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Pandering Toolbag Governor Charlie Baker Fell For Monica Cannon-Grant’s Bullshit And Says He’d Support Maura Healey’s Office Taking Over Mikayla Miller Investigation


Breaking News – Charlie Baker has bought into the baseless, debunked, bullshit lies from Monica Cannon-Grant and is asking the Attorney General’s Office to investigate Mikayla Miller’s death.

Charlie Baker is one of the most useless, pandering toolbags in the history of politics. He’s a “republican” who constantly wants to please democrats, and he thinks that this will accomplish that. He clearly has not read a thing about this case, because had he done so he would know that the medical examiner ruled that she killed herself.

Case closed.

Marian Ryan is an independent District Attorney

The medical examiner for the state was an independent professional with no stake in the outcome.

Everything about this investigation has been independent, so what exactly is the AGO gonna do? And how are they any more “independent” than the Middlesex County District Attorney’s Office? These are questions Charlie Baker would ask if he gave a shit, but instead he just blurted the first thing that came to his mind because he figured it would appease liberals. It’s the only thing he knows how to do.

The worst part about this is that the only reason this story has any legitimacy is because the mainstream media continues to provide cover for Monica Cannon-Grant. If they had bothered to report on her long and documented history of racist and violent threats on social media, then Governor Baker wouldn’t pay her any mind. Instead they have legitimized her, and so has Baker. Now Monica Cannon-Grant will likely be using Charlie Baker’s words to demand an “independent” investigation. In doing so Baker and Monica are both still insinuating that the 5 innocent children who have been slandered by this woman may have killed her.


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47 Comment(s)
  • CONN
    May 21, 2021 at 2:16 pm

    From Charlie Baker’s Wikipedia:

    “The first governor in Massachusetts, and maybe the first governor ever, to voluntarily remove his testicles just because…”

  • Metro West Guy
    May 21, 2021 at 11:23 am

    Enough is enough with these conspiracy theories and other fairytale hocus pocus BS being dragged out since Day 1. The Governor is a coward for just going along rather than having the courage to demand the cold, hard facts about how and why all these people in this girl’s life failed to help her – mother, relatives, state agencies, school, etc.

  • Chuck The Cuck
    May 21, 2021 at 10:40 am

    Charlie Baker is such a Cuckold Bitch and a Liberal cunt. He pulled strings to cover up his son sexually assaulting a woman on a plane. If regular people disagree with the airline loudly, you will get charged. Go choke on a cock Charlie you fucking Cuck

  • Charlie the shit bag
    May 21, 2021 at 9:33 am

    Charlie bakers brother is a homosexual

    He loves sucking black dicks
    The bigger the bettet

  • Maura the bull dike healey
    May 21, 2021 at 9:29 am

    Hey Charlie Parker when the bull dike finished her investigation why dont you have her investigate your drug addict rapist son AJ who’s investigation you squashed
    You lying cocksucker

  • Marty Meehan
    May 20, 2021 at 10:37 pm

    What an ugly lezbo she was. Maybe she can chew on Jajalala’s snatch when she gets down there.

    • Death
      May 21, 2021 at 12:27 am

      Wow dude! You’re a prick!

  • Charlie Baker closet racist side
    May 20, 2021 at 10:08 pm

    The mother killed her to prevent going to jail for child abuse and now soullessly is milking the death for money. Look at the pattern.
    She probably has some n!gger boyfriend that helped.

  • Common sense
    May 20, 2021 at 9:55 pm

    Why are we not listening to the 1 main fact

    Her father unfortunately killed himself as well 7-8 years prior,
    How come no one is talking about what that did to her and that she actually fell into the same circumstances as him

  • Judge Dread
    May 20, 2021 at 9:30 pm

    Am I the only one who fantasizes about measuring Charlie Bakers dick?

    • The Spitting Rabbi
      May 20, 2021 at 10:12 pm

      Gay rabbi alert!

      • Alexander Rich-Shea
        Alexander Rich-Shea
        May 21, 2021 at 9:05 am

        No, but I’m glad you’re thinking about me.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    May 20, 2021 at 8:33 pm

    The entire Republican/Democrat BS needs to stop. There is no difference between the two. Those labels are used to milk citizens of their money. What we have are Uniparty Woke Globalists (Baker, Kemp Romney) vs. We The People.

  • jayeurglunes
    May 20, 2021 at 8:30 pm

    If grades were being handed out to each side MCG would get an A- and Turtleboy might scrape by with C+. MCG churns out videos and powerful people line up to help and the $ keeps pouring into the GFM. On MGC say so the governor green lights an independent investigation. Aiden”s video effectively was a plea for other people to sue MGC to take down his nemesis and he will volunteer to edit video evidence and donate $500 – the link to raise that $500 will be up soon. Hopefully you didn’t report Calvina’s GFM using any connection to Turtleboy.

