Plymouth “Cool Mom,”   Whose 15 Year-Old Daughter Was Found On Beach With .296 Blood/Alcohol Level, Tries To Shame Kid’s Drinking Buddies Instead Of Taking The Blame For Her Lack Of Parenting

If your fifteen year-old daughter gets alcohol poisoning it’s probably best not to blame the kids she was partying with instead of looking at yourself as a parent.


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I grew up on the South Shore and I was a bit of a renegade. Nothing crazy but I used to drink Zima like it was going out of style. We usually congregated around bonfires in the woods or on the beach. We found a loser older kid (who wanted to get in our pants and we let him think he had a chance) to buy for us. At sixteen, my girlfriends and I were walking, talking, manipulators and we knew how to get what we wanted. Why? Because all teenage girls do. We were idiots but we knew how to get what we wanted. We didn’t have cell phones. We barely had AOL. South Shore Turtlemom had a stroke when I told her, as an adult, about the shit we pulled. The kids these days are leagues beyond what we were. So, when I read this post on All Things Plymouth, before the nazi-douche moderator pulled it down, I knew exactly what had happened.

Those Chuds don’t look old enough to buy booze. Maybe I’m wrong but their clothes say momma still dresses them.

Homegirl thought she could hang and realized vodka is the devil’s juice. My best friend guessed this kid probably had about 500 Mike’s Hard Lemonades – but I know a vodka bender when I see one. It’s what my father called “liquid asshole.” In the hands of this fifteen year-old girl it was damn-near deadly.

Now, you’re going to notice that it wasn’t the child in question’s parent making the post. It’s a moron friend of the family.

A grown woman who has a animal filter and worships Kim Karwhatsherface. You know, the chick that made herself famous by getting B-list BBD.

Yeah, Erica seems to have her priorities straight. -scoff-  Let’s let HER make the post!

Anyways, back to the drunk kid Erica is posting about….
Said Homegirl, who I’m not going to name because she’s a kid, was found with a .296 blood alcohol level. That’s 270% over the legal limit as an adult. She’s fif-fucking-teen.

Teenage girls are manipulative idiots. The people in charge of them need to be vigilant. It doesn’t matter if they are an honors student, which this one apparently is, because kids are stupid. There is a reason why they aren’t legally allowed to drink. There is a reason why the parents are in charge. Pam here has the right idea.

There is no way to prove what happened. We just have to take the word of the troubled kid’s pals. We are just being told that they left her on the beach, in which case, she needs better friends (or to stop boozing it up with strangers) and the mother was trying to be “cool mom” and not check up on her kid.

Because my homie Pam decided to voice out, and ask a logical question, the kid’s mother came out of the woodwork and felt the need to defend the lushy teen though an unsolicited PM.

First, if your kid is saying that they are going to White Horse Beach, it’s not a church outing, they are going to get turnt. That’s where all the South Shore kids go to party. Hell, by the time I was old enough, I knew most of the local cops by name and I wasn’t even from Plymouth.

Second, if you’re checking up on your daughter, and she’s 270% / three times over the legal limit, you’re going to know. I’ve seen pictures of Allyson’s daughter. She’s a bitty thing. Teenagers document everything. Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook. They don’t take a dump without a retweet. Any text message or phone call, sent from this kid after a gallon of vodka, is going to sound like Barney from the Simpsons sent it. You can GPS shit these days. Find out where they are. This leads me to believe mom never checked up on her daughter.

Even the best child in the world can be stupid. It’s our job, as parents, to make sure that you’re diligent and know what’s going on. Not Allyson though! She bought the lie that these kids were physically holding her daughter down and forcing her to drink. Then why aren’t we looking at assault charge?

When the kid found herself in a dangerous position, and in deep trouble, she started blaming everyone but herself for her actions. That’s when these two chudmuffins, who I want to talk to because I’d like to hear the other side of the story, came in to play. She’s never touched alcohol! She just decided to start that day with vodka when the rest of us tried Seagrams or something lamer. Oh, wait, she was “forced.” Nevermind. GTFOH.

