MVTB Ripped Into the “Can’t Touch This Killer” With Uncle TB And Bret Killoran Last Night, Shadow Bans Cannot Stop Us

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Turtleboy pages were all shadowbanned yesterday but that didn’t stop us from having the Turtleboy Live show, because there were just way too many assholes to talk about this week. Merrimack Valley Turtlebae joined up with Uncle Turtleboy and Bret Killoran to discuss the “can’t touch me” killer, jackwagonns threatening turtle riders, ratchet attorneys, Weymouth kiddie porn enthusiasts, and much more.



5 Comment(s)
  • Real_Finn
    May 28, 2018 at 8:08 pm

    lol, Such a huge fan of Bret. 🙂

    Keep shutting down the haters – technical difficulties can and will worked through.

    TBS will *always* expose ratchetry, corruption and crime – nothing can shut that down.

  • Kevin Schmidt
    May 27, 2018 at 9:33 pm

    Worst live show ever. Get the sand outta your vagina jezus Christ this is the first show I’ve had to turn off 5 min in

  • Hanztis
    May 27, 2018 at 9:20 pm

    This site has become overwhelming to me due to the click-bait, ads, and overall difficulty in finding the TB article that was written.


  • Lincolntff
    May 27, 2018 at 5:42 pm

    You do know that you’re only addressing people who DID seek you out? Last year at this time you were berating people for commenting on the blog, because “Everything is Facebook!”. Telling potential visitors, contributors, donors that they’re not welcome because they expect circa-2005 Internet competence is not going to help your cause.

    • Bret
      May 27, 2018 at 9:20 pm

      Then don’t listen…. problem solved
      Tell it walking

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