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New Addition To The Turtleboy Graveyard: Kylie Kirkpatrick Held On $100K Bail After Being Arrested And Charged With 7 Felonies And 13 Misdemeanors

 

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Breaking News out of Napa, CA:


Kylie Kirkpatrick is finally under arrest.

The Napa woman who received widespread national attention in 2019 after her son paid off the outstanding school lunch debt of his entire third grade class was arrested Thursday and charged with 20 counts of theft. Kylie Kirkpatrick, 42, told media outlets, including the Register, that her son Ryan Kyote paid West Park Elementary $74.80 from his own savings account after he saw a news story about a student elsewhere being “lunch shamed,” or publicly being denied a hot lunch because of outstanding debts.

That story led to appearances on television programs, including “Access Hollywood,” and an outpouring of support from individuals, celebrities and companies. The youth was treated to tickets to sporting events and was cited by Gov. Gavin Newsom as he signed a bill strengthening the state’s rules against lunch shaming. The Napa Valley Unified School District already had a policy in place against lunch shaming before Ryan’s story hit the news.

Napa police opened an investigation in January after receiving a number of complaints that Kirkpatrick was using the fame to enrich herself and her family. A Massachusetts blogger, Aiden Kearney, who publishes under the name Turtleboy Sports, picked up the case and published a detailed series of posts accusing Kirkpatrick of fraud and other misbehavior. 

He pointed to Kirkpatrick’s long record of lawsuits and restraining orders, both by her and against her, by former friends, family, and other parents at West Park. She was accused in court records by multiple people of harassing them in person and online. Kirkpatrick denied those charges and often accused those people of harassing her.

Police did not detail the evidence against Kirkpatrick on Thursday, but they said she faces six counts of felony grand theft, one felony count of obtaining aid by misrepresentation, 12 counts of petty theft, and one count of theft by false pretenses.

“Police served search warrants on several financial institutions, electronic payment platforms, email and social media providers seeking evidence of fraud allegedly committed by Kirkpatrick,” police said in a news release. “Additionally, police interviewed several people related to the case.”

She was arrested as police served a search warrant at her west Napa home and booked into the county jail. Her son, now 10, was placed with a family member, with the approval of Napa County Child Welfare Services. Because she was in custody, Kirkpatrick could not immediately be reached for comment, but she has previously denied committing any fraud in the case or harassing any of the people who accused her. She had also denied that there was anything fraudulent about the initial story about Ryan’s initial donation to the school. Some critics had questioned whether the money came from Ryan’s account at all.

Add another to the Turtleboy graveyard!

Seven felonies! 

If you need to catch up on all things Kylie Kirkpatrick, click here.

Her reign of terror on the good people of northern California is finally over. GREAT work by the Napa Police, who clearly took this case seriously. North Attleboro Police should take notice – this is how you do your job. The investigation went on for months. This wasn’t a harmless crime that Kylie pulled. She hurt a lot of people in the community. She forced an elementary school to shut down its social media pages. She defrauded tons of gullible people because of a lie she repeated over and over again, about him donating his allowance to pay off non-existence school lunch debt.

To show how serious this is, she’s currently being held on $1OO,OOO. (the zero just broke on my keyboard, which also has the right parentheses.( God knows what’s in that complaint, but it’s gotta be crazy amounts of money for six counts of grand theft. Reports are coming in that the cops raided her house and that Ryan was home alone because Kylie fled. I wonder if she regrets poking the turtle?

And the worst part is that the Napa Valley Register was alerted about this in October and chose NOT to write about it because they preferred the fairy tale.

“Because it was a sweet thing to do for the kid.”

Except the kid didn’t do it, and was used as a pawn to lie for his mother for months. As a direct result of their inaccurate reporting the story was picked up by bigger media outlets, which enabled Kylie to make TV appearances, solicit unknown quantities of cash in donations, and get flown to the Super Bowl by the Raiders. Kylie and Ryan were met with or were endorsed by Governor Gavin Newsom, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Kamala Harris, Ilham Omar, and countless others.

Countless citizens, including this reporter, contacted the NVR with evidence that the money was from a GoFundMe, and that Kylie was committing fraud. But they sat on the story because newspapers no longer report the news. They regurgitate police reports like they did today, and “report” politically charged propaganda that tugs at the heartstrings. They no longer find the news, they just wait for the news to come to them.

