Momma Molester Lectures Turtleboy About Why We’re Sexist Despite Recent Arrest For Sexually Assaulting Her Baby Son Because A Stranger Blackmailed Her With Her Noodz


Last week after Bristol’s live show with the stripper feminist from Alabama who bored us all to death NPR style, the poster child for modern day feminism showed up and did exactly feminists always do – embarrass themselves.

“Cisgender.” If you’ve ever called someone that then you probably drive a Prius and ruin every social gathering you’ve ever been to.

She went on to explain why she was so oppressed.

“I can’t be the oppressor, I don’t have the status on the social hierarchy.” Guarantee she makes her crotch fruits eat veggie burgers and they hate her with a burning passion for it. At least that was my first guess as to why her kids resent her. Turns out she actually raped her own child last year:

A New York man is accused of attempting to blackmail a Berkshire County woman into performing sex acts on an 18-month-old boy by pretending to be two people using different online identities. Gary P. Montana, 32, of Hudson, and Erica Emerling of Pittsfield, 29, are each charged with raping and assaulting the child as well as posing him in sexual acts.

Yorlano said Montana, posing as a man named “Brian,” began corresponding with Emerling online. Over time, despite never having met “Brian,” Emerling considered herself in a relationship with him. At some point, she sent “Brian” compromising photos. It was unclear from information presented in court whether those photos only featured Emerling or whether there were also photos of the child.

OK stop right there. The hardcore feminist meets random dudes online and sends them noodz. I already need to know everything there is to know about her.

It gets worse….

“Brian” had made arrangements with Emerling to spend New Year’s Eve together at a Pittsfield motel. “Brian” told her that his brother, “Mike,” would pick up her and the boy and take them to the motel. “Mike” was Montana’s second alleged alias. Once at the motel, “Brian” texted Emerling and said he wouldn’t be able to make the trip, but convinced her that she should sleep with his “brother.”

That’s normal.

“I can’t make it to the motel in Pittsfield to treat you like dick piñata so I’m gonna have my boy tag in for me. Cool?”

Naturally she responded in the affirmative because any dick will do when you’re this thirsty for someone to use and abuse you.

Then it got more twisted….

The next day, “Brian” again contacted Emerling and allegedly told her that she needed to perform sex acts on the boy, otherwise he would make the photos she had sent him public. Montana, posing as “Mike” allegedly filmed the incident. A few days later, “Brian” allegedly convinced Emerling to perform sex acts with the child again by threatening to blackmail her, but this time it was broadcast live via Facebook, Yorlano said. 

Stop right there. Imagine someone out there is blackmailing you by threatening to post your noodz on Facebook if you don’t sexually assault your own child and photograph it for a stranger you met online. Then imagine how evil and twisted you would have to be to choose the latter because you’d rather rape your own child then suffer the public humiliation of something you chose to do with a stranger on the Internet.

This is your standard Turtleboy hater. A woman who rapes her own son and whines about being oppressed. If you don’t like Turtleboy then this is your peer group.

Now look at her Facebook pictures. She reproduced again. And there are pictures of the son she sexually assaulted on there too, pretending to be a loving and caring mother.

Turtle riders quickly Googled her and found out what a vile monster she is, and she attempted to excuse her heinous crimes.


She’s a victim of domestic abuse because she was blackmailed. Domestic abuse from a guy she’d never met. That’s her story.

Newsflash – anyone who would even CONSIDER sexually assaulting their 18 month old son deserves the gas chamber. The fact that she even considers what she did some sort of Sophie’s Choice shows you that she cannot be rehabilitated. She didn’t have to choose between one kid living and the other kid dying. She had to choose between personal embarrassment for herself and a lifetime of pain and trauma for a child who looks to her for love and nurturing.

How is she not in jail? Fuck you, you rotten, worthless clump of cells. I couldn’t be happier that people like you don’t like our blog. Now do the world a favor and stop existing, because you are a monster that doesn’t deserve to breathe the same air as the rest of us.


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31 Comment(s)
  • A.C.
    July 15, 2020 at 9:02 pm

    I hope Erica sees this. I also used to date -I mean be manipulated by the same man. His manipulation is powerful. I’m in NO WAY excusing Erica, I’m just saying the POS is a master manipulator who has been accused of molestation before, and preys on girls like Erica. I used to be one of them. NEVER have I nor WOULD I ever do something so despicable for ANYONE.
    OH btw Erica does he know abt your second child??

    • A.C.
      July 15, 2020 at 9:08 pm

      Oh and also, again not defending her but I can vouch that the story abt the aliases is completely true. He pulled the same bullsh*t on me. But he got honest real fast before I even ever laid eyes on him.

  • Rand Carter
    May 10, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    In NH you’ll do serous time for raping little kids. Unfortunately once they are there the whole system protects them. If they try and force you to live with an evil POS like her and you say fuck that I’m gonna break this scumbags face, they threaten you with enhanced charges for a hate veto crime. Cause you know, you can’t violate their civil right to fuck children smh Everything about these types of situations is fucked. They need to be harrased until they hang it up. Not even that is enough but at least they won’t exist anymore and hurt more children like they always do.

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    May 10, 2019 at 6:35 am

    Same people who hate turtleboy hate president Trump. Maga 2020

  • Lock her up!
    May 9, 2019 at 10:00 pm

    WTF did I just read? Unbelievable. Such a heinous crime. Why is she free??

