Pop Squad and the Mass Predator Poachers have inspired a legion of vigilantes armed with cell phones to become bootleg Chris Hanson’s on social media. The latest group to lure pedophiles into humiliating meetups that go viral on social media by pretending to be 14 year old boys are called the “Woo County Catchers.” They must be young because they only use Tik Tok, which I refuse to download because I don’t consent to be spied on by the Red Chinese. The thing about these guys is that I don’t know how to reach them, I don’t know who they are, and they don’t post the chat logs like the other pedo hunters do. But the other day they allegedly caught a guy who people are saying is a cop because he had a thin blue line sticker on his car. Watch.

In case it wasn’t blatantly obvious just listening to them, those gentlemen are from Worcester. They ain’t never left, and they ain’t NEVER leaving. Again, I don’t know who they are, but I will guarantee you that they address all their friends as “kid,” or “yo,” and start 90% of their sentences with one of those words.

“Kid, did you see the new video? We got this dude from Les-tuh.”

“Yo, oh my God kid, that dude’s a fucking skinnuh.” 

Anyway, as for the video they didn’t show any chat logs so all we see is a guy being harassed and running for his car. If they have the chat logs I’d love to talk to them, but again, I don’t know who they are. If you do, have them reach out to me on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson, or email turtleboysports@gmail.com.

With that said, the mere fact that he was running away from these guys, hiding his face, and not even attempting to dispute the accusations makes him look pretty guilty. Maybe there’s an explanation for it but we’d need to speak to him. And unlike these pedo hunters, we know his name. Meet Tom Gallagher.

He’s not a cop, but he does work in law enforcement as a federal corrections officer for the bureau of prisons at FMC Devens.

Again, there’s two sides to every story and I welcome both parties on the live show to discuss. Hit me up on Facebook or email so we can set this up. But I did wanna clear up that this deviant is not a cop, but he seems to enjoy working at prisons so much that he wants to move into one.

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