I personally contacted reporters from the NVR, New York Daily News, Time Magazine, Huffington Post, Providence Journal, and many other outlets that reported and spread this lie. Not a single one of them retracted their story, or even wrote an update. Not one.

 

This child is at an age where he now has to adjust from 10 months worth of trained lying and fraud, where he got everything material he could ever want for free, and go back to living life as a child without a mother. He will need serious therapy and likely will be emotionally damaged for quite some time. What his mother did to him was evil and she deserves to rot for it.

I couldn’t be prouder or happier with the way this story played out. And tomorrow I will be personally contacting each and every reporter who spread this fake news, to demand that they update their story. Now that she’s been arrested and there’s a press release they might actually consider doing their jobs.

 

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86 Comment(s)
  • Doris
    March 22, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    Her kid is feminine but all stories about him claim that he is a terror to people. Makes me wonder if she turned her own kid gay just to try to rake in the victim bucks off of him. There is a guy in napa who knows the presidents son is well connected to feds and he has hinted at her pawning her son off to grown men. I have never saw the guy be wrong so I wonder if that is coming as well. This whole thing sickens me after what she did to my daughter. Thank you for the help Turtybay.

  • Right Wing Death Squad
    March 20, 2020 at 7:03 pm

    Kid looks like a mongrel little faggot

  • Slick Nick
    March 20, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    Her kid’s still a rotten little cockmuncher, but whatevs.

  • Rory Blanco
    March 20, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    Damn Unc needed this one after all the Bristol bullshit recently. Right when people were starting to fall off… You pulled them back in.

    • Altar of Thickness
      March 21, 2020 at 11:43 am

      Lezbehonest, nobody worth a shit was “falling off”. Run a toilet plunger up your ass.

  • S
    March 20, 2020 at 12:13 pm

    Textbook example of why you never donate anything to anybody, period. Help family and close friends, everybody else can go to the Welfare office and have free stuff literally piled on top of them. When childhood obesity is one of the top health problems in this country their parents don’t need your $20.

  • Donald Trump
    March 20, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    I gotta tell you turtleboy is one of the best investigators around. The best. He calls out ratchets like you never seen before. The best at it. Bigger and better at it than anyone.
    Where is turtleboy? Yup, Take a bow. It’s huuuge.

    • Ya boy Chris Christie
      March 20, 2020 at 5:07 pm

      Non sequitur, but “It’s gonna be yuge, believe me!” is the same thing I say to hookers while I’m waiting for my viagra to kick in.

    • Paul Bearer
      March 20, 2020 at 5:22 pm

      Proud to have you leading us during these troubled times Mr President. I remember when you beat Vince McMahon, Obama couldn’t pin Sky Low Low.

  • Orion
    March 20, 2020 at 11:41 am

    She should have to give back all that fucking money. And that kid sounded like he was already a piece of shit, but hopefully there’s still hope for him.

  • Bernie's kids
    March 20, 2020 at 11:01 am

    I love the picture of Ryan a football jersey and clean, unused work boots that will never see a day of work in their life. What a waste of a life to teach your children to derive handouts and be the epitome of this “give me” generation.

    • Coco Chanel
      March 20, 2020 at 6:03 pm

      Call me old fashioned, but you would think that when meeting with politicians, etc mom would make sure he dressed properly for the occasion. Oh wait…I forgot his mom is a slugpump.
      Anyway, khakis and a polo would have sufficed – or in little Tinkerbell’s case here, a dress would have been perfect.

  • RIP Children that work for their money
    March 20, 2020 at 11:00 am

    I love the picture of Ryan a football jersey and clean, unused work boots that will never see a day of work in their life. What a waste of a life to teach your children to derive handouts and be the epitome of this “give me” generation. Smh.

  • Captain Trips
    March 20, 2020 at 9:45 am

    One of the Felony charges was for welfare fraud over $950. Collecting benefits while not reporting the additional income. The same fraudster that all of the Democrats were hugging and loving. It doesn’t get any better than this.

