Must Listen: Step-Dad Of Dead Amesbury Teen Threatens To Murder Me, Wishes Death On My Kids, Says His Daughter Was Attractive, Lies Several Times


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We called up the “grieving” stepfather of Chloe Ricard, the 13 year old Amesbury girl who ran away from home on Sunday, was never reported missing, and was dropped off dead by a man in his late 40’s at a hospital in Lawrence. Let’s just say, the 45 minute conversation we had with him is one of the most eye opening and self-incriminating pieces of audio you will ever hear. Even Bret was speechless. This man is an animal. And I fully understand why Chloe wanted to run away from that house. That poor, poor girl never stood a chance. This man should be locked away for eternity. He comes on around the 40 minute mark. We also discussed the Peabody Momma Meatflaps who lied to the police about her 9 year old son being kidnapped, and how stupid you would’ve had to have been to believe her in the first place.

Stop what you’re doing and forward this blog to every Boston media outlet, the State Police, the Amesbury Police, and DCF. That was the most incriminating interview in the history of media.

Here are some highlights:

  • He laughs throughout most of the phone call. This is a man whose 13 year old stepdaughter just died, and he LAUGHED over and over again throughout the video.
  • He sounds like he’s trying out to be a WWE commentator throughout most of the call.
  • He wished death upon my kids several times. “I hope to God it happens to you.”
  • He lied about her running away from his abusive household. “She didn’t run away. My wife drover her to her friend’s house.” Every media outlet has reported that they claimed that the daughter ran away. Later on he asked me how I would prevent my daughter from leaving the house, which seems to indicate that his step-daughter left the house, she wasn’t driven to a friend’s house.
  • He calls me a faggot numerous times and threatened to shit down my throat
  • He invited me to his house 31 times
  • He asked me questions a bunch of times and answered them for me
  • Threatened to kill me a couple times. “I’ll smash your fucking teeth down your throat mother fucker”
  • He asked me if my kids were attractive. “Are your kids pretty, are they beautiful?”
  • He attempted to rationalize why his daughter hangs out with older men, “Just so you know, my daughter was 13, but she looked 18.”
  • At one point I said “Bret is off his leash,” and he thought I was saying “Red Sox,” so he called me a pussy for like a “pussy sport” and asked me, “why don’t you watch hockey you little faggot? Ya know why? Because hockey’s a man’s sport!!”
  • He asked me what I would do if my kids didn’t listen to me, hoping that I would cosign that it’s OK to beat disobedient children. “What are you gonna do if your daughter doesn’t listen to you? Are you gonna beat her ass?”
  • He told me he was a great guy. “I’m the best person you’ll ever meet in your life”
  • Put his son Nick on who also threatened me. “I skin fuck guys like you.”
  • He accused me of jerking off to magazines all day
  • We asked him several times if he sexually assaulted Chloe. He doesn’t answer and actually laughs out loud.
  • He lectured me about my lack of morals several times and suggested that I read the Bible. Being lectured about morality by a guy who was so abusive that his step daughter ran to Lawrence to hang out with junkies might be the low point of my life thus far.
  • It’s clear to any reasonable person after listening to that that this man was abusive, Chloe was scared of him, and that’s why she ran away. She chose getting high with junkies in Lawrence over being around this animal.

If she was dropped off at a friend’s house then how did she end up with junkies in Lawrence? Why was he posting Bruins memes while she was missing? Why was he posting about sexy Boston accents after finding out she was dead?

Simple – he’s a monster. An absolute monster who is being treated with kid gloves by the mainstream media. He’s being portrayed as a victim, and a loving and caring father. Just watch the way Fox 25 News handles him, listen to the softball questions they ask, and compare him in this interview to our’s:

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65 Comment(s)
  • Jarod Lavigne
    May 29, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    Another white trash responsible parent in shit massachusetts his son skin fucks ppl and he cares more about hitting the pipe and watching the bruins then his kids

  • Shelly Parker
    May 28, 2019 at 12:37 pm


  • You Got Eeeem
    May 27, 2019 at 9:04 am

  • Inspector Cluesowhat
    May 26, 2019 at 11:00 pm

    The jolly giant mom said something cryptic on TV about the “state” . It was like a two second comment. Just watch all this shit to come out about some ginormous DCF pooch screwing.

