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We called up the “grieving” stepfather of Chloe Ricard, the 13 year old Amesbury girl who ran away from home on Sunday, was never reported missing, and was dropped off dead by a man in his late 40’s at a hospital in Lawrence. Let’s just say, the 45 minute conversation we had with him is one of the most eye opening and self-incriminating pieces of audio you will ever hear. Even Bret was speechless. This man is an animal. And I fully understand why Chloe wanted to run away from that house. That poor, poor girl never stood a chance. This man should be locked away for eternity. He comes on around the 40 minute mark. We also discussed the Peabody Momma Meatflaps who lied to the police about her 9 year old son being kidnapped, and how stupid you would’ve had to have been to believe her in the first place.
Stop what you’re doing and forward this blog to every Boston media outlet, the State Police, the Amesbury Police, and DCF. That was the most incriminating interview in the history of media.
Here are some highlights:
- He laughs throughout most of the phone call. This is a man whose 13 year old stepdaughter just died, and he LAUGHED over and over again throughout the video.
- He sounds like he’s trying out to be a WWE commentator throughout most of the call.
- He wished death upon my kids several times. “I hope to God it happens to you.”
- He lied about her running away from his abusive household. “She didn’t run away. My wife drover her to her friend’s house.” Every media outlet has reported that they claimed that the daughter ran away. Later on he asked me how I would prevent my daughter from leaving the house, which seems to indicate that his step-daughter left the house, she wasn’t driven to a friend’s house.
- He calls me a faggot numerous times and threatened to shit down my throat
- He invited me to his house 31 times
- He asked me questions a bunch of times and answered them for me
- Threatened to kill me a couple times. “I’ll smash your fucking teeth down your throat mother fucker”
- He asked me if my kids were attractive. “Are your kids pretty, are they beautiful?”
- He attempted to rationalize why his daughter hangs out with older men, “Just so you know, my daughter was 13, but she looked 18.”
- At one point I said “Bret is off his leash,” and he thought I was saying “Red Sox,” so he called me a pussy for like a “pussy sport” and asked me, “why don’t you watch hockey you little faggot? Ya know why? Because hockey’s a man’s sport!!”
- He asked me what I would do if my kids didn’t listen to me, hoping that I would cosign that it’s OK to beat disobedient children. “What are you gonna do if your daughter doesn’t listen to you? Are you gonna beat her ass?”
- He told me he was a great guy. “I’m the best person you’ll ever meet in your life”
- Put his son Nick on who also threatened me. “I skin fuck guys like you.”
- He accused me of jerking off to magazines all day
- We asked him several times if he sexually assaulted Chloe. He doesn’t answer and actually laughs out loud.
- He lectured me about my lack of morals several times and suggested that I read the Bible. Being lectured about morality by a guy who was so abusive that his step daughter ran to Lawrence to hang out with junkies might be the low point of my life thus far.
- It’s clear to any reasonable person after listening to that that this man was abusive, Chloe was scared of him, and that’s why she ran away. She chose getting high with junkies in Lawrence over being around this animal.
If she was dropped off at a friend’s house then how did she end up with junkies in Lawrence? Why was he posting Bruins memes while she was missing? Why was he posting about sexy Boston accents after finding out she was dead?
Simple – he’s a monster. An absolute monster who is being treated with kid gloves by the mainstream media. He’s being portrayed as a victim, and a loving and caring father. Just watch the way Fox 25 News handles him, listen to the softball questions they ask, and compare him in this interview to our’s:
This is why the world needs Turtleboy. We ask the questions that every other “reporter” is too gutless to do. We get to the bottom of issues. If this was left up to the media this guy would get a free pass, but he’s the reason she’s dead.
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