Napa Residents Share Horror Stories About Dealings With Kylie Kirkpatrick On Turtleboy Live Show  


The final installation (part 7) of the Kylie Kirkpatrick series is set to drop on Wednesday. In the meantime, last night was a really good episode of the Turtleboy Live show because we had 2 guests call in from Napa. They’ve both been personally victimized by Kylie. One is an ASL teacher, the other is a member of the PTO at West Park elementary, which became a target after Kylie defamed the school  community and lied about lunch shaming that was never occurring there. Really powerful stuff, and you can hear in their voices just how damaged these poor people are by this hogbeast. The calls start at the 1:18:30 and 1:32:00 marks. We also discussed the dick pic predator Matthew Brown, and the Warwick Christian rock pedophile Mom who doesn’t have to register as a sex offender.




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18 Comment(s)
  • SAM
    January 18, 2020 at 10:39 am

    Sorry for mistake ASD should be ASPD. Antisocial personality disorder is a mental condition in which a person has a long-term pattern of manipulating, exploiting, or violating the rights of others without any remorse.

  • Sam
    January 17, 2020 at 8:45 pm

    Kylie appears to have the characteristics of a person with antisocial personality disorder “cluster b”. Lower end of the spectrum. People with ASD personality’s know right from wrong but don’t care. Like the main character in “THE SOCIOPATH NEXT DOOR”. Her child is a victim and a possession and she will use the child to get what she wants. And the sad thing is she won’t care because she can’t.The child will most likely develope the same disorder as an adult if left in this environment.

  • SRM
    January 14, 2020 at 10:14 am

    Thank God for Uncle Turtleboy.
    He does an impeccable job investigating and exposing these Greedy Fraudulent people Who benefit off of the kindness of others.
    When I first started working as an investigative Journalist my Editor said “Always check Your sources, some people will try to manipulate you” That and “Trust but verify”
    Wise words from a Wise man.
    Uncle is Really a true professional. The Rest of the So Called Media could learn a lot from Turtleboy!

  • Keep GI
    January 14, 2020 at 9:58 am

    GI is SO much better than Brett and his filthy language. During the first Napa call though, GI sounded like he was out by the ocean, making the call hard to hear. Thanks for muting him!! I think we need to give him a chance. I fo think, however, I probably know the stories from the blogs better than GI.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    January 14, 2020 at 9:14 am

    Sorry, but the audio quality is about the same as a 22 year old girl taking a video at a concert. The 508 song is funny, at first, but 3 minutes later with the clock radio audio quality it just hurts my ears. I tried listening to the interview for a minute but it was unintelligible. Why bother?

  • Enough already
    January 13, 2020 at 10:43 pm

    Unbelievable. How is this woman still alive? And if she’s just one of the ones we KNOW about, imagine how many others there are like her out there that are just lower profile. Disgusting human race.

  • randiguy2006
    January 13, 2020 at 4:00 pm

    Serious question.
    Is GI on the spectrum?

  • Paul
    January 13, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    I like GI Turtle, but i wouldn’t mind switching it up. He’s good, but hearing him weekly makes me feel like he’s kind of annoying (not always paying attention for example) and overall, just not good enough to be a regular. I think every other week would be better for him, or monthly. For example, i was not a big Brett fan, but he came prepared (knew the stories and had his opinion ready to go) and you could tell he was excited for the live and waiting for it all week. GI feels like he’s there just to have someone be there, whereas Brett felt passionate and embraced his role.

    I am curious what other listeners think, maybe I stand alone. Also, I know you can’t have bloggers anymore, but i loved the old days where bristol, NSTB, Merrimack, intern, and others rotated. NSTB was great to hear recently, and any of the old bloggers IMO, would be a better weekly cohost than GI.

    • Crispy C
      January 13, 2020 at 4:02 pm

      I must have missed a story … why can’t he have “bloggers” anymore? Legal ramifications?

      • Paul
        January 13, 2020 at 6:48 pm

        He can technically have bloggers, he’s just said multiple times on his live shows he’s not getting sued anymore for blogs he didn’t write. That’s why it’s just been him and bristol blogging now. Bristol signed i think it’s a indemnity clause (not a legal expert) so she will represent her self if her blogs result in a lawsuit.

        I didn’t like Brett much, but GI makes me miss him on the weekend live show.

        • Nikki
          January 14, 2020 at 12:40 am

          you can anyone sign anything but if someone decides to sue and sue the blog owner – that contract don’t matter. not how real life works or how the court works.
          Also I think TBS would get more support if they stopped the name calling “crotch fruits” 24/7 it comes to a point where it sounds like a 13 year old.
          It meant so much to them they lost their adsense and advertisers. You can be funny and actually name call without being ghetto like the trash they call out.
          That’s just my opinion and I know many share it.
          Peace Out. Night.

    • Real_Finn
      January 13, 2020 at 4:49 pm

      I’d love to go on again.

      • Startled Pancake
        January 13, 2020 at 9:34 pm

        Garage Doors Plus!!!!

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        January 14, 2020 at 6:48 am

        I’d like to go on and give a British perspective.
        And a filthy limerick.

  • Bill Clinton
    January 13, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    Why is there a picture of a young and hot Monica Lewinsky? BIG would.

    • Startled Pancake
      January 13, 2020 at 9:32 pm

      Monica looks better older. She lost all that weight.

      Still a jewess tho.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    January 13, 2020 at 2:45 pm

    The curse of lunch shaming is the most evil scourge of our time! This practice needs to end now! These are innocent children going hungry! For God’s sake!

    • Bill Clinton
      January 13, 2020 at 2:48 pm

      Shame the little bastards until they starve to death.

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