  • Frank Rizzo
    May 26, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    Hey Brett, UT or whatever you liked to be called, you and that fukkin momo brett are just as ratchet as the fools you try to humiliate. But this may be the greatest piece of ratchetry ever recorded. You two sound just as stupid as the asshole you called, all three of you trying to out ratchet each other. You guys are amusing but you can SUK MY BALLZ …..FRANK FUKKIN” RIZZO

    • Bret
      May 28, 2019 at 9:46 am

      So you want me and Unk to suck your balls?
      I don’t ride that bike
      Frump Rathole, but do you bitchboy!
      Pretty amusing you don’t realize we’re two different people though.
      Try Harder pocketpussy

    • Cry about it
      May 29, 2019 at 2:00 pm

      No one forces you to read the articles or listen to their podcasts, right? Or am I missing something here and you have a mean little fairy in your home that ties you down and forces you to come on this site???

      Unfortunately they ask the questions that no one else has balls enough to ask.

      As for someone who knows the family the sad reality is that Unc and Bret are 100% correct on their assumptions.
      Therefor, they must not suck as much as your Opinions claim.

      Opinion and fact are two totally different things. Here’s an example
      Opinion: you seem like a complete loser with nothing better to do than read articles and post constantly instead of ignoring the site and going out to get pussy instead..

      Fact: Your comments prove you to be a huge twat waffle and you carry yourself in a manner that is about as immature as a 12 year old middle school child.

  • Wally the Green Monster
    May 26, 2019 at 6:55 pm

    Earth to Nick, take it from me, any one of the Red Sox could kick your ass. Hell, even I could.

  • Fat boy is pissed bcuz its true haha
    May 26, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    Nick, listen stop your lying because you want a place to stay.

    Why don’t you do right by your sister instead of covering for this toxic waste dump Brian. Let him run off into sunset with Jamie. Both her and her mother linda have admitted it.. your sister admitted it and laughed at your mom for staying with his nasty ass.
    You’re grown, right?

    It goes like this
    My child whos 15 didn’t want to go to school. Okay. So, i filed a cra and her probation officer, her dcf worker, and myself put the hammer down.
    I don’t have to beat her like step dad of the year did with you and Chloe. NO. All I had to do is be firm and be a damn parent.
    My kid is home on school nights.
    My kid contacts me every hour on the hour when not home after school and weekends.
    And if my children choose to sleep at friends houses than i PERSONALLY speak to parents. Not children.

    You bunch of gutter trash section 8 ignorant fucks give Amesbury a bad name.

    Mark my words, an investigation of neglect and abuse is indeed being completed. Because even the supervisor of Dcf (not dss, wonder dad) knows that she would be alive right now if it weren’t for the child endangerment that has taken place.

    You’re not anymore a victim than your wife, the wonder mom.
    Nothing but 2 damn jokes.

    How can you laugh so soon after your step daughter dying?? Or is it daughter, you seem to call her daughter when it benefits your stank ass.

    My kid has been in your home and its filthy. No meals are cooked and no love is shared. Ya fucking loser.
    Nick sells pills to kids and both of your kids have had coke in their system on a regular basis.

    Waste of oxygen.

    Trust y’all will be drug tested. All three of you fools. Let’s see who clears what, when, and how.

    • Shelby
      May 27, 2019 at 8:35 am

      For real kid, your sister is dead. She is never coming back. Maybe it hasn’t sunk in for you, it is something that can take a while to really understand. You won’t ever see her smile again. She won’t get married and ever become a mother. She won’t go to prom or get her license. So much has been taken from her, and there is a reason why this happened. Your sister is gone forever. Please love her enough to speak up. For the love of god, please do what a brother is suppose to for his sister. Nick you know so much and your probably scared to speak, I bet Chloe was scared too, especially when she was dying alone and getting thrown out onto the hospitals ground. God that poor baby. She never had a chance. 13. 13 years old and gone. Be her brother. This is the last chance you have to right by her.

