Most Basic Bitch Ever Does “Social Experiment” To Prove Men Are Superficial By Inviting 100 Guys On Tinder For A Date, Making Them Compete For Her, And Then Plays The Victim When People Called Her The Swampcooch That She Is

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This is Natasha Aponte:

She’s an “Instagram model” which is millenial code for “basic bitch with an iPhone.”

She and Youtube video “producer” Rob Bliss did a social experiment to teach men about why they shouldn’t be superficial. And they did it in the cuntiest way possible. Watch:

There she is. The most self-centered narcissist to ever live. Loved the looks these poor thirsty dudes had when they realized they’d taken time out of their busy lives to be lectured by a bootleg model who thinks she’s more virtuous than them.

This guy who got duped has a great Twitter thread on it if you’re interested:

First of all, this skank tank has less than 8,000 IG followers, and probably had less than that before this “experiment.” She was less known than Maude to put that in perspective. I think we have like 5,000 IG followers and I don’t think we’ve even posted on IG since January, because IG is a stupid waste of time. So in other words, she did this for attention. And she got it.

But how do you even make money with a few thousand followers on IG? Oh right, you don’t. She’s just an unemployed trust fund baby with way too much free time who doesn’t mind inconveniencing strangers to teach them about how vain they are.

And that’s the most fucked up part about this “experiment.” She is “teaching” them about how superficial they are. As if this twenty something IG model has a more enlightened world view from the rest of us, and we all just needed her to show us the light. Fuck her.

Shout out to this dude right here:

He was the only mofo in that crowd to have the balls to not play along in her stupid game. This vapid cunt would’ve really thought that all these dudes, who seemed like decent guys just trying to find love, wouldn’t mind having their time wasted like this if he didn’t speak up.

And what did he get for that? The shit kicked out of him by her body guards:

When I saw that video I really lost it. What right do these goons have to put their hands on someone like this for speaking his mind in a public park, and directing his rightful anger towards a self absorbed twat who thought her time was more valuable than theirs?

Where’s the black lives matter folks at? Imagine a cop, with the actual authority of the law behind him, did this to a 23 year old back guy in New York City? These goons have no authority to assault people in a public park who are speaking freely. I hope he sues the ever loving shit out of them all.

I would go so far to say he should’ve been well within his rights to shoot those wannabe secret service rejects. He can’t physically fight them, he was not the aggressor, and he should have the right to defend himself. Why should he be assaulted in a public place for speaking freely? There’s nothing I hate more than a reject in a suit who thinks they have law enforcement powers because they get paid minimum wage to be “security.”

The guy’s name is Vashon Watson. We’d love to have him on Turtleboy Live tomorrow night, but it appears as if he does not have Facebook. We would reach out to him on Twitter, but as you know we’re all permanently banned from Twitter. So if you wanna reach out to him on our behalf, here’s his Twitter. Tell him to email

Oh yea, and here’s another thing – she was getting paid for this, and they weren’t.

Some of those dudes might’ve lost a day’s pay because they believe in love and were hoping to find someone. Dating is a pain in the ass as it is. Now we have this coochswab humiliating and demeaning them too.

At one point towards the end when the crowd started turning on her she said this:

“Isn’t it petty to judge people on silly things like looks? Look at how angry they are!!”

Bitch, they’re mad that you wasted their time, not because you pretended to be a superficial cock gobbler who doesn’t take less than 6 inches in her penis fly trap.

And what was she trying to prove anyway? That superficiality is bad? We all have preferences. Some dudes like fat chicks. Some like getting spanked. Some chicks sign up to be slaves for a creepy realtor in Shrewsbury. Who cares if you let your preferences be known before hand? If you have a problem with the superficiality behind Tinder then don’t use it. All I know is, it seems be the greatest tool for getting laid ever created. Some of my friends who are sexual camels are all of a sudden going on dates when we take road trips now.

What’s even more pathetic are the guys who actually participated in her Hunger Games experiment to win a pity date with her….

That right there is everything you need to know about the weakness of men. They have no problem degrading themselves for pussy.

Of course she was just the bait. The real asshole is this cock biscuit:

Rob Bliss is some sort of videographer. Twitter gave him a blue checkmark so he thinks he’s Ken Burns now. Here’s his Facebook page, which you should definitely NOT mass report for pornography and fill with angry comments until he blocks you. Once again, he has less followers than our 31st string Facebook page, showing just how irrelevant he was before and after this experiment was conducted.

This was how he rationalized the “experiment”

“It’s kind of become socially acceptable to like disqualify people and say, like, you have to be X height, you have to work X job,” he said, comparing it to Aponte’s own disqualifying list for the potential suitors. “This project proved that doesn’t matter at the end of the day.”

Yes, it SHOULD be socially acceptable to disqualify people who have physical attributes that can’t make you orgasm. It SHOULD be socially acceptable to look for a partner in a specific line of work, because it’s easier to connect with someone who has similar career paths. It SHOULD be acceptable for a woman who is 5’10” to not want to date a guy who is shorter than her. It SHOULD be acceptable for people who value fitness to have a strict policy of no fupa allowed. Your project proved absolutely nothing that we didn’t already know. And the narcissism it takes to believe that it’s your job to teach these people that is unparalleled.

