Our First Call In Show Was Amazing: Dawson Boston Calls In And Cries, Threatens Lawsuit For Domestic Violence And Thinking About Suicide


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Everyone’s favorite heroin dealer from Rochester, the Pube Face Killah Dawson J. Boston, called into the live show last night. He threatened several lawsuits for harassment, domestic violence, and bullying. He literally cried during the show and threatened to kill himself, but when we called his bluff he said he wasn’t going to do it. However, he also said that by him merely claiming to think about it we have committed a crime against him. Spectacular. This was our first episode of live call-ins and I think the format worked. A bunch of turtle riders called into the program to share their thoughts on the college admissions scandal, the Fall River election, and the Woburn Jizz Wizard. We also got a call in from Laura in London who wanted to share her thoughts on the Captin Dick Whistler’s tactic of harassing every woman in Fitchburg. Lastly we introduced a new voice character – Unkie Junkie.



14 Comment(s)
  • Corinth Arkadin
    March 17, 2019 at 10:14 pm

    I should actually call in next time.

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    March 17, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    Dawson is a douche. I hope he goes to jail so bubba can enter Boston

  • Maines Own Auntie Cracker
    March 17, 2019 at 6:55 pm

    The live chat is amazing and almost as fun as the show itself. Willy, Ma C, Ashley, MVT, all of those people who made me laugh. Now if only I could figure out who Willy really is that would be great
    When he said that Dawson was going to be the “14th reason why” I died laughing. He should coHost

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    March 17, 2019 at 6:35 pm

    listening to that little bitch dawson tear up was hilarious…wish i colud have bottled them up to sip on later.

  • Louis G
    March 17, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    this was a good show.
    uncle tb is so fun to lisen to. i love his rants. like all ratchets pube face has no idea what he was talking about! i love it. also i just wanted to ancer dr tbs question of why all the girls picture pose is the same. alot of articles say that is the best pose for a selfie. she just took it to the extreme. anyways keep up the good work!

  • dawson's a fag
    March 17, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    dawson is a faggot weak little bitch

  • Hmmmm
    March 17, 2019 at 3:03 pm

    Do you plan on paying for his funeral expenses if he kills himself due to a false story?

  • Casper
    March 17, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    The caller who had the show on & had no idea what the topics were was brutal to listen to. Im confused why she wanted to call in in the first olace? She had the personality of a dial tone…

  • Natasha
    March 17, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    Domestic violence… that’s new

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 17, 2019 at 11:02 am

    Uncle turtle turd you have jumped the shark with your podcast ,, it is lame

    • Francis = Adam Catalanotti
      March 17, 2019 at 11:10 am

      Hey Chef, still stalking women on the Fitchburg community page? You enjoy whistling your dick through posts, you delinquent.

  • Gilbert Grape
    March 17, 2019 at 10:40 am

    For a first show I thought it went well. I loved the Portugese guy from Fall River. The woman who wouldn’t turn down the show noise was brutal. Dawson was one of the most ignorant people I have ever heard. UTB, tell me these people like the grape jelly rammer are fictitious and this is all staged? There is no way in hell there are people this fucking stupid. You definitely called his bluff and raised him on the suicide threat. I thought for sure you were going to hand deliver a loaded 357 to him, put it in his hand, raise it to his head and dare him to pull the trigger. Reminded me of Deniro with the Viet Kong in the Deerhunter. No good Samaritan jobs for you.

  • Jennifer
    March 17, 2019 at 10:30 am

    Come on brooooo!

  • Maggie the Cat
    March 17, 2019 at 9:34 am

    “Unkie Junkie” !!! I love it…getting opinions from the other side is brillliant!

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