      • Wish Nick would honor her
        May 29, 2019 at 2:18 pm

        It truly baffles me as to what is going on in Nicks head. I mean, I get that he is autistic and needs a place to live. But, at the end of the day blood is thicker than water. So I thought??

        Both Nick and Chloe were close. Just as she and Kyle were. Unfortunately mom sucked so bad that those kids only had each other.
        I can somewhat understand that Nick doesn’t want to betray his mother and at the end of the day he just wants her to be happy.

        However his baby sister didn’t just get raped or attacked. She was instead put into a scary situation in which she died. Her little heart couldnt stand the amount of cocaine in her system and it gave up.
        I pray to god that she didn’t suffer. Just thinking about her suffering hurts my heart greatly. No child should have to go through what she went through. She was crying out for help and for attention. Yet everyone failed her from her parents to siblings to department workers.

        2 detox programs later. Her mother knew she had a drug problem deeper than pot. Yet she was still allowed to go out whenever she wanted to where ever.
        Know why??? Because A. Big momma didn’t want to be bothered and B. Big momma knew Chloe was safer gone than home where her husband could scream in her face and hit her.

        I wish I had known of the physical abuse and neglect before she died because you bet your ass I would have filed a 51A against those two scumbags.

        Would be nice to see both Kyle and Nick do right by their sister. And open up about the abuse that she endured in that home.
        To bring attention to how dcf overlooked her claims and believed big momma and douche Brian when they said she was sad over father dying and too messed up on drugs.

        Nick is too busy threatening to beat the shit out of or shoot the other teen girl involved. He is blinded with hatred and maybe self guilt. I haven’t seen him cry nor heard of him cry. Everyone is saying he’s too angry and he seemed it all the times that I’ve seen him.

        But Nick… remember this.. your sister willingly went to this guy probably multiple times where she also lied about her age. Just like she usually did.
        Had she had a normal father figure and not an abusive one she wouldn’t have turned to drugs and guys. IM NOT SAYING SHES AT FAULT. As a child who was abused and ignored her parents are at fault. The minute your mother gave birth she promised to protect that little girl. But, she didn’t.
        Your mad at the wrong person, dawg. Smarten up and do right by her. You know for a FACT she would want you to open up and speak up so that the next little Chloe doesn’t go down the same damn way. Use your heart. Plenty of people will help you out and take you in. You won’t be homeless and you won’t be abused any longer by Brian!

  • Cuz They're White
    May 26, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    This is only a story because they are white.
    This is an every day occurrence in black and hispanic communities but it’s never a story because we expect and accept this sort of behavior from them.

    • Their Culture
      May 26, 2019 at 7:06 pm

      Thats because they were misclassified as human when we know otherwise. You gotta embrace their culture.

  • Noelle (from original post )
    May 26, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    I mean at least the hole world can now hear how they make no sense…. so sad to chloe… I hope they get charged with these threats and for child neglect … I may have an interview done.. not sure yet .. they pretty much show what i say … RIP CHLOE MAY<3 I MISS YOU AND I LOVE YOU<3 IM SO SORRY THIS HAPPENED TO YOU </3

    • It’s whole...not hole. Just saying :)
      May 27, 2019 at 8:41 am

      I’m so sorry for your loss and she is lucky to have had you in her life.

    • Kim Wescott
      May 27, 2019 at 5:39 pm

      This must have been absolutely devastating for you. I am sorry you we’re forced to endure such a tragedy at such a young age.

      If you are able, and I understand if you are not. Grief is a terrible thing. But if you can, in death as well as you. did in life, please stand up for your friend. Tell her story.

      Parents are crying crocodile tears, and so much sympathy, to the mainstream media. Disgusting. Collecting tens of thousands of dollars via at least two go fund me’s. More interested in attending a Bruins playoff game than finding out who did this, and seeking justice, and planning her funeral. Step father comes on to Turtleboy saying his step daughter was ‘hot’ and ‘beautiful.’ What am absolute lowlife. And prick

      I can’t even imagine the horrors this 13 year old endured. It had to be awful at home for her to take up with a 47 year old who likely supplied her with drugs and took whatever he wanted from her.