  • triumph the insult dog
    March 20, 2020 at 9:37 am

    she doesn’t look too bad from the rear with the pink bracelets on…..for me to POOP ON!

  • Chinese Virus
    March 20, 2020 at 9:29 am

    California is a disgrace.

  • Osiris
    March 20, 2020 at 8:57 am

    I would LOVE to provide Ms. Kilpatrick with a personally delivered hot lunch.
    Because she looks like the kind of classy broad who loves a good hot lunch.

  • HMS Victory
    March 20, 2020 at 8:33 am

    Shave and a haircut.

    Two bits.

    • Spiny Norman
      March 20, 2020 at 8:58 am

      Dinsdale!

  • Ted Bundys VW
    March 20, 2020 at 8:11 am

    I kept driving.

    • Greta Thunberg
      March 20, 2020 at 8:43 am

      How Dare You!!!

      • Greta sock puppet
        March 20, 2020 at 12:37 pm

        Wish your fraud parents get arrested too!

      • Cottonmouth
        March 26, 2020 at 2:35 am

        Haven’t seen this in a while then BAM! Greta swoops back in. This continues to make me laugh

    • Ed Gein
      March 20, 2020 at 9:53 am

      Good call Ted. This one is not worthy of the crowbar

      • Hannibal Lecter
        March 20, 2020 at 10:54 am

        This one’s nice and meaty, but I prefer them a lot less skanky

        • Greta Thunberg
          March 21, 2020 at 9:02 pm

          How Dare You!!!

  • I see dumb people
    March 20, 2020 at 7:56 am

    KARMA… She is a bitch … Have fun in prison kunty kilpatrick..
    Maybe Bristol should take note since she likes to take pages out of kuntys playbook of grimey shit and steal other people’s ideas.. And ya know hack fb pages and Google docs pages .. And burn shit …
    Im taking bets on when the Popo will finally catch up to Kunty Kate… Who wants in lmao
    Great job exsposing the scum TB… Just keep the bristol blogs coming and send her to be kilpatricks prison buddy. Hahaha

  • Natick Outdoor Store
    March 20, 2020 at 7:56 am

    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Knock it off lady!! I just arrived to find a brown rag doll blocking my door!

  • Napa County Correction Department
    March 20, 2020 at 7:49 am

    Enjoy your complimentary dry anal fisting!

  • Nell
    March 20, 2020 at 7:38 am

    Congratulations on this dude. Well, done. I’ve been hoarding cash so I’ll send some at 7:40am.

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    March 20, 2020 at 7:27 am

    Where are the Discord screenshots??

    Seriously though, this is the type of shit I’m here for. Nice.

  • Ghost Cowboys Blacksmith
    March 20, 2020 at 5:28 am

    That is one sickly looking heifer.Bring it behind the barn an shoot it.

  • Karl Maldens Nose
    March 20, 2020 at 4:50 am

    That mugshot speaks volumes.A soulless cunt with no remorse.Shallow and an empty shell
    of a human being.But instead of taking responsibility she will spin this to her being a victim.

  • Wuhan Lou
    March 20, 2020 at 4:45 am

    I hadn’t read this series previously, but after this story I decided to delve into the archive. I’ve made it through part 4 and this ratchet just gets ratchet-ier by the word! As the parent of a child with cancer who was fortunate enough to be healthy enough to go to Lego Land Florida courtesy of the amazing people at Make A Wish and charitable people, Turtle riders and non turtles alike who have ever donated to Make A Wish, it absolutely guts me that this cunt would steal some terminally Ill kid’s place to send that little runt to Lego Land. Cunt is too classy a word to describe this beastly demon of a thing. May she get herpes, the China Virus and while we’re at it, full blown AIDS on her latest trip to prison. Even that would be too kind for this beast.

  • Be Aware Or BEWARE Shit Is Going Down Fast
    March 19, 2020 at 11:52 pm

    Martial law coming soon.
    National Guard setting to come into every state.
    30 day lock down on eveything including grocery stores.
    Mandated shelter in place.
    Watch out because chimps are gonna chimp out.
    Riots and devestation coming soon. Market crash unemployment skytocketing
    Get everything you need now.
    Dont say you were not warned

    • Scary Times
      March 19, 2020 at 11:56 pm

      This is your government pretending to fuck your pussy but then deciding to go full anal and drill for oil without any baby oil with multiple partners.

