchebag.

She did end up talking to the OP’s Mom, but it didn’t go as planned.

Lowell PTA meetings sure look like fun.

Soon the Free Muh Boi Lowell chapter was showing up on the post to defend the little shithead’s honor too. It started with this guy posting that the victim was actually the bad guy here because he be racist, and he’s not disabled.

Right. You called up the headmaster and he gave you confidential medical information on a student. He also told you that the kid in the video, who clearly did not want ANYTHING to do with a fight, actually provoked and started the whole thing. Must be true.

First of all, even if it was over racial slurs it wouldn’t matter. But it wasn’t over racial slurs at all. This is just what people to do now to rationalize violent behavior. This is what happens in a society where it’s OK to beat the shit out of someone because you’ve arbitrarily deemed them to be a Nazi. Bunch of Anqueefas in training.

After that the Cambodian Mafia screenshotted his comment and started posting it a million times, as if this very obvious lie was somehow a fact now.

And if you thought Mom was charming, wait until you meet Uncle Heng.

Crab Baboon said it was OK for his nephew to do that because the victim was bipolar and racist, and that his nephew “should of stomped a hole in him.”

I for one am shocked that this kid is such a violent thug. He seems to come from such good stock.

Uncle Heng blamed the OP (a high school kid) for being a “clout chasing faggot out here snitching.”

So the rest of the Cambodian Mafia demanded the video be removed, and vowed Internet deformation lawsuits.

Here’s an idea Mom – be a responsible parent and scare the bajesus out of your snot nosed crotch fruit. Maybe if you stopped making excuses for him, stopped coming to his defense on Facebook, and stopped calling in greasy dick cheeses like Uncle Heng, then your kid wouldn’t be making his debut on Turtleboy.


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48 Comment(s)
    November 4, 2019 at 9:02 am

    The real crime is the way that young MAN throws a punch! You could tell he was raised by a #Independentsinglemommy. Just by the way he throws a punch. Flailing his arms like a chick. If he had a man in the home he would have learned to throw straight punches, like a man. Not going all hambeast like a chick.

    I dont understand why people feel so tough hitting people who will not fight back. You’re not tough because you hit someone who does not know how to defend them self. You’re just not. Go try that with a kid who will fight you back, bet you wont get outta that bathroom..

    What a little bitch this kid is. Most definitely bragging to his friends how he gave dem hands yo. You didnt do a thing. Well actually you did, you made your self look like a trash bag all while affirming what us normal citizens think and feel about your hood culture.

    The moms a skank bitch and the son is just a bitch. That’s right I said it, you’re both bitches and the uncle is a fat cunt! Now off you fuck because none of you will ever amount to anything in life.
    My dogs shit has more to offer society than the 3 of you!


  • Former Piece Of Shit
    November 3, 2019 at 12:50 am

    I graduated high school in 09 and I was AN ABSOLUTE SHITBOX KID. I didn’t fight I jut gave no fucks and that would get me suspended. Having to make my mom come miss work so I could go back to school injected fear into my soul. She would have NEVER and NEVER did defend me and rightfully so because I was in the wrong. This dumbass lady needs to understand her son was at fault and take it up with him. Teach him not to be a piece of shit. From the way this kid was punching, it ain’t his first time at the rodeo. If the special needs kid was saying racist shit or not you go to the principal. Even still, the way he was swinging on a kid that was no threat is obnoxious. All things being equal, the clear fact that this kid didn’t want to and clearly couldn’t fight, maybe slap him and walk away. He wanted to forever injure this kid. Obnoxious.

  • Third World Animalia
    November 2, 2019 at 8:20 pm

    If this was a white doing this to a nignog or filthy spic it would be shown as a hate crime all week on ch 4 5 and 7.

    • Trumpkins
      November 3, 2019 at 8:02 am

      That’s for sure. That would have made the news as a hate crime. But this doesn’t fit their agenda.

  • John Kerry
    November 2, 2019 at 2:40 pm

    This reminds me of Christmas in 1970, when I was flying with Claire Chennault and the American volunteers, shooting down Germans over Cambodian airspace. Then I parachuted into my Swift Boat and we sank the Bismarck. That was an awesome day. It’s seared in my memory.

    • John Kerry war hero
      November 2, 2019 at 6:27 pm

      Awesome until I stubbed my toe on a rock and had to beg for a purple heart

      • foleyworld
        John Kerry ( at least I went, you didn’t)
        November 3, 2019 at 5:21 pm

        John Kerry’s not a war hero!!! Donald Trump is!!! He “ would have made a great General!!!” Oh wait…. the game doctors note that Daddy bought, while his peers lined up to die in the jungle… OK, never mind

    • ncfoothillbilly
      November 2, 2019 at 7:10 pm

      John Kerrys real name is John (((Cohn))) and he, along with McStain rallied to keep US MIAs and POWs (and their bodies) from being returned to the US. (((Cohn))) married into the (((Heinzen aka Heinz))) family who escaped from Germany after the 1848 failed attempt of taking over Europe in the name of (((communism))) (look up the 48’ers). True history is far from what the public school system teaches. 109+

