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Penis Squeegee Harasses Striking Stop & Shop Workers, Brags About Making $40 An Hour, Ironically Calls Them “Fat Fucks” Despite Not Seeing His Chode In Years

 

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We’ve done a few blogs showing Stop & Shop strikers acting badly, but it goes both ways. Here’s some porch walrus harassing Stop & Shop workers (I believe somewhere on the Cape but can update this if not) who were minding their own business and doing it the right way when he went off on them.

The ironic moment of the day is this penis squeegee calling someone else a “fat fuck.”

Larry Laardvark out here living his best life, dressing like he’s an extra in a 90’s rap video.

“Get a real fucking job you fucking losers.”

Oh yea, they’re the losers. Not the guy who travels to Stop & Shop for the sole purpose of demeaning people in the middle of a labor dispute.

This exchange says it all:

Penis Squeegee: “I’m a diesel mechanic, you wanna know how much I make?”

Worker: Yup

Penis Squeegee: “$40 an hour. Wanna see my pay stub?”

Worker: Nope.

Penis Squeegee: “No, I’ll show you my pay stub.”

Worker: I don’t wanna see it.

Penis Squeegee: “I got an education. You fucks decided not to. So fuck you, and fuck you, and fuck you.”

Not sure what makes this guy a chode the most – the fact that he feels the the need to brag about his hourly rate in order to prove to a bunch of strangers that he’s better than them, or the fact that he randomly brings pay stubs with him to the grocery store in case he has to prove to a bunch of strangers that he makes more money than them.

And I got news for you bruh – you didn’t get an education. You learned a trade, which is noble and respectable. Education is overrated. But don’t think for a minute that you’re better than the people you’re harassing. You’re actually much, much, much worse.

He wasn’t done belittling them though….

Penis Squeegee: “What do you do for a living?”

I’m a produce manager.

Penis Squeegee: “What do you make an hour?”

23

Penis Squeegee: “I make $40 an hour. Because I grew up white trash and chose to make a living for myself.”

Dude, do you make $40 an hour? I had no idea. And I’m SHOCKED that you grew up white trash, especially given your Saturday morning grocery shopping attire.

Finally at the end a woman tells him to “get in the truck.” She’s probably the poor woman who constantly thinks about divorce but doesn’t feel like shelling out for an attorney. He of course tells the workers that, “This cunt’s in a union too you fucking pukes.”

But it’s cool, because he makes $40 an hour and has an “education” so he’s allowed to act like a trashbag in public and lecture other people about poor life decisions.

If anyone knows who this piece of shit is feel free to let us know. We’d love to make him Turtleboy famous.

 

 

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89 Comment(s)
  • Hellooooo nurse!
    April 26, 2019 at 10:54 pm

    $40/hr? I wouldn’t even get out of bed for that, and apparently I just sit around playing cards all shift.

  • Hope King
    April 24, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    This loser needs to be exposed! Start sharing along with his Facebook page. Why is he in Sandwich and not harassing Stop & Shop workers near his $40 an hour job in Weston??

  • Piss on this stinkface fahk
    April 23, 2019 at 11:48 pm

    Yupper, this fella is a loudmouth, Grade A menstrual clot, sort of like Bret but with trade skills. He could probably fuck Bret up pretty good too. Loudmouth has the advantage of no hair to grab. That greasy ponytail on Bret is only good for two things, one is using it to smash his face into a hard surface and the other is to grab a fistful and regulate how much meat he gets forcefed when he’s in County.

    Not shocked that this happened on the Cape.
    Everything east of the canal is a drug and dysfunction fueled shitshow if it’s not some weirdo liberal abstract scene.

    • Yo Mama
      April 30, 2019 at 8:23 pm

      Ummm excuse me “puss on this stink face” east of the canal is like EVERY town across America that has drugs!! I am born and raised on the Cape, and therefore take offense to your generalization about it being drug filled!! NOT MY TOWN!! Maybe your just jealous you can’t afford a place on Cape??