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      Alexander Rich-Shea
      May 20, 2021 at 9:22 pm

      Your math only works because you and Monica Cannon Grant don’t actually experience this dead girl’s suicide as a loss.

      TurtleBro was a teacher, he’s sad this girl killed herself.

    • Death
      May 21, 2021 at 12:40 am

      Legal weed is a bad thing! Slow down homie. It really depends what the big shots need today. They really needed something to get rid of Trump. It took a race war, and a global pandemic, but they did it! Monica grant is just a puppet for the masters…or as she likes to call it “a house ni663r.”
      She will get rich off this, no doubt! It’s a small price to pay for all the blacks lip service. They’ve been giving out welfare to “marginalized” groups for decades for the vote grab, and they wonder why they are at the bottom…haha tangent….$1300 a month don’t get you far does it?

    May 20, 2021 at 8:17 pm

    This is the job that Charlie wanted, now he is stuck with being governor. That was his most likely escape route. Biden won’t bring him to DC.

    “The combined Tufts Health Plan and Harvard Pilgrim Health Care have named a new CEO. Cain A. Hayes will become chief executive on July 5, about six months into the merger of Tufts and Harvard Pilgrim. He will replace Tom Croswell, who previously had announced his retirement.”

  • Cleamus
    May 20, 2021 at 7:54 pm

    I was hoping that he would appoint Rachael as special investigator for this case. She would order the gallows to be constructed on the very first day. And have these 5 kids arrested and put in chains. And that all would be done before lunch.

  • bigdaddy
    May 20, 2021 at 5:05 pm

    Charlie Baker the most cuckold governor in the country

    • Thomas Betit
      May 24, 2021 at 5:34 pm

      That’s ridiculous
      Faker need a shaft to hold up testicles.
      He wipes back to front like every other sackless rino.

      Maura took over to cover up for crooked sexual deviant cops.
      Look at Springfield or Dallton police departments, never mind the domestic criminal terrorist MSP. At least new mayor is attempting to clean up Boston police department.

  • Shirley U. Juest.
    May 20, 2021 at 4:51 pm

    It appears that what that bigot baker is saying is that we need a black person investigating a black person’s death because whitey can’t be trusted.

  • Oh, And Another Thing…
    May 20, 2021 at 4:28 pm

    …Charlene Baker cries more than a fucking onion farmer.

  • Metro West Guy
    May 20, 2021 at 4:28 pm

    This is a shining example of everything that is completely backwards and wrong with this state. What is the message being given here by the Governor – that his DA and all of the associated Law Enforcement and Medical professionals who investigated are not just inept, but also corrupt and part of some giant conspiracy to hide the true cause of death?

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    May 20, 2021 at 4:01 pm

    If liberals gave even a single fuck about faggots and dykes they would not be doing this to Mikayla’s ex girlfriend.

    I’m starting to suspect liberals hate us more than conservatives. Haha jk I know for a fact that’s true.

    • Death
      May 21, 2021 at 12:53 am

      Wtf is up with blacks and f@gs always crying that conservatives hate them?
      You know who we hate? People that go around saying we hate specific groups…I don’t give a rats ass if you suck cock or fuck pussy. I don’t care if your brown, yellow, tan or red. My only concerns are that you work and support your family on your own, teach your kids some f$%king manners, and you use your turn signals.
      Now quit being a f#%cking bitch and step up to plate.

      • Alexander Rich-Shea
        Alexander Rich-Shea
        May 21, 2021 at 9:07 am

        You know, it might have to do with how you express yourself.

  • juror seven esq.
    May 20, 2021 at 3:44 pm

    I understand that Charlie Baker has just signed legislation to make June 19th a state holiday. The holiday is in honor of Juneteenths (spelling may not be correct). This recognizes the event that made all the slaves free people. Something about that but Charlie says it’s a holiday.
    If you work in Suffolk County, more than likely you have a no show state job, that makes 14 holidays each year. Evacuation Day, Bunker Hill Day, Patriots Day, This new one along with New Year’s Day, Martin Luther King Day, Presidents Day, Memorial Day, 4th of July, Labor Day. Columbus Day This could be removed. Veteran’s Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas.
    Add sick days. vacation days, day you don’t feel like working, days when you show up and do nothing.

    • Ron Jeremy
      May 20, 2021 at 8:58 pm

      This is George Floyd day. Any state that refuses to recognize this day as a holiday WILL get ALL federal money withheld…just like how the states were threatened with enacting MLK Day in the 1990s. NH and Arizona were threatened heavilly until both caved.

