No One Has Ever Wanted Anything As Bad As This Stoner Chick Wants To Get Coronavirus


This is yoga instructor turned professional pothead Hillary King from Boston.

And she REALLY, REALLY wants to get Coronavirus. Almost as badly as she wants attention. Check out this post she made last night that’s gotten thousands of shares.

TL;DR – she has a sore throat and a cough, clearly doesn’t have Coronavirus, but desperately wants to make people think she does so she virtue signaled about it on Facebook and everyone fell for it because the public wants to believe they’re living in the prequel to the walking dead. She wasn’t tested for the Wuhan virus because she hasn’t had contact with anyone who’s got it, and clearly doesn’t have the Wuhan virus.

She’s also wearing a dust mask in the picture. If they suspected her of having the Red Chinese Wuhan virus she’d have a surgical mask on that loops around the ears.

A hospital would never give you a dust mask if you complained about shortness of breath.

If she was really sick and in the hospital for days she wouldn’t have flawless make up on.

She’s edited her post 11 times as the shares keep coming.

She claims a doctor told her she had symptoms of the virus but couldn’t test her for it because the hospital “has no testing kits at the time,” despite the fact that Charlie Baker announced yesterday that the state has 5,000 test kits available.

Baker said that, even though the state has now received the ability to process testing for an additional 5,000 people, the samples must still go through the state lab in Jamaica Plain.

But besides that her story checks out completely.

I call CoronaCunt a professional pothead because literally everything she posts on her Facebook is about pot, and she calls herself a cannibas consultant.

Yea, me too. Consult with me about your favorite strands of weed by smoking me up and parading me in front of a bunch of suits to talk about it.

Since she gained a lot of eyeballs due to her viral post she decided to milk it some more in order to pretend she’s got the Wuhan flu and direct traffic to her “Weed Talk Live” show.

I’ve never seen a human being want to have a disease like this chick wants to have Coronavirus before.

Here’s an idea – maybe you have a cough because you smoke entirely too much weed. Not that I’m against weed, because I like weed. But if everything in your life seems to revolve around weed, you might wanna look into alternative hobbies. Just sayin.

Anyway, she really tried to milk this for media attention and eventually got it from WBZ, but even David E. Wade knew it was bullshit:

“When I woke up, I had a bad cough and sort of a feeling, like shortness of breath,” Hillary King said via FaceTime from her home in the North End. She’s worried she has coronavirus, and even though she wants to be tested, the answer was ‘no.’

It happened Wednesday night as her symptoms worsened. Now she’s home, in self isolation, but still without an answer. “I started feeling a tickle in my throat on Monday,” she explained. Hillary didn’t think much of it at first, but by Wednesday, she was worse with a nasty cough and trouble breathing. So she called her health insurer. “They recommended that I go to urgent care or the ER,” she said. 

Her next step was to call the closest hospital. “After speaking to somebody at the ER at Mass Gen, they told me to come down,” she said. They immediately gave her a mask. “And the chairs for the patients were spaced out, six feet apart, in all directions,” she explained. “They listened to my lungs. They said it sounded clear. They took my temp. No fever.”

But her cough was bad and she says her doctor wanted to test her for the coronavirus, but couldn’t do it because she didn’t meet the criteria. She hadn’t traveled to a hot spot zone overseas or been in direct contact with someone with a confirmed case. “If you don’t meet one of those they will not test you right now because they only have so many tests and they’re saving them for folks who do meet that criteria,” she said.

Hillary was eventually sent home where she plans to stay, alone, for at least 14 days. “It’s really scary to think about that I could have been asymptomatic but contagious,” she said. “That’s why I’d really like to know and get tested and find out if that’s what it is.”

Listen to what David E. Wade says at the end of the video:

“We need to make it crystal clear that there are trained professionals who decided that she wasn’t eligible or they didn’t think she needed the tests, so this is just her side of the story.” 

Translation – she’s full of shit, but we’re gonna go ahead and give the the attention she craves because coronavirus is hot right now and guaranteed to get clicks.



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92 Comment(s)
  • SMH
    WCVB 5 Too
    March 15, 2020 at 11:15 pm

    WCVB now also running interview with her. Smoking/vaping pot must not help her lungs any.

  • The other side sucks
    March 15, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    Day 3 of 14 days minimum at home most of day and I’m going crazy. I haven’t a clue how anyone’s existence is so bad they would voluntarily do this, unless you are Hugh Hefner. This bites. The only plus is the microwave everything else you can do while you’re doing other things. People should kill themself.

