Turtleboy Investigates

New Worcester Vigilante Group Catches Federal Corrections Officer Trying To Meet Up And Bang A Kid


Pop Squad and the Mass Predator Poachers have inspired a legion of vigilantes armed with cell phones to become bootleg Chris Hanson’s on social media. The latest group to lure pedophiles into humiliating meetups that go viral on social media by pretending to be 14 year old boys are called the “Woo County Catchers.” They must be young because they only use Tik Tok, which I refuse to download because I don’t consent to be spied on by the Red Chinese. The thing about these guys is that I don’t know how to reach them, I don’t know who they are, and they don’t post the chat logs like the other pedo hunters do. But the other day they allegedly caught a guy who people are saying is a cop because he had a thin blue line sticker on his car. Watch.

In case it wasn’t blatantly obvious just listening to them, those gentlemen are from Worcester. They ain’t never left, and they ain’t NEVER leaving. Again, I don’t know who they are, but I will guarantee you that they address all their friends as “kid,” or “yo,” and start 90% of their sentences with one of those words.

“Kid, did you see the new video? We got this dude from Les-tuh.”

“Yo, oh my God kid, that dude’s a fucking skinnuh.” 

Anyway, as for the video they didn’t show any chat logs so all we see is a guy being harassed and running for his car. If they have the chat logs I’d love to talk to them, but again, I don’t know who they are. If you do, have them reach out to me on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson, or email turtleboysports@gmail.com.

With that said, the mere fact that he was running away from these guys, hiding his face, and not even attempting to dispute the accusations makes him look pretty guilty. Maybe there’s an explanation for it but we’d need to speak to him. And unlike these pedo hunters, we know his name. Meet Tom Gallagher.

He’s not a cop, but he does work in law enforcement as a federal corrections officer for the bureau of prisons at FMC Devens.


Again, there’s two sides to every story and I welcome both parties on the live show to discuss. Hit me up on Facebook or email so we can set this up. But I did wanna clear up that this deviant is not a cop, but he seems to enjoy working at prisons so much that he wants to move into one.


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34 Comment(s)
  • Haaa, bitches
    November 11, 2020 at 11:22 pm

    You bitches ragging on screws wouldn’t and couldn’t do the job.
    Bulletin for you; Most cops will tell you that THEY wouldn’t do it. That includes staties.
    You hear that gate shut behind you and you’re standing in a puddle of your own piss, most of you.

  • Bubba
    November 7, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    All that man on man prison rape rubbed off on him. Fuck being a corrections officer you’re in there with them!

  • Jeffrey Dahmer
    November 6, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    Some people are real sickos.

  • Rte2tentresident
    November 6, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    Hahaha – you can’t even come up with a reason to call this guy a pedo. All you got is a bunch of dudes you don’t know chased him down for reasons also unknown. But sure, that’s enough to ruin a guys life and make your half wit readers want to murder him. Fuck it, Aiden needs to get page views to feed the kids.

  • The Olde Padre
    November 6, 2020 at 10:38 am


  • John Wayne Gacy
    November 6, 2020 at 9:46 am

    The beady eyes that are so close together is a giveaway.
    Almost like showing up dressed as Pogo The Clown.

    November 6, 2020 at 3:26 am

    Have you ever noticed how many fat overpaid losers we have in the “criminal justice ” system. I hope the Democrats and Black Lives Matter clean up the state. Give their s

  • See no evil, hear no evil
    November 5, 2020 at 11:07 pm

    So this is the kind of guy who was guarding Jeffrey Epstein and Whitey Bulger. Explains a lot.

  • al capoon
    November 5, 2020 at 7:35 pm

    my apologies for the non pc comment, but he does look like a fukkin retard. luv al

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Jared Fogle
    November 5, 2020 at 7:13 pm

    Disgusting! Lock him up!

  • jimmy shoeshine
    November 5, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    Dude always wore his CO shit walking his dog GIZMO . . Avoided eye contact when speaking , dude gave off a weird vibe . A back check on his internet search history may yield some insight. Hopefully he is on administrative leave from club fed at fort Devans .