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      November 3, 2019 at 3:08 pm

      Literally just spit my beer out…well done sir/ma’am? Start the slow golf clap

  • I’ve Got The Solution
    November 2, 2019 at 11:54 am

    As a solution they should buy some homes in Newton and fill the neighborhoods there with these oppressed immigrants. That might actually solve 2 giant problems

  • Russmo
    November 2, 2019 at 8:54 am

    Who’s the fat greasy spic in the wife beater tee shirt

  • Paul Casale
    ITS 2019
    November 2, 2019 at 1:19 am

    You really need to get over the “skinny jeans” trend. Fashions come & go. That 90s homeboy look is over. You make yourself sound out of touch by criticizing it.

    • Imagery
      November 2, 2019 at 7:26 pm

      sounds out of touch? You really need to get over the “skinny jeans” trend. Fashions come & go. That 90s homeboy look is over. You make yourself sound out of touch by criticizing it.
      sounds out of touch? Are you 13 years old? Why are you so concerned about what other people think of you? Your image and how people see you is the big concern for you. Hell must suck.

  • Zapruder
    November 1, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    The kid’s mother sounds like a giant fucking retard. Seriously. The most Ali G shit grammar I think I’ve ever read on this site, and that’s saying something. Next, why is New England turning into such a brown shithole? Even Maine is starting to show it. I thought people from banana republics hated cold weather? I guess it isn’t cold enough. Lastly, unkle Heng is a giant piece of human shit. Calls people ‘way-ciss!” and then refers to them as ‘faggots’. I think if you’re as massive a hypocrite as he is, you deserve nothing positive in your life. Nothing.

  • Real_Finn
    November 1, 2019 at 9:35 pm

    This is definitely going to kill their chances of getting into Brown.

    Bets on when they start following their parent’s footsteps and are on government assistance? I’m thinking their 18th birthday.

    Bets on how many years after they turn 18 that they get out of high school?

    Get Fucked,

    • Harvard Guy
      November 2, 2019 at 2:36 pm

      Nah. Not for Brown.

      • Real_Finn
        Also Harvard
        November 4, 2019 at 10:49 pm

        Tom-boxing much?

        Who cares?

    • foleyworld
      Alec Baldwin
      November 3, 2019 at 12:05 pm

      Now that’s the REAL Finn! Glad to see you back authentic Finn!

  • SMH
    November 1, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    Was that a girl spectator or a boy with a man bun? I thought one had to be of age to wear one, or over 40. Oh, right, half those students are 18+.

  • Veneau
    November 1, 2019 at 8:12 pm

    Bully beatdown in they’re future? I guarantee it! It proves what cowardly “men” being raised.

  • Rod Ramsey
    November 1, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    Christ kid learn to throw a goddamn punch you’re throwing them from last Sunday. Pick a fight with a kid that has half a clue and you’re dead.

    • SMH
      November 1, 2019 at 8:31 pm

      Clearly the victim was raised by pacifists, maybe even vegan and Democrat, so that counts as Special Needs.

      Bullied kids are the ones who turn into school shooters, so keeping them safe with giving bullies detentions, suspensions, and expulsions makes all the kids safer. If staff doesn’t do their job, suspend or fire them.

  • Rod Ramsey
    November 1, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    Christ kid learn to throw a punch you can see those coming in from Sunday.

  • Light em up
    November 1, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    What is the chick doing in the boys room? Just a tramp or is she the tough guys side piece?

    • AustinPowers
      November 1, 2019 at 7:14 pm

      Thats a maaaan baby!

      Or at least what the liberals are trying to turn men into.

  • Stinky the Finger
    November 1, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    I have no idea how anyone was able to decipher Chan Sodomy’s posts enough to write this article – they read like the scribblings of a drunk waterhead suffering a seizure. Maybe iffin she was all up in tha skule fo a minnit back in tha day, she’da be throwin words like a muthafucka…and not depending on us to pay for the phone she uses for her window licker posts.

  • Cambodia’s Version of NASA
    November 1, 2019 at 5:01 pm

    What exactly are these people positively influencing and contributing to ? I mean ANYWHERE, here or Cambodia . Even their Asian neighboring countries hate them and are always trying to wipe them out.
    Fucking scumbags.