  • Mrs.Purple
    March 19, 2020 at 11:47 pm

    Bout time TurtleBoy got credit where credit is due! This country is so gullible- keep exposing the fake & fraudulent! Someone has to do it!!

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 19, 2020 at 11:47 pm

    it’s a good win, only to be ignored by those who used this fraud to their advantage. still, a good win. you do your best work in such cases, where former employees aren’t mentioned, and you latch on like a gator in a death roll.

  • John Wayne Gacy
    March 19, 2020 at 11:22 pm

    I will gladly care for the young lad while mom is away.

    • Richard Ramirez
      March 20, 2020 at 9:51 am

      I offer my assistance John. Perhaps we can “share in the care”

  • 'Merica
    March 19, 2020 at 11:20 pm

    Fantastic news! Best news all day. Congratulations TB

  • Great mugshot
    March 19, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    looks like she took a muscle relaxer and it only worked on half her face

  • Amanda Sawyer
    March 19, 2020 at 11:10 pm

    This is horrible!

  • David Owen
    March 19, 2020 at 10:43 pm

    Thanks for letting me be part of the podcast tonight. Brilliant that it was on the day that Kylie Jerkpatrick got arrested.

    Here’s to the next time!!

    David

  • Old Tom Morris
    March 19, 2020 at 10:20 pm

    Is Ratchet Madness cancelled this year due to the China Virus too?

  • Cheddah
    March 19, 2020 at 10:16 pm

    Best story in weeks! Great job TB!

  • Nee Chi
    March 19, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    Good job.

    Fred

  • Lipstick Hippie
    March 19, 2020 at 9:13 pm

    Way to hit it out of the park, TB! And I’m glad they gave credit where credit is due.
    I hope her kid learns a lesson from this. Unlike those gullible fucks who propagated this bullshit by taking the story at face value. I wish there was a way to publicly shame each and every one of them.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    March 19, 2020 at 9:02 pm

    I’ve been quiet in comments lately, kinda down on all of the Bristol nonsense. Came here expecting to see more of the same. Which i did. But this….

    YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!!!

    Outstanding. Well done. Looking forward to more on this.

    -Turtz

  • pkparry
    March 19, 2020 at 8:52 pm

    Great work TB! Best news of the week!

  • Frank Rizzo
    March 19, 2020 at 8:27 pm

    wadda hideous cunt….

  • vinny
    March 19, 2020 at 8:20 pm

    Rachael Rollins won’t let Boston Police arrest for Grand Theft

  • Sandusky Breath
    March 19, 2020 at 8:19 pm

    Hit the showers Ryan!!!

  • Winston Churchill
    March 19, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    This is Turtleboy’s finest hour.

  • Ray Patriarca
    March 19, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    Kudo’s !

  • Wayne Campbell
    March 19, 2020 at 7:35 pm

    Why do bad things happen to good people???? NOT!!!!!!

  • Flock Of Seagulls
    March 19, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    There was a turd in the punchbowl……

    Any thoughts Amanda Sawyer?

  • Les Grossman
    March 19, 2020 at 7:26 pm

    That was a lot of work you did, a lot of very excellent work. You reversed a very misinformed tide. Bravo sir.

  • Pistachio Disguisee
    March 19, 2020 at 7:12 pm

    Gotta commend uncle on this one! Lately I’ve heard quite of few supposed “turtle riders” complaining about lack of content here and to you I say JUST WAIT IT’S COMING….just like it always does….crackin’ cases!!

  • Grammie
    March 19, 2020 at 7:08 pm

    Nice to hear this news. Any update on the Massachusetts serial pooper?

    • Just Guessing
      March 19, 2020 at 7:50 pm

      I think the speculation was correct. She was likely put up to that by someone. Some freaky D/s kink thing.

    • Andrea Grocer
      March 19, 2020 at 9:31 pm

      Anyone notice that stack of lincoln logs down on the driveway? Really oughta check it out!

      • Captain Trips
        March 20, 2020 at 10:03 am

        A grocer that delivers! Important during the pandemic! Thanks for your service!

