Pepe Le Pube And The Rehoboth Boys Are Not Happy That We Exposed The Town Scumbag, So They’re Taking Matters Into Their Own Hands 


Evidently some folks in the Dighton-Rehoboth area are not pleased that Uncle Turtleboy exposed the douchetwat Dad who complained that his sophomore son wasn’t getting enough playing time and yelled too much, so the coach was suspended.

I’m surprised there isn’t a higher pregnancy rate in Rehoboth. Evidently they stopped having periods there. GED class of 2018 right here.

Poor kid doesn’t even realize how many lonely nights he has in his future sitting at the tavern talking about the glory days. Evidently he’s still upset that the coach yelled at him……IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDS!! Sadly he doesn’t know anyone who follows Turtleboy, which actually makes sense because generally turtle riders can write complete sentences and aren’t whiny little bitches.

This one was even better.

What’s sad is that there are so many people out there who actually think like this. He doesn’t agree with content that he reads, so instead of just not reading it he decides to become a one man censorship squad and report us to our “ad service,” and “service providers” for “hosting content for nazis and incels.” Whatever that means. Also, everyone who comes to our site is a misogynistic racist or something.

Got bad news for you Pepe Le Pube – someone already beat you to it. But we’re still here because we have great fans who buy shit from our store, donate, and do whatever it takes to support us. That’s what you gotta do to stay afloat in the face of actual Nazis like Evan here. It’s just the world we’re living in. People like this exist. Nazis like this exist. He’s even got the Hitler stache going to.

He did Nazi those pubes coming in. He also did Nazi a vagina. For eternity.

Crazy part was his beef wasn’t even with the blog, which was pretty time by Turtleboy standards. His beef was with the comments:

Evidently we’re supposed to sit around and delete comments all day every time Evan and his friends make fake accounts and post racist shit on our page in order to try to make us look bad.

Sorry dude, but we got shit to do. Plus, any rational adult knows that you don’t judge the website off the commenters. That’s Internet 101 shit.

Anyway, you know we’re doing something right when these are our enemies.

I’d say to report him to his job to see how he likes people fucking with his livelihood, but he doesn’t exactly strike me as the “job” type.

But these people will never go away, so we graciously appreciate your support. Exposing scumbags like the guy who got his son’s coach suspended is completely necessary, because these people think they can get away with being scumbags. They do it because they think no one will call them out for it. But now they know about Turtleboy and maybe they’ll think twice. Sorry for making the world a better place.



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57 Comment(s)
  • Cluck Cluck rhymes with....
    February 13, 2019 at 8:02 am

    Obviously this chicken hustler is one strange poultry afficiendo
    Cluck, cluck, fuck, fuck

  • Neanderthal Even
    February 13, 2019 at 7:35 am

    So easy Even a caveman can do it.

    Looks like Even has too many chromosomes, cool story bro.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    February 13, 2019 at 4:47 am

    The matching monobrow and pubestache are running almost exactly parallel to each other.

    This leads me to suspect massive levels of inbreeding in this family.
    This guy may actually be his own father.

  • nevins gonzales
    February 12, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    Andrew LeBlanc is a switch hitter, usually cruises the Eagle club. He tells his hometown crowd of toadies that he’s joining the Marines. fucken homo I’ll fix your ass come to me bitchboy 120 gaslight drive Apt 12 weymouth you loser

    • Mjay
      February 13, 2019 at 1:53 am

      This is so funny!

  • fakaaa
    February 12, 2019 at 8:27 pm

    This cuck piece of shit infuriated me so i donated to turtle boy again. I hope you all do, because fuckfaces like this need to be known

  • Kim Un Jong
    February 12, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    Bristol County Agricultural HS? What do they major in, sheep shagging???

  • Nelson
    February 12, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    I had this incredibly hot dream involving someone I used to watch on TV. He’s very cute. I already had to go on a solo mission 3 times today! I hope my husband isn’t too tired later…

  • LOB
    February 12, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    Proof the Indians FXcked the Buffalo’s ! What a sorry piece of prairie sh*t this kid is. Hopefully he doesn’t reproduce!

  • MSmitty
    February 12, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    Drew was the poster child for “social promotion”. Every passing grade he ever earned was so the teacher wouldn’t have him again. Hated by students and teachers alike. Burned every bridge, so much so that he found a whole new “friend” group senior year and went on to be an accessory in a murder when he drove his friend away from the scene. He’s a real winner.

