Pat Mahomes stupid, attention craving “influencer” girlfriend Brittany Matthews lied for attention after claiming that she was harassed by Patriots fans two weeks ago in Foxboro.
https://twitter.com/brittanylynne8/status/1203817129696477185
Now she’s lying about other things.
Today my normal UPS driver was out sick, I had a package that I had to have before an event tonight, called UPS they said it will not be there till 8pm
Called my normal UPS drive and he went out and got the package on his own and hand delivered it to me!— Brittany Matthews (@brittanylynne8) December 21, 2019
Hmmmm….
I don’t know what’s worse – if she’s lying, or if she’s telling the truth.
If she’s lying then it’s just another standard, “look at me” post from a woman who’s only claim to fame is dating a professional athlete.
If she’s telling the truth it means she’s so entitled that she calls up her UPS driver, knowing that he’s home sick, because she has shit to do and doesn’t wanna wait for the package.
Actually, the latter is way worse.
Of course if she had a job she’d know what a shitty thing that is to do, but instead she posts her pyramid scheme bullshit and pretends like everything she has isn’t 100% because of the fact that she’s dating the reigning NFL MVP.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6ZcJRwHDQd/https://www.instagram.com/p/B6RX3FwHyAU/
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83 Comment(s)
Why are you the only one posting stories? Did the rest of your staff quit or get paying jobs?
Blacks live to date white douchebags
No matter how ugly fat skinny ugly as sin
Makes no difference
Looky here I got me a white bitch
Sounds like Eldridge Cleaver’s infamous book “Soul on Ice” (1998). Seeing your comment, I’ve decided to re-read it again after many years.
Correction: Soul on Ice was published in 1968, written in 1965.
I’d fuck her if I wasn’t into black dicks
i don’t know what’s worse the article talking about this junk or the ratchet tuna flap entitle bitch this article about her is trash just as much as she is who cares sheesh
BIRD FACED BITCH and Skeleton stunt double. She looks like a crack head with a hooker jacket Bony Ass Bitch with a deformed head.
For that matter, what happened to the Tow Truck Girl and her pimp? Are they in the slammer for the holidays? I thought Rachel Rollins closed the jails and prisons for the holidays and hopes to close them all permanently.
What happened to all of the Turtle girls who used to write stories?
I would say she’s to ugly to fuck but what do I know I love cock.
fucking homo
Poor girl had to be among the many pedojew’s in jew England. TB included.
She brings up a good point
I’m going to get my trash pickup mans cell number
That way if they’re late I can call and say get the fuck over here
What a phony cunt
I’ll bet she’s stealing the negroes money
I’ll bet she’s a beard
He looks like a queer
I’d fuck her up the ass then never call her again
An ugly cunt
Slow news day?
Would love to see what shes packing under those leopard
Doc Martens.
Would
Big nose small tits
But she’s got a big mouth that could blow a fire hydrant
She just loves herself some Nubian.
Undercover Mahty likes nubian dick too.
Slut
This is total bullshit
How would you have the UPS drivers phone number
Plus UPS doesn’t not deliver a package because a driver didn’t show up
I have my UPS drivers’ phone number. It’s not impossible to get. Just have to have a friendship with the driver. Get on good terms, tip them at Christmas time, throw them a scratch ticket once in awhile, and they will give it to you. Treat them like they are your personal courier you will never get it.
BFF your totally full of shit
But while I’ve got you please thank your mother for eating out my asshole last night
What a loser comment. Should try some new material. My mother died a few years ago so she definitely didn’t eat anything of yours last night. Nor would she ever consider you as a potential butt munch.
post pictures of her corpse , cause I don’t believe you.
dirty slut
lots of negativity on this one,like all you guys here all have a 10 for girlfriend,look in the mirror dirtbags
You can do better.
No. She’s a swanky, entitled slag.
And a 7 at best.
Still would, of course.
Now, off you fuck. The adults are talking.
7? Dick you’ve been scratching too hard.
Your mama is my girlfriend and she is only a 4.
Would! Just weighed myself before and after and it’s official… I emptied six pounds of cum out of my body staring at this chick! WOULD!
I also want to add, my Mom is going to be giving blowies, compliments of the holidays, today behind the dumpsters at the Auburn Mall, if any guys would like to swing by after shopping.
The blacker the better.
Just my way of saying thanks this time of year.
COCK
SLAP
RAPE
KAVANAUGH IS GOD!!!!!
Like most people, I have home phone numbers for all service workers I interact with.
Would
Maybe Pat is AFRAID to break up with her? With her personality disorder, anything is possible. She’s not going to go away quietly and he’s just putting it off.
By all accounts, she’s the least attractive skinny 24 year old blond I’ve seen. There is no reason for him to keep this girl. Her personality/type it’s just gross.
And ya, he’s definitely gay.
She gave me a great rusty trombone.
So I poured bleach on her.
Jesus, she even looks like an unbearable cunt trumpet. Mahomes looks like a kid compared to her, and she looks middle aged by comparison.
I mean you know Mahomes just got with her so he could add a white girl notch to his bedpost…..dude your famous and gonna be rich soon…..there are millions of white girls who will do you now…..
You don’t have to be stuck with this one
Tough face, but decent body…. gotta admit, I’d probably hit it.