  • Anon
    April 23, 2019 at 2:44 pm

    His name is Scott Richwein and he works for the water and sewer department in Weston, MA . Expose him

    • Riddle me this...
      April 24, 2019 at 6:25 am

      If this is the guy, wouldn’t his water and sewer job be a union gig?
      If that is correct and it’s really him, he is total scab fuck with a union book.
      Almost the lowest form of life.

    • Me, myself and I
      May 1, 2019 at 10:33 am

      Anon I posted the video on Weston Town FB page and FB messenger them with the video, and they said it’s not Scott Richwein. They said they look similar but that it’s not Scott. We need to find where this shit bag works and expose him for the spineless creature he is!

  • Randall Guy
    April 22, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    Thanks to Warren and Biden putting the pressure on, the strike is over!

    Great job by our elected leaders.

  • Chester the Fupa Molester
    April 22, 2019 at 8:26 am

    Everyone of you douchebags calling for this guys job needs to eat a dick. You’re turning into the average Millennial shit sandwich. Ohh I don’t like what you said so I’m going to hide behind a keyboard and try to get you fired. Yeah let’s go after some guys job with half a story.

    What was said to set this guy off?

    Why the fuck are the strikers near the entrance?

    Show me the whole video then I’ll pass judgement. Start the video with the guy going off and IDGAF because it’s manipulative and TB calls people out for this shit all the time.

    • Chester your a tool
      May 1, 2019 at 10:49 am

      Chester the Molester just for the record, that dirty “diesel mechanic” attacked THEM first!! So hold your judgment until you see the whole video??!! REALLY???!! If that was your father, or you son/daughter who was being called them vile, vicious names would you still have to see what set that diuchebag off??!! Bottom line is this… that dude was COMPLETELY outta line for doing that and if you can’t see beyond the foulness of his actions, then your sad!!
      It always baffles me when jackass ppl say “get a real job” to clerks, cashiers, etc!! Cuz if it wasn’t for them, y’all would be fucked!! As we saw with that angry jerk who couldn’t get his bag of Cheetos!

  • Watch n see
    April 22, 2019 at 8:22 am

    Something tells me this guy don’t even make 20$ a hour. Please look into it. I have a feeling he doesn’t even work.

    • Smiling
      April 22, 2019 at 9:12 am

      I was there no one said a word to him, he crossed the picket line then came back to do what u see piece of shit

  • Sherlock Holmes
    April 22, 2019 at 8:14 am

    So that is just an angry, life has left me bald, fat, sloppy and depressed guy who’s only positive in his existence is that he makes $40/hr to spend on Bud heavies, tips for the gross bar wench that he’s “gonna score with some day” and his Jenna Jameson DVD collection. Guarantee he stinks of bad cheese and stale beer. And Stop & Shop guy says in video “did anyone say anything to you” and tubby says “no,” so basically just get your Pringle’s and move on ya turd blossom

  • z
    April 21, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    BFD.

    “Yeah?”
    “Yeah”.
    “Really?”
    “Yeah”.
    “Fuck You”.
    “No, fuck you”.
    “Fuck your mom”.
    “Fuck your mom and your dog.”
    “Yeah?”

    Convenient the video starts after the verbal mutual clown slapping starts.
    It sure sounds like they said something that set him off.

    • Me, myself and I
      May 1, 2019 at 10:39 am

      Z your wrong! My daughter works at that store and this attack was COMPLETELY unprovoked! As you can tell by the strikers demeanor, they were non-confrontational. Any jerkoff that calls a female/wife/girlfriend a C*nt obviously is someone that goes around starting trouble. So to answer your question/comment… ABSOLUTELY NOT was there an exchange before the camera started rolling.

  • Chuck
    April 21, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    He’s got the look obviously. The dollar store shades on top of the bald head says it all. Of course the cheap boots not laced up is another giveaway. The tough guy redneck look of 2019!

  • Charity Sprague
    April 21, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    Hey Turtle Boy this is Charity Sprague Formerly Charity Marsh you like to go around making peoples lives miserable. And ya know what. I want to know how you got ahold of a picture of me. Hyannis News said it was you who circulated it all throughout facebook . I am not a prostitute n e ver was.