      As I write this, I’m crying for the second day for this poor little girl who never stood a chance. Thank you for caring, and being a friend to her.

      I totally understand if you can’t, Noelle, but I hope and pray that you can muster the strength and courage to stand up for your friend, in death as you did in life.

      You never know….if this poor girl had had more friends like you, she maybe could have been saved.

      Main stream media will not post your story because it doesn’t fit their agenda. But
      Turtleboysports.com will, and will send it to MSM, who may expose it, if they deem it newsworthy, and it fits the agenda.

      But TurtleboySports has many loyal followers who will continually hound MSM until they report on it.

      Thank you again for supporting this young girl who seemingly never stood a chance with her asshole mother and abusive stepfather.

      Crying again. NO child should have to endure this.

    • Mal
      May 28, 2019 at 12:57 pm

      Noelle, you poor thing I’m so sorry you had to endure seeing this happen to your friend. But she needs you now more than ever. Please be her voice and speak the truth about what happened. The world is listening. This is your moment, and Chloe is depending on you

  • Grim Reefer
    May 26, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    Not to piss on the Bruins, but I kinda hope they lose, at least a game Boy Brian attends, just to see his corpulent mass get seethingly upset. Maybe Mr. Coronary will pay him a visit.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    May 26, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    fucking douche chills listening to this. Step dad’s story kept changing and his descriptions of her say it all.This poor fucking girl never had a chance with those people in her life.

  • Kim Wescott
    May 26, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    Did any msm pick up on this? Quite a few were contacted and given the link for the blog. Just wondering if there has been any response at all. Or just crickets.

  • Jon Tudor
    May 26, 2019 at 3:31 pm

    …typical Bruins fan.

  • Francis Sidebottom
    May 26, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    If you called me up for any reason you would regret it but if you called me after my 13 year old died like his did there are no words to describe the events to follow , but saying that the events to follow would be legal and i would end up owning everything that was yours previously

    • Kim Wescott
      May 26, 2019 at 4:32 pm

      Haven’t seen you for awhile, as…e. And I can’t say I’ve missed you.

      Go hide under your rock again, and give us a little bit of peace.

      Was it wrong for the msm to contact them?

    • Faxpayer
      May 26, 2019 at 7:12 pm

      take your thumb. then stuff it into your sister’s bum. you little fart spore.

  • What Would You Do.
    May 26, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    I am the best person. She wasnt even my daughter dude you are a shitbag. I want to go to the Bruins Dude. She didnt run away you misinterpret what I say my wife drove her. people like you are a shitbag come to my nasty house right now ha ha ha dude dude. Let me put my stepson on the phone while I have my hand on his throat. He will tell the truth or else ha ha ha
    My daughtet was 13 going on 30 your honor. She was real hot. WHAT?

    • To Catch A Predator
      May 26, 2019 at 7:13 pm

      John Quinones from ABC should set up shop at Fat Boys house and bust out his famous line What Would You Do? You say you love your hot stepdaughter but then didnt go find her. What kind of man are you? Why didnt the super rotund mom take action. WHAT WOULD YOU DO

  • capone181
    Total Mayhem
    May 26, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    Nice of the step father to check in on turtleboy sports.

    The most prestigious hub of intellectual activity in America.

    Now, hopefully someone will deposit him in some type of home…

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 26, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    This guy didn’t give a shit about her. And I’m betting the farm that he was raping her.

    I couldn’t stay anywhere overnight at 13. My parents wouldn’t have it.

    With parents like that, no wonder she was popping a 47 year old for free drugs at 13 years of age.

    This guy needs to be euthanized.

  • Conan the Grammarian
    May 26, 2019 at 11:24 am

    Brian Dolan, like many TBS subjects and adjuncts, is a master of Facebook sentagraphology. As Count Floyd used to say, “Verrrry Scarrrry!”

