Evidently some folks in the Dighton-Rehoboth area are not pleased that Uncle Turtleboy exposed the douchetwat Dad who complained that his sophomore son wasn’t getting enough playing time and yelled too much, so the coach was suspended.
I’m surprised there isn’t a higher pregnancy rate in Rehoboth. Evidently they stopped having periods there. GED class of 2018 right here.
Poor kid doesn’t even realize how many lonely nights he has in his future sitting at the tavern talking about the glory days. Evidently he’s still upset that the coach yelled at him……IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDS!! Sadly he doesn’t know anyone who follows Turtleboy, which actually makes sense because generally turtle riders can write complete sentences and aren’t whiny little bitches.
This one was even better.
What’s sad is that there are so many people out there who actually think like this. He doesn’t agree with content that he reads, so instead of just not reading it he decides to become a one man censorship squad and report us to our “ad service,” and “service providers” for “hosting content for nazis and incels.” Whatever that means. Also, everyone who comes to our site is a misogynistic racist or something.
Got bad news for you Pepe Le Pube – someone already beat you to it. But we’re still here because we have great fans who buy shit from our store, donate, and do whatever it takes to support us. That’s what you gotta do to stay afloat in the face of actual Nazis like Evan here. It’s just the world we’re living in. People like this exist. Nazis like this exist. He’s even got the Hitler stache going to.
He did Nazi those pubes coming in. He also did Nazi a vagina. For eternity.
Crazy part was his beef wasn’t even with the blog, which was pretty time by Turtleboy standards. His beef was with the comments:
Evidently we’re supposed to sit around and delete comments all day every time Evan and his friends make fake accounts and post racist shit on our page in order to try to make us look bad.
Sorry dude, but we got shit to do. Plus, any rational adult knows that you don’t judge the website off the commenters. That’s Internet 101 shit.
Anyway, you know we’re doing something right when these are our enemies.
I’d say to report him to his job to see how he likes people fucking with his livelihood, but he doesn’t exactly strike me as the “job” type.
But these people will never go away, so we graciously appreciate your support. Exposing scumbags like the guy who got his son’s coach suspended is completely necessary, because these people think they can get away with being scumbags. They do it because they think no one will call them out for it. But now they know about Turtleboy and maybe they’ll think twice. Sorry for making the world a better place.
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