    • Well, No Shit
      April 21, 2019 at 5:13 pm

      That’s too bad. I would have dropped a fiver to see your slit, and five more if you let me touch it (with two pairs of rubber gloves on, of course). You’re missing out on a golden opportunity to make $10.

      Your loss.

    • The angry taint
      April 21, 2019 at 5:50 pm

      she’s right TB she never charges me

    • Charles Fenimore IV
      April 21, 2019 at 8:37 pm

      probably from the endless ones you post to facebook with all your anti trump ranting, pictures of cookies, spaghetti, staples in your body blah blah blah get a life tubby

    • Maybe/maybe not
      April 22, 2019 at 8:16 am

      Maybe you should email them instead of posting this in a comment thread [email protected]

  • Chief Warren
    April 21, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    When one smokes peace pipe and has bitch tits one should not call others fat.

  • WeRFucked
    April 21, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    I’m soooo jealous of this guy. Wow… he makes $40 an hour. That must mean he is rich. I bet he has no debt and $100’s of thousand of dollars in the bank/investments.

    Hey shitty diesel guy… You make more than me, but I bet I’m a lot happier.
    I enjoy getting up for work everyday.
    I’ve had the best woman in my life for 20+ years.
    I have 3 children who I am very proud of and are all are doing just fine.
    Our house is paid for.
    Our cars are paid for.

    I’ll take that over your shitty job any day of the week.

    Listen to me brag about my life like you… I must be a pretentious asshole too.

  • Elon
    April 21, 2019 at 11:07 am

    Guess what fatass? The days of the dirty stinky diesel are numbered and you don’t exactly seem like electric engineer material. You’re going to rue the day that you mocked the people who lost their livelihoods to Amazon.

    • uhmm
      April 21, 2019 at 12:10 pm

      Diesel will be around for a long time probably longer than unions who’s members primarily stock shelves and take inventory. Mechanics who work on hybrid and electric vehicles aren’t electrical engineers. Electric vehicles have moving parts, tires, brakes, transmissions, bearings it’s not that different, mechanics repair all that.

      • Ok
        April 21, 2019 at 12:47 pm

        Good thing those electric fleets have guys to service the transmissions.

        • um duhh
          April 21, 2019 at 4:03 pm

  • Cheapskate
    April 21, 2019 at 10:58 am

    I know that this is beside the main point but assuming that guy is telling the truth he can fix Diesel engines. I started fixing just about everything on my own after YouTube so for those of you still questioning your own abilities just look at this guy. There’s absolutely nothing at all within his set of skills that you couldn’t figure out just by watching YouTube.

  • Union is laughing all the way to bank
    April 21, 2019 at 10:23 am

    OK listen up, management is playing hard ball. They were able to find other people who can stock shelves, return carriages, run a register and even work with flowers and meat. We thought for sure wiff unemployment at 3.8% and the weather getting warm nuffing could go wrong. We might be in dis for da long haul, that fool Joe Biden had to show up with Mayor drunk and ruin it for us. They got 1,500 replacements pouring cross the border every day and they work for $5 an hour if it was legal.

    • Randall Guy
      April 22, 2019 at 12:23 pm

      How did that work out?

  • Now That’s Confidence
    April 21, 2019 at 9:59 am

    This man is a walking contradiction. Wears sunglasses on a cloudy day that are positioned to hold back hair that he doesn’t have. He wears full length work boots but can’t reach the laces and carries his paystub around like it’s the Stanley Cup not realizing that all anyone takes away from that is the fact that he probably has never heard of direct deposit. The apex of his gut projects so far out that he seems to have missed a few buttons on his shirt but still fat shamed others.

  • Deli worker
    April 21, 2019 at 9:49 am

    Fat boy come down to the stop and shop picket line in Dorchester talk they same trash see what happens …please come by we have free donuts

  • whatevuh
    April 21, 2019 at 9:41 am

    It will be interesting when his bosses see this, what if they have a relative that works at Stop & Shop? LMAO

  • Loser
    April 21, 2019 at 9:24 am

    I highly doubt he makes 40$ a hour. If any reputable shop has him as a mechanic after this video shame on them for real. He is a fat puke. A bully. He seems like a back yard, know it all white trash think he is a mechanic guy!!! lmao. Fk him. Who is he? Let’s see where he works and that 40$ a hour wage and and a pay stub. It’s the cocky assholes like him who act like they have it all, and in reality have nothing at all.

