Like many of you, I made the stunning and brave move yesterday to head to the Leominster Walmart and buy shit. For the first time in my life I had to wait for a cart before going to buy a bunch of frozen food in case the apocalypse comes. I thought there would be food shortages, but as it turned out the food was plentiful. There was only one thing that this Walmart and most other places were sold out of –
Toilet paper & paper towels aisle pic.twitter.com/ZaWeV3SbNa
— Joyce Alene (@JoyceWhiteVance) March 14, 2020
I was just in my local gourmet grocer stocking up for the #coronapocalypse and this woman tried to fight me for #toiletpaper. I hit her in the head with a bottle of Vicki’s Vodka. #ToiletPaperPanic #toiletpapercrisis #ToiletPaperApocalypse #RHOC #RHONJ #bravotv pic.twitter.com/knO38UrMhZ
— Vicki Guidice (@MateoNY) March 14, 2020
When you're already stocked up for the next six months watching all the #panicbuying is just like…#Walmart #toiletpaper #ToiletPaperApocalypse #coronapocalypse pic.twitter.com/B43yOoG7cr
— SmartMoney (@razbabe45) March 13, 2020
Toilet paper.
But……why? Why is toilet paper more coveted than food? How many dumps do you people anticipate taking during the apocalypse if you don’t have any food? Apparently because of people like this:
Does this look like the kind of ratchet who would stock up on ass wipe in order to resell it for a profit on local Facebook yard sale pages?
Yes. Yes, it does.
She got torn apart faster than your asshole on coronavirus and eventually the post was removed. But she attempted to defend herself by saying that she had to drive to various stores and spent time and gas. Because this is both a job and a legitimate business to Erika Roman.
Tittoo. Nuff said.
Anyway, I had the squirts and we’re fresh out so I had no choice but to give in to her price gouging.
Yea, that never happened. Your ratchet instincts took over and you went out and bought half of Walmart’s supply of TP. There was no friend who called you and decided to sell you a massive quantity of shit shiner from her massive quantity. None of that happened. Is it illegal? No. But it’s still a pretty shitty thing to do. Just sayin.
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This one is begging to be slapped into unconsciousness and woken up with a pounding of her turd cutter.
She represents all those little scumbag twats throughout FB Marketplace flipping donated goods and buying stuff at the dollar store (or stealing it, let’s be honest) to make up “cleaning packages” to be sold at an obscene markup.
Yes, this one is deserving of all that and a donkey punch to produce a lovely pink sock that can be tied off with a dirty piece of rough twine.
i walked down the aisle at stop and shop yesterday and realized that every package of toilet paper was sold out. right next to it was full aisles of bounty paper towels and napkins. i dont know about you but ive hit it rough and had to use coffee filters once. so paper towels or napkins would be just fine for me. the hysteria over toilet paper is manufactured from the media. this just goes to show you how many left wing idiots there really are out there. turn the news off and use your common sense. stop doing what the media tells you. they cant even keep their ratings above pbs sesame street.
I’ve been social distancing for over 40 years. Now that it’s damn near mandatory, I turn into a social butterfly.
I never guessed that paper towels would be the currency of the Apocalypse. Sleep easy with your stores of water, canned food, and ammunition.
Spic gonna spic
Where you been kid? Away for the weekend again? Hope you did not
leave a tip for the chimichanga chamber maids.Any updates on the Providence
off ramp coffee targets?
The above comment wasn’t from me. Some unoriginal faggot apparently.
The junkies moved their camp from the off ramp sadly.
…With a shovel.
That is one ugly bitch.
A Yes
Would… Nuff said, reminds me e of the one girl I love love love, Megan DeMers… Hit me up Megan
…
Those juggs rival Heidi’s and she’s a lot younger. She can sell TP for 100 bucks a roll as far as I’m concerned.
What are we doing? What’s going on right now?
Watching Bristol’s podcast right now. What a disgusting pig ratchet she is. She has 4 kids but only has custody of 2 of them. Gross hypocrite.
