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Part 4 Of The Kylie Kirkpatrick Series Is Up And Exposes Her Long Criminal History And Profiting Off Of The Death Of Her Crotch Fruit’s Sperm Donor

 

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Part 4 of the Kylie Kirkpatrick investigative series is now available on TB Daily News by clicking hereYou’re going to see just how bottomless this chick can get in her quest to use her crotch fruit for fame and fortune. You’ll also get a complete review of her legal history, including her many convictions and history with substance abuse.

 

 

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50 Comment(s)
  • Laughing at Kylie's Karma
    January 7, 2020 at 9:47 am

    She’s been convicted of crimes in several countries besides Napa and nobody ran a quick check on who she really is. Everyone in Napa, except for psycho girl loves Turtle Boy’s blogs! This chick has been a thief, liar, manipulator and a basic bitch for years. TB is giving it back to her 10 fold and she deserves it! Welcome to Karma Kylie!

  • Bob Barker
    January 7, 2020 at 2:36 am

    I wore a condom.

    • Manute Bol
      January 7, 2020 at 2:39 am

      I didn’t

      • Rosie O'Donnells Stunt Penis
        January 7, 2020 at 8:05 am

        Me neither Manute.

  • Make her my cuddlebunny
    January 7, 2020 at 12:03 am

    As we move into the winter months and the prospect of increased heating costs looms with the current events unfolding before us, I find that the idea of getting close to this woman is gaining appeal.
    A large woman like her absolutely radiates heat so she would definitely keep the bed warm on a cold night.
    The downside is that my donkulus will probably develop a steady drip, looking like a one eyed, snot nosed little brat and burn like an olympic torch when I try to pee.
    If she’s a three holer, totally worth it.

  • Bird for 3
    January 7, 2020 at 12:03 am

    She got fucking knocked up at rehab & still got to keep her ‘Good-time’. What the fuck?

  • ChipChipperson
    January 6, 2020 at 8:40 pm

    At least Ralph finally got some white pussy before going to that big menial job offer n the sky.

    • Startled Pancake
      January 6, 2020 at 9:42 pm

      I LOL’ed for real, dawg.

  • Who Flung Cum
    January 6, 2020 at 7:48 pm

    There’s one word to describe her: Thundercunt

  • Don Lemon
    January 6, 2020 at 7:42 pm

    I find Ryan’s hair style attractive.

  • Lipstick Hippie
    January 6, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    No court in this country would approve an 8 year old changing his name because HE wants to. He’s 8 for Chrissakes, how the hell does he know what he wants today, let alone tomorrow. And mannn these are some good articles on the psycho bitch, but every time I read one I get more pissed. I would love to kick her right in the cunt but I’d probably lose my foot.

  • Andy bean
    January 6, 2020 at 6:20 pm

    Narcan should be outlawed

    Thank you lord Jesus for president Donald j Trump
    And the virus

    • Startled Pancake
      January 6, 2020 at 9:43 pm

      Another
      Infected
      Dick
      Sucker

  • Cheesemo
    January 6, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    Looks like she gave herself those tatoos fucked up on the meth
    Kind of a fat cunt for a meth whore

  • m
    January 6, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    Never can trust a tweaker, even one who’s off the junk. While hooked they’d sell their mother’s eyes to score another fix, and this mentality never totally leaves the building.

  • Name/Gender Change
    January 6, 2020 at 1:03 pm

    Does anyone else wonder why it says Name/Gender on the name change? Has she, or is she planning on changing his gender? Just a question. It seems odd that gender was included on this change form.

    • Judge dread
      January 6, 2020 at 2:11 pm

      It’s because policy makers / politicians are a bunch of idiots that pander to the LGBT/GLAAD outrage mafia. These radical fractions, ESP GLAAD, go after anyone and everyone who doesn’t except homosexuality and transgender bullshit.

      Hey No one cares about who your banging or what gender you identify as. Gay men no longer have to marry women and cheat on them to maintain an image. No one cares. Less than 5% of people are gay and .03% are trans.

      STOP TRYING TO SHOVE IT DOWN OUR THROATS. You just making people hate you more vs if u just left us alone.

      GLAAD and homo activists and the politicians that pander to them can kiss my royal Irish ass. The only thing worse than law breakers are law makers.

      Men have a penis. Women have a vagina.

      That’s all I have to say.

      • Judge Head
        January 6, 2020 at 4:52 pm

        Sweet Kindergarten Cop reference.

    • Aspiring Street Rapper from the mean streets of Cohasset
      January 6, 2020 at 2:46 pm

      Makes no sense-

      I just got done reading about how Boston’s most “diverse” city council has been sworn in. By “diverse”, of course, they mean less straight white men. This begs the question, as a straight white guy, why should I be celebrating less career opportunities and more oppression for myself? Diversity is awful.

  • Liawatha
    January 6, 2020 at 12:19 pm

    I laud Kylie for bringing the deplorable practice of “lunch shaming” to the forefront of our national consciousness. Kudos to her for her unbelievable courage and generosity!

    • Anubis
      January 6, 2020 at 2:35 pm

      This schitck is getting as old as Fuckheads Cowboy. Go play cowboys and indians.

      • Aspiring Street Rapper from the mean streets of Cohasset
        January 6, 2020 at 2:48 pm

        You can’t play cowboys and indians anymore in California, they said it was racist unless the indians won every single time.

      • Liawatha
        January 6, 2020 at 5:29 pm

        You sir are a scoundrel and a lunch shaming reprobate. A person of your moral character should be drawn and quartered for your apathy toward hungry children.

  • CrispyC
    January 6, 2020 at 12:01 pm

    This woman is despicable. She wanted attention. She is getting it.

