Petey Diabetes Uses 14 Year Old Picture Of Crotch Fruits For GoFundMe To Help Him On “Road To Recovery” Because Him And His Wife Can’t Work 


Meet Tim Kennedy from Norwood.

He’s a grown ass man who appears to have fathered a small army of semen demons who he is now using as bait for what is most likely drug money with his latest GoFundMe scam.

Remarkably he’s raised over $500 for his family that has “fallen on hard times over the last three years.” And instead of just getting a job he’s decided to spam his begging scheme all over Braintree yard sale pages.

He “can’t find work,” and neither can his wife, which means they’d both qualify for disability for as much as $2,500 a month combined. When you toss in the five crotch fruits it covers food stamps for eternity, along with housing vouchers or Section 8.

He’s been “active on his road to recovery and sobriety for the last year,” which probably means he’s not really sober yet. He’s just “on the road” to it.

Oh, and he’s a “father of 3,” even though there’s clearly five crotch fruits in his cover photo.

Sounds legit.

Someone was quick to point out that the image he used is also from 2006.

But I guess it’s hard to find a family photo you’re a deadbeat junkie. And yes, I am absolutely judging your fat ass Petey Diabetes. You are a pathetic loser who clearly is dishonest and is trying to use kids to get money from strangers to feed his addictions. I’m guessing that not a dime of that money will go towards anything that helps those children.

That was followed by more whoa is me bullshit.

And when someone else pointed out that it sounded a lot like a junkie using poon polyps to get his next fix, he didn’t exactly deny it either.

Oh, and he seems to be upset that he’s not rich because he can’t go out and rape people like Brock Turner did.

Nice guy.


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52 Comment(s)
    January 29, 2020 at 11:58 am

    He’s a. Hunk!

  • T.R.
    January 21, 2020 at 3:59 am

    Looked up the wife with the idea that she is as much to blame as he is.
    Was considering the T.R. treatment but once I got the visual, nah. It’d be like banging a refridgerator.
    Unacceptable working conditions.

  • Farmer Hogg
    January 19, 2020 at 7:33 am

    If you can’t find work in this economy, then you might as well jump off the Tobin and end it all. He never does say what it is ” he does” but seriously, there’s work everywhere. No sympathy for the pork loin.

  • Larry Mondello
    January 18, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    Uncle Turtle, will you please stop being lazy and include this guy’s 2019 carjacking , and subsequent police chase through several towns? The only thing this moon head needs funding for is a good lawyer. What a loser.

  • Natasha
    January 18, 2020 at 8:29 pm

    He’s surprisingly fat for a drug addict

  • Free ride is over
    January 18, 2020 at 7:41 pm

    He’s a drug addict that used to have kids. They’re over 18 now and him and his wife can’t live off the kids benefits anymore. He ‘s coming off drugs not by choice but because there’s no more food stamps to sell to buy drugs. Bet this last year of “sobriety” coincides with the last kids’ 18th bday.

  • Willie Fistergash
    January 18, 2020 at 7:41 pm

    I live in a small, rural town with very little industry. Yet even here just about every place is hiring. Pizza shops, convenient stores, supermarket, coffee shops, etc. Even the town highway department is looking for help.
    If you’re not working in this thriving economic time then you just don’t want to work.
    Anyone who sends this loafer money is a sucker.

  • Uncle Sam
    January 18, 2020 at 7:12 pm

    I hear Canada’s hiring

  • Tim Kennedys H dealer
    January 18, 2020 at 6:51 pm

    14 year old picture? I bet half of his kids in that pic already have their own kids with EBT benefits and welfare. How fucking old is this drug addict? 45 and he let himself get to the predicaments he’s in, and now a free hand out is gonna turn his life around? The dude will spend the money on heroin, liquor, and cigarettes. You can’t even give him a gift card he’ll just sell it for drugs.

  • Metro West Guy
    January 18, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    Any man who would get drunk or take drugs rather than feed and provide for his family is nothing but a loser, plain and simple. Begging for handouts under dubious pretenses makes it even more pathetic.