  • Crotch Fruit Hater
    May 26, 2019 at 10:49 am

    Shouldn’t this say “dead Amesbury crotch fruit?”

    • Crotchfruit Lover
      May 26, 2019 at 1:37 pm

      Gotta admit that’s a bit harsh…

    • Kim Wescott
      May 26, 2019 at 4:28 pm

      You are almost as bad as the stepfather.

      Go F yourself.

      • reformed shitposter
        May 26, 2019 at 6:11 pm

        may the love of and that she was in a christ our lord enter your otherwise barren heart.
        I’ve heard people say this fat slob was playing hide the pickle with the step daughter and that she was in a motherly way. wassup

        • reformed shitposter
          May 26, 2019 at 6:18 pm

          may the love of jesus christ our lord enter your otherwise barren heart.
          I’ve heard people say this fat slob was playing hide the pickle with the step daughter and that she was in a motherly way. wassup

          • fearis4fags
            May 27, 2019 at 11:32 am

            your fear has been the cause of all of your problems. it is very difficult to live with yourself when you’re that scared of everybody.

  • Shelby
    May 26, 2019 at 9:57 am

    This man is easily the biggest piece of shit ever. The way he talks about this little girl. I’m sorry, I would put money on it that he looked at her inappropriately and god forgive me but I wouldn’t even put it past him to have touched her. I know it’s not okay to just assume things, but I can’t help but think this way after listening to the things he said. From what I’ve read he sleeps with a neighbor( Jamie ) and as long as big mama has her pills ( kpins ) she don’t give a shit what goes on. When I first heard her speak I knew right away she was on some sort of benzo, I seen it with my brother years ago. Chloe never stood a chance from the way it sounds. God bless her. I hope now, she is with her REAL FATHER in heaven. Probably the only parent who truly loved her, which is why she never got over his death. To think about going to a Bruins game because “you deserve to” because your child died and your grieving. Is disgusting! She is gone because you didn’t give a shit about her. And that gofundme speaks a million things in itself about both of you! I wish this child could have been saved. God Bless this little girl and may she Rest In Peace

  • mimi78
    No faith in humanity
    May 26, 2019 at 9:00 am

    It’s been going around that she was pregnant. There is also a picture that shows her cradling her belly too. If so who was the father? Maybe they’re relieved she is gone so none of their families dark secrets come out. Those parents are why society is turning to shit. He claimed to be strict and discipline her than why was she free to do what she wanted? Those “parents” need to be charged with something.

    • Love your kids more than yourself.
      May 27, 2019 at 8:49 am

      would that make it double murder? Not sure how far a woman has to be in order to charge someone for killing her and the fetus. This whole story is so damn heartbreaking.

  • Dick Move
    May 26, 2019 at 8:50 am

    Yes this guy proved himself to be a scumbag but YOU called him. Isn’t that some form of harassment?
    I mean I don’t know who the fuck you think you are calling a dead girls parents?
    Get it thru your head dummy you’re NOT a real journalist. You’re just an angry, nosy weasel of a man who started a blog and likes to create controversy.

    • Linda
      May 26, 2019 at 9:00 am

      Calling someone for the “real” story is not harassment. You can show up on someone’s doorstep and ask them anything you want, you can phone them, you can email them. YOU are a dumbass.
      He wasn’t her “parent”. He was her step-dad and apparently treated the girl like crap, and as a step-dad you don’t get to bang the Mom then all of sudden become the owner of the kid and treat them like crap. F’in macho rednecks think they own women and girls. They need a swift kick to the balls.
      Most of what I read on TB is more REAL journalism than the daily newspaper rags that are good for nothing except lining bird cages and wiping your ass on a camp out. All newspaper news is already 2 days old.

    • Just saying
      May 26, 2019 at 9:11 am

      They were during their show when he sent them a mesg. He made first contact.

    • itsjustme
      May 26, 2019 at 9:21 am

      If that were true than telemarketing would be illegal.