  • Kylie's Dealer
    January 6, 2020 at 11:07 am

    I bet this dumb bitch relapsed and is using the money to get high again. California needs to take away her son asap.

  • Butthurt Libersls Cry For American Blood WAH
    January 6, 2020 at 10:12 am

    Wah wah orange man bad. Boo hoo hoo he killed an esteemed and iconic devout terrorist. We want iranista to retaliate.

  • Brett Kavanaugh
    January 6, 2020 at 10:04 am

    I bet this dumpsterslut doesn’t even have the common courtesy to say “thank you for the rape” after getting raped.

    • Thank You Donald
      January 6, 2020 at 10:14 am

      If it helps she did thank President Trump for terminating a muslim scumbag.

      • Brett Kavanaugh
        January 7, 2020 at 5:42 am

        Did she? If so I’ll dial it back a little. They filled up the towel on his head with his fucking brains. And the exterminations aren’t stopping… concentration camps up and running to detain any and all Iran scum in the country. DONALD TRUMP IS THE LORD GOD!

  • Nut 'em
    January 6, 2020 at 9:58 am

    What does ‘kyote’ (I’ll never pronounce it coyote) have to do with Ghana or South Korea? Could this be any more of a blatant misdirection by the fat cunt mother? And that kid never gave a fuck about his dad. Her psychological warfare bullshit is starting to make me sick to read.

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 6, 2020 at 9:29 am

    I used to fuck fat junkie whores like that and then use them for kickboxing practice

    • Startled Pancake
      January 6, 2020 at 9:45 pm

      I LOL’ed for real, dawg.

  • I see dumb people... Everywhere
    January 6, 2020 at 9:12 am

    This nasty hogbeast is the definition of a narcissistic sociopath with munchausen by proxy… Someone save that poor child before she does permanent damage.. Funny how his name change for cultural reasons came right before his ” lunch donation” went viral… This is one sick sick bitch.. She really shouldn’t be allowed around any child let alone allowed to continue to pump out more kids for her own twisted publicity stunts.. She literally uses her child as a pawn in her twisted virtue signaling and scams… Someone save that kid before its to late for him if it isn’t already!!!

  • Say No to Nogs
    January 6, 2020 at 8:44 am

    Ryan’s a mixer, and daddy took off just like I said he did. Pie in the face to the thumbs down crowd on my previous posts.

  • Me
    January 6, 2020 at 7:45 am

    There are no coyotes in Ghana or South Korea.

    • Wily E Kyote
      January 6, 2020 at 8:47 am

      No, but Ghana is rife with scumbags and criminals

    • Casino Scum
      January 6, 2020 at 10:15 pm

      Coyotes are WORLDWIDE! I once saw a 3 legged coyote cross the street in Dakar! It was great! I was looking for a Casino but all I found was a 7-11

  • Grammie
    January 6, 2020 at 6:58 am

    I believe that this story is the watershed moment for Turtleboy. No one in California could stop this train wreck from destroying her child while taking advantage of countless people? Only Turtleboy, from across the country? This is what we’ve come to: we cower in our homes, just praying to not come up on the radar of these scammers. Because if we do, there is only Turtleboy to turn to. And Turtleboy is about to have a tsunami of stories to cover.

  • joe shit
    January 6, 2020 at 6:19 am

    tattooed warpig, all drug addicts are thieving scumbags. There is no cure just scam artists and other drug addicts taking government funds to “counsel” these worthless bottom feeders. Any family member who tries to help these fucking imbeciles is nothing more than an enabler.

  • The Courtney Love of Napa
    January 6, 2020 at 3:46 am

    Said only in respect for Ray Patriarca.
    “Cunt Fried Rice.”
    Atwells Coin-O-Matic for all your worst stains.

  • Anal pregnancy
    January 6, 2020 at 3:38 am

    Fuck California. Fuck Iran.

  • Mastercard
    January 6, 2020 at 3:35 am

    Knock it off ham drapes.

  • Dick Scratcher
    January 6, 2020 at 3:22 am

    Poor old Ryan E. Kyote will be scarred for life.

    He probably now thinks that the way to get stuff in life is to tweet lies to corporations.

    Still at least he now has a surname that reflects his multi-cultural background, although based on the the father’s record perhaps the surname Criminal would have been a more honest approach to take.

  • AngryWhiteDad
    January 6, 2020 at 3:20 am

    Wow. Amazing work TB! I sure hope you don’t ever come after me.

  • Greta Thunberg
    January 6, 2020 at 3:15 am

    How Dare You!!!!!!

    • Lisa flood
      January 6, 2020 at 3:26 pm

      how dare we ?? That woman is using up oxygen just by opening her mouth with lies !!! And never mind toxic fumes when she opens her legs .Its too bad Turtle Boy , ( from across the country ) had to dig this stuff up !! The Cali Folks had no idea who she was, took her drug addled word for gosple,bevause they are lazy narcissist assholes

      • Col.Flagg
        January 6, 2020 at 7:08 pm

        Psst…you gotta see username to understand that comment.

  • Wow
    January 6, 2020 at 1:48 am

    It’s amazing that she was able to get onto several television shows without them looking into her story. The mainstream media is dying to have sad stories like this that they ultimately want to blame Trump for

    • Slob
      January 6, 2020 at 10:53 am

      No surprise here, fact checking is long gone…. Next up you will see them on Ellen and the view, crying and sobbing about how an evil white “racist” blogger from Massachusetts has been online bullying them, and they will be given even more free trips and media appearances.

  • Her Mother
    January 6, 2020 at 1:30 am

    She is garbage and should have her children , pets and any plants she has taken away immediately. She is a professional scam artist and deserves all the attention she is now receiving for what she has and continues to do

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