I’m sure Allyson’s daughter has never been around booze in her entire life. She’s never seen it! Even though almost every picture on Momma Allyson’s Facebook page has her in a bar or with a drink in her hand.

Right. Her first time. When your mom is a bar fly, because your stepdad is in a shitty local band, the drinking starts early. Not just a regular mom. A cool mom.

Blame her for this. Next time, before calling out the strangers your kid took booze from, check your own shit first.

I still want the names of the two chuds though. Send them in.

31 Comment(s)
  • Marty
    June 2, 2017 at 12:35 am

    You want to know the whole story? Well im one of those kids in the picture. My friends and I decided to have a nice day at Whitehorse beach. Now it’s funny how this lady in the original post claims that we’re from bridgewater, but we’re all from north of boston, which may be way too out of any of your leagues. Anyways, we set up the volleyball net, grabbed a few beers and started to play at 12 pm. About five hours later, once all of our (8) beers were gone, we saw a few attractive girls and we decided to ask them to play volleyball with us. Another funny point that people are trying to elaborate on is how we aren’t actually minors. What makes it funny is that all of us are 17. Carry on.. An hour passes and these girls friend’s show up for their supposedly “lit” birthday party. There was PLENTY of weed, as well as two water bottles full of whiskey. Now since we all took our own cars and planned to go out to dinner later that night, none of us decided to drink and smoke (say what your heart desires but that statement is true). Around 7 o’clock one of the boys on the beach found a FULL UNCRACKED (THAT NOBODY HAD BROUGHT) bottle of Rubinoff behind the wooden fence. Once again, non of us four kids drank because we DONT fuck with drinking and driving!!! About 730 now, and the supposedly “goody two shoe” of this wonderful “cool mom” cracked open this bottle of Rubinoff, and i kid you not, drank half of the bottle in one run… She went bonkers. She smoked some weed, blew a kid, and drank some more (oh what a time to be alive). About and hour later a bunch of people went to their cars to start packing away and when we came back, there were girls crying and guys screaming for help saying that the girl was passed out and thought that she was dead. Since it’s not my first rodeo, yanno i’m just such a figawi douchebag that i’ve never had drinks here and there (yeah okay), i knew that she was black out drunk, and i knew that she was going to get to that stage. i PERSONALLY tried to rip the bottle out of her hand when she was drinking it, but she’d just run halfway down the beach and start drinking again. Anyways, we did everything we could for her. We had a fire going, i PERSONALLY held her on her side, getting throw up all over my hands and touching her piss soaked yoga pants. One of the girls mother came down to the beach and insisted that we call an ambulance so we did. It’s funny because a bunch of you were saying that she needs to find real friends because they left her, and it’s true, because me and my friends have never seen this girl before, yet we were the last ones standing next to her until the ambulance came.. explain that please. As the ambulance arrived, the EMT and a police officer asked us if we’ve had anything to drink, we said no, and they sent us on our way. One hell of a night if you ask me. Seeing mine and my best friends face up on the internet is sickening, especially when it’s all because of the wonder woman supermom is trying to protect her best friend’s little angel, when it was her doing putting herself in the position she did. I’m not wishing any evil on her, and i do hope she gets better, but maybe her mom should monitor her kids a little bit better (unless she is, according to her facebook, too drunk to do so lol).

    • Ugh
      June 2, 2017 at 8:16 am

      That THAT sounds like a real situation, a true story!!

    • Jack
      June 6, 2017 at 3:23 pm

      Great story! Only thing is, that’s not the real story so nice job trying to tell people the “real story”

    • Jack
      June 6, 2017 at 3:24 pm

      Nice story that is completely false

      • Marty
        June 8, 2017 at 7:30 pm

        Think what you like, buddy. How old are you? You’re grammar shows you’re probably around the age of 15-16ish maybe. So i’m guessing you were at the party too? Awesome, another little wanna be party gangster defending her stupid drunk friend lol

        • jack
          June 8, 2017 at 8:32 pm

          hahaha wow your soooo funny hey why do you hit on girls 5 years younger than you

  • Margaret Melican
    June 1, 2017 at 8:35 pm

    For Pam Martin:

    There once was one that was suspended
    For comments that were splendid
    She’s now in jail
    But over FaceBook she’ll prevail
    Next time her sentence will be extended…

    PS I’ll wrap up my own sentence in another 16 d!ays!

