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Old Balls And The Circlejerk Are Sabotaging Turtleboy From The Inside

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Monday is by far the most important Department of Justice meeting in Worcester. The topic will be social media. Wanna play a fun drinking game? Go to this meeting at Worcester Tech on Monday and take a shot every time someone mentions Turtleboy Sports. You won’t last 30 minutes.

Anyway, this is especially relevant because you just KNOW the hippies will be prepared for this. They’re going to send a hippie army down there to point out all the ways that Turtleboy Sports is racist. And since they can’t point to one single blog that is actually “racist” they’ve apparently decided to sabotage us from the inside. Some real covert hippie tricks if I’ve ever seen it.

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Allow me to explain.

The other day we published a blog about Dylann Roof, the dickweed racist who killed nine black people in South Carolina. We basically went on a tangent about how stupid the confederate flag is. Only a treasonous loser flies the flag of an imaginary country full of traitors that only really existed in their simple southern minds.

This of course has led to a barrage of stupid comments, like this one:

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Sure, the confederate flag that this genius is supporting is literally the symbol for a group of assholes who attacked the United States army at Fort Sumpter, invaded Pennsylvania, and eventually aided the escape of the assassin of the greatest President in American. But please, tell me more about how Turtleboy’s opposition to this treasonous flag is “anti-US” because that seems to make a shit ton of sense right now.

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1. The American Revolution WAS an insurrection. Then they won. So they can call it whatever the fuck they wanna call it after that, because the USA became a real country. If England had won, obviously the American flag wouldn’t be flying on British territory. Obviously. Winners can put up whatever flag they want. Losers don’t get shit. This is how reality works.

2. Turtleboy Sports isn’t Fox News. Perhaps this commenter is confused. Allow me to explain. Turtleboy Sports answers to nobody. We see something and we call it as we see it. We don’t have to “prove” that we’re not racist. Everyone knows we’re not racist. Obviously. So no, pointing out that the flag of a bunch of pussy traitors who surrendered to the US army shouldn’t fly in the capital city of an American state doesn’t mean we’re “kissing liberal butt.” It means we’re voicing common sense.

Anyway, this is probably one of the few times the Circlejerk and Turtleboy agree on an issue. And it couldn’t have come at a worse time for them, since they’re anxiously trying to show the DOJ that we’re some sort of racist Worcester click bait. So what did Old Balls, Chris Robarge, Kevin Ksen, Joyce McNickles, Sonya Conner, Keesha Casserole, Marianna Nation of Islam and crew do? They got desperate and started sabotaging the blog. Couldn’t possibly be more obvious. For instance, when we put up our poll questions, it’s almost always specifically designed to be a landslide in the favor of the obvious choice. Like this one:

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Clearly this poll was designed for you to vote “yes.” Normally this goes exactly as planned and 3 out of 100 people will vote no, just to be an asshole. But this poll’s results were suspect to say the least:

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Hmmmmm. You’re telling me 162 people legitimately voted for the wrong answer? Something’s not right. I also noticed the comments that normally would be highly rated, had lots of down votes:

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See, all of those comments make sense and are evidence that the vast majority of TBS readers are logical and not the least bit racist. Then you see comments like this, which suspiciously are voted highly, despite being really, really dumb:

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Yes, the Civil War was about state’s rights. Particularly the right to enslave black people. And yes, there were blacks who “owned” slaves in the South. Almost all of them were former slaves who were purchasing the freedom of family members and owned them on paper only. Also, there was not a single black person in the south who legally owned a white slave. Besides, that this assessment is spot on.

Ya see what’s happened here? Old Balls and his fantastic friends have conspired to try to make Turtleboy readers look like racist rednecks.

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But unfortunately for them, we’re onto their schemes and tricks now. Ya see, the Circlejerk cannot possibly survive without racism. But unfortunately for them Worcester is probably the least racist city in the country.

So the only way for them to profit by selling their “diversity trainings,” get their friends like Cara Berg-Powers appointed to six figure salary positions, and create new unnecessary positions like “Chief Diversity Officer” (which almost definitely will be handed to Kevin Ksen), is to manufacture racism that doesn’t exist.

Don’t you get it? Don’t you see? Are you following the money yet? We’ve already shown you that the Mosaic Cultural Complex has conned the City Council and embezzled hundreds of thousands of dollars illegally from the taxpayers. They know we’re watching, and they know the only way to continue their scheme is to take down Turtleboy so the Ed Augustus gravy train keeps bringing the checks on the first of the month.