  • BucketNutz
    November 5, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    (1) What’s under his jacket? Definitely hiding something.
    (2) No doubt some of his colleagues knew about his ‘proclivities’ & didn’t/were unwilling to say anything.

    Not the 1st nor last cop to be a diddler though. Google Brian O’Haire of the Mass State Police. Was a Colonel in the Mass Army Guard too. Explained alot when trying to figure out why he was the biggest cock-block when we were out on free time/off duty.

    • Joe mama
      November 6, 2020 at 7:21 pm

      So you’re saying he cock blocked you from picking up little kids?

  • Paul Shanley
    November 5, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    A non story.

    • R lee ermy
      November 5, 2020 at 5:19 pm

      Sure, if you are on correctional property they can detain you until the real police show up.they have zero authority off of the immediate property.

  • Jeff
    November 5, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    um yes correction officers are licensed cops and can arrest you.

  • randiguy2006
    November 5, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    President Biden will put an end to this nonsense.

  • randiguy2006
    November 5, 2020 at 3:36 pm

    Pedo cop?

    How shocking. I thought they were all heroes.

  • Notacop.
    November 5, 2020 at 3:17 pm

    TB you are right- he is not a cop. A lot of CO’s think they are cops; but the truth is they have no authority outside of a correctional facility. We had a CO in my National Guard unit. He was the biggest pussy in the whole company. We called him PX ranger…because he had everything the PX sold hanging off his ballistic vest. What a dick.

  • Taint Smasher
    November 5, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    This kid is walking toast yo and he don’t even know it yet.

  • Donald Biden
    November 5, 2020 at 1:57 pm

    Being a pedo is now another form of sexual preference,the left wants to make this normal behavior ,check out how Germany treats theirs

  • bill fleming
    November 5, 2020 at 1:20 pm

    Working in a jail is tough being a pedo in jail is tougher

  • Sex crimes against children are the worst evil imaginable
    November 5, 2020 at 1:14 pm

    It’s still “innocent until proven guilty” in this country, but something tells me he didn’t show up there to collect donations for the March of Dimes…

  • Judge dread
    November 5, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    And when the FBoP finds out about this, he will get a promotion and transferred to the juvenile ward.

  • Liberalism is a Disease
    November 5, 2020 at 1:00 pm

    Two anti-police posts in one day. Slow down, AOC.

  • R Lee Ermey
    November 5, 2020 at 12:50 pm

    “Chelmsford Chomo Chudstuffer Recently Arrested As Part Of Child Sex Sting Wants To Come To Your House And Do Landscape Work” Kenneth Matthews, posted on March 26, 2019 Turtleboy, was a guard a MCI-Shirley, so it isn’t like it’s something new and unusual.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Charlie Faker
    November 5, 2020 at 12:40 pm

    No mask! arrest him!

  • Thomas Green
    November 5, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    When they get to his condo No doubt all his computers and cell phones will be gone .weird dude always walking a little dog around the hood . Never trusted him , something always seemed strange with him .

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Rip Torn
      November 5, 2020 at 12:36 pm

      When is Freddy Got Fingered 2 coming out?

      • Soupy Sales
        November 5, 2020 at 1:05 pm

        Get a room you two

      • Judge dread
        November 5, 2020 at 1:07 pm

        Rip busting Freddie’s wheelchair bound girlfriend:

        Rip: “Freddy you are dating a cripple?”
        Wheelchair girl: “You got a problem with my legs?”
        Rip: “You are the one who has a problem with your legs, either that or your just lazy”

        • murdochpatsymcreynolds
          November 5, 2020 at 1:18 pm

          I’m gonna make you proud, Daddy!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Michael Bergin
    November 5, 2020 at 12:13 pm

    Oh my Gawd, he’ a cop! We’re seeing some shit we aint never seen before, kid! That thing is big, Jay. What is that thing? It’s a baby wheel bro!

  • Boston Irish
    Mumbles Menino
    November 5, 2020 at 12:13 pm


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