  • Publius
    June 1, 2017 at 12:15 pm

    Pretty much 99% of “cool mom’s” fail at being a mom or being cool. In fact if you think you are a “cool mom” you can be pretty certain you are not.

  • Sad
    June 1, 2017 at 11:27 am

    Did this young girl just lose her dad in a car accident a couple years ago. That man in those pictures above passed away. Terrible.

    • Sad
      June 1, 2017 at 11:47 am

      The dad pictured above was in a band. Not a step-dad, that’s a lie.

      • Sick of shitty parents.
        June 1, 2017 at 12:07 pm

        Oh, so let’s focus on one mistake. Chris will be gone three years in September. What’s your point? Girl should never have been allowed to go to the beach, to a party and get drunk. Her mom said 3 years and needs to be a better parent. Those two boys they tried to throw under the bus are minors and they attempted to ruin the boys lives with this story that’s shameful. So you worry about the one little mistake and how much you don’t give a shit about anyone’s lives

        • Sick of shitty parents.
          June 1, 2017 at 12:10 pm

          **HAS HAD

          • Sad
            June 1, 2017 at 7:10 pm

            Well, “ugh” not sure who made you the judge and jury. But, this story is one sided. And I hate one sided stories. Who are the other role models and did they know their underage kids were out drinking that night too? If not, they lied. So, why should anyone believe them. At least this lady knew where her kid was that night, her daughter did tell her right? Maybe she wasn’t a bad kid before, so maybe her mother trusted her. Who knows. Could be wrong. So, far two kids lied about where they were going that night. And one did not.

        • Sad
          June 1, 2017 at 12:27 pm

          My was point was. A picture is posted of a man who’s long gone. And what was wrote above about the father is a lie. That’s not the step father. And I don’t think the mother was really out of line, she was probably pissed her daughter was left on a beach drunk. And I don’t truly don’t believe the mother sent her daughter packing to a beach in hopes she’d be laying near dead by the end of the night by herself. So, no I don’t agree with you either. It didn’t appear like anyone that night had any regard for the friend they left behind, they were all sober enough to walk off the beach. So, the mother probably isn’t thinking about their feelings at the moment either. Understandable. And lastly, the guy pictured above has a brother who is a police officer. So, no. I don’t think they are that bad of a family to trash on here.

          • Sick of shitty parents
            June 1, 2017 at 1:44 pm

            Obviously “Sad” is a friend of the family or families. Did you read the blog? Mom knew her daughter was at a party. Therefore she is 10000% to blame because obviously she let her 15 year old just do whatever. Erica posted an untrue story and could have caused 2 MINORS lives to be ruined. That is extremely defective thinking. Everyone in Plymouth knows who Chris is and his family etc. None of that is pertinent here. What is is Allyson’s behavior, and how she had a friend try to ruin two boys lives. You see I know the boys and the back story and have sent info to this blog. I hope their families take legal action against these two women.

          • MhmItsSad
            June 1, 2017 at 3:19 pm

            Obviously, you can’t see too well. The bird who wrote the story put the ” boys” pictures on the internet and is looking for these two “chuds” names. Reading and having eyesight is fun. Now 70,000+ people know their story and their faces.

          • Ugh
            June 1, 2017 at 5:22 pm

            It’s pathetic that the original post outs blame on anyone but the girl wbke went to a party in the beach and got wasted.
            Make your kid OWN HER FUCKING MISTAKE or sit home hoping the next time she doesn’t end up dead.
            Kids drink, party, experiment. They don’t realize the effects till it’s too late. So accusing those boys if forcing her to drink instead of making her be reponsible is definitely NOT doing her any help.

