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Turtleboy Live is normally an hour long show. But this was not a normal week at Turtleboy Sports. This was an old school Turtleboy week. A week filled with ratchetry, threats, Internet lawsuits, and scam artists exposed galore. Plus, it’s Bret’s birthday and Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae (who isn’t real according to many butthurts) was on, so it was a recipe for a legendary episode of Turtleboy Live. The audience was double the size of previous weeks on Clarence Woods Emerson’s Facebook page, which you all should be following here. Turtle riders were ready for a show, and boy did they get one. We spoke directly to the daughter of guy who went to jail for his role in stabbing Paul Pierce after she sent us threatening messages right before the show. We also spoke with the Woonsocket Crotch Rocket for redemption hour. However, Mark Prince, after all his talk, was too cowardly to show up and defend himself. Sad.

It was our biggest audience since our main page went down in November. We had more turtle riders on the site this week then when we had 112,000 Facebook followers. You cannot stop people from riding the turtle. It’s impossible. They crave hot takes and real news WAYYY too much. If you missed it we got you covered on Facebook, iTunes, and SoundCloud. Follow the Turtle wherever we go.