Of Course Race Baiting Shitstain Tariq Nasheed Is Calling The Swamp Cooch Kareem Hunt Assaulted A White Supremacist To Try To Justify Domestic Violence

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Good news for Patriots fans and dudes who own Spencer Ware in fantasy football – the Chiefs cut star running Kareem Hunt after the viral video TMZ released of him today kicking the shit out of a 19 year old named Abigail Ottinger in February at an Ohio hotel.

I think the NFL MIGHT have a culture problem. Maybe. Just seems like it’s kind of pattern. But at least he never let science slightly deflate any footballs. They can’t be having that.

Of course the Chiefs knew about this, because Kansas City is a classless organization that drafted Tyreek Hill, despite knowing he choked out his pregnant girlfriend in college. But he was too good to cut. They figured they might as well ride him until the inevitable day came that TMZ got ahold of the tape and blew up their spot. Then they would play dumb, act righteous, and cut him. The woman even filed a police report back in February when it first happened. I have no idea why the cops didn’t arrest him then, because that was clearly assault. It’s not as bad as the Ray Rice tape, and the chick seems like an absolutely dreadful skag who is destined for a long life of hotel bloweys, but there’s no excuse for what he did. Particularly the kick at the end when she was on the ground.

Thats not defending yourself. It’s not “brutal” like it’s being described by TMZ, but there’s no excuse for it, and it’s definitely against the law.

Sure, she’s a swamp cooch for going at someone like that, and even being in that position to begin with.

But all he had to do was just stay in the hotel room. You’re an NFL superstar. You don’t need to be a hardo to some 19 year old dressed like she’s trying to get backstage at a Snoop concert. That’s why the hotel has security.

I just don’t understand how these dudes were raised. Not to be self righteous, but the idea of striking a female for getting in my face is foreign to me. It’s just so easy to diffuse this situation by walking away. Some ho’s are just crazy. Stay away from them. Don’t go outside and push them.

I’m seriously blown away how he wasn’t arrested for it. It takes two seconds to pull those tapes. And somehow SHE was the initial suspect:

An Ohio woman told police that Chiefs running back Kareem Hunt “shoved and pushed” her over the weekend, but a second police report lists her as a suspect. The Star obtained the police reports, both list assault as an offense. One police report lists Hunt as a suspect, but Cleveland police determined two reports would be written after speaking to all parties and obtaining conflicting information. The other report lists Ottinger as a suspect and does not include claims that Hunt shoved her. No arrests have been made.

Ottinger was apparently there with a mutual friend, Hunt kicked them out when he found out they weren’t 21, and then she couldn’t afford the Uber back because she’s a broke ass college student. She had no idea who Kareem Hunt was either.

“His name is Kareem. I don’t know his last name, I just met him today.”

It just blows my mind how NFL players hitting women is still a thing. Has Ray Rice and Greg Hardy not taught them anything? He even wears Rice’s number. It’s like the one crime you can’t get away with anymore – beating up women. And yet they do it anyway, in a place that they know is filled with cameras. Mind boggling.

Mark my words – Kansas City will lose to the Chargers, the Patriots will win out, and we will get the top overall seed in the AFC like we always knew we would. Thanks for being a true Chief Kareem. If you need us we’ll be at the Super Bowl.

Anyway, this race baiting piece of shit Tariq Nasheed is of course blaming her, and calling her a white supremacist because……she’s white?

Picture a white 19 year old woman yelling the n word at the top of her lungs for 30 minutes in a public hotel. That would never, ever, ever happen. Ever. Twitter verified this clown.

Oh yea, he totally didn’t beat her.

At all.

Literally no one is reporting this except for Tariq Nasheed. “According to sources.” Translation – I made that shit up. On Twitter you can make shit up, but you can’t say that people with penises are men. Because if a white woman and a black dude are involved, he’s automatically siding with the black dude. And the easiest way to justify domestic violence against women is by painting the woman as a racist. It’s literally the worst thing you can be called in society today. People who beat up women are not nearly as bad as people who are racist. People who are racist in viral videos have their lives ruined and they are smeared on the Internet forever. People who beat up women get signed by the Redskins.

But even if she did call him the n word (she didn’t) that wouldn’t justify kicking her while she was down. Believe it or not, words and violence are not the same thing.

23 Comment(s)
  • Walter Sobchak
    December 2, 2018 at 12:36 am

    Well this is what happens… we have let this country become a mockery in regard to the race movement. I like how he worded it “suspected” white supremacist. I guess if one person writes about it or says it, they can be suspected and we just go with that and control the narrative. This guy seems like he wants to get into some faggot love triangle with Kaepernick and his homo lover renowned racist Shaun King/Queen.