    • Abe Frohman
      January 18, 2020 at 6:55 pm

      I’ll let him in on a secret as to who is hiring right now————EVERYONE!

  • Cheddah
    January 18, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    I’ll admit I initially started feeling a little bit sad for this guy up until someone exposed the 2006 photo. What a shitbag..

  • Imaginary Turtle Lover
    January 18, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    I’ve read that most turtle riders are deeply closeted homosexuals – not that there is anything wrong with that. They work construction jobs despite nagging back pain because they are tough even when they’d secretly rather be home pleasuring themselves to pinups of Tom Brady. Is that true?

    • Tom Brady
      January 18, 2020 at 5:39 pm

      That assumption cannot be farther from the truth. Btw, how big is your cock?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    January 18, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    Tim admits he has 3 children! Did anyone ever think the other 2 are his Baby Momma’s? Why are you judging him on a 14 year old picture? He’s on the road to turning his life around. It is a sad, sad world we live in when people won’t even give him money.

  • Enos Straight
    January 18, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    This bozo carjacked a vehicle and got into an OJ chase with MSP in February of 2019. They chased him from Conrads in Norwood to Stoughton. The Go fund me cash will be canteen money when he goes to the can. Typical Kennedy.

    • One douche to another
      January 18, 2020 at 6:02 pm


  • Fat lazy and stupid is no way to go through life.
    January 18, 2020 at 4:46 pm

    I also worked construction for over 30 years and have stenosis. Multiple surgeries too but you know what, pete the liabetic, i still went to work everyday, hurtin so bad i couldnt tie my work boots. But you want free money ? Fuck you ! Youre a lazy stupid fat drug addict.

  • Barry O.
    January 18, 2020 at 4:08 pm

    His furry chest reminds me of the bearskin rug me and Moochelle used to frot on in front of the fireplace.

    • Trumpy Bear
      January 18, 2020 at 4:37 pm

      Speaking of bearskin, how in the hell can you not find a job in this economy, oh, boo hoo, would you like to use my built in cape to wipe your tears?

  • Tim's Uncle
    January 18, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    Please donate to the scam! Not only do I want my room back I want my life! Do you know how much it costs to feed these fuckers??? Dont let the picture fool you, all those kids 15 years ago are now bigger than fat Timmy himself!!! Please please please Donate!!

  • Turtle Exterminator
    January 18, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    Ha. Turtle riders getting all fired up, hating on some poor easy target and his kids. That’s real courage. LMFAO. If this wasn’t the Turtleboy page, I’d be disappointed. Sure, this guy may be considered a loser but then comes Turtle riders tearing someone apart knowing this guy has children likely watching. There’s only one creature lower than the loser making a plea on Go Fund Me, and that’s the lowlife turtle riding scavengers who somehow get a thrill from going after someone that does’t need to be reminded that life sucks. How brave and daring of you. lol fucking tb lowlife no lives

    • Mr. Abe L. Bodie
      January 18, 2020 at 3:37 pm

      I’d like to reply, but I’ll be late for work.

    • SatansGiantCock
      January 18, 2020 at 4:31 pm

      I’ll only donate monies if this worthless sack of shit gives a money back guarantee if he doesn’t overdose within 48 hours of reaching his goal.

    • Get Fucked
      January 18, 2020 at 4:45 pm

      Eat a bag of turtle dicks asshole.

    • ElJefe72
      January 18, 2020 at 5:09 pm

      Kids?!? That photo is from over 13 years ago. Those “kids“ are either adults or older teenagers now. Plenty capable of finding employment to help out ole’ dad there.

  • Lee Ho fook
    January 18, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    I wonder if I’m related to one of those Chins

  • hartf811
    Father Dimmock
    January 18, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    Please let both him and his kids starve.
    Some cows go to the state fair, some are hamburger. That is the way of the world.
    Get over it and move along.

  • The Boston Strangler
    January 18, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    Did somebody call a plumber?

