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Let me introduce you to this scrawny, slimy little rodent. Better yet, let this lady do it for me –
Dennis G. Burns, aptly enough, in addition to possessing a face that makes the words “consensual intercourse” dubious and a shitsmear for a pubestache, has been burning homeowners and contractors since at least 2013. He’s also clearly a card carrying member of the Chubchasers Lounge. Dennis once worked for a reputable plumbing company in Wrentham, MA, but was let go after a pattern of stealing from the company and customers to buy hillbilly heroin, lying, and general being shady and unlikable emerged. Armed with a plumbing license, rudimentary work skills, and absolutely no self awareness or shame, Burns Plumbing and Heating of Cumberland, RI was born. A quick run of his name through the google machine shows that business permanently closed, and a couple of businesses associated with his name:
Not suspicious at all. Lots of reputable business owners go through 2 or 3 different business names in a 5 year span, right?? Get shut down, just change the name around, and keep the good times rolling!
Dennis attended to his work as a plumber with the same level of low skill, poor follow through and unfounded confidence he has while attempting to the caulk the crack with the lowest standards during last call on dollar draft Tuesday at the local swillhole.
Just check out the glowing reviews from Mr. Burns satisfied customers.
I imagine his dates have similar feedback.
“He went to the bank and within 10 minutes cashed the check”.
“He has destroyed my old boiler and now I have no furnace at all….this $7,000 contract was paid in full.”
“Dennis Burns took my money and never did the job”.
Sounds like an honest, hardworking, quality business man to me!
Surely Dennis the Menace has some sort of valid reason why he had time to pick up the checks, cash the checks, but never do the work. Oh, look, another thrilled “customer”:
But on the topic of his divorce…. Spoiler alert: He just becomes more and more of a human septage receptacle. No divorce is every easy, but the dissolution of the Burns union was a spectacular dumpster fire that highlights the astounding moral fiber of this Grundlesmear Gingertrap:
Shockingly enough, his wife didn’t want to keep a thieving, lying, scam artist violent felon with a penchant for beating her around.
Shitsandwich supreme Burns gets bonus points in the Scumfuck Olympics, because according to sources close to him, he TOTALLY put his kids in the middle of his divorce. Because why even have the little fucktrophies, if they can’t be used to hurt your enemies and keep pesky questions like “When are you going to finish the work I paid you for?” at bay?
Some highlights include when, according to several independent sources, he allegedly purposely allowed the family home’s oil tank to go empty while visiting the children to file child neglect on his ex wife. There’s also him coaching his daughter during a video taped accusation against the mother’s new boyfriend of, you guessed it, diddling his kiddies. I’m not going to publish the video, because, duh it’s a kid. But I have seen it and can confirm, 100% as blood boiling as you can imagine. Scumbag logic says, “I can cheat on my wife with any SeaWorld attraction I so chose, but my wife is never allowed to move on.” And presuming Dennis can read and write, he probably wrote the syllabus for scumfuckery 101.
Several of this cockslobbering clogged pipe’s theft victims have made fruitless attempts to recover their funds through the courts. There are at least 12 open complaints in courthouses spanning at least 9 different jurisdictions. It’s not that anyone seems to be having much trouble winning a judgement against this shitstain – but finding him is proving to be a lot more difficult. Despite several bench warrants out for his apprehension, this slimy oil slick just keep sliding through the cracks.
So where have Dennis’ victims hard earned, easily scammed funds been going? Well, I personally couldn’t answer for sure, and I doubt this thieving twatwaffle would be forthright if asked. Unfortunately for him, public record doesn’t lie, and is, well….public. So let me tell you where it hasn’t been going:
Hasn’t been going to rent! Somehow this sackless shitbag supreme and his side of cheesehog have managed to get evicted not once, not twice, but three times in the last 2 ½ years! As soon as you come in to contact with these two, you are guaranteed going to lose money. It would be wiser to engage in business with the toothless sweaty flapjacks begging you for a ten spot to “catch a cab home after work” on the lunch shift at the fuzzy grape. At least you might wind up with a gummy blowjob for your troubles. Dennis will suck you dry in an even less enjoyable manner.
I have it on good authority from several sources that Dennis has never served in the military, in any capacity. So how he managed to get the “Soldier and Sailors Relief Act” is beyond me. This fucking guy is like a shitdick savant. It’s like he sat down, thought really long and hard about every single action and quality that makes a scumbag a scumbag, and said to himself “Yep, that’ll do. All of it.”
They even used her last name so he could fraudulently sign another lease they never were going to honor. Violent felon, wife beater, career scam artist criminal, infidelity, multiple evictions, using his kids as tiny little human shields, the “disease” of addiction he likes to blame every single last fuck up on when he exhausts all other excuses his flea brain can churn out….Holy shit, you guys!! Have we found Ratchet Jesus??!!
He’s been hiding from bench warrants this whole time! The deadbeat father, the shameful son, and the holey bedsheets!
Now, don’t spit out your tea, Turtleriders, but it appears he hasn’t been scamming people to pay his child support, either.
A quick look at his Facebook Page, and Megan’s, does give us a little bit of a list as what they’ve been up to while the people he’s ripped off have had to pay double for someone to come in to actually do the work he pulled an Irish Dad on and said he’d be right back to complete, but never did……
Traveling to expensive destinations.
Getting all dolled up and getting their Pigparty on!
Purchasing totes adorbs couples themed adult costumes.
Taking his High Maintenance Hogpiece to expensive restaraunts,
And purchasing new vehicles.
And of course, amusement parks!
I think you get the gist.
His civil court records could be published as a new children’s book entitled, “Where in the World is Dennis Scamdiego?”
Not Attleboro, where he’s been ordered to pay back $6,344.91
Or Chelsea, where he’s ordered to pay back $4,257.98.
Not Marlboro, where he owes $447.37
And I won’t take Wrentham, for $8,682.20, Alex…
Or Taunton, for $442.28….
Probably not in Waltham, either, he owes $360.60 over there….
Maybe Dudley, where they can’t even serve him?….doubt it.
Not pictured are cases in Brockton, Framingham, Newton and Quincy, because, we just don’t have all day to trace back Dennis Burns-everyone’s map to Thefttown. Hopefully, someone out there reading this might be able to. I’m pretty sure all these people are dying to see him. That’s one reunion this piece of stir fried semen should be forced to attend. Hope you like cuffs, Denny!
So, one destination that this pubestached plumbing hack and his scramette may have traveled to recently, is the city of dreams itself, Worcester, MA.
Where he not only owes yet another judgement for $7,449.39….
…but also most recently of all, a $61,750.00 fine to MassDEP.
I have it on some authority that Dennis and his scumbaggette are either hiding across the border in Rhode Island, or back living with her mother in Wrentham. If you come across them, for the love of God, just hide your valuables and don’t make eye contact. The full extent of burning that Burns has done is still unknown – if you’ve been scammed or robbed by this fraud, reach out, let us know. It doesn’t look like he’s going to see the error of his ways any time soon, and not only does no one else deserve to be ripped off by this rodent…….
……..there’s a long line of folk who just want to talk to you, dickweed.