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Part 1: Manbunned Maynard Beta Male Defends Repeat Offender And Undocumented Immigrant Who Intentionally Overstayed Student Visa, Bans Anyone Who Supports Police Or Law And Order

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This blog was kind of long so I had to make it two parts.

This is Marlone Carnielli of Maynard, MA.

He came here five years ago from Brazil on a student visa, which was only valid if he remained in school. It expired in 2015.

But being a student doesn’t pay money and Marlone likes fancy things like BMWs, so that he can do donuts in the winter.

Nor does staying in school make it easy to purchase motorcycles

And he likes to spend money on essential things like tattoos

Six Flags passes

Concerts

Vacations

Lots of vacations

Despite being here illegally he still has full access to great healthcare though.

Proving once again that the joke is always on the taxpayers.

So he stopped going to school, which means he violated his visa and is here illegally. This is why I’m not a “build the wall” guy. Because this is how the vast, vast majority of undocumented immigrants got here. They came on visas, overstay them, and blend into the crowd. A wall is a waste of taxpayer money and it won’t back an ounce of difference to stem the tide of illegal immigration. I’m fiscally responsible like that.

But the good part (for him) about living in Massachusetts is that undocumented immigrants like Marlone Carnielli can remain here without fear of being deported because local police departments don’t do immigration checks and don’t collaborate with ICE. All you have to do if you are here illegally is NOT BREAK THE LAW, and you can stay here. But Marlone has issues with obeying the law.

He’s been summonsed to court multiple time for surchargeable driving offenses because he drives like a douchebag and is a danger to law abiding people on the road. Prior to this he still had a license, despite being here illegally, but as a result of these repeated offenses he lost his license. Yet he still regularly drives his BMW regularly. He previously was summonsed to court by the Lincoln PD and blew off court, which resulted in the arrest warrant he was picked up for in May by the Maynard PD. The latest license suspension resulted in an unregistered motor vehicle citation and a speeding ticket.

This is Eliot Prisby of Maynard.

He’s a local SJW who owns a karate studio in town.

Evidently his business is not doing very well, and consequently he hates capitalism.

Keep in mind, he lives in one of the wealthiest regions of the state. To live anywhere near Maynard, Sudbury, Concord, Acton, Boxboro, or anything along Route 2 in between Shirley and Boston, is quite expensive. Median family income in Maynard is over $100,000.

So the “capitalism hurts my customers” doesn’t seem to hold weight. Especially since capitalism has resulted in them being able to live in one of the most expensive parts of the country.

And contrary to his tweet the recent tax break drastically helped small business owners, but he’s hurting because perhaps there just isn’t demand in Maynard to learn karate from a creepy manbunned SJW named Eliot.

Luckily this beta male is not the bread winner in his house so he doesn’t have to worry about providing for his children.

Eliot likes to make up lies about his customers disappearing, presumably because they got picked up by ICE.

But in reality, there just isn’t demand for karate lessons taught by a creepy SJW with a manbun.

Eliot evidently hates nationalism, jingoism, and other expressions of pride that we live in the greatest country that has ever existed. He also has a tendency of making up lies about ICE being everywhere.

He also doesn’t like it when police try to humanize themselves by doing lip syncs, because he would prefer if relationships between citizens and the police remain negative.

He tweeted this 3 days before Weymouth Sgt Michael Chesna was killed by an unarmed “brown kid” who hit him with a rock and then shot him with his own gun.

And he wants border patrol agents to be killed by putting them in wood chippers for doing their job.

Nice guy.

Despite being woke and tolerant of people of color, Eliot has still elected to live in Maynard, a town that is over 92% white.

He likes minorities, he just intentionally chose to live far away from them. Maybe that’s why he’s not seeing them in his dojo.

But to alleviate the great guilt he feels for being white he often shares GoFundMe’s for people of color in order to prove that he’s one of the “good ones.” Like this one he shared last year for a Puerto Rican woman, who couldn’t speak English despite living here for ten years, and began a GoFundMe to open up a restaurant.

The restaurant never opened and no one got their money back. But nevertheless, he made a difference in the world by sharing a GoFundMe.

Eliot runs a Facebook group called, Maynard Welcomes You.

But as you can see by their rules, not everyone is welcomed. Kind of like building a wall on Facebook.

Particularly unwelcome are people who have radical opinions that people should obey the law, and choose to express this on his welcoming page. And in order to screen these bigots out you must first answer two questions.

Yes, that’s right, you must sign a petition promoting Maynard as a sanctuary city in order to join his group where all are allegedly welcomed. Makes sense.

If you voice an opinion that is contrary to his radical political philosophy then it means you are a racist and must be banished.

But the fun was just getting started. Stay tuned for part 2 coming in 30 minutes or less.

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24 Comment(s)
  • Dojo Douche
    December 19, 2018 at 5:44 am

    Prisby get’s slapped down.

  • Sensei say Eliot is CUCK boy, wife deserve better
    December 19, 2018 at 5:26 am

    Eliot Prisby wants to throw the PINK FACES in an industrial wood chipper…… is that hate speech? or Racism? Or Murder? Budha wouldn’t be very proud of your homicidal anger and rage Eliot, now Budha is sad.