    • Idea Man
      March 15, 2020 at 5:53 pm

      Watch every video on PornHub

      • New boot goofin'
        March 16, 2020 at 10:19 am

        Make videos for PornHub

  • Rich A
    March 15, 2020 at 8:56 am

    I wish I could read an article on this site, on my computer without the page freezing every time I try to scroll down.

    • spaulding
      March 15, 2020 at 3:44 pm

      that’s because you have an E Machines piece of shit designed for windows 7 now limping along with a charred processor and 4 gb of RAM trying to run Win10 and some shit browser. Fucking loser with a short appendage

  • The Great Cornholio
    March 14, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    I just struck out at Stop and Shop,Market Basket,and Shaws!

    I need TP for my bunghole!!

    Do not infuriate the Great Bungholio!!!!!!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 14, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    If you have a Subaru with a Bernie sticker on it she’ll ride you all night.

    I personally feel she looks better WITH the mask

  • SMH
    Social Distancing
    March 14, 2020 at 7:14 am

    Sadly didn’t include her online activities.

  • Giulia
    March 14, 2020 at 12:50 am

    Toilet paper is sold out everywhere due to assholes. Literally and figuratively.

  • King Friday
    March 14, 2020 at 12:10 am

    WTF is up with the hospital bed and mask shot? Looks like she
    had an accident hanging drywall.

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 13, 2020 at 11:48 pm

    Perhaps she just wants a crack at that Wuhan Weed they’re using to treat Covid-19 and the lesser known Corvid-2: Return of the Crow. These Lipstick Hippies are all alike, having smoked too many seeds and stems over a lifetime to cheat successfully on a Pass/Fail test. Still, her pretty red, white and blue eyes beg out for attention and with luck she’ll contract an STD.

    • Lipstickhippie
      Lipstick Hippie
      March 14, 2020 at 8:34 am

      I resent that remark…I’m nothing like this attention whore.

      • Silencio Dogood
        March 14, 2020 at 11:52 pm

        I had to do it.

  • Wuhan Schnauzer Cutlets
    March 13, 2020 at 9:47 pm

    Pretty much guarantee she gave the bare foot dishrag guru wise man a Blumpkin.

  • Bob Murchison
    March 13, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    I have some penis dab she can smoke.

  • Bill Clinton
    March 13, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    I’d let yoga chick contort her body into all sorts of positions on my member.

    March 13, 2020 at 8:48 pm

    with how it is clear that marijuana suppresses the immune system, why would it make sense to give medical care to stoners when a national emergency is taking place?

    Hillary is taking the hospital bed of someone deserving of care.

  • one hung low
    March 13, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    Hillary has wicked small titties, Attention whore. fuck you

  • Oriental Trading Company
    March 13, 2020 at 5:03 pm

    Did you know it’s still illegal in 38 states for gays to vote? My gay friend Billy last week tried to vote in a primary and they told him they needed to see ID. That is ILLEGAL. You CANNOT deny someone the right to vote based on their sexual orientation! That is federal discrimination

    • Paris Hilton
      March 13, 2020 at 5:23 pm

      Thats so gay

      • Yeah Right
        March 13, 2020 at 6:45 pm

        And completely untrue.

  • I found a girl who looks like Kate “Bristol” Peter on PornHub
    March 13, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    Alicia Alighatti. You’re welcome

    • Archie Bunker
      March 13, 2020 at 5:25 pm

      You are a meathead. Dead from the neck up.

  • Generic TP found at Big Y
    March 13, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    At least she’s employed. This chick was at the hospital along with a crew to paint the ER.

  • Cheddah
    March 13, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    If there’s one thing I can’t stand about millennials besides there shitty taste in music, passion for Bernie, white guilt having and pussified work ethic., it’s there attention seeking whorish ways on social media!.. No one is impressed and no one gives a fuck bitch! “Oh I saw a flight crew from Cathay Pacific in my hotel lobby but I ended up being ok..” Bitch that’s nothing!
    There’s tens of thousands of people in Boston that have been around a lot more potential hazardous environments related to this super blown out of portion virus, including myself!
    You’re wasting a quality bed at MGH when your fake ass outta be at city hospital (BMC) wiping your ass with thin sandpaper.
    My only question is if you have medical insurance? Because if not, you’re worse than the lazy people in the in the projects getting ambulance rides for dumb shit.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      March 16, 2020 at 12:56 am

      As I am a “smarter, not harder” individual, your piece listing what you hate about millennials could be summarized in one word: Everything.

      I would not argue. Terrible people they are.

  • Bernie the Clown
    March 13, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    Great news folks! After pressuring a couple banks I finally got them to give my wife a couple of unsecured loans. Now she can go out and buy some underachieving universities, kick all the students out and turn them into Covid 19 treatment centers. All this at minimal profits of course. Cash customers welcomed.

