Moron From Hooters Blog Calls State Trooper A “Puss Bag” After Nearly Being Dragged By Arm On Mass Pike

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Earlier this week we wrote about the miserable people who were complaining about sexism at the newly opened Hooters in Shrewsbury. One of them is named Hannah Perkins, and she had this to say:


Translation – I have intentionally made myself visually unappealing and could never qualify for a job at Hooters. Therefore I will claim the reason I object to this place is because of women’s rights, when in reality I’m really just jealous.

The only reason we bring this up is because she made a reappearance in this article in the Telegram yesterday. Basically a state trooper named Ruben Colon pulled over a Worcester man named David Myers on the Mass Pike in Sturbridge for speeding and failure to stay right. When he approached the car Mr. Myers refused to give the trooper his license because he claimed he was being unlawfully stopped and the trooper was violating his constitutional rights.

Obviously this isn’t true. Obviously. And after asking him not once, not twice, but TEN times, Mr. Myers was finally told by Trooper Colon that he was under arrest. When he refused to get out of the car Trooper Colon reached inside the vehicle, unlocked the door and opened it.

That’s when shit hit the fan.

Davey Myers grabbed the trooper’s arm (left) and rolled up the window on it, trapping him. At this point he began to get ready to drive off with the Trooper attached to his car. Obviously then the Trooper would have the right to use his weapon to force the subject to comply, because any reasonable person would fear for their life if a guy on the highway was about to drive away with your arm stuck in his window. Obviously.

Trooper Colon then took out his gun and pointed it at Davey, telling him that if he did not release his arm that he would have no choice but to shoot him. If he put the vehicle into drive he would have to kill him. At this point Davey lowered the window, the trooper pulled his arm and out and put his gun away.

Any normal person would look at that and say, “great job Trooper Colon.” He showed incredible restraint and managed to diffuse a lethal situation without resorting to lethal force. But as we will see from Hannah Perkins, there is nothing reasonable about her.

When Davey didn’t get out with her Trooper Colon opened the door and squirted pepper spray in Davey’s face. When Colon tried to pull him out of the car Davey pulled him back. Trooper Colon describes him as having “incredible strength.”


Finally backup got there and another trooper and Colon kept pulling his fat ass as a third trooper pushed him from the passenger’s side. Finally they got cuffs on him, which Davey somehow found a way to break by pulling his hands apart. Savage!! But since the cuffs were still attached to him his fists were a much more dangerous weapon than they were before.

After refusing to comply many more times the troopers once again had to use pepper spray on his ass. Yet he still wouldn’t comply or submit himself to arrest. Finally when six more troopers got there one of them threatened to unleash the police dog on his ass and he complied. On his person was a whole bunch of oxycodone; enough to charge him with possession and intent to distribute.

I’m so sick of shit like this. This is why people get shot by cops. Because they think they have a right to a fair fight before they’re arrested. Newsflash – when a cop tells you to do something it’s not optional. If you feel like you’re being unfairly arrested then hire Hector Pinerio and sue. Sometimes that works out favorably.

This guy was obviously a wild beast who needed to be put down. This could’ve ended very, very differently for the police. He was wrestling with them inside of his vehicle. You know, like Darren Wilson was with Michael Brown. You don’t get to wrestle with a cop and then complain if you get shot. Why are we listening to people who think that guys like Myers and Brown have ANY legitimate claim to safety after putting themselves in these situations?

But because of the butthurt protesters cops are forced to put themselves in more danger than before rather than use lethal force. The second this guy grabbed the trooper’s arm and put the window up I would have ZERO problem if Trooper Colon shot him, and neither would most reasonable people. But RBG and company would be blockading Kelley Square by high noon because they exist for the sole purpose of defending dangerous “unarmed” criminals.

Anyway, here’s what Hannah Perkins had to say about it:

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Yea, what kind of wussy cop fears for his life because a dangerous criminal grabs his arm, traps him with the window, and threatens to drive 80 mph with the trooper attached to the car? It’s not like the guy was strong or anything. It only took 9 troopers, two sets of handcuffs, and a gallon of pepper spray to take him down. What a puss bag!!!

Obviously Hannah Perkins is a huge joke. But our society is filled with morons like her who have really stupid opinions. It’s her right to harbor that opinion and state it publicly. But she doesn’t have a right to a job, especially as a teacher at a pre-school. Editors note:  we previously reported that she worked at a local daycare, as it says on her Facebook page.  However she no longer does, because she was inappropriate around the children. That daycare continues to be a great place to send your kids and has a staff you can trust.



Good thing because I know I wouldn’t let Turtleboy Jr. within 50 feet of this thing:


I also wouldn’t want someone working with little kids who posts stuff like this:


She seems mentally stable. Definitely should be working around kids. What could possibly go wrong???


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30 Comment(s)
  • Super Trooper
    June 14, 2016 at 12:38 pm

    Tell me THIS THE TROOPER whoS mARRIED and Dating GIANCARLOS WIFE??????????

  • RW
    December 15, 2015 at 5:29 pm

    Well this place certainly has a lot of dipshits, is there something in the water or is it just untreated syphilis, because there is a HUGE amount of stupid here, from both the writers and the posters.