  • Crispy C
    February 12, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    It probably took Evan 5 years to grow all those pubes on his face.

  • Stunt Penis
    February 12, 2019 at 2:17 pm

    holy fuck, i just read that rebobothtalk facebook group, what a bunch of backwards hillbillies live in that town. unibrow neanderthals must be their bumper crop.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 12, 2019 at 2:03 pm

    I feel sorry for unibrow. Between his good looks and his excellent grooming and hygiene, he must have to fight the ladies off!

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    February 12, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    Are you really proud that this is what you do now?

    Bully kids on the internet because they disagree with you?

    Just wow.

    • RMG
      February 12, 2019 at 2:35 pm

      So it’s OK for this slime-mold to go after TB’s advertisers because he doesn’t agree with what TB says?

      Get the fuck out of Cuyahoga County.

  • Chicken Fucker
    February 12, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    That’s a rare picture of him. Usually the cock is in his mouth

  • Chip Striker
    February 12, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    Backwards hat and stained jeans for the senior picture.

    What’s he wearing to prom? A flannel shirt and his best pair of cargo pants?

    • The Vorlon
      Kosh Naranek
      February 12, 2019 at 1:27 pm

      Nah—wife beater, hip waders and bandana, for the win!

    • lob
      February 12, 2019 at 5:36 pm

      What is his date, his sister, wearing to the prom? Flannel gown?

  • Evan Laferriere
    February 12, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    Word in school was that Evan was a suspected kid diddler, raped a younger male cousin when he was 15

  • Y
    February 12, 2019 at 12:32 pm

  • Nazi and incel
    February 12, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    Heil hitler motha fucka.

    Ps I got laid more my junior year of high school than you have your whole life shitstain

  • Bert from Sesame Street
    February 12, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    So that’s where my eyebrow went.

    • Phong
      February 12, 2019 at 1:23 pm

      You win.

  • Phong
    February 12, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    Nevermind the chicken on his head, ignore the shirt, but check out the stairs in the background.

    Yep, that’s safe.

  • MustacheJustice
    February 12, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    Please do not refer to whatever mold or scum is growing on that pecker inspectors upper lip as a mustache.

    • Y
      February 12, 2019 at 12:05 pm

      Mustache? More like a dick-duster!

  • Dick Dastardly
    February 12, 2019 at 11:58 am

    What’s the story with McDirty clothes who has a cock on his head? He seems angry.

  • Reed Rothchild
    February 12, 2019 at 11:53 am

    Why would anybody in their right mind choose to live in Dighton or Rehoboth? I think Ware has more going for it than either of these two towns.

    • Y
      February 12, 2019 at 11:58 am

  • hank
    February 12, 2019 at 11:49 am

    There are only two things known to man that could survive a nuclear disaster:
    cockroaches and that Evan McPoyle looking mother fuckers virginity. What a loon.

  • Big Wick
    February 12, 2019 at 11:48 am

    Evan looks like he’s got a nose ring in the shape of an “8.” I can’t unsee it. The pube chickenshit WEARS chickenshit. And Andrew LugNut should never have been on the team; don’t they have to meet an academic minimum GPA? He obviously never passed an English class.

    How ’bout that, Evan? How ’bout that, AndRew? Happy now?

  • Unibrow Is A Switch Hitter
    February 12, 2019 at 11:41 am

    Not a girl in world would ride that face because of the unibrow burn. It must suck having to spend a couple of hours a day plucking that thing but it is apparent he doesn’t care and that is where he gets his free time to whine and attack adverts.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    February 12, 2019 at 11:34 am

    He looks like Ernie and Bert’s closeted molester brother. That being said i suspect these “males” have only fleshy patches where balls should be.

  • Vigil Ante
    Vigil Ante
    February 12, 2019 at 11:17 am

    I can smell that unibrowed freak through my computer screen. 

  • Cry Me a River
    February 12, 2019 at 11:14 am

    There’s a GOOD reason Drew LebLanc wasn’t a captain on the championship team. Nice senior pic, Drew.

    • Y
      February 12, 2019 at 11:17 am

      Drew still jerks-off to Anime. He’s such a tool. He was caught pulling the puppet in drama class Sophomore year, and he tried to blame it on poison sumac. I will never forget, neither should you.