  • Truth
    March 13, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    The overblown hysteria regarding this illness is the political establishment’s latest attack on Trump. Prove me wrong.

    • More Truth
      March 13, 2020 at 3:13 pm

      This is the result of shitty hygiene from chinks and probably from that lab in Wuhan. Prove me wrong.

      • Some More Truth
        March 13, 2020 at 6:54 pm

        The Coronavirus did come from one lab in China. The scientists there were testing the virus on animals, such as monkeys. Monkeys and other animals make for very valuable meat in China, so some of the scientists went and sold the animals to meat vendors for big bucks after they were finished using them for testing at the lab. That’s how people ended up getting the virus… they ate it. No joke.

    • Moe Hiden
      March 13, 2020 at 3:17 pm

      Looks like your boy Drumpf is caving in to pressure anyways. Usually he’s pretty good about standing up to these attacks. Or maybe, maybe, orange man is actually worried?

      • Moe is a faggot's faggot
        March 13, 2020 at 6:37 pm

        suck on a severed cock you fucking homo

  • Turtle Rider
    March 13, 2020 at 2:35 pm


  • Mahky Mahk Ballbag
    March 13, 2020 at 2:02 pm

    Just give her the fucking test. “qualified medical experts” are the same medical experts who would throw every test in the book at you for a hangnail if the money was there…. or in this case, if the tests were there. the so called criteria will lighten up when more tests start showing up. watch.

    And so she likes pot… who gives a fuck?

    • Clarence Woods Emerson
      March 13, 2020 at 6:06 pm

      She’s a dirty pothead. That’s how uncle turtleboy gets u to believe him and “discredit” her. Same with his liberal translation of what the newscaster said lol. Joke this guy is. I hope Bristol shoots his whole family up.

  • AOC Yeah You Know Me
    March 13, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    White racism striles again.
    First racist whites stopped eating chinese and now racist whites are not patronizing chinese massage parlors because of racist beliefs about the corona virus. We need Krafty white men to make it rsin on $5 footling massage girls.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    March 13, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    Totally would and would gladly accept any virus she had to offer.

    • WTF
      March 13, 2020 at 1:27 pm

      She looks like John Belushi

  • COVID-19
    March 13, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    Hi Hillary, let’s Dance.

  • Frank
    March 13, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    The only thing scary about the wuhan virus if your not elderly is the sheep being led around by the media. PS what happened to that professor from Harvard that got arrested by the feds?

  • Bones McCoy
    March 13, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    Dammit Hillary! I’m a doctor, not some pot head.

  • Jon Tudor
    March 13, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    Looks like she tested positive for “Five Head”.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    March 13, 2020 at 11:50 am

    She’s obviously a colossal cunt, but I loved the fact that they call it the “Joint Committee” on cannabis policy.

    Proper laugh out loud moment, there.

    Anyway, I hope she’s seriously injured in a freak frisbee accident.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      March 13, 2020 at 1:53 pm

      Oh look!! Blowback Becky has arrived in person do downvote all the comments about what an attention-seeking bitch she is.

  • Sheryl Crow
    March 13, 2020 at 11:47 am

    Stay strong girl! And remember to use my toilet paper method during this crisis.

  • Wait for it
    March 13, 2020 at 11:42 am

    Gofundme anyone?

  • Boe Jiden
    Newman’s Own
    March 13, 2020 at 11:40 am

    Tossing salad has been postponed until further notice. Stay vegilent out there people.

  • Richard Cheese
    March 13, 2020 at 11:39 am

    You fucker, get up, come on get down with the sickness.

  • Namaste
    March 13, 2020 at 11:31 am

    I hope the bitch has lung cancer

  • Baron Von Munchausen
    March 13, 2020 at 10:42 am

    I walked by a Chinese restaurant yesterday and not five minutes later I started to sneeze. Omg! I have the virus. Somebody please call me an ambulance!!!

    • Glen Campbell
      March 15, 2020 at 3:51 pm

      your an ambulance, a big fat fucking ambulance.How’s that?

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 13, 2020 at 10:41 am

    I told this titless whore that I was an “influencer” so she gave me a blowie and then I smacked her around for a bit

  • Sgt. Barnes
    March 13, 2020 at 10:31 am

    Ya smoke that shit to escape from reality? Me, I don’t need that shit. I am reality.

  • Cancer Guy
    March 13, 2020 at 10:30 am

    Hooray! Another narcissist who yearns to luxuriate in those oh so sweet noble victim points. I’m a real life “at risk” dude, and I ain’t afeared of shite. These chicken littles are goddamn pussies.