          • Ugh
            June 1, 2017 at 8:47 pm

            I’m not concerned about the other two..
            My point is this girl made a choice to drink . No way she unknowingly had a vodka sprite and never noticed a difference in taste, yet it was enough to get her “tipsy” enough for these two boys (who were initially accused of being if age, if I remember correctly) to force her to drink more.
            Was this girl at a party on white horse with no one she was friends with or are we to believe none of her friends thought her being forced to drink was a problem?
            My point is this girl made a choice, as most teens do, it ended very badly for her. She’s fortunate to be alive and she should own that she made a choice as opposed to calling out those boys with crazy accusations.

        • Jack
          June 6, 2017 at 3:03 pm

          Stfu the boys are like 19. Your a shitty parent u bitch.

          • Jack
            June 6, 2017 at 3:06 pm

            Sorry that wasn’t for you

    • Sad
      June 1, 2017 at 9:28 pm

      So, these two boys are not minors if you remember correctly …but, the person who said they sent this story in said they were “MINORS”. The writer said the girl was an itty bit of a thing and the mom said she isn’t a drinker and this is her first time drinking. So, it’s possible. And it’s also possible that two adults that are not minors would take advantage of a minor who is an itty bit of a thing. Sorry, bud.

  • Duke Westwood
    June 1, 2017 at 10:58 am

    She was drinking a “spiked sprite”?!?! Fuck off… A 16oz bottle would need to be pretty much straight vodka to get to .296! A couple of shots worth does not get you to .296 unless you are a toddler. She damn well knew she was drinking to get to that state.

  • Sick of shitty parents
    June 1, 2017 at 7:35 am

    The boys are right around the girls age who was drinking. The entire story as put on the Plymouth page is BULLSHIT. Mom is just using it to cover up the fact that her daughter got drunk at a party. Love the story change as well. At first the kid was just drinking on the beach and managed to meet strangers and get drunk with them. Mom’s PM says her daughter was at a party, hmmm….. Girl at a party on WHB, get’s super shitted, ambulance called and mom instead of admitting her baby chose to get drunk throws a couple minors under the bus. nice, real nice…

    • Jack
      June 6, 2017 at 3:11 pm

      Stfu the boys are like 19. Stop assuming things you don’t know. Like where u at the party? No so why don’t u shut up and mind your own business. And yes the boys did make her drink more and she’s not throwing them under the bus. So why don’t u just stfu

  • Bull shit call out
    May 31, 2017 at 10:53 pm

    Being a person who has consumed A LOT of vodka, I can tell when even a nip has been put in a Sprite or any other beverage. If she has NEVER had a drink in her life she would have known. Shit, you give me Polar Soda and not a Pepsi or a Coke I know that shit! Sure, she didn’t know it was “spiked” or you know “the way she asked for it.”

  • Big Raymond
    May 31, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    How often does anyone ever improve their life through social media or selfies or any of that?

  • Turd Burglestein
    May 31, 2017 at 8:22 pm

    Zima is the white man’s version of malt liquor.

  • Former Underage Drinker
    May 31, 2017 at 6:43 pm

    Love this SSTG,

    This happened to my best friend growing up as well, shitty vodka, curb meets forehead, ambulance ride and we learned our lesson (somewhat) guess who didn’t get blamed?! Anyone but My said friend. Of course OUR parents flipped bc we were all together but no parent in their right mind believes that their angel of a child didn’t decide to drink, then overdo it by mistake…. none that I know of anyways. Shit happens I hope this girl is fine and learned not to drink hard stuff, but it’s definitely not the boys faults. Although their outfits scream Figawi Douchebags… I’m sure they are innocent of forcing said booze down the girls throat.

    Ps- I love you Pam! Always saying what we are all thinking.

  • Wtf
    May 31, 2017 at 5:44 pm

    Perfect call out! And those boys def don’t look old enough to buy booze or smart enough to drug a drink , which is eluded to. I would kick my kids ass from one end of the beach to the other and I promise she wouldn’t like the sand in her ass by the time I got done. But she would probably go to another party and drink cuz that’s what most kids do.

    • Linda
      May 31, 2017 at 9:29 pm

      Alluded. Jesus Christ.

      • Wtf
        June 1, 2017 at 11:24 am

        At least I use punctuation.

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