Meet Tim Kennedy from Norwood.
He’s a grown ass man who appears to have fathered a small army of semen demons who he is now using as bait for what is most likely drug money with his latest GoFundMe scam.
Remarkably he’s raised over $500 for his family that has “fallen on hard times over the last three years.” And instead of just getting a job he’s decided to spam his begging scheme all over Braintree yard sale pages.
He “can’t find work,” and neither can his wife, which means they’d both qualify for disability for as much as $2,500 a month combined. When you toss in the five crotch fruits it covers food stamps for eternity, along with housing vouchers or Section 8.
He’s been “active on his road to recovery and sobriety for the last year,” which probably means he’s not really sober yet. He’s just “on the road” to it.
Oh, and he’s a “father of 3,” even though there’s clearly five crotch fruits in his cover photo.
Someone was quick to point out that the image he used is also from 2006.
But I guess it’s hard to find a family photo you’re a deadbeat junkie. And yes, I am absolutely judging your fat ass Petey Diabetes. You are a pathetic loser who clearly is dishonest and is trying to use kids to get money from strangers to feed his addictions. I’m guessing that not a dime of that money will go towards anything that helps those children.
That was followed by more whoa is me bullshit.
And when someone else pointed out that it sounded a lot like a junkie using poon polyps to get his next fix, he didn’t exactly deny it either.
Oh, and he seems to be upset that he’s not rich because he can’t go out and rape people like Brock Turner did.
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