Pastor/State Representative Greg Stokes Using His Position To Prey On Vulnerable Married Women Who Come To Him For Marriage Advice

Pastor/State Representative Greg Stokes Using His Position To Prey On Vulnerable Married Women Who Come To Him For Marriage Advice

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This is Greg Stokes:

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He is the senior pastor at the Cornerstone Church in East Windsor, CT. He was also recently elected to represent the town of Enfield as a state representative in the Connecticut State Legislature. It definitely helped that the incumbent he ran against was arrested for not one, but two DUI’s over an 18 month period. After Stokes defeated him his opponent was arrested two days later for another drunken encounter with his father. So basically Stokes was elected because the guy he was running against is the 35 year old town drunk.

Anyway, Greg Stokes is still moonlighting as a pastor, and as a pastor one of his duties is guiding the people at his church when they are in times of need. One of these needs includes listening to people who come to him with issues in their marriage, and guiding them through it with good advice. Well, one of his parishioners, who he married in June, came to him to talk about some minor fight she had with her husband. She trusted he would pray with her and give her some type of advice. But instead of getting advice, according to her husband’s Facebook post, he began to message her later that night, profess how attracted he is to her, and then asked her out to lunch:

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Yea, that’s pretty shady. And he had screenshots of his wife’s conversation with Pastor/Representative Stokes to prove it. First Greg Stokes reached out to her, after seeing her prayer request on the church’s website, and was passive aggressively hinting to her that he wanted to turn the conversation around make it about his marital issues:

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“I need to keep alone. Never mind.”

Translation – I can’t talk to you anymore, but I want you to ask me why.

So she starts telling him about her problems in confidence, and he wastes zero time once again making it all about him and how lonely he is:

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We all have one of those friends. The one who always turns every story into something about them.

Then he told her he couldn’t give her advice because he was attracted to her:

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She politely thanked him anyway, he “apologized,” and then right back to hitting on her by telling her how attractive she is:

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“Saw you today and I had, well you know.” No Pastor, I don’t know. Are you implying that you had a boner? Because that’s what it sounds like you’re trying to say without coming out and saying it.

Then he asks her out for lunch, despite already telling her he can’t talk to her or give advice to her because he is too attracted to her:

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“I should not be doing this.” Doing what? Dude, if you’re gonna try to have an affair, then try to have an affair. This whole masking it thing is just uncomfortable for everyone. I mean, one minute he’s asking her out and telling her how she’s giving him boners, and the next minute he’s saying “I should not be doing this.” Make up your mind dude.

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HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA!!! Don’t want let you down!!! How will she ever survive? Because I know you she couldn’t wait to drop everything and leave her husband of seven months for this guy:


Then he messaged her again the next day and she finally told him she was gonna have to find a new church:

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The bottom line is that this woman, who he JUST MARRIED to another man, came to her pastor for advice and help, and instead of getting help he made it about him by venting about his own loneliness, he hit on her a bunch of times, said he was turned on by her, asked her out to lunch, and then when she was weirded out by it he backed out of their imaginary affair (in his brain) and apologized for “letting her down.”

Say what you want about catholic priests, but this is why I kind of trust them more. Yea, they had that whole child diddling scandal and the fact that they’re willingly agreeing to lifelong celibacy is hard to come to terms with. But I feel like when I’m talking to a catholic priest I am speaking to a machine. Technically they’re human, but the fact that they can’t get married or date anyone completely eliminates the possibility of this happening. But to each their own.

And here’s another thing – I don’t trust any “pastor” who doubles as an elected official. See Sarai “Ti-Ti Ho” Rivera for more background on that. She once tried to use her influence as a City Councilor to get the taxpayers to pay to raze her death trap of a “church” so she wouldn’t have to pay for it herself. Personally, I like my politics and my religion separate.

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Anyway, we spoke to another source who claims that his current wife came to him for marriage counseling when he was running a church in another state (he’s pastored at churches in Michigan and Kansas). The woman split up with her husband, he divorced his wife at the time, and he ended up marrying the woman who came to him for marriage counseling. So yea, pattern.

The fact that this guy is an elected official is just icing on the cupcake. As a Republican he is a member of the party that alleges itself to be the party of family values. That in and of itself makes this guy a fraud. More importantly, he’s in a position where he gets to mentor vulnerable women who trust him and come to him with their problems. He took all of five minutes to see this woman’s prayer request on the church website before messaging her and repeatedly telling her how attractive she is. Oh yea, and he JUST MARRIED her to another man!! Something tells me this isn’t the first time this has happened, and if we don’t blog about it then it’s probably not going to be the last time.