    • Joe Luke
      May 26, 2019 at 9:58 am

      Why comment when you came with an agenda to attack TB? Making excuses for bad people. I really dislike sneaks like you.

    • Dick Move
      May 26, 2019 at 10:12 am

      I don’t expect everyone to like my point of view.
      If you think calling the family of a dead Teenage girl before her body is even cold and in the ground is in good taste then good for you.
      I’m pretty sure the Police are already taking a very close look into this family but hey, I could be wrong.
      The loss of any young person is a tragedy and I believe calling even the shitty stepfather a couple days after she died for ‘Click views’ is a dick move.

      • Kim Wescott
        May 26, 2019 at 4:23 pm

        Yeah, he didn’t even know where or when her funeral would be.

        But I’m sure it’ll be a lovely service….we know he’s gotten at least $10,000 from two different GoFundMe’s. How much of that do you suppose will go towards her final arrangements?

        Go troll somewhere else.

      • z
        May 26, 2019 at 4:30 pm

        A simple “Go fuck yourself” politely said or don’t answer at all would work.

        The Bill Bellichick method of answering or not answering questions.
        People already think you are dick so what difference does it make if you are rude?

        Never explain unless it is in court. Every answer to a question results in more questions.

    • Kim Wescott
      May 26, 2019 at 4:18 pm

      Did the ‘grieving’ step father sound the least bit sad? Any sign of heartbreak? Any kind thing to say about this poor girl?

      Absolutely not. Zip, zero, nada.

      When I lost my husband, I couldn’t even speak for a long time. I was in a daze. Totally incapable of anger. Overwhelmed with sadness. I believe losing a 13 year old child would be worse. I’m not sure I would ever recover.

      He did talk about beating her ass, though, because that was the only way of disciplining her. Was she rebellious? Probably. Would you be if you lived with this animal?

      That was the ranting of a maniac, and I can’t even get it out of my mind.

      Her older brother showed no signs of grief either. This poor, poor girl. Abused. No one giving a damn about her, except a 47 year old junkie from Lawrence who only paid attention to this 13 year old girl for what he could get from her.

      I feel a little bad for his wife. If he abused his 13 going on 19, HOT, beautiful stepdaughter like this, how do you suppose he treats his wife, who is neither hot nor beautiful?

      And for you, if you, don’t like TB, get off the f’n blog. No one is forcing you to read it.

      P.S. what is your IP address?

  • Natasha
    May 26, 2019 at 8:08 am

    100 (100 emoji) % was raping this girl. “She was more than hot; she was BEAUTIFUL!” So creepy.

    • SMH
      Naturally she had no respect for "parents"
      May 27, 2019 at 2:51 am

      Maybe he just perved on her every day as she walked to/from the shower from her room.

  • bigdaddy
    May 26, 2019 at 7:35 am

    Once again it shows the local media the media doesn’t even try any more . Some questions they will never ask Was DCF involved with this family ? The drug dealer arrested- immigration status , I wouldn’t expect hold it Healey to care unless she can find a way to blame Trump

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    May 26, 2019 at 6:13 am

    Him and the Cuntopotamus scummy-mummy are clearly guilty of child cruelty and neglect.
    His evasive responses to straight questions are ringing massive alarm bells on sexual abuse as well.
    Get this recording sent to law enforcement.
    Least of all they drove this poor child into making stupid decisions and then failed to protect her or even go looking for her or report her missing which directly contributed to her death.

    A pair of absolutely vile cunts.

  • I’m not saying it was aliens
    May 26, 2019 at 6:12 am

    Early on when you ask him about his Facebook post on Monday morning at 10am. He quiets down a second and says “you know why? Cause by that point I knew she was dead” like he was keying you in on something he just knew in his heart. But then got belligerent again right quick. Wtf is that? You knew she was dead Monday morning ?

  • Dalton
    May 26, 2019 at 5:59 am

    The homosexual son must have watched Roadhouse ond too many times. I used to fuck guys like you in prison.