      • Small town white boy
        May 20, 2021 at 10:32 pm

        There is no need for fathers day in the black community. It will from here forward be replaced by Juneteenth. Yes, we completely made up a new holiday

  • Sorry Won't Work
    May 20, 2021 at 3:21 pm

    Maura has very limited prosecutorial capabilities focused solely on politics, and even that really isn’t prosecuting. Anything involving “forensics” is soooooo out of her league her head would spin off like a Tazmanian Devil!

  • Boston Irish
    White Power
    May 20, 2021 at 3:18 pm

    Only in communist Massachusetts

  • Bob Murchison
    May 20, 2021 at 3:17 pm

    My scrotum is the color of an over ripe Banana. When should I start to worry?

    • Joe
      May 20, 2021 at 4:53 pm

      When someone attempts to make banana bread with it.

  • Oliver Sutton
    May 20, 2021 at 3:14 pm

    Hey Charlie Baker: how about an independent investigation into your sexually groping son AJ Baker? Caught groping that girl on the flight into Logan and the whole thing was squashed by your office? Nothing happened. Why? You shielded him from ANY investigation because you knew he was a creep that was guilty. A piece of shit politician who knows his piece of shit son belongs in jail. Nice job raising your kid, and parents are supposed to trust you? Fuck you.

  • Simple Charlie
    May 20, 2021 at 3:10 pm

    Not the sharpest tool in the shed. Someone please primary this ding-a-ling.

  • We will remember
    May 20, 2021 at 3:06 pm

    When Baker goes for re-election…
    We will allll remember who he helped during this pandemic.

    He is a sell out. He’s a LIBERAL he’s a con artist. He’s no republican.

    He’s. Man for The people who live off the system….
    NOT the multi- generational biz owners and the people who saw the •unemployment Monopoly money” that was taken from their hard earned pay check and handed out like prize money.

    The voters will remember and vote his SOB OUT

    How’s Aj????? What ever happened to that ???

    • randiguy2006
      May 20, 2021 at 4:16 pm

      Blah, blah, blah.
      No one’s voting Baker out. Look at his numbers. Overwhelmingly positive.

      • Jenny Talbert
        May 20, 2021 at 6:38 pm

        Only because the media covers for him. A DeSantis-like leader could easily unseat him in a primary.

        • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
          Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
          May 21, 2021 at 5:51 am

          Of which, in Massachusetts, there are none.

          • Chris
            May 22, 2021 at 11:15 am

            Actually, Geoff Diehl should’ve beat Liawatha for Senate for calling the cops racist. Regarding the Corner Office, if Charlie runs again next year, it will be the 4th time as MassGOP nominee. In 2010, he lost to the Real Deval, who won his 2nd term. (Ex-Democrat State Treasurer Tim Cahill got 10% as an independent.) In ‘14, constitutionalist Mark Fisher had to sue and became $250k richer just to get on the primary ballot due to the shenanigans at the convention that year.

            There are other people who could do it, but come general election, it won’t matter as long as Bill Galvin is still Secretary of State, and Dominion machines are used. The Senate election last year should’ve been Joe III vs. Dr. Shiva (who’s been in court about this).

            Mass. is a lost cause.

  • Common Sense
    May 20, 2021 at 3:05 pm

    Why are these racist fools even acknowledged? At some point even the foolish media and politicians have to see how baseless their claims are. This girl killed her self and they making a mockery of her death.

  • Make America Great Again
    May 20, 2021 at 3:05 pm

    Has anyone asked where the mother was at the time of her death?

    • Well, At Least They Know…
      May 20, 2021 at 4:27 pm

      …where her fucking belt was at the time. How’d this poor girl end up with it? Did she just “borrow” it or was it “handed” to her??

      This “mother” is involved, no fucking doubt. If she didn’t out-and-out do this to the poor kid, she certainly didn’t help matters. Her date before a judge in July for hitting her daughter with a baseball bat comes a little too late, unfortunately.

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    May 20, 2021 at 2:53 pm

    Charlie Parker is a CUNT!!!

    • Ray Patriarcas Consigliere
      May 20, 2021 at 3:14 pm

      well said

  • Judge Dread
    May 20, 2021 at 2:44 pm

    I love Charlie Baker and can’t wait to vote for him again.

    • G Ber
      I love Florida and it’s wonderful governor
      May 20, 2021 at 2:58 pm

      I know for a fact you took a hit of Meth before posting your love of Charlie, you’ll be “coming down” soon, so order a pizza now.

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