Turtleboy Investigates

Patriots Fan Cam Shows Patrick Mahomes’ Stupid Girlfriend Wasn’t In Her Seat At Gillette And Was Texting Most Of The Game, Also Live Tweeted Her Stepfather’s Death


I discussed much of this story and Landon Part 4 on the Live show last night if you missed it.

Patrick Mahomes stupid, unemployed, attention seeking girlfriend, who seems to make a living as an “IG influencer” and made up a baseless lie about Patriots fans harassing her at Sunday’s game, is quite the clam. But she’s a dirty liar, according to eyewitness testimony and video evidence that proves that it was her who was harassing Patriots fans and being obnoxious in general.

But we also found something else that proves what a liar she is. Patriots Fan Cam lets you see snapshots of the entire stadium at five different points in the game. The first one was taken with 13:00 left in the first quarter, or approximately 4:30.

This is where she was sitting. Try to find her.

You can stop looking – she’s not there. Yet right around this time she was whining on Twitter that people were identifying her as Pat Mahomes’ girlfriend (she wishes) and yelling at her for standing up.

Even though lots of people are standing up in that picture. Both of these are lies, since she wasn’t in her seats at the time, and was likely inside updating her IG filters.

Picture #2 was taken with 1:53 left in the second quarter, so it was probably right around 6:00.

Try to find her.

Yea, she’s not there again.

Picture #3 was taken with 8:46 left to go in the third quarter.

She’s actually in this one, but look where she’s seating.

That’s her on the right on her phone. She’s not even watching the game. Her and her boyfriend’s goofy brother are yucking it up with security, and probably name dropping Pat. But they’re in the last row so it’s literally impossible for them to be blocking anyone’s view if they stood up.

Picture #4 is at the end of the third quarter, and once again she’s sitting on her phone fucking around on Instagram.

And finally in picture #5 she’s actually watching the game as the Patriots were coming back, and everyone is standing except for her and Pat’s goofy brother.

So why did she make this all up? Simple – driving traffic to her social media accounts is how she plans to make a living while her boyfriend turns them into millionaires. She gained thousands of followers on IG and Twitter, and now she can spam them with stupid bullshit like this:


This is how this chick makes money – Adidas and Lululemon probably pay her to give away gift cards. Like Adidas gives a shit about a $200 gift card. They pay this talentless liar to promote them using her social media, and she’d have zero significance if her high school sweetheart couldn’t throw a football. She makes you follow her to be entered and tag friends so they can follow her too. Then the data mining begins and – BAM – you’re a Instagram influencer. This is literally all blonde chicks have to do to survive in 2019.

Let’s not forget, this is the same chick who shamelessly live tweeted her stepfather’s death last year.

Quick, before you die can we have the nurse take a picture of us all holding hands so I can post it for likes on IG?

Hey Brittany, I’m sure you’ve read the blogs by now – I hereby invited you or Jackson Mahomes to come on the live show to discuss why you felt the need to defame Patriots fans. You won’t.



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33 Comment(s)
  • SmokeJumper
    December 13, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    Who gives a fuck about this Mud Duck?!

  • Tame
    December 13, 2019 at 4:39 am

    Reminds me of Maude.
    It must be a mental disorder.

  • soxrock191
    December 12, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    Hahahahahahaha she actually thinks she’s recognizable while she’s wearing the equivalent of a sleeping bag????
    And that ridiculous “QB of the QB” jersey is just plain embarrassing for him.
    I lost my Dad a few years ago & I cannot imagine “sprinting to the bedside” and posting a tasteless, disgusting, disrespectful picture like that. Seriously…. Wtf??
    Can’t wait for the day her HS sweetheart is in the news caught cheating on her with another chick. Or dude. Or house plant.
    Annnndddd if she was recognized whilst being obnoxious I guarantee you the drunks would call her out. I certainly would. Probably in the ladies room like I did to those ridiculously dressed NJ Devils fans. Kinda feel sorry they’ll never win The Cup. Not.

  • Renfro
    December 12, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    He must have a really small hog
    With his money the only white woman he could snag has a big nose and small tits and is a complete douchebag
    It’s broads like this that get guys punched out in bars with thier big mouth

  • thebingo
    December 12, 2019 at 12:32 pm


  • Shemp Howard, NHL defenseman
    December 12, 2019 at 11:26 am

    Did someone photoshop John Kerry’s face onto that chickbod look at me IG post?

    That’s not a bagger, that’s a “you better wear this fencing mask”-er.

  • ChipChipperson
    December 11, 2019 at 10:54 pm

    “oh daddy do you have any last words?”

    “Get… At least… 100… Likes…”

  • Who Flung Cum
    December 11, 2019 at 10:14 pm

    Anyone click the ad with the finger covered in petroleum jelly? Asking for a friend…

    • ChipChipperson
      December 11, 2019 at 10:50 pm

      That’s a finger? Damn it.