  • Taxpayer
    May 26, 2019 at 2:53 am

    Probably not this guy, but I always wondered what if one day someone confronted you in person. I hope not, because all you’re doing is using your first amendment. But I’ve seen it numerous times on YouTube and other sites. Some person who says things on the internet about others gets confronted, and either punked on camera, made to plead for mercy or maybe just straight up run away, like not beat up but made to look squirmish and effeminate, which is worse than losing a fight as a male in my opinion. My guess is you’d probably call the cops for protection or make some case for how what you’re doing is your right. I don’t see you as the kind of person that would engage in a fight. I mean, yeah you did go to that Worcester publication, but you also had a camera on, so at worse maybe you intended on giving that guy a piece of your mind. Which was fairly lame either way. Luckily though, most of the people you blog about are too mentally incompetent or poor or shameless to even do anything lol. This guy is all tough guy nonsense though, he’s threatening you, which is usually what people who won’t do anything do. So in this case, you’re probably alright. I just hope I don’t see Uncle TB on Worldstar one day lol because of one of these blogs, being assaulted with by a DCF welfare mother or something lol. Crazy world out there though, you got some cohanas to do what you do

    • Faxpayer
      May 26, 2019 at 2:38 pm

      Try not to get too caught up on your knowledge of combat psychology. You told more about yourself in that post than you realize. Way more. Scaredy cat.

      • Taxpayer
        May 27, 2019 at 11:44 pm

        I don’t understand the thumbs ratio or animosity. I’m just saying, Uncle TB seems like more of an intellectual and thinker than a fighter. No shame in that. Im just saying if I had to choose I’d say he calls the police, or tries to talk it out. And, I don’t wish that on Uncle TB. Also, this stepfather guy seems like a child molesting piece of shit that needs a good beating. He seems like the kind of guy that bullies women and smaller people. But whatever. I digress.

        • Faxpayer
          May 28, 2019 at 1:56 pm

          No. You talked shit every step of the way pisshead. You said that you spend your time thinking about turtleboy getting a beating for a blog, watching videos of bloggers being confronted, and mulling over which subject of his blog would be apt to take an illegal action against him. You’re a scared person. I promise that you take depression medication. And you have every right to be depressed. Halloween must scare the dogcum out of you…

  • X2
    May 26, 2019 at 2:10 am

    Just hit tough tits. Not to be a tool but I didn’t know I had daddy issues until I heard him.
    Just kidding, I knew. But shit this is terrifying. I’m literally shook.
    That poor girl must’ve been so scared all the time. God knows the extent.

    Holy shit. This guy is a monster. Do you smell the rock that he is cookin’?

  • Ginger Ninja
    May 26, 2019 at 2:00 am

    Guy, when you do your best mafia voice and spit the flow of the post by moldy pumpkin spice –

    I hear notes of myself when I order a triple soy pumpkin spice mixed with notes of me blackout doing karaoke at Hong Kong in 09. (Get Low. ‘Little’ Jon)

    I also hear that you definitely could do a spot on Q-Tip from A Tribe Called Quest. Kudos!
    *file under things I consider compliments

  • Jeff J
    May 26, 2019 at 1:41 am

    HOLY F’ING COW…..Just listened to the “interview” with the incredibly sane and stable Mr Dolan. That man is on some SERIOUS SERIOUS drugs. You can tell by the way he acts. He is definitely not normal nor clear headed.

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    May 26, 2019 at 12:49 am

    Just listening to him on WBZ pinged my Cop radar–and I’m not a cop!

    Love how the Dr. Feelgood is being called “a Lawrence man”. Any word on his immigration status?

    I suspect that this rancid story just gets more disgusting the deeper it is looked at.

  • Natasha
    May 26, 2019 at 12:42 am

    The mom isn’t getting enough credit for her daughter’s death. Did you guys watch that video of her? FAKE TEARS

  • Lauren Flattery
    May 26, 2019 at 12:36 am

    was this done on Facebook and not YouTube? I missed it cuz i got rid of my Facebook account.

    • Fuck off
      May 26, 2019 at 5:16 pm

      One reason I miss Facebook is because I miss being able to watch the shit shows they post about on this page. Just glad I can watch it here!

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