    • jamal khashoggi's severed cock
      March 20, 2020 at 11:09 am

      that story kind of crapped out

  • Betty Ford
    March 19, 2020 at 6:33 pm

    Hey so all I have to do is get my daughter to pony up about $70 in the lunchroom, and I can get all that free shit? Sign me up.

  • Lee Ho
    March 19, 2020 at 6:33 pm

    I find the outcome very gratifying. Great to see this in an age where scumbags are let off the hook daily.

    KARMA

  • Judge dread
    March 19, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    Nice work; job well done uncle. She’s one of the biggest, if not the biggest, pieces of shit you blogged about AND got credit for in the last few months.

    I love the pink matching bracelets she was wearing in one of of the police custody pictures.

  • Gavin Newsom
    March 19, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    I Like Turtles.

    • one hung low
      March 19, 2020 at 7:13 pm

      you like anal when you’re the bottom

  • kmc500
    March 19, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    Great job TB! Nice they actually mentioned you in the story too.

  • Old Tom Morris
    March 19, 2020 at 5:33 pm

    At least one good thing happened this week. Do you think any of the virtue signaling politicians or the fake news media will be held accountable for perpetrating this fiasco? Of course not. They did their job well. They drove the false narrative for political purposes.
    Good luck making any contact with any those reporters tomorrow Uncle T. I have a feeling they all will be “away from their desk” or “in a meeting.” Don’t hold your breath waiting for call back, text or any other professional courtesy either.

    • Micky
      March 20, 2020 at 5:51 pm

      We all know that no one will apologize for supporting this scam. The politicians and newspapers have moved on to other just-as-unbelievable stories. There are enough legitimate charities/organziations for politicians to contribute to and newspapers to write stories about. But a poor single mom whose child used savings to pay for lunches is much more interesting if only because it is easy for them to use a story like this to disparage the United States. I don’t think we should pay for breakfast, lunch and weekend food backpacks for children who have cell phones, computers, giant tv screens, and cable and whose parents also have nice new cars. Politicians and newspapers are adding significantly to the loss of values in this country. We have to be alert and check out all stories such as this one. If it sounds too good to be true, it is.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    March 19, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    Casual Observations:

    1) Great work outing this fraud!
    2) Every person that was duped (celebrities) should have her booking photo sent to them.

  • Time's running out, Bristol
    March 19, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    So how long until the Napa police come and put Bristol/Kate in chains too?

  • The angry taint
    March 19, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    How much for the little boy? The children! I want to buy the children!

  • Eat it fuck stick
    March 19, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    Fuck that cunt! Another shit bag down, plenty more to go!

  • Killin The Game
    March 19, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    Great job! Great series!

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 19, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    Wow that dinky little tranny kid of hers is going to off himself way sooner than I thought now.

  • Sprinkle Pig
    March 19, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    But wait this doesn’t make any sense because you’re just a blogger. You only write about ratchets and EBT fraud that nobody cares about. You don’t ever break any stories or do anything like what the real news does. LOL great job I’m glad they cited you at least finally. Just another nail in the coffin another shit bag in the turtle graveyard. Way to go!!!! Oh PS Fuck Bristol!

  • Kathleen
    March 19, 2020 at 4:56 pm

    Great work! Thank you

  • DOH!
    March 19, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    Can’t believe they called you a blogger.

  • mrme
    March 19, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    I can tell you what the fake news agencies will say…Sorry no room for retraction, we have to cover the virus!!!

  • Captain Trips
    March 19, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    Good work TB! The reality is that’s she’s a leftie and the leftie media loves them. If she was a Trumper, they would have reported the shit out of it.

  • Loyal
    March 19, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    Awesome this is a big one good work man

  • Cissy from Napa
    March 19, 2020 at 4:31 pm

    THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING! NAPA IS DOING THE HAPPY DANCE! YOU HAVE KICKED THE BAD WITCH RIGHT TO WHERE SHE BELONGS, IN CUSTODY! WITH ALL HER FANS LETS SEE WHO PAYS HER BAIL!! HAPPY ENDING TO A BAD WITCH!

    • The angry taint
      March 19, 2020 at 5:19 pm

      I like this take down !The best so far

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