So apparently on the Fourth of July there was some cookout, somewhere in the south, in which some southern genius thought it would be wise to wave a confederate flag in front of a bunch of black folk that he was congregating with. No one has ever earned a knockout like the one this ding-dong received in the history of the world.
When waving the confederate flag goes wrong pic.twitter.com/iGxhBMF3dZ
— BallerAlert (@balleralert) July 5, 2015
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – anyone waving this thing has the right to do so. But you also have the right to get knocked the fuck out for doing so.
Look, the people defending this stupid flag are the biggest dumbasses on earth. It’s even worse if you do it in the north, because that makes you an even bigger traitor. After all, above everything, that flag represents an imaginary country that declared war on the United States of America, fired first at Fort Sumpter, and caused the deaths of 650,000 American citizens. It’s a treasonous flag of the greatest terrorist organization to ever exist. You wanna wave that? You deserve whatever happens to you.
But if you insist on flying this flag of treason, here’s two pro tips that this buttnut didn’t get:
- Don’t wave it in front of a bunch of black people, especially if it’s at a party and liquor is involved. Kind of a sensitive issue, what with the slavery and all.
- Whatever you do, don’t wave it on the Goddamn Fourth of July!! Do you understand what this day celebrates? America. Do you understand what that flag represents? An imaginary country that attacked and declared war on America.
On top of that, it’s a flag for pussies. That’s what I don’t get in all of this. The people who stood behind that flag surrendered, because at the end of the day they were a lot of talk with nothing to back it up. They surrendered like pussies. At least ISIS will fight to the death for their misguided brand of disillusion.
But your ancestors waived that flag because they thought it was the cool thing to do to tell Abraham Lincoln to go fuck himself. Then when General Sherman came to town and shoved his boot up their ass they ditched the confederate flag and started waving the white flag instead. You know, like pussies.
These idiots think they’re waving this flag because it shows southern spirit, and resistance to tyranny. In reality they’re just waving a flag of a bunch of cowards who quit when the going got tough.
In other confederate flag related news, the state legislature of South Carolina actually did the right thing and voted to take down the confederate flag from in front of the statehouse. Now here’s the thing. This Turtleboy thinks it’s bullshit that the catalyst for this was Dylann Roof. A lot of people who are arguing for the flag to come down are saying it’s because that flag “inspired” Dylann Roof to do what he did.
Dylann Roof killed those nine people because he’s a monster with no soul. It had ZERO to do with that flag. So in a way, I can’t say that I personally agree with the reason that South Carolina took the flag down. Dylann Roof killed nine people. Jefferson Davis is responsible for the deaths of 650,000 people and he got to walk away from it because President Andrew Johnson was a pussy too. THAT is the reason the flag should’ve come down, not some because some psycho piece of white trash shot up a church.
But honestly, the comments from the confederate flag defenders are hilarious. I can’t stop laughing at them. Check some of these out:
Newsflash – the south has been and always will be a bunch of pussies. Nothing new here. You people talk a big game until someone punches you in the face, and then you give up and complain about tyranny, big brother, and a bullying central government. You talked a big game during the civil war, but then you surrendered. You talked a big game about defending segregation, but then you caved in the second federal troops showed up in Little Rock in 1957, the Freedom buses in 1961, and Oxford Mississippi in 1962. Because that’s what pussies like you do. They give in the second it requires a sacrifice on their part.
Ummmm yea, religions don’t have flags – countries do. The confederacy was never really a country because no other country on earth recognized it’s legitimacy or government. Because anyone can just say they’re a country, but you actually have to be a country to go down in history as one.
Yes, it is part of your history. The worst part of it. What is wrong with these people? Who celebrates their darkest day? Oh yea, losers.
The bottom line is, the confederate flag coming down in Charleston and the traitor who got knocked out while waiving his flag of treason are signs that America always has been and always will be the greatest country to ever exist.