Now I’ve Gone And Done It: Flat Earth Believing, Anti Semite Simpleton Michael Ice Calls For Mass Reporting of Our Page, Methtastic “Messiah” Nathan Thompson Issues Challenge For A Debate I’ll Gladly Accept

Here we go, you guys. I’ve done it now – I’ve pissed off the intellectual midgets of the Flat Earth movement, and they’re coming for us…again.

At the beginning of the week I wrote this blog exposing Nathan Thompson, the creator of Facebook’s largest gathering of gullible halfwits and the bewildered public who laugh at them, for the dimwitted, shady con artist he undoubtedly is. I mean, really – look at this fucking cretin.


Does that look like brilliant scientific mind to you?



How about an enlightened religious leader?


Yeah….me neither. All I see is a unemployable ratchet preaching bullshit on social media. The Earth isn’t flat, but the brim of your hat is, Nathan.


We see you, hoodrat. You’re not the first ratchet to talk about Jesus in between moronic coked out ramblings.


Naturally, though, because his followers are a bunch of lemmings who appear to have been spoon fed lead paint chips as young children, they were upset with us. Especially this fucking douche canoe.


I’m not sure if this is correlation or causation, but these fucking numbnuts all seem to look a lot like the guy at EDM festivals who wants to sell you Ecstasy tablets, crystal meth and acid hits out of his Etnies backpack.

And then suddenly I realized, the earth is flat!


Interesting. If you think Nathan is a chud, wait til you see Mike. Here’s the highlight reel:


  • He is a raging Anti-Semite who somehow thinks Turtleboy Qualifies as “Hate Speech”


For fuck’s sake, Mike.  Get it together.


  • He’s called for Mass reporting of our Facebook page and is spamming us with bad reviews because we hurt Nathan Thompson’s feelz.


You’re “showing us your might”, Mike? That’s it, that’s what you got? Very intimidating – I don’t know if we’re going to survive a couple bad reviews decrying our profanity. My own readers are harsher on me than that.


  • He’s so smart that he’s deduced my identity, and Uncle Turtleboy’s in less than 24 hours…..completely incorrectly.


Oh yeah, we definitely messed with the “wrong homie.” I’m quaking in my boots. I don’t know who Eileen is, but she’s not me. And Clarence Woods Emerson is a sock account, you literal fucking shit-for-brains. Want to unmask Turtleboy? Let me help you.


We’ll give you another 24 hours to figure this one out, buddy.


So even though we are clearly dealing with a group of MENSA elite, when I saw this little nugget pop up –


I was thrilled. Nathan “Dumber than rocks” Thompson, it would be my honor and privilege to debate you. I know you’re really super smart and successful, living in your car selling pamphlets and all – but I’ll take my chances. Email me at to firm up details. My readers will most likely spam your page and your stupid flat earth group with this blog, so no excuses, ok, pal? I’ll give you 48 hours to lock this thing in – if you don’t, we’ll consider it a concession, and I will own you. I’d rather just debate than outright own you, though – because you are the human equivalent of dumpster diving for used clothing: prove me wrong.


20 Comment(s)
  • Simple Simon
    April 25, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    Jay haze um no thanks if I wanted to talk to a flat earther I’ll just talk to the wall it’s the same thing you simple Simon fuck now go get your soy chi latte cuck boy

  • Cuck boy
    April 25, 2019 at 11:54 am

    I bet him and AOC would make a great pair watch out Turtleboy he will probably be in Congress in a year. her rail system will work perfectly with a flat earth and they can get that ass hat union carpenter to be there spokesperson

  • Gronk
    April 25, 2019 at 5:12 am

    Guarantee at some point he asks for donations to get a lawyer to shut TB down. And all his minions will give freely. And as expected, he will buy himself whatever he wants with the money. It’s a never ending scam. As someone else said the last time, maybe the IRS needs to be tipped off. Nothing ends a good scam like an investigation from the tax collector.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Lord Gort
    April 24, 2019 at 10:54 pm

    Assholes like these two would have been locked up at Danvers State Hospital 40 years ago. Instead……..they roam the earth. Hopefully they can’t reproduce.
    Fucking waste of good oxygen.