    • dumbass
      February 12, 2019 at 11:17 am

      Hey Drew, did anyone ever teach you proper punctuation? Do don’t need a space after a comma, you dumbass.

  • Y
    February 12, 2019 at 11:13 am

    PS, did you (TBS) actually succumb to these beta cucks and delete the comments (which were written by well-known TBS trolls)?!?!
    C’mon, man, you can’t give in to the mob.

  • Y
    February 12, 2019 at 11:11 am

    Report the Incel’s page for Terrorism.
    Fight fire with fire.
    F these soy-boy, beta cucks!

  • Incels
    February 12, 2019 at 11:03 am

    LMAO… EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I see someone use the word “incel” as an insult, they always look like this eternal virgin.

    • Kim Wescott
      February 12, 2019 at 11:08 am

      I had to look it up — I actually thought it was a typo…

      Incels are members of an online subculture who define themselves as unable to find a romantic or sexual partner despite desiring one, a state they describe as inceldom. Self-identified incels are largely white and are almost exclusively male heterosexuals. Wikipedia

      • Incels
        February 12, 2019 at 12:10 pm

        Yeah its the liberals new buzzword insult against any right wing male who dares disagree with them lol… I get called an Incel a few times a week online, even with my wife and kids in my profile pic hahahah

        And they ALWAYS look like this neckbeard, like textbook definitions of pathetic virgin nerds, aka Incels lol.

  • juror seven esq.
    February 12, 2019 at 11:01 am

    Love the window decal in the picture of Evan, Bristol Aggie. Must be some kind of alternative high school or something. The kid more than likely studied animal husbandry. Explains the rooster on his head.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      February 12, 2019 at 2:07 pm

      It’s an Agricultural High School. They teach you how to feed chickens, milk cows (not that he needed much instruction with that one) and herd cattle.

      As far as fixing a concrete bottom step to the back porch, the instruction is lacking.

      ‘Put a board over it son.’

      ‘Kay Dad!’

  • JimmyBooms
    February 12, 2019 at 10:55 am

    I just checked out his facebook page, WOW. This kid was inside 1 vagina and it was his mother’s at birth. He hasn’t come close to 1 since and he’s way to unkempt to be gay. He looks the love child of Shaggy from Scooby Doo and Beck the musician.

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    February 12, 2019 at 10:55 am

    Upon seeing the Chud and chicken photo, my first thought was that the chicken was smarter…

  • Kim Wescott
    February 12, 2019 at 10:54 am

    Oh yes…..I am a female also, and I AM TurtleBoy.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    February 12, 2019 at 10:54 am

    When I look at his pic, the only thing that comes to mind is: Spongebath. He hasn’t seen a shower in a while. Looks like he sleeps in his clothes and turns the undies inside out to get an extra day outta them. Jesus, he’s a walking example of a complete shitstain

  • dball31211
    February 12, 2019 at 10:53 am

    I think that’s a transition pubestash. 

  • Kim Wescott
    February 12, 2019 at 10:53 am

    Andrew LebLanc (never seen the name capitalized quite like that)…..did you actually graduate from high school? Yours are among the most poorly worded, punctuated, sentographs I think I’ve ever tried to read! Or tried to comprehend! Congratulations!

    And TB – Pepe LePube! Hysterical!

    Keep up the good work.

    • Balls
      February 12, 2019 at 11:23 am

      The fact that this kid is wearing an adjustable hat backwards in his senior pics speaks volumes. But hats and angled photos are definitely your friend when you have ears like that.

    • HairyClamChowda
      February 12, 2019 at 2:51 pm

      He doesn’t need to spell because he gonna be a pro afaweete

  • mrme
    February 12, 2019 at 10:52 am

    Turtleboy…so easy even a caveman can read it.

  • Glory Days
    February 12, 2019 at 10:46 am

    I had a friend was a big baseball player;
    Back in high school…

    Good song!

    FWIW, I am female, and I am Turtleboy 

    • z
      February 12, 2019 at 1:38 pm

      It was playing on the car radio a couple of hours ago.

      Not a big fan of The Boss but he did nail that one.

  • Donald Trump
    February 12, 2019 at 10:33 am

    Holy fucking unibrow..I can smell the plaque on his teeth.

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