    • Hart Ford
      April 21, 2019 at 10:58 am

      Unless you live in a shithole that you inherited from your mother who died from emphysema after smoking Pall Malls for 50 years, $40/hr is nothing to brag about.
      Of course when you are too fat and lazy to tie your crappy sneakers, $40/hr makes you king of the world. At least he can max out his unemployment benefits for the next 26 weeks!

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    April 21, 2019 at 9:17 am

    On an even better note: The fucking white privilege bitch that called the 76 yr old MAGA guy a racist is in hiding. Life is good. Now for this guy, as somebody else said, I’m sure there’s more to the story, but idiots like this never learn that there’s always somebody with a fell phone camera. Always! But he appears to be a dim wit. Probably grunts like a pug when he takes a shit. Then brags about how good it felt….

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    April 21, 2019 at 9:07 am

    These douche bags exist at all levels. I have a friend who was lucky enough to spend time working for Amazon where he was given tons of stock. Now he’s a multimillionaire (but still a dumb ass) and never misses a chance to tell you about it. He thinks he’s a genius even though he’s no better than a sperm lottery winner.

    This guy hassling workers is just a slovenly low-rent version of my friend. I’d bet you a share of Amazon that he’s the turd of his shop and gets all the skut work.

    Social Media is Cancer

  • Mom’s Basement
    April 21, 2019 at 8:50 am

    I came really close to getting my certificate in VCR repair but never got around to mailing the test back. $40/hr sounds pretty good so if I do pursue a new career I’ll probably just go with diesel mechanic next time.

  • Bessie
    April 21, 2019 at 8:45 am

    He’s the aerobics instructor at Planet Fatass. Before that he lead the 10:30 AM weekday chinning class.

  • Torah! Torah! Torah!
    April 21, 2019 at 7:07 am

    I’m sure there’s more to this story, but you can bet once his identity is out, there will become less employed. Diesel mechanic down on the Cape….

    • Campbell Soup affiliatied FUIOU
      April 21, 2019 at 12:14 pm

      Brought to you by Grocery Unions who support firing workers who disagree with us.

  • Raged Mut
    April 21, 2019 at 6:59 am

    As a worker for Stop and Shop it’s been a weird experience. We’ve been given enough donuts, food, coffee and water in this past week then we’ve ever gotten at work by management. But while that’s great there’s always a few customers who just don’t care at all and can’t help but belittle you.

    • Hate Fat Stupid Diesel Mechanics
      April 21, 2019 at 8:15 am

      To Raged Mutt. Everybody I know was with you guys until you had Liz Warren show up and you cheered her like a conquering hero. Then Creepy Uncle Joe. After that you guys lost a lot of support. Not against you guys but just the truth. Whoever is in charge of your union doesnt use their head. Most blue collar workers despise Dizzy Lizzy the crazy socialist.

      • E. Ster Bunnie
        April 21, 2019 at 9:55 am

        Ditto
        Fuck liz warren , creepy Joe Biden and Petey Buttreamer
        Some of your brethren called my 91 year old mother an “old bitch” as she approached the Beverly store not realizing you were having a hissie fit over your careers. fucking 1st class assholes.
        “cleanup on aisle 8”

        • L
          April 21, 2019 at 3:45 pm

          That is just terrible treating the elderly like that. As I’ve driven by these protests, I’ve seen some things that didn’t seem good. And they are not all on sidewalks. Saw two run up to a PVTA bus with their signs. The bus is usually for the elderly and the disabled.

          I used to go to Stop and Shop, but I don’t want to deal with workers who harass people. Pretty bay customer service.