    ……. Eliot this may come as a surprise to you but you are Dah Pink Face… how do you like them apples? Let that sink… you dah pink face… and you got the hate, racism and rage in you… remember the woodchipper comment… yeah that’s hate and racism. Marlone knows you dah pink face and Marlone don’t love you Eliot he just says that when he borrow money.. your wife’s money.

    The rest of us Pink Faces will be laughing our pink asses off when your gay-crush Marlone steals your identity and leaves you in massive debt and you find the pics of Marlone using your wife as a sex toy for the past 5 years and she and her little Marlone baby bump divorces and leaves you and you sit alone to contemplate the Cuckhold man/boy fantasy life in your DOJO.

    Eliot, at least your wife knows how to work the Capitalism Machine. Eliot, you fucking tool… man-child… CUCK. Living off your wife’s income and playing around in karate costumes with an obvious homosexual obsession for Marlone and Brazilian men. Your wife deserves better, hope she wakes up divorces your parasite ass and finds a man who knows how to hold a job not a karate pose in a satin gown.

  • whatevuh
    December 18, 2018 at 9:32 pm

    That’s not a man bun . . . it’s a douche knot

  • Dark Truth
    December 18, 2018 at 6:30 pm

    TB, he’s not a beta, he’s a gamma.

    • Eliot Prisby
      December 19, 2018 at 5:30 am

      But he’s horny for the Tri Lambdas.

  • z
    December 18, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Hey Y, you’ve got the Youtube fu down.

    How about queing up the David Carradine – Kung Fu opening?

  • Rich
    December 18, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    Disagree with you re: the wall will make no difference. Trump wants $5 billion for it. Any idea what illegal aliens cost the taxpayer? A lot more than that. Other than that, I look forward to Pt 2 of this story…….

  • Stable Genius
    December 18, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    Please never again use the term “undocumented immigrant”.  It is Illegal Alien.  Anything less is Commie bullshit.  Just some constructive criticism.  Other than that, good article.

  • Anonymous
    December 18, 2018 at 3:00 pm

    “Puerto Rican woman, who couldn’t speak English despite living here for ten years, and began a GoFundMe to open up a restaurant.”

    She doesn’t need a restaurant, she need English lessons or she can go back to Puerto Rico.

  • Exit 69
    December 18, 2018 at 2:50 pm

    Is this guy for real? He has a wife who he clearly states is supporting him, a business where he gets to do what he enjoys ( when he wants to) and would be the first to call the cops if his business or his home were broken into. What a fucking assclown.

    • Jim
      December 18, 2018 at 3:11 pm

      I bet Kwai Chang there drives a prius powered by his own qi

    • Elliot Prisby = Marriage Regret
      December 19, 2018 at 5:38 am

      Mrs. Prisby you deserve better, at least find a man who has enough sack to lose your money in a real business venture. He dances around in a silky dress holding limp wrist poses and can’t figure out why his “business” isn’t profitable, OMG, the douche power is off the scales.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    December 18, 2018 at 2:15 pm

    #Eliot #Gay #Fullofshit #SJW #Willcallthepolicewhenanimmigrantattacksme #WilluseKarateonthefistillegalthatrapesmywife

    This guy is a #Douchebag

  • Rembrandt Q. Eintstein
    December 18, 2018 at 2:06 pm

    Just what metro west needs, another illegal a-hole from south america who can’t fly straight and has proven himself to be nothing more than a giant headache for the rest of us.

  • Fitzy
    December 18, 2018 at 1:55 pm

    If manbun teaches Brazilians how to fight then I had that country all wrong.

  • Vigil Ante
    December 18, 2018 at 12:59 pm

    According to my pitchfork, white people can be illegal immigrants just as much as POC, and we don’t want to pay for any of them.

  • Douchbag
    December 18, 2018 at 12:51 pm

    Karate is Gay as is man buns and illegal immigrants suck.

  • Maggie the Cat
    December 18, 2018 at 12:49 pm

    Ladies and Gentlemen of no religion, any religion, and all religions, LET US PRAY…that Eliot gets hit and seriously injured by an illegal alien driving without a license. It is only right and just.

    • Y
      December 18, 2018 at 2:39 pm

      I was thinking the same thing…would love the irony.

      • z
        December 18, 2018 at 5:35 pm

        Yeah, me to.

        • Eliot Prisby
          December 19, 2018 at 5:32 am

          Give the Worcester bike swervers a car and a map to Eliot Prisby’s house.

  • El Hombre Blanco
    December 18, 2018 at 12:48 pm

    The season of the grandma petra restaurant?

  • Clitty Litter
    December 18, 2018 at 12:40 pm

    Can we get a bailout over here!?
    ( student loans from 7 years studying ancient Asian pottery are crushing him)

  • ElJefe72
    December 18, 2018 at 12:40 pm

    If “#capitalism” is so bad, then why doesn’t Eliot just offer his classes for free to everyone? It’s not fair that he should make any money on the backs of the working man.

    Also, if many of his students are “#immigrants”, then “#capitalism” can’t be that bad, otherwise they wouldn’t be able to afford his classes.

    Logic and reasoning are not his strengths.

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