Look, they tried the boycott, and that obviously failed miserably. They tried to engage us in a war of PR and got eviscerated. They tried to get Clive McFarlane to be their soldier and turn the public against us. All of these have failed. Now they’re out of options so they’re doing this.

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So here’s what you can do. Go to the DOJ meeting on Monday. It’s gonna be a rowdy-down. Print out every racist thing you’ve ever seen the Circlejerk say. RBG has some classics if anyone has those saved. Once you get in your discussion groups and people start blaming TBS for racial tensions in this city, show them who the real racists are. Point out that while we’re raising money for really good charities, and exposing cheaters, frauds, and liars, they’re on our blog trying to sabotage us.

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21 Comment(s)
  • oneopinion
    June 25, 2015 at 9:02 pm

    The votes on the pole and in the comments were definitely rigged. They never skew like that.

  • TurtleBoySpurts
    June 21, 2015 at 12:16 pm

    If anybody’s messing with your blog poll it’s Stevie Hambone, you know, the guy whose blog tallies a unique visitor every time the page is refreshed. He’s all about manipulation, and the ends justifying the means, even if that involves breaking the law. Just ask him about Burdon Pond Dam sometime. I realize it facilitates your agenda to blame this on the usual Libs, but Stevie Hambone is the guy standing opposed to you on this topic, and the one with the proven lack of scruples when it comes to this kind of behavior. Of course, the irony of pointing out Stevie’s lack of scruples to a blogger totally lacking in scruples isn’t lost on me, but hey, you play the hand you’re dealt.

    • StickinToMyOpinion
      June 21, 2015 at 1:29 pm

      knock knock
      who’s there?
      no one.

    • Steve Gambone
      June 21, 2015 at 8:11 pm

      No TBSpurts aka mini-Carlo I don’t mess with the blog ‘poll’ here. I don’t participate in polls here or anywhere else online. I stand opposed to Turtleboy on this topic because he’s wrong. When Turtleboy is right I stand with him and defend his point of view. The fact that Turtleboy called my comments stupid won’t stop me from defending his view when he’s right on another subject. And it’s not like that’s unique around here. Lots of people disagree with Turtleboy and don’t hold it against him.

      It’s nice to see you’re still as dumb as a stump on the Burdon Pond Dam situation TBSpurts but you’re wandering off topic again and looking for the big, bad boogeyman to explain what’s going on with the poll.

      Turtleboy’s paranoia is understandable ‘cuz there are people out to get him. However some of the poll problem is that his expectations are based on outdated ideas. When the Telegram switched to Facebook lots of the anonymous folks came here to comment. That changed the commenting culture here.

      The Turtles come at commenting in one way, the Telegram Worms in another way so it can look and feel more like there’s a conspiracy going on.

  • RSoxGuy
    June 21, 2015 at 11:53 am

    Poor Old Balls is at it again, throwing around “redneck” as a racist term in his latest rant about how its better to marry (B)lack and understand them because that makes them less “exotic”. makes you “fear them less”? Are you fucking kidding me? WTF? Does Joyce know he describes his wife’s race as “exotic”? Holy shit racist shit Batman!!!!

    How the fuck does the TnG approve this shit for submission to a newspaper website?

    Double standards are double stupid Carlo! That means you are double dumb OLD BALLS!!!!!!

  • Reap what you sow
    June 21, 2015 at 11:47 am

    You’re poll isn’t wrong, it’s just that while you don’t say outwardly racist things you appeal to an audience of racist trash more often than not. You’re poll reflects that.

    • RSoxGuy
      June 21, 2015 at 11:54 am

      What do you mean? Carlo hates this blog.

    • clives doorag top convertable
      June 21, 2015 at 4:12 pm

      boo..the racist boogeyman will get you. You people would probably have better luck finding the abominable snowman at green hill park or the loch ness monter in coes pond than you would finding a racism problem in Worcester.

  • Z
    June 21, 2015 at 11:04 am

    I’ve been following this blog for a long time but now your stuff is just getting old. It would be refreshing to read blogs on issues other than your confrontations and with Old Balls, Clive McFarlane, Jen Roy, Joe Petty, Lisa Dyer and Sonya Conner among a host of others. You have managed to contradict yourself numerous times. Also, person(s) writing these blogs have zero grammatical skills. Find some new stuff to write about and I’ll be back to read your blogs. Until then, do better.