      • Liawathas is a worthless asshole
        April 21, 2019 at 10:22 am

        Sadly these workers are being misled by some fat ass union boss who is only concerned about getting the union dues Having the fake Indian and the village idiot Biden show up
        and be welcomed as supporters while on the other hand they dont want to do anything to stop the flow of illegal aliens, who are under cutting the wagers of middle class workers , into this country

  • True justice
    April 21, 2019 at 6:47 am

    That happened in sandwich on route 6a.the guy is a looser, but the s&s employees have been harassing customers for 10 days now. They have yelled at the elderly and customers with young children. Right now it’s 98% union harassing customers and 2 %customer fighting back. This strike needs to stop before someone gets hurt.

    • Fanny Packhard
      April 21, 2019 at 10:36 am

      That explains it. He’s probably not even from around here. Thursday night he was looking at a map saw “Sandwich” and jumped in the car and started driving. He’s just pissy because it wasn’t what he expected.

    • Linda
      April 21, 2019 at 10:38 am

      LOSER…it’s LOSER not looser. Jesus K. Riste get loser and looser right.

      • Fanny Packhard
        April 21, 2019 at 11:43 am

        He looks pretty loose if you ask me.

      • Springfeel
        April 21, 2019 at 12:24 pm

        I heard Linda is pretty loose. How’s your lips? Oh yeah. Eight inches.

        • Manuel the Midget
          April 22, 2019 at 8:10 am

          she tight, she tight

  • Independent Thinker
    April 21, 2019 at 6:09 am

    Loonie Liz made an appearance at one of the picket lines, and then quickly left. If she were a real senator, she would arrange for a meeting in her office that included management and the union representatives and she would use her legal skills to help resolve this strike. Instead, she’s running around the country trashing Trump when she should be in Washington doing her job. She’s absolutely useless and she’s an embarrassment to Massachusetts.

    • bigdaddy
      April 21, 2019 at 10:29 am

      Who is this Liz Warren and why should I give a fuck about anything she has to say ?

      • Independent Thinker
        April 21, 2019 at 11:08 am

        I just want to see her start doing her job. While I didn’t agree with Kennedy’s politics, if you ever had a problem and called his office, someone would always follow up and help you to resolve it. That’s something you never saw with Kerry.

        • bigdaddy
          April 21, 2019 at 1:25 pm

          If she thinks doing her job is protecting illegal aliens raising taxes killing babies and hate then she can stay out of DC I am enjoying watching her crash and burn running such a pathetic campaign

  • Tammy
    April 21, 2019 at 1:22 am

    As a Stop and Shop employee thank you for showing all sides of what is going on. Most of us are respectful and understand some people do not have a choice but to stop at the stores that are still open, other employees I have heard stories have been rude and disrespectful. Thankfully the latter is on a much lower count.

  • Heavy Metal
    April 20, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    Soooo he’s a mechanic where?? Just don’t go there anymore. And tell BBB and his boss he’s the universe’s biggest douchebag.

  • TheCureForHope
    April 20, 2019 at 11:35 pm

    Don’t inow who he is, but he’s a POS

    I hope you find out and send him to the TB graveyard. What a POS

  • Sam
    April 20, 2019 at 11:08 pm

    Penis sgueegee is trying way to hard to be Ricky from the trailer park boys.

  • Quagmire
    April 20, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    Are you sure that wasn’t filmed in Quahog, Rhode Island and that guy isn’t Peter Griffin’s first cousin?

  • Ryan Jizzy Runyan
    April 20, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    Me and Randy
    make 40 an hour
    on our knees
    behind the dumpster

  • Learn English
    April 20, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    Fuck that fat fuck. Fuck the stupid strikers. And fuck you, auther, for continuing to think that “YEAH” is spelled “YEA”.

    • Trump
      April 20, 2019 at 10:16 pm

      Spelling error:auther.
      Tells others to learn English.
      Misplaced commas.
      Total Loser! SAD!

      • Sorry Professor
        April 21, 2019 at 10:50 am

        Sorry I’m an adult male with large fingers typing on my phone
        Your Mom and sister never minded

    • Me Rite Wicked Good!
      April 20, 2019 at 10:24 pm

      That IS so annoying. Yea is something out of Olde English. Yea or Nay. Like at a town meeting in 1620 Staffordshire. Yeah is what you mean. Learn it!

      • I Smell a Millenial
        April 21, 2019 at 10:51 am

        No shit, where did these new assholes come from correcting everyone’s typing mistakes

    • Learning English
      April 20, 2019 at 10:52 pm

      “Auther”?