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    March 13, 2020 at 10:21 am

    As of right now, you are about twice as likely to get your ass capped by walking around Chicago than getting dead from this Chinese export in the rest of the USA….

    And with the way the virus is removing low hanging fruit, the two useful idiots will be debating this weekend in space suits borrowed from NASA.

  • Failure Swift Wannabe
    March 13, 2020 at 10:02 am

    OMG People like this are clogging up the system. A friend of mine went on a school trip for a week to an infected area. Her symptoms are worse than this chick. My friend is in her 59’s and has a 104 temp and a feeling of a brick on her chest that all came in overnight!! She CANNOT get the test. As of now, you pretty much get the test if you are in intensive care. Because of this people are walking around spreading it. I can’t believe MGH actually admitted this gal. I’m guessing she won’t pay her ER or hospital bill either, this ramping up the costs of healthcare for the rest of us.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      March 13, 2020 at 10:22 am

      lol @ “In her 59’s”. How far in? 59 15/32? 59 1/8?

      • Typo
        March 13, 2020 at 10:30 am

        Dude Ranch,
        It was a typo. She’s in her 50’s. And…and definable more I’ll than this hypochondriac. My friend’s Dr. said since no test was available to self- quarantine for 14 days. This… after being in Italy a week. I can’t believe MGH admits these whiners.

        • Typo 2
          March 13, 2020 at 10:32 am

          Dude Ranch,
          Made an another typo! “Definitely “
          This app needs a way to edit!

          • DudeRanchStripClub
            March 19, 2020 at 9:40 am

            Understood, I’ll just never let and obvious error get in the way of a mediocre joke. Enjoy your week.

  • Gut Feeling
    March 13, 2020 at 9:53 am

    Another Munchausen patient. The Average Joe patient doesn’t use long medical terms unless they are professionally sick.

  • The Virus Will Expose All The Dumb People
    March 13, 2020 at 9:28 am

    OMG i cant take these fucking dumb ratchets anymore. Maybe the virus will “weed” out the dumb and lazy. Hey Die Ann i saw a fox in my neighbors yard that has rabies. I bet i have it too. Dumb narcissistic cunt.

  • Dr. Kildaire
    March 13, 2020 at 9:22 am

    That tickle in her throat is likely a pubic hair..

    • Old Movie Buff
      March 13, 2020 at 9:46 am

      That sounds like a wisecrack from Dr Gillespie. Get it right.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      March 16, 2020 at 1:03 am

      I would have preferred to not laugh at THIS one as well, yet here we are.

      Seriously, giggled like I was back in elementary school.

  • I would cum in her butt.
    March 13, 2020 at 9:20 am

    Then have my friends kick her out with cab money after she made me a sandwich.

    • Yup
      March 17, 2020 at 5:14 am

      Leave that to a pro.
      – TR

  • Magic Johnson
    March 13, 2020 at 9:09 am

    If she wants to go viral so bad, call me

  • Who Flung Cum
    March 13, 2020 at 9:02 am

    I thought potheads say weed cures everything? Shouldn’t she just hit the bong and be better??

    • Truth
      March 13, 2020 at 10:33 am

      Just like oxys, weed cures you for about 4 hours.

  • Dr. Nofucks to Give
    March 13, 2020 at 8:55 am

    She’s getting the attention, it’s what she wanted, I’m guessing her show was pulling low numbers, so she had to pull a stint to get them up for the sponsors. The world is full of these type of shitheads.

  • Richard Pryor
    March 13, 2020 at 8:50 am

    People need to have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.

  • Chinese are Red
    March 13, 2020 at 8:38 am

    Red Chinese? Is that like a yellow indian? Also thanks Dr Drew. Glad you’re the new judge on who is who an what is what cause of wow wee

  • Snake oil seller
    March 13, 2020 at 8:35 am

    Heard a new face mask is out on the market,and it’s made from recycled toilet paper,maker claims the fecal matter will kill off new or bad germs.ebay has them going for 75.00 a piece

  • George
    March 13, 2020 at 8:32 am

    I stopped into Market Basket this AM for my usual Bacon and egg sandwich. WTF!! There was a mob there getting shit paper and wipes. It looked like a blizzard was forecast and the day before Thanksgiving all wrapped in one with a period of three day diarrhea squirts thrown in. Fucking people are so stupid- panicking over this shit is insane!! I hope they all get the virus and this dumb cunt does too!!!

    • Market basket manager
      March 13, 2020 at 8:44 am

      If it’s the breakfast sandwiches in oxford. I’d stay away. You should see what we do to those things in the back room. Lmao. Youd pray for dis virus if u knew hahahaha. Hows my balls taste??