  • Drago
    December 1, 2018 at 5:05 pm

    Not sure I’d call booting a stranger from a party in a hotel then beating her domestic violence.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 1, 2018 at 4:34 pm

    So some bimbos went on a trip to boff some rich NFL players, they were under 21, and it all went down from there. Got it. Need read no further.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      December 1, 2018 at 4:36 pm

      The good and the bad of being a sugar-daddy-wanting mudshark. My sympathy ended right there.

      • Cpt Trips waxy ass
        December 2, 2018 at 7:41 pm

        Trips – you act like a pompous asshole. Always think you’re better. Your wife must love you.

  • They Cant Be Domesticated
    December 1, 2018 at 10:58 am

    The NFL has the same cultural problem that most of America has aimless violent black males.
    Nothing new here 6 percent of the population yet account for over 60 percent of all violent crime.

  • Couch potato
    December 1, 2018 at 10:39 am

    Stupid bitch deserved it and K’unt deserved having his nfl career go bye bye. They never learn. And that goes for both parties involved.

  • Scott
    December 1, 2018 at 10:20 am

    Well he’s no Aaron Hernandez that’s fo sho. Aaron shot a guy in the face and the Pats tried to settle the matter quietly. No cops, no publicity.

  • Frank Rizzo
    December 1, 2018 at 9:37 am

    All I can say about all parties involved is “lie down with dogs and you get fleas” buncha lowlife pukes, you can take the the thug outta the hood but not the hood outta the thug and a stupid cunt is a stupid cunt

  • DQ
    December 1, 2018 at 9:27 am

    Who the hell is Tariq Nasheed?

  • Roger Goodell is a useless bag of shit
    December 1, 2018 at 8:34 am

    Well I’m just glad he didn’t do anything heinous like potentially letting air out of footballs. Jesus that shit is scary, he definitely woulda got 4 games right away for that. Beating a tiny white chick, ya no prob. What a stupid f in jerk. World in his hands, now……. not so much, just his dick.

  • Joe Friday
    December 1, 2018 at 7:43 am

    In the NFL (National felons league) players get arrested for a variety of crimes: drunk driving, drug offenses, domestic violence, assault and battery, gun violations, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, theft, burglary, rape and even murder. An NFL player is arrested on average every 7 days. But you have to draw the line somewhere right? Players are drafted with a history of domestic vilence…

  • Fred Knessl
    December 1, 2018 at 6:55 am

    Who the actual FUCK (in their right mind) would propel their teetering-on-fuckme-pumps, 5′ 4″ body at a 6′ something 270 pound professional athlete? Unless they actually wanted an ass whooping?
    Videos like this one can be subjective, I’m pretty sure her refusal to take “NO” for an answer directly pushed this incident to where it ended up. I didn’t hear anything racial or otherwise cuz there was no soundtrack. Leave, go suck off the guy in the next room if he’ll let you in. And the whole goddamn episode doesn’t happen.
    No excuse for any of this to happen if assholes weren’t involved.
    Remember “Just say NO”?

    • Michael Hunt
      Mike Hunt
      December 1, 2018 at 9:49 am

      He’s a RB. Goes about 215. maybe she thought she could take him?

    • DontLookNowTheresAMonkeyOnYourBack
      December 1, 2018 at 11:02 am

      Bruce Lee was 5ft 6 in and 150 and that filthy niga would not have had a chance bitch

  • Turtle Rider
    December 1, 2018 at 5:40 am

    There is NOTHING wrong with being proud to be white!

  • Y
    December 1, 2018 at 3:12 am

    Where’s Randallllll?
    I’m sure s/he will find a way to make this about race…

    • randall guy jr
      December 1, 2018 at 8:11 am

      daddy hit momma like dat too, the popo come and take daddy away. daddy meets another homo in jail and runz away with him. now daddy don’t pay no support for the chilluns. i hate you daddy

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        December 1, 2018 at 4:50 pm

        HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Excellent!

  • Revrun Fishknuckle
    December 1, 2018 at 2:32 am

    Stupid knee-grow, stupid mudshark..

    • Bret
      December 1, 2018 at 8:19 am

      Be racist with your real name or shut your fuckin cockbox boy

      • Revrun Fishknuckle
        December 2, 2018 at 8:08 am

        Do you kiss yo mama wiff dat mouth?

  • Dickin Vulva
    December 1, 2018 at 12:00 am

    When you are a scumbag piece of shit woman beating criminal but don’t want to be held accountable for that, just place the race card. It’s a get out of jail free card these days.

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