  • Jay haze da vyrus
    April 24, 2019 at 7:38 pm

    Join the flat earth page on facebook and debate Nathan right now. Or are you just another all talk blogger

    • Mr Najaf
      April 24, 2019 at 8:08 pm

      Yes, join a page that’s run by Nathtard and his 100 idiot minions. Join a page where the redundant flermin circle like vegetarian vultures and the main douche mutes and kicks when you debunk his ass over and over.

      He either debates live or shows the world what an oxygen thieving pussy he is.

      Tramp in fiat.

    • Mom’s Basement
      April 24, 2019 at 9:32 pm

      I probably have more in common with you guys than most of the people reading this blog and I’m pretty open minded. So what’s underneath the world? Is it like all dirt and rocks held together by tree roots? Does gravity still work or can stuff just drop off the bottom and fall forever? Is it like the bottom of an aquarium because we’re in a giant container? Is this the real reason that the Russians stopped digging that giant hole?

    • Bristol Turtlechick
      April 24, 2019 at 9:33 pm

      Well, Jay Haze Da HIV, I have corresponded with Meth-Messiah Thompson, so the ball is in his court. As far as “all talk” goes, debating is talking, so sure – I’m all talk. What would you prefer, Jay Haze Da Herpes? That I duel him to the death?

  • Bristol's killing it...Again
    April 24, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    Oh my…..Bristol your words are like the strong hands of beauty massaging my mind at the day’s end. Such a strong minded woman and you write your insults with such manifigance, I’m just in love…honestly I fucking love reading your blogs. I wish I knew you and that won’t happen and I’m totally fine with that I would never want people to know exactly who you are because of the ratchet reality , and the threat they would be .

    Seriously your’e confidence and dominance is undeniably amazing

    • Bristol Turtlechick
      April 24, 2019 at 9:36 pm

      I’m underwhelming in person anyway, but thank you for your kind words!

  • Pwned
    April 24, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    omg not 4 meme’s, thats like the grand daddy
    bypass the double dog dare and the triple dog dare straight to the 4 meme’s.
    screwed now oh noes!!

  • Barry
    April 24, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    Flat earthers are harmless so I’m not bothered by their wacky ideas. It’s the free college, universal basic income, pensions are adequately funded, people who actually pay taxes should pay more, end white supremacy people that piss me off.

  • Billy Idol
    April 24, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    I hate hipsters and everything they stand for

  • z
    April 24, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    “led paint chips…”

    The Zeppelin or the Light Emitting Diode kind?
    Asking for my friend, Nick Holonyak, inventor of the Visible Wavelengh LED.
    He’s 90 and doesn’t follow his invention much anymore and isn’t sure about paint chips.
    He was a big Zep fan back in the day and was wondering maybe Sherman Williams had a new
    portfolio of paint.

  • Tweetle Dumber
    April 24, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    “I’ll take Turtleboy Graveyard for $600.00 Alex.”

    • Give a Lib a Throatslit
      April 24, 2019 at 8:14 pm

      Buy your AR-15’s now!

  • hank
    April 24, 2019 at 1:49 pm

    Please find out where he got his degree in Flat Earth Studies.

    • Peeta Pierre
      April 24, 2019 at 3:50 pm

      Been looking and looking…can’t find a school that offers any course related to “Flat Earth” 🙂

      • Well, No Shit
        April 24, 2019 at 4:01 pm

        That’s because you’re looking for “Flat Earth.” That’s too on-the-nose, so the colleges disguise that course of study by calling it any/all of the following;

        Fine Arts
        Drama and Theater Arts
        Film, Video, and Photographic Arts
        Commercial Art and Graphic Design
        Philosophy and Religious Studies
        English Literature and Language

        Majoring in any of those automatically indoctrinates you into the Flat Earth Club.

  • TortugaNinõ
    April 24, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    Cue pussified, “i wont give them power by promoting their platform” or “how much u gonna pay me?” type deflection tactics from these nudniks.

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