Of course they were rewarded for what they did by getting featured on Good Morning America. Think about what would happen if a man did this to 100 women. Do you think they’d be praised for their wokeness and appear on ABC? Nope. They’d be toxic masculinity in action. And of course she’s playing the victim now too because people are rightfully calling her out for being the disgusting pig that she is:

“I’m taking all of the hits right now, but I don’t mind that,” she said. “Because I know who I am and I’m secure in myself.

“It’s funny cause a lot of the negative [comments] that I’m getting, from these guys, are still in my inbox trying to date me,” she added.

I’ve never blogged about someone I wanted to get by a mack truck more than her.

Bitch, you’re not even hot:

You’re a Haverhill 6 at most.

And yes, I’m sure there are some guys trying to get in your DMs. That’s because some men are pathetic and will fuck anything that walks, and some things that don’t. The only thing you proved with your experiment is that a small fraction of guys will compete against once another for the right to go on a pity date with the most basic bitch who has ever lived, if they think there’s pussy at the end of the rainbow.

22 Comment(s)
  • Kim Un Jong
    August 25, 2018 at 4:32 pm

    What’s the Nation of Islam looking thugs doing? I’d hope that guy that was pushed around leaves that pencil neck Bliss with a few less teeth at some point

    • esrtgsre
      August 29, 2018 at 11:48 pm

      what is nation of islam has anything to do with this dumba**

  • CozyMalignantTumor
    August 25, 2018 at 10:44 am

    Jesus, will you PLEASE clean up this site’s layout a bit? You’re stuck in fucking Geocites circa 2002 and my adblocker has already ticked off over a hundred fucking ads in a few seconds.

  • wtf
    August 25, 2018 at 8:35 am

    Jezzus f’in christ. What a shit show bag of narcissistic assholes. Natasha is a vapid gash who think she’s hot but she’s a dumpster hard 5. Hopefully the Vashon guy hits pay dirt. I thought that little puke David Hogg had a puncheable face until I saw the hipster homo Robert Bliss. Posing like Adonis in every cringe worthy pic dressed in this Falls fashion ensemble of hummus brown and Greek olive green. Any “guy”that stuck around hoping for some punta after being scammed, turn in your soy boy card immediately.

  • Rockets Redglare
    August 25, 2018 at 7:01 am

    The saddest part to me was when she told them if their dick was less then 6 inches to leave. And they did! Must be into humiliation. Of course she picked Mandingo for her date because size matters…

  • 2wEntEe
    August 25, 2018 at 6:32 am

    Why did she hire all black guys for her untrained security team?
    Like the blackest of black.

    Because they’re more intimidating? Sooo superficial

  • Mom’s Basement
    August 24, 2018 at 9:02 pm

    I’d bang her at her place if she took me out first 

  • Eduardo
    August 24, 2018 at 8:50 pm

    I banged that chick hard under the canopy across from Kelly’s on revere beach. Nothing special droopy hooters for a young wench

  • Judge dread
    August 24, 2018 at 8:18 pm

    To lay a trap as she says means I’m gonna fuck like the world is ending

  • Judge dread
    August 24, 2018 at 8:01 pm

    All of these people involved are idiots.

  • 2wEntEe
    August 24, 2018 at 7:55 pm

    Sounds like David Hoggs kind of girl

    • Kim Un Jong
      August 25, 2018 at 4:35 pm

      I will need to get my nuke program back on schedule and do the US a favor by nuking NYC

  • Losers looking for fame
    August 24, 2018 at 6:10 pm

    Those new Chinese love dolls with motors are a better investment, years of service, no drama.

    How about a “social experiment” where her and the fag videographer are sold into sex slavery in Albania.

    • Hughbo Mont
      August 25, 2018 at 6:57 am

      Or do the experiment in Baghdad and see what happens when 100 male muslims find out they were duped by a woman. LOL Choo choo…

      • Kim Un Jong
        August 25, 2018 at 4:37 pm

        Stick the 5/10 bitch on a bus full of Indians in Calcutta

  • z
    August 24, 2018 at 5:15 pm

    So, to prove they are superficial, they go on a web site where superficiality is the point?

    Congrats, you sure proved something.
    I have no idea what, but something.
    I guess a woman signing up and using Tinder isn’t superficial.
    Dumb bitch doesn’t realize that the users of the web site (like all social media) are the product
    for everyone else on the same web site.

    Her next big revelation will be she will do porn then bitch about being treated like a piece of meat.
    Again, it’s kind of the point.

  • Wabbitt
    August 24, 2018 at 5:05 pm

    Less than 8000 followers? I follow chubby cosplayers with more IG followers than that. Which means she’s such an utter waste of skin that she isn’t even an effective thot.

  • Captain Trips
    Rico Suave
    August 24, 2018 at 5:02 pm

    Ahh…..She thinks she’s hot. She’s your basic Latino. I see better looking ones on Park St in Hartford every day

    • Wabbitt
      August 24, 2018 at 5:06 pm

      Princesza is still the more attractive Aponte.

      • Rochambeau
        August 24, 2018 at 5:28 pm

        Princesza Aponte is the best Aponte.

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        August 24, 2018 at 5:58 pm

        Ah yes, Princesza Aponte – I hope she gets arrested again soon so I can see some more photos of her!

        “The Queen of my Ghetto Dreams”

  • Uncle Randy
    August 24, 2018 at 4:52 pm

    Do we get to see her boobs?

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