    • Z
      June 21, 2015 at 11:05 am

      Lost my grammatical argument with this one. Cross out the “and” after confrontations.****

  • StickinToMyOpinion
    June 21, 2015 at 10:44 am

    TB writes: “Old Balls and his fantastic friends have conspired to try to make TB’s readers look like racist rednecks.” SPOT ON! TB has taken Baldino down, lower than Old Balls could ever have gone on his own, and when he can’t get back up, he connives, manipulates, and cheats. Don’t think for a minute he isn’t wringing those geriatric hands. If you don’t know how Baldino’s twisted mind works by now, you never knew him to begin with. We all had fun feeding his warped psychotic imbalance on the T&G comments, but, the real thorn in his side, is TB.

  • Chris From Georgia
    June 21, 2015 at 10:32 am

    Trust me Turtle Boy, I’m no fan of Baldino.

  • Black
    June 21, 2015 at 10:03 am

    LMBO!! Old Balls (aka DUR=Dried Up Raisins) is frantic and rabid.
    To DUR and his mentally challenged followers: does it make you feel good to lie and cheat??

    Keep up the good work, TB!!

    (no raisin bran for me, thanks)

  • June 21, 2015 at 9:49 am

    I just want somebody to admit I actually exist and am not an invented character to deflect charges of racism. Besides, not only will the Confederates acknowledge me, they might plunk down some hard cash to own me again.

  • Whaaat?
    June 21, 2015 at 8:31 am

    There’s no way to justify flying the flag of secessionists without backing racism. Period. That’s like walking around in a white hood carrying a burning cross while adamantly denying you support the KKK.

  • fordsnharleys
    June 21, 2015 at 7:45 am

    As someone said the flag is not the issue. Americans died under that flag defending their state. Some people choose to see racism when they see that flag just like I see nudity when a pretty woman walks in the room. Nothing wrong with how she is dressed, it’s just my sick thinking better kept to myself.
    If I remember correctly, the KKK is a Christian organization. I think we need to move towards a non identifying society where labels are placed on no one. We need to stop calling people racist at the drop of a hat. Do away with affirmative action so no one feels excluded. There will always be cliques and life won’t be fair so people need to learn how to suck it up.

  • Steve Gambone
    June 21, 2015 at 7:02 am

    Turtleboy you’re getting way too paranoid. You also spend a lot of time trying to prove you’re not racist all the while saying you don’t need to prove you’re not racist. Which is silly enough but you constantly use racist words approved by the Politically Correct Klan.

    The Dylan Roof blog was anti-US. Your whining about being criticized on that post of yours makes you look petty and small Turtleboy. Grow a spine or work on getting a thicker skin to not look so pathetic. You also need to learn about the US way of doing things. Lots of those southerner-types you hate speech against died on Normandy beaches, enlisted after 9/11 and had your back while you played in that Afghanistan sandbox. Spitting on their graves and stabbing southern military folk in the back with your anti-US, Dylan Roof blog post is a bit much don’t you think?

    There’s no need to look for secret conspiracies within the Chris from Georgia vote. He said you were wrong and you were. It’s no big deal for Chris to get 7 thumbs up and 1 thumb down. The vote could have gone the other way on another day so don’t get so worked up over it. When your commenters disagree with you they are calling it as they see it. That shouldn’t be taken as ‘sabotage’. It’s a difference of opinion.

    Of course, your main opponents are out to get you Turtleboy, and you’re out to get them so a little paranoia is justified. The DoJ meetings were rigged against you from the start but Turtleboy is the main reason for the meetings in the first place.

    That in itself is a victory.

    • Big dick
      June 21, 2015 at 7:23 am

      I agree with that.
      Roof is a asshole. Should have elaborated on his diatribe. The flag is distraction from the issue

  • Carlo's Daddy
    June 20, 2015 at 11:50 pm

    I love me some TB, but I knew from the beginning this would be a split vote……

    You’re wrong on this one, Bro.

  • eric
    June 20, 2015 at 11:11 pm

    Are we forgetting about one of the new recruits wanda???

  • Small Town Internet Lawyer
    June 20, 2015 at 9:46 pm

    I will be filing deformation of characters charges

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