  • Berkshire girl
    May 9, 2019 at 4:47 pm

    This troglodyte needs to do the world a favor and set itself on fire. With any luck, the infant involved was at an age where tangible memories of trauma will not withstand. However, a simple Google search and the internet is forever. Poor thing. It’s unfathomable that she was somehow able to rationalize this as a “domestic violence” scenario. My husband and I are rearing our crotch fruits just fine in the Berkshires. She is not a representation of the area…just a shit stain on society. On another note, it would be cool to have a turtle blogger locally. The county is a bounty of ratchet. My kiddos occasionally eat veggie burgers but that’s part of a balanced diet. Cheeseburgers are on the menu too but hey; veggies are good.

  • Captain Obvious
    May 9, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    She’s literally the face of the left. Deranged with an I.Q. of 70.

    • The Common Man
      May 9, 2019 at 1:31 pm

      The problem with this nut jobs is they have a normal IQ but their emotional IQ is the equivalent of a 6 year old.

  • AgingCynic
    May 9, 2019 at 10:35 am

    I’m confused. Where did “Lynn White” come from?

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      May 9, 2019 at 1:32 pm

      Two Facebook accounts, same pic. Even sketchier…

    • HJY
      May 9, 2019 at 3:45 pm

      I noticed that also.. has the same pic of Erica. Hmm.

  • meep
    May 9, 2019 at 10:07 am

    My lazy right eye theory is starting to prove fruitful. These people dont see the world the same. They see it twice and decide to fuck it all over. I think the lack of binoculatity fucks up the brain. Its not an excuse it’s just a theory at this point… but that bitch is nasty, ugly, and deserves nailes hammered into the tips of her fingernails and her eyes removed to attempt placing them back properly. It would make for great study.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    May 9, 2019 at 10:02 am

    White people do some SICK shit.

    • Come On Now
      May 9, 2019 at 10:17 am

      Says the guy who jams things up his ass

  • Erica Lynn
    May 9, 2019 at 9:42 am

    If I agree to have sex with you and we are both naked, I will consider it a rape and hate crime if you get a hard on before I instruct you to. If you are presumptuous and have the audacity to be erect before I command you well you deserve everything that my woke mob will do to you. Thats if you can even get hard at the sight of me naked.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 9, 2019 at 9:01 am

    What grosses me out the most is that she breathes the same air and drinks and (occasionally) bathes in the same water supply that I do.


  • I See Dumb People
    I See Dumb People
    May 9, 2019 at 8:04 am

    Disgusting worthless nasty whore bitch… I could go on and on.. This bitch needs mandatory sterilization and a bed of broken glass and rusty nails.. I went through actual domestic abuse and not ever once did I touch or harm my children in anyway except to care for them nd love and support them always… This bitch is the poster child for pure evil.. If you can look your sweet child, your own flesh and blood, in the eyes and still proceed to touch them in on of the most disgusting ways you need to be put down like the animal you are after many long days and nights of painful torture that is

  • dkp
    May 9, 2019 at 7:43 am

    I would rather die than do this to any child, especially my own… she should stop breathing.

  • Mother Nature
    May 9, 2019 at 7:38 am

    What a sick bitch They must have crazy judges and district attorneys out where she lives too She should be in prison with a sign around her neck telling what she did. Imagine what the other prisoners would do to this stupid cunt

    • bigdaddy
      May 9, 2019 at 11:46 am

      You must be new around here. The judges in massoftwoshits care more about the criminals than the victims especially if they are an alligal alien

  • (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
    May 9, 2019 at 7:36 am

    Please kill all pedophiles. Stop hurting children.

  • Moe
    May 9, 2019 at 7:00 am

    Just another day in Pittsfield…

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    May 9, 2019 at 6:54 am

    The ultimate stupid disgusting Pig Bitch! Mentally challenged on top of it. How does she still have custody? I bet when she farts she makes linking sounds

  • Well, No Shit
    May 9, 2019 at 6:41 am

    Her East/West eyes are totally mesmerizing.

    What an absolutely vile piece of shit. I don’t care WHAT is happening to me, or who is doing it, I would never, I mean EVER, harm one of my children. Period. End of fucking story.

    Kill yourself, you fucking twat.

  • Adult Human Female
    May 9, 2019 at 5:55 am

    That fake spoon fed liberal feminist lost me at cisgender.

  • The True Victim Speaks
    May 9, 2019 at 5:09 am

    somebody once got noodz of me an made me hold up a bank and murder 3 people then the next day they made me burn down the fire station the next day I had no choice and broke into a daycare center kidnapped all the children and adults and made them slaves on a cabbage farm.

    I got the weekend off then on Monday they made me break into the federal reserve and steal 10 billion in gold bricks. It was two 12 year olds and they didn’t really have noodz of me but you can’t be too careful.

    I was the real victim not them.

  • It's yeah, not yea
    May 9, 2019 at 3:25 am

    What kind of monster rapes her own child? And why isn’t this disgusting beast doing time? Child rape ought to be a life sentence.

    • Batman
      May 9, 2019 at 7:24 am

      Child rape= life sentence with your genitals destroyed
      Raping your own child= death by most painful methods allowed

  • The Boondock Saint
    May 9, 2019 at 1:44 am

    Don’t worry folks, my brother and I will take care of this one personally. Fat nasty bitch wants to touch her own fucking kid? She’s getting one right between the eyes. We don’t like bad people.

    • downhill
      May 10, 2019 at 12:19 am

      Thanks for the link. I hope TBS does a followup and figures out if she still has custody of her children (“One of her co-workers said she’s usually off on Tuesdays to take care of her children.”), and how the courts are keeping track of her, since apparently her address is not valid.

      Vile, just beyond evil.

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