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19 Comment(s)
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  • Linda
    February 18, 2017 at 7:23 pm

    He needs to get out of the ministry.. yesterday. Self-serving narcissist. Family values, my eye! A real Christian leaves others’ marriages alone.

  • ZephyrCat
    February 16, 2017 at 12:06 pm

    For what it’s worth I left messages on his parish number & state rep voicemail letting him and his people know he’s been turtled. Didn’t want to take the chance he didn’t find out. 🙂

  • Susan Lavelli
    February 16, 2017 at 11:55 am

    I served with the creep on the Enfield Board of Ed. he is a liar. He told us( Republican Caucus) he would support the findings of our citizens audit committee and he didn’t. He told us he would vote to terminate the previous Superintendent and he didn’t . Everyone who is honest knows what a creep this man really is.

  • True Reality Speaks
    Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
    February 14, 2017 at 8:30 pm

    Gotta say I was surprised at the end that he was a republican. Figured him to be a typical Democrat. He certainly has all the usual qualifications: fake pastor, elected official, cheater, sexual predator. Guess the least surprising thing is that he’s a politician.

    • Susan Lavelli
      February 16, 2017 at 11:55 am

      he is a democrat- we have lots of democrats masquerading under the tag GOP

  • FatFingr Lou
    February 14, 2017 at 6:16 pm

    TB Lost connections:
    Hook up the good Pastor with the Horny Housewife..what isn’t said in confession is all good, right?

  • Big Daddy
    February 14, 2017 at 4:12 pm

    Isn’t that the pastor from Coming to America?

  • WHAT?
    February 14, 2017 at 1:47 pm

    I find it easier to understand the actions of state representatives if you give them the title: ” Low life piece of human excrement (representatives name)”.
    Once you start looking at them in this manner, then all their actions become easy to understand. The state legislature is a cabal that thinks of themselves not as representatives of the people. They think of the people as their subjects. They think of themselves as above it all. Their main object is to continue in power for their whole careers. Their main goal is not the good of the people, but the good of themselves.

    There are many legislatures that are part time. They meet for a short time, conduct the states business, and go back home. They receive little or no pay in some instances. The people that aspire to this position in these states do so for honorable reasons. They don’t do it to feed off the government tit and live high on the hog. The legislature in this state continues to vote themselves raises and benefits. While the taxpayer continues to bear an ever increasing burden.

    I am sure there are honorable representatives. But I am also sure that it is difficult to remain honorable under the corrupting influences of the legislature.

    Again, look at the legislators as low life pieces of human excrement and you will get a fair assessment of the legislature and better understand how it works.

    Legislators believe that the legislature is there for their benefit not yours.

  • Talisman
    February 14, 2017 at 1:34 pm

    Being a conservative heathen, this is exactly why I don’t trust churchies. The hypocrisy runs deep when they preach on the selective evils of others while they drink, drug and bang each other. Anytime somebody tells me what a stand-up “Christian” they are, I know they are just the type to run a line like this piece of shit pastor did. 1000° for him

  • Troubled Nostrils
    February 14, 2017 at 1:07 pm

    Same thing happened years ago at a local store-front church that called itself The Meeting Place. The erstwhile pastor “counciled” a married woman, then she divorced her husband and married the pastor. It was quite the scandal. We started calling that church The Mating Place.

  • ZephyrCat
    February 14, 2017 at 1:03 pm

    Time to start making some calls to ruin this dude’s life. Ah, it’s gonna be a good day after all!

  • KimberlyS
    February 14, 2017 at 12:00 pm

    Nothing worse than preying on the vulnerable.

    I hope he gets his ass handed to him.

  • Pastor's Penis
    February 14, 2017 at 11:24 am

    It wasn’t a boner, per se. It was more of a twitch, with a half chub and some pre-cum.

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      February 14, 2017 at 12:01 pm

      Naaaa, he just wanted to anoint her with a nice pearl necklace.

  • Rev. Al Sharpton School of Divinity
    February 14, 2017 at 11:23 am

    Another fake minister in it for his own personal creepy agenda. Much like the one in the city, who is in it for the cash and freebies.

  • BobnMic
    February 14, 2017 at 11:23 am

    I’m so glad I’ve been a registered democrat since age 18. Nobody in the party who represents me would ever do something like this.

  • Greg Stokes
    February 14, 2017 at 11:22 am

    You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals… So let’s do it like they do on Discovery Channel…

  • BobnMic
    February 14, 2017 at 11:18 am

    I am a stupid moron with an ugly face and a smelly butt….and I like to kiss my own butt….and FIRSTIES FIRSTIES FIRSTIES!!!


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