  • Nanny
    December 7, 2015 at 8:59 am

    Waste of column space on this immature, ignorant, insensitive, idiotic child. Grow up, Hannah, you palindrome-named heiffer.

  • Frogshit
    December 6, 2015 at 2:10 pm

    She’s a fuckin’ nitwit!

  • Gronkmonster
    December 6, 2015 at 8:53 am

    What parent is that hard up for daycare that they would let someone that looks like her watch their kid ???

  • TargetPractice
    December 5, 2015 at 8:27 am

    Wait, youre trying to tell me the girl wearing the beanie, drug rug, nose ring, and chest tattoos was hanging around with a drug dealer? Come on that doesn’t sound right. She needs to get her ass down on main st, id give that skank 20 bux

    • Wabbitt
      December 5, 2015 at 5:28 pm

      Don’t risk it. She’s probably so nasty your dick will evaporate.

  • CommonSense
    December 5, 2015 at 7:54 am

    Thanks TB. For reporting on this. This young woman has serious issues to deal with, unfortunately, so do a lot of other people. We’ll deal with it. Go TBS.

  • North High Grad
    December 4, 2015 at 10:35 pm

    I knew this girl is a bitch and a junkie, but now we can add moron to that list.

  • Publius
    December 4, 2015 at 4:55 pm

    Hannah seems to have a series of poor life decision, the ring can come out, but that ink, like your posts, is forever. Good luck with those poor life decision.

    • ItsAllABadDream
      December 4, 2015 at 5:48 pm

      you should say good luck to us the tax payers. We’ll be supporting her and her kind for their whole lives…

  • RSoxGuy
    December 4, 2015 at 4:15 pm

    Wow she could really use a paper bag for her entire head.

    That Tattoo looks like one of the pre-schoolers did it. Chest tattoos on guys? Meh. On chicks? never a good idea nevermind the fact it looks like a Hampton Beach Special.

    Holes in her face, metal in her nose, horrible Tats and selfies that look like shes a junkie crack head? Ya good call Step in Time, she looks like a real winner.

    • RSoxGuy
      December 4, 2015 at 4:17 pm

      Shes clearly made a lifetime of bad decisions and shes probly only 20.

      Who wants to bet this isnt the last time we hear of this misguided fool saying stupid shit or making piss poor life choices?

      • BobnMic
        December 4, 2015 at 4:29 pm

        I’ll take the over.

  • ItsAllABadDream
    December 4, 2015 at 3:49 pm

    Another example of why I weep for the future of the world.

    • BobnMic
      December 4, 2015 at 4:28 pm

      Desensitized personality based symptoms brought on by no doubt modern technology (I phones, texting, e-mails, social media) as opposed to actual interaction social or otherwise with actual people + bad parenting = Mental instability and an inability to cope with the complexities of life. Boom – our future zombie leaders. I am no mental health professional but what part of this does not make sense other than it being common sense.

      So another words, we’re fucked.

  • Publius
    December 4, 2015 at 2:49 pm

    Unemployed by now ? This has officially gone international. The power of the web.

  • Dood
    December 4, 2015 at 1:47 pm

    And if you look at her Facebook page she has ultrasound pictures. She does not need to reproduce

  • Heather
    December 4, 2015 at 12:45 pm

    Not that in trying to defend her in any way, nor do I think she should have posted that last post, but those are actually lyrics to an Eminem song. They are not her own thoughts. Not something she should have posted though. ..

    • Wabbitt
      December 4, 2015 at 9:28 pm

      Because Eminem is the most stable human being ever to walk the Earth.

      I like his music, but I sure as shit don’t relate to the lyrics

  • Dave Lind
    December 4, 2015 at 12:25 pm

    young and way too opinionated. I hope this one bites her in the ass and leaves permanent teeth marks

  • Ronald
    December 4, 2015 at 11:35 am

    That poor daycare. They are caught in a shitstorm because one of their many employees is a crazy, not a good look for people trusting strangers to watch young children.

  • Z
    December 4, 2015 at 11:34 am

    She has one of those circular/bull rings on her nose. Who let the cow out of the barnyard !??? What is alarming is that people (probably unknowingly) trust her with their kids.

  • zoinks
    December 4, 2015 at 11:25 am

    Im feeling triggers bcus she raping my safespaceeee

  • BobnMic
    December 4, 2015 at 11:11 am

    That picture of her on her social media page makes her look like a psychotic person with no soul or remorse. Plus the fact that she is the most unattractive young female in the history of young females. I have a solution for her future unemployment problems:

    Grab a street corner down Main South and you sure as shit will fit right in with the regulars down there that are the worst looking hookers in the history of hookers.

    • BobnMic
      December 4, 2015 at 12:26 pm

      Oh and why no smile? Because no teeth – Main South hooker style…

  • Jake from StateFarm
    December 4, 2015 at 10:37 am

    why the fuck are my posts not going thru?

  • Jake from StateFarm
    December 4, 2015 at 10:36 am

    Shame on Step in Time Daycare …….. it’s not the cop that should lose his job according to this girl …. …… she should not be working with children with that attitude in my opinion.

  • Yo dawg
    December 4, 2015 at 10:23 am

    You are on fire today. Using PC tactics to dismantle the whole pc culture and give these POS’s a piece of their own medicine. I love it!

    December 4, 2015 at 10:23 am


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