Mawty Walsh here with Guvena Chuck Baker at the Corona Virus Command Centa. We have a few helpful pointers for the public but first, my name is Mawty Walsh and I’m an alcoholic. I get diarrhea from milk and I tried to get my wife to rim my asshole but she refuses probably cuz she seen my underpants skid marks and all and won’t go near that busted sewer line, anyways.
1). Stop all bathing to allow your friendly germs to multiply.
2). If the liquor store is closed assume public schools are also closed.
3). If you frequent prostitutes or are a prostitute use hand sanitizer.
4). Sharing a cup of hot coffee is perfectly safe the heat kills the bad germs.
5). Drinking urine isn’t proven to ward off Corona Virus but its worth a try.
6). Chinese food isn’t really from China if you don’t go get Chinese food tonight you’re a fucking racist but avoid the other restaurants that’s ok.
7). Marathon Monday will now be on Tuesday to trick the virus into going on the wrong day we both think this will work.
8). Keeping a steady blood alcohol level of .2 or higher keeps you sa…. I gotta puke that vodka didn’t sit well
Uhm Governor Charlie Baker here, first off sneeze into your shirt or pants, I am ordering an emergency and has anyone seen my son AJ Baker? I got a couple of nude texts from him late last night he appeared to be walking around nude. AJ please come home your real doll sex doll arrived today so please come home honey baby you can safely grope and defile the doll in your bedroom like we talked about. Your mother and I are worried sick so
I am not married and some say I am.a closet homosexual. Please get your facts straight before I close your business down.
Did you know more homosexusls die of aids and aids related cancers each year than from corona virus and its all because of their lifestyle choices. I would rather be a creme filled twinkie than eat a creme filled twinkie
No need to eorry. Gay pride week will not shut down .i want boys in speedos on Boylston. Nice fellas
Folks I begin with a question, does anyone know if this pandemic hits gay men harder for no reason like most diseases do? Is Wuhan Corona another mean gay bashing virus and do steamy bath houses reduce the chance of Corona tranmission? One more thing does astro lube protect against gonorhea or syphilis what about vasoline jelly? This is not who we are as Americans.
Well done! LOL
Attention all units! Be on the lookout for a dark 4 dr. sedan, with two rolls of stolen toilet paper in the back seat.
Armed big tit assailant just pistol whipped a 93 year old woman during a home invasion. Suspect is considered armed and full of shit.
And the cause of all this fuckery?
The mainstream media.
They have weaponized a virus for political reasons, and have created panic among Americans.
I hope every single one of these cocksucker’s get cancer of the eyes.
Daniel Goldman, the slimy heeb cocksucker attorney who led the House Impeachment process , has tested positive for Covid-19. Here’s hoping the sneaky Jew shill croaks!
If either Ilhan Omar or Rashida Tlaib got it and croaked, I’d be thrilled
What made Turtleboy great was the ability to look at the big picture. It wasn’t just how a cute little druggie girl became a trooper. It wasn’t just how a trooper got punished for reporting on the actions of the daughter of a judge.
It was on piecing together the truth about the endemic corruption in the leadership of the Massachusetts law enforcement community, and not just of those in uniform.
In this article, the focus in on the economic opportunism and selfishness of a tit tatted girl, in an impact of no consequence whatsoever.
In an earlier article, the focus was on the decision of a 20 year old musician, and how he screwed his life, and that of his family, with his economic decision. I’d love it if the focus of the Turtle was directed at the college admissions people, the college leaders, and the college loan community, with their economic opportunism and selfishness.
They have screwed over a large portion of a generation in this country. For most of the history of this country, the legal age of adulthood was 21, and that was partly done to protect young people from the exploitation from deals like this. Part of the requirements of a valid business deal, is “informed consent.”
If the high schools were doing their jobs, the kids would have learned things about investment, return on investment, and bankruptcy. But the schools are overrun with socialists, and teaching kids about economics would then allow the kids to be aware of the dangers they face with bad deals. And it is good for the socialists for the young adults to be screwed over financially.
Seriously, how many “gender studies” graduates are going to get a job in their field. And in the case of the musicians, well, we like entertainers, but if an entertainer built his life on his abilities, he is going to have a better chance of success than the entertainer with $150K of college loans. It’s a long way to the top, if you