  • Dad?
    December 11, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    It amazes me how quick people jump the death of a loved one immediately to Facebook and I.G for whatever sick reasons. Are those likes gonna make u feel better hun? Fuckin sociopaths everywhere. I did it for you Papa!!! That’s 500 likes from everyone in my hometown may you Rest In Peace meanwhile your papa fought in world war 2 and doesn’t even know what a instaface is. It’s pathetic. I know a girl who’s dad died 3 years ago and she’s posting pictures constantly trying to get clout and make sure people feel bad for her…many times I wanted to send a text like move the fuck on it’s not cool to use ur dead dad for clout smfh. Social media is so bad people post something and give you a shout out and they truly believe that they did something for you, it’s gross. I don’t have Facebook and my mom told me on thanksgiving she had shared a picture of a young boy holding his little sisters hand in front of the tree and she wrote a paragraph saying my handsome son always protects his sisters he’s the best ever xoxo. she was like excited to show me this and thought I was going to jump out of my seat. You promised me Texas Roadhouse for my bday 4 years ago…can we go now? I see you once a year. My family was fun my family was cool now my miserable auntie is making another autism banner for her page so her grandson can yell at her in 10 years to take that shit down. Fuck u zuckerberg. Phony balogna bullshit go watch a movie better yet read a book

  • Jcon
    December 11, 2019 at 7:38 pm

    I still can’t get over the similarities between this chick and Maude the Fraud. Is there a college major that teaches you how to look and act like this? It’s uncanny.

    • William T. Madison
      December 12, 2019 at 11:44 am

      Did you see that Maude is running across the country to raise awareness for blah blah blah? I wonder how many miles she’ll Uber? I predict she actually runs 3 out of the 3,000 miles. Just enough to get her picture taken.

  • hartf811
    Father Dimmock
    December 11, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    Got an ass like a little boy and a face like a Tibetan yak. Saying for a friend.

  • Said Nobody
    December 11, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    What a great smile she has

    • Rod Ramsey
      December 11, 2019 at 6:35 pm

      That smile makes it look like her skeleton is trying to escape out of her dumb horse mouth.

  • Hey you who me
    December 11, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    Ewww what a disgusting piece of trash using a loved ones death for clout! Makes me sick! Can we genocide her

  • Uncle Hitler says
    December 11, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    It’s the home field of the pedojew’s TB really has issues with women protecting themselves in jewish countries. No wonder you lost a real job you think football is real,lol.

  • WeRFucked
    December 11, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    He’ll be getting “A lis”t tail soon enough. He’s still on his rookie contract. Wait until that’s up and BAMN… Patty Mahomie will be able to choose whomever he wants…

    Even Gisele.

  • That 'Would' guy
    December 11, 2019 at 5:02 pm


  • Kenneth Foley
    December 11, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    Patrick and Brit the Twit will be history by by the end of the day 1/19/20

  • citypoint
    December 11, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    Someone take the microphone away from Butterface.

  • Captain Trips
    Mr. Ed
    December 11, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    Hey Wilbur ur ur ur ur ur!

    Now that’s my kinda mare!

    • Edna
      December 11, 2019 at 9:12 pm

      I was going to leave a comment too like I was Mr. Ed and scrolled right past this. Well done!! Riot.

  • Ace
    December 11, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    Who da fuq cares?

  • Captain Trips
    December 11, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    Oh Auntie Em, please don’t let her take Toto away!

    • Christopher Lettiere
      December 11, 2019 at 4:52 pm

      Ever hear the theory of a child hanging from a tree in a scene from the Wizard of Oz?

      • Jeff J
        For Real tho.....
        December 11, 2019 at 8:19 pm

        A child hanging from a tree?? That is quite possibly the fucking STUPIDEST shit I’ve ever heard

        • Klancy
          December 11, 2019 at 9:21 pm

          Rumor was it was the munchkin mayor. In reality it was some bird that got loose in the next studio.

          • Christopher Lettiere
            December 12, 2019 at 9:28 am

            That’s one giant bird.

          • dowen0895
            Dick Scratcher
            December 12, 2019 at 9:43 am

            It’s not a lovelorn munchkin, it’s a big old bird borrowed form the zoo. Now stop it, silly bollocks.

            See snopes.com/fact-check/hanging-munchkin/

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 11, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    As far as NFL player-chasing vapid bimbos are concerned, she’s a ‘C Lister’ AT BEST

    When she smiles wide she looks like the fucking Wicked Witch of the West

  • dr. fill
    December 11, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    That is one ugly, horse-face bitch. Even though her BF isn’t much to look at, you figure just being a pro athlete would get you better.

    • G
      December 11, 2019 at 5:17 pm

      Here is the BEST part, she has yet to realize that Mahomes is actually not even into women! watch him closely, his mannerisms. Nothing wrong with it, but I am just saying it is funny as fuck that this moron does not even realize her boyfriend like boys as much as she and his brother do!

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