    • “auther”
      April 21, 2019 at 6:25 am

      Hey numb nuts if you’re going to do something so fucking lame like correct someone’s spelling in the comments section of a blog, then you HAVE TO make sure that you’re spelling is , you fucking loser

      • Sorry Professor
        April 21, 2019 at 10:53 am

        Sorry I’m an adult male with large fingers typing on my phone
        Your Mom and sister never minded

    • Author
      April 21, 2019 at 8:11 am

      Author

    • English teacher
      May 1, 2019 at 10:55 am

      “Learn English” you should take your own advice and learn AUTHOR is the correct way to spell it! NOT AUTHER!! So fuck you, and be careful how you say “fuck the strikers” cuz God and Karma have a weird way of coming around and biting assholes like you in the ass!! If it wasn’t for those S&S workers or ANY cashier, where would YOU buy your groceries??!!

  • Transgendered Black Muslim
    April 20, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    THANK YOU for supporting Stop and Shop workers, unions, and the extreme-left cause! This is my favorite liberal blog!

    • ASSACHUSETTS
      April 22, 2019 at 5:50 pm

      Its not a left wing blog douche.

  • McElroy
    April 20, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    That fat fuck is just mad that the bakery doesn’t have any fresh donuts. Fuck you, fat boy! Tie your boots, you fucking disgrace! I wouldn’t let you near my trucks for an oil change.

  • What an Asshole
    April 20, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    This is the highlight of his life. Never again will he feel this important. Wait until the strike is over and the shit in his bag if steak tips

    • um yeah...wtf
      April 20, 2019 at 9:28 pm

      “and the shit in his bag if steak tips”

      Wahh??

      • Sorry Professor
        April 20, 2019 at 11:08 pm

        Sorry I’m an adult male with large fingers typing on my phone
        Your Mom and sister never minded

        • I Smell A Millennial
          April 20, 2019 at 11:18 pm

          No shit, where did these new assholes come from correcting everyone’s typing mistakes

  • O'Leary
    April 20, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    People that have to tell you how much they make are as bad as people that have to tell you what they weigh. Fuck them lol

    • Union Yes
      April 21, 2019 at 10:47 am

      Why how much do you weigh? You’re a bit on the porky side now aint ya.

  • Well, No Shit
    April 20, 2019 at 8:55 pm

    This guy should immediately fistfuck himself to death.

    If the strikers aren’t fucking with you, don’t fuck with them. It’s not hard to figure out.

    • Chester the Fupa Molester
      April 22, 2019 at 8:18 am

      Where’s the rest of the video? What set this guy off? TB’s not showing the full story on this one. And why the fuck would Stop and Shop allow the strikers near the entrance.

    • TurdBoyDouche
      April 22, 2019 at 5:42 pm

      Youre the one who should fistfuck yourself, homo. Its obviously Turd Boy Sports are flip flopping to attract readers to their shitty site. The video doesnt look too accurate. First, TBS shits on Stop and Shop strikers and not theyre on their side. Fuck these hypocrites and their gay site.

      • Well, No Shit
        April 23, 2019 at 7:41 am

        Did I strike a nerve, boy? Did my comment about fistfucking bring back bad memories of when daddy touched your “no-no?”

        Kill yourself, dickhole.

  • Closet diesel dick
    April 20, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    I bet the dude who washes his little balls makes more than $40 an hour…

  • Captain Trips
    April 20, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    “Attention all shoppers, a holier than thou fat fuck who can’t reach his boots to tie them has wiped out our inventory of Ho Hos, Twinkies and Ring Dings. Sorry for the inconvenience!”

  • Fatty McFatty
    April 20, 2019 at 8:30 pm

    Fucks who wear their boots all gay and lazy like that don’t work or do anything notable. He’s a lying sack of shit

    • Big Butt Stuffer
      April 20, 2019 at 10:58 pm

      Yeah if you can’t bust into a full sprint at a moment’s notice, you’re a slob. Fuck this guy.

      Stop and Shop sucks though. I have no side in this.

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