  • Shit For Brains
    January 18, 2020 at 3:14 pm

    Wtf would contribute a dime to this scumbag? I think it’s time to expose the idiots that are enabling this shit. Those people are the fucking problem. Idiots, every one of them.

  • Loopy Punt
    January 18, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    Is that his carjacking and third dui arrest last year???

  • The Shipwreck Lounge
    January 18, 2020 at 2:44 pm

    This lard ass has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

  • Let’s see how many random people I can piss off
    January 18, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    Good god someone doesn’t know how to play the system.I work 25-30 hours a week get $800 in cash benefits.$680 in food stamps and my $2200 rent is almost fully paid by you suckers.Oh and I get child support.

    • JoeMomma
      January 18, 2020 at 3:35 pm

      That’s why we’re giving Donald four more years.
      He still has a lot of freeloaders to put back to work.

      • Some people are retarded
        January 18, 2020 at 4:32 pm

        Lol I’m a trump supporter too.You mad.My job pays $18 an hour for 25-30 hours a week so you do the math .Plus my lovely section 8 pays 2200 and I’ve been on it for 20 years.But hey if I didn’t take this money Maria and her 10 fucking border jumping babies would of.So do you need a tissue now.I can afford to give you some.

        • FAG ASS Spic
          January 18, 2020 at 5:11 pm

          Nice try spic

          • I hate spics too
            January 18, 2020 at 6:20 pm

            Not even I’m as white as the snow that’s falling tonight bitch

          • Don’t hate just learn something dummys
            January 18, 2020 at 6:27 pm

            Did I mention I get 1156 in child support and free healthcare and hit up every Christmas donation place during the holidays and then buy my kids each their own Xbox and pay for Xbox live.I got the best cable Netflix and Hulu.God damn you must be jealous and hating.Im living gooooodddd

    • Yeah, but...
      January 18, 2020 at 6:51 pm

      ….you prostitutes work pretty hard.

      • Fuck the llegals
        January 20, 2020 at 8:55 pm

        Never been a prostitute but been a fat white bitch that knows how to milk the system,Ill be damned if I’m going nana work full time to support illegal immigration and have them handed shit before my fellow Americans.I will do my damndest to keep my American money in My American pocket and not give be to any illegal foreigners.Im pro Donald Trump and I won’t change my ducking selfish American mind for none of them

  • Dick LaBone
    January 18, 2020 at 2:31 pm

    Humbling asking for help with start up costs to get my family our own place. And if you do get it, how do you afford the rent going forward? Oh right start a new GFM scam…

  • Dick GoZinya
    January 18, 2020 at 2:24 pm

    “It’s now time for me to work on my family”.
    Begging for money from strangers aint work homie…

    • Dad
      January 18, 2020 at 3:02 pm

      Awe Petey you gave me a thumbs down. My net worth puts me in the top 5% of all Americans. Suffer you fuckstick…

  • Wilford Brimley
    January 18, 2020 at 2:21 pm

    That motherfucker ain’t got diabeetuss

  • Teach me please
    January 18, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    Is rethunked even a word?????

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 18, 2020 at 2:02 pm

    Home Depot is hiring, help you lose some weight

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    January 18, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    WHOA? c’mon man it’s woe

  • This guy...
    January 18, 2020 at 1:51 pm

    … looks exactly like TB.

  • Joe Biden
    January 18, 2020 at 1:45 pm

    I pay pay excellent money for the pleasure to sniff young children.

    • Huntet
      January 18, 2020 at 2:00 pm

      Dad the lawyers advised that we cool it for awhile atleast until after the impeachment. So dad please be quite. Also are you gonna send me a check soon because the bstisam holdings dried up

    • Hunter
      January 18, 2020 at 2:01 pm

      Dad the lawyers advised that we cool it for awhile atleast until after the impeachment. So dad please be quite. Also are you gonna send me a check soon because the bstisam holdings dried up

    • Greta Thunberg
      January 18, 2020 at 2:38 pm

      How Dare You !

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