Body like a little kid. Skinny to the point of junkie looking with negative tits and ass. That’s a hard no from me Even if I didn’t have to drive her home over that troublesome bridge.
Her instagram page is hilarious. She poses at the gym and looks like a little pre pubescent boy. She is very impressed with herself and is an embarrassment to her boyfriend. She should quietly go away
Probably her gingivitis cream, or maybe her industrial-size water pic.
My money is Mahomes queer. Aaron Hernandez had his HS Slampig at home too. Turns out he was gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys..
Gawd, what a Vapid Cunt
Skinny girls have big pussies…
Imagine being so hollow and soulless that you have to glom on to someone famous to feel like you are someone?
Not to mention she probably has no work experience or skills, so when this all falls apart she’ll be giving gum jobs behind a dumpster to stay alive.
Enjoy it now sweetie. It’ll burn out like a spark in the wind…..
Run Patrick Run
I hate gummy toothy bitches. She could kill a hard on quick.
Brittany is the oldest looking 24 year old I’ve ever seen! Slow down on the whorish looking make-up and eat a damn cheeseburger! Mahomes your girlfriend, WOOF!
Bitch has mojor neck wrinkles already plus crows feet already starting. As the late great John Silber said for most women its all down hill after 25. This girl looks late 30s in face already.
The key to staying Wrinkle free is Stay out of the sun,drink plenty of water, and layoff the alcohol.
Most importantly be kind,humble and considerate of others.
This chick will be dust in the wind in 2 years at the rate she’s going.
Sad she should be advancing his career by doing charity work in his name and giving gifts to children at Christmas Not promoting herself.
She could learn a lot from from Framingham PD.
Damn Patrick…..it’s really time to trade up man….you’re the reigning MVP of the NFL and your walking around with this buttaface….have some respect dude
Seriously! A Spensah 5. A Fall Rivah 6. Tops. Whatcha doin’ with that, Pat?
At least she is not a beaner with no eyebrows and a big caboose.
There is NO way Unc’s wife even looks close to this horse faced good digger. Come on, Unc’s wife has gotta be a piece of work. What type of woman is attracted to small, repugnant, and insecure pud who has assumed the identity of a loser? Looks into the mirror as he assesses his micro wee wee “You even wrote a book about it…..I am Turtle Boy!” Haaaa!
Which story was about you. We want to read it again
Probably Amanda again.
Horseface
Would
She should post something about her eating disorder and unquenchable desire for attention. I’m sure her boyfriend isn’t fucking any other broads that are actually attractive either
Where does she find those awful outfits she wears? Is she blind too?
If she’s all THAT important, she shouldn’t be sailing so close to the wind ordering cheap shit to wear to dinner galas off the internet.
I was wondering who stole my pink bathroom mat.
I can’t wait to watch her BBC gangbang porno clip after Mahomes kicks her ass to the curb next year.
Mahomes will lose this attention starved,self absorbed nitwit
sooner than later.It wont end well for her.I predict she will OD
on bath salts and be arrested for cannibalizing Johnny Manziels
lifeless corpse in a Des Moines Iowa Motel 6.
“If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’ on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.”
A UPS driver just went viral the other day. She needed to pile on to the heap for attention.
The worst part of these social media influencers is that they are so goddamn unoriginal. They just find the latest hashtag or viral thing and try to make it relevant to themselves. This bitch can’t drink Draino fast enough.
Leave Liz warren out of this,
Tho she’d be a better match for the chief boy bumper.
What kind of package would she need before 8pm? I’m guessing the event is made up, the package is made up, and everything about her is made up. Fake ass ho.
She needed fresh hair extensions to try and cover up her fugly.
Never happened, first, unless she’s sleeping with the guy, there’s no way she has his number. Second, UPS would discipline the shit out of this guy for doing that. It’s a bullshit story. Wish UPS called her out on it. Even worse, if they look up the regular driver, they will hang him for something he didn’t do. The big loser here is the regular driver…
She has zero sex appeal and doesn’t even look like someone that’s fun to be around. There’s a reason she has all those pictures oh herself alone.
She isn’t even attractive. I used to fuck Lanky sluts like her with gums like jersey barriers.
Mahomes looks like someone used their own shit to draw a portrait of sideshow Bob.
“Of course if she had a job she’d know what a shitty thing that is to do, but instead she posts her pyramid scheme bullshit”
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UPS driver isn’t going to go clock in to deliver one package,UPS won’t allow that to be done.How does she have his phone number at home? Whole story is BS.
I’m about 1000% sure this lying skank made it worth his while. Suck job, anyone?
I am OUTRAGED! Where is my cut!
Turtle Dude, don’t you realize what a petty little jealous bitch you look like by blogging about this kind of crap? Guess not…
This is real news that people want. Calling out these dykes is what this site was built on. No way this happened because first of all that package would have been on a truck somewhere out for delivery and no way a driver would go into another drivers truck and even find a package that wasn’t near the delivery time. Also, if he was out sick, then he wouldn’t be working (union bullshite) but UPS drivers often use up sick days even when they aren’t sick. If it’s Brown, flush it down. UPS sucks anyway.
She probably sucked him off or something, no way I would be delivering a package on my day off unless I knew I would be jamming my cock down her throat.
Filthy Mudshark
How can anyone put up with these useless high-maintenance bitches?