      • George
        March 13, 2020 at 10:04 am

        Where the fuck is Oxford? Never heard of it. Guess you will have to let your Mom taste you balls.

    • Liawatha
      March 13, 2020 at 9:18 am

      We need to bail out every poor soul who went broke stocking up on supplies for the pandemic. It’s just not right that hard working Americans have to go broke protecting their families.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      March 16, 2020 at 1:07 am

      My apologies to all those whom asked my opinion on supplies what which to stock up over the years. I had no idea that paper towels would be the currency of the Apocalypse. I assumed ammunition.

      Way off on that one, I beg your forgiveness.

      • A. Paul Collips
        March 17, 2020 at 5:11 am

        No, you were correct. We’re not far enough along in the timeline yet.
        Ammo is going to be the prime currency once the hoarded items become scarce.
        People can suddenly find it in their heart to share their rolled paper goods or they can just as suddenly find a little something with a copper jacket in their heart.

  • WeRFucked
    March 13, 2020 at 8:31 am

    Fucking doctors. Did Hillary Die-anne tell those medical professionals that she did see “a Cathay Pacific flight attendant crew in the hotel lobby?” OMG of course she has the corona. She will probably die and it’ll be their fault.

    So sad. She was a leader in getting pot legalized… and now she’s going to die. Life is so unfair.

    RIP Hillary. You’re viral post might soon be forgotten, but you will never be.

  • FireQueef5150
    March 13, 2020 at 8:25 am

    The fact that she is so sick but has full blown make up on makes this as believable as that queef Kate ripped and burnt her seat in her truck blaming Uncle.

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    March 13, 2020 at 8:17 am

    “…everyone fell for it because the public wants to believe they’re living in the prequel to the walking dead.” It has a name, it’s called Fear the Walking Dead.

    “If she was really sick and in the hospital for days she wouldn’t have flawless make up on.” Calm down Jeffrey Star, it’s only pretty good.

  • Bloop
    March 13, 2020 at 8:13 am

    WE’RE TALKING ABOUT THE FLU!!! What in the actual fuck is going on? Canceling life because people get diarreah and body aches? Holy shit. Stop the planet, I want to get off

    • I want people 2 live I'm so crazy I know
      March 13, 2020 at 8:48 am

      Good thing you’re not in control haha you do know the flu has been around for 100 year? An it killed 600k people the first year . It’s taken us 100 years to get the flu to this level. An you dumb asses want people to let it spread like the flu. even though theres no meds for it. They dont know the long term effects. They dont know if it comes back around every so often . Yet fuck it ! Treat it like the 2020 flu lmao dummies

      • Truth
        March 13, 2020 at 9:45 am

        If you’re under 80 years old, you’re gonna be fine. If your immune system is fine, you’re gonna be fine. Sorry to break the news to you.

    • foleyworld
      Casino Scum
      March 13, 2020 at 8:51 am

      You’re right, it’s such a bunch of bullshit! The powers that be decided to use this for an excuse to crash the markets and the Global economy so they can grab thousands of shares at bargain basement prices. All because of a new strain of the common cold. Who gives a fuck! Get sick for 2-3 days, recover, get on with life….. Anyway be smart and use all your extra money to buy stocks now!

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        March 13, 2020 at 11:26 am

        Buying in times of fear and selling in times of “euphoria” is the best way to make money in the stock market. Getting the timing right is key. Sometime in the near future will be the biggest buying opportunity since 2009. Don’t miss out. Unless one needed money in the next few months or so, or one wanted to get cash to buy other equities, selling in the last couple weeks was not a good move. The oil price war isn’t helping things, also.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      March 13, 2020 at 11:09 am

      The corona virus is not an influenza virus (the flu), but has flu-like symptoms where some percentage of people will require hospitalization. They don’t want the infection rate to get so high that those needing hospitalization overloads the hospitals. Hence all the precautions that may seem extreme, but little is known about covid-19. Better safe, than sorry. Also, I saw some doctor claim that an infected person can still infect others 2 weeks after their symtoms go away. So, somebody can infect others for up to 4-6 weeks since it may take 2 weeks after contact to show symptoms and 2 weeks for symptoms to go away.

  • White Power
    March 13, 2020 at 8:10 am

    Gook flu. CHING CHANG CHING CHONG fucking gook chinks and their stupid flu.

    • Mr. Thirsty
      March 13, 2020 at 5:37 pm

      Why is this getting thumbs down? This comment just won the internet. Maybe now those fish heads will stop eating fucked up shit like bats and monkeys.

      I almost forgot, would.

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