    • foleyworld
      Truth teller ( even if it hurts)
      November 3, 2019 at 12:28 pm

      This is true, I have been to Cambodia working in the travel industry. I once lead a group in a business meeting on an excursion to see the ancient temples in Angkor Wat. The admission fee was $3 and there were 9 of us. The Local guy selling the tickets used A calculator to determine the total cost even though every non-Cambodian human in the planet above the age of 6 knows that 3×9=27. And despite using a calculator HE STILL GOT IT WRONG!!! Ha ha only asked for $22. Occurances like this were the norm! They truly are the dumbest people on the Planet! It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure that if you’re having a real difficult time feeding yourself then maybe you shouldn’t have 6 children…. hmmm interesting idea. Pol Pot killed all the Doctors, Lawyers, Accountants and PHD holders. All that remained in the 80s were illiterate rice farmers. Stupid parents have stupid kids , now Cambodia is truly the dumbest country in the World. Grinding poverty and Hundreds of Thousands of dirt poor shoeless children begging in the streets. It’s sad and NO I’m not a racist I’m married to a Malaysian woman and guess what? The Malaysians like the Thais and Vietnamese and I’m sure most other Asian nations bordering Cambodia despise the Khemere people…. WELCOME TO LOWELL:)

  • Bunch of Animals
    November 1, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    Just drop an h-bomb on the whole lot of them. Lowell/Lynn/Lawrence is a cancer. Just a bunch of savages who shouldn’t breed, and the cycle repeats itself endlessly. Send ’em home unless they can learn to join the rest of civilized society.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    November 1, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      November 4, 2019 at 9:28 am

      Y my friend, this might actually be a thing very soon. Due to the African swine flu in China, global prices of pork have gone up by 40%. China has more pork than any nation combined and they have had to kill off 1/3 of their horde.
      To put that into prospective, the U.S. does not even come close to the 1/3 of the pork china killed off.

      P.s. china is the 3rd reich of modern times!

  • ncfoothillbilly
    November 1, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    The mother and uncle were mentioned. Wheres the father? Is she an asian coalburner? Does she love long time or will she just set me up to get my camera stolen?

    • bigdaddy
      November 1, 2019 at 4:21 pm

      Wheres the father? There are no fathers in ratchetville only sperm donors

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 1, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    If I went to that school, I’d use that bathroom as a morgue and would be stacking spic bodies between every period

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Sprinkle Pig
    November 1, 2019 at 4:07 pm

    Hahahahaha first off there’s 0.0 percent chance that the kid said racist shit. He looked petrified in this situation. So that never happened. As we all know this video got posted and they needed to find away to prevent their disgusting sperm muffin from getting in trouble. So they played the race card. Which has be used more than the mother has in the neighborhood. No one believes the race card defense. Secondly that kid hits like a bitch. That scared kid didn’t even budge when repeatedly hit. So I’d bet money that the white might have won if he had the guts to swing back. Lol. Congrats kid you’re a bigger bitch than your mother. Lol
    PS your uncle looks like a real winner also. I’m sure he’s a CEO and not receiving government assistance for doing nothing all done either. What a bunch of fucking losers.

    • Big D
      November 1, 2019 at 6:25 pm

      Obviously it was a set up. A girl in the boys bathroom and kids blocking the door.

      • TortugaNiño
        November 1, 2019 at 7:18 pm

        I cannot stop picturing the dumb look on that faggots face while reading these coments wondering, “which one of us are they confusing for a girl yo!?!?”

  • ewespade
    November 1, 2019 at 4:05 pm

    If you read more than 1/4 of this seek therapy. If you read more than 1/3 kill yourself. (DISCLAIMER- It’s your own decision.)

  • Chip Striker
    November 1, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    If this were a minority getting punched with white kids standing around it would be a hate crime.

    Of course it’s the other way around so it’s not.

    Blow up that shit hole city and euthanize those animals.

  • hartf811
    General Robert E.
    November 1, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    I thought Cambodians were like Sasquatch. If the Chinese and the North Vietnamese didn’t kill them Pol Pot did. What the fuck is this branch of the Asian monkey tree doing in Lowell?

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    November 1, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    These people are all savages.. So they ” the parent and uncle of the bully kid” are trying to say that the kid who got surrounded and attacked in a bathroom by kids of all races only got attacked cuz he waz sayin racist shit yo… I find it very hard to believe a kid who is in the minority race group out of lowell would be talking racist shit in a school that is primarily students of color .. Seriously what is there like maybe 8 white families left in lowell if that?!?!… Just scum making excuses and teaching thier asshole kids how to get into the racial industry and stay victims throughout the rest of thier worthless lives.. Way to go mom .. Fucking morons

    • hartf811
      November 2, 2019 at 7:21 am

      And the 8 white families in Lowell are the lowest rung of the genetic ladder at that!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    November 1, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    I wonder what the White did to provoke such an attack? Sad that the migrant felt so threatened. smh. # Hate Has No Home Here.

    • hartf811
      November 1, 2019 at 4:01 pm

      OOOPS you slipped. You wanted to say “Whitey” but pulled it back. Racist down to you ugly Okie toes.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        November 1, 2019 at 4:08 pm

        I am a minority! How dare you!

  • hartf811
    Aristotle Onassis
    November 1, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    End the problem: CALL ICE. Nuff said. Sped kid wins. Dominican hood booger can finish his education in Santa Domingo learning to weave baskets for dwindling tourists.

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt esq.
    November 1, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    So the assault was about racist comments made towards the Asian child. But it’s then okay for the Asian child to call the white child the N word? Hmmm…

  • Christopher Lettiere
    November 1, 2019 at 3:48 pm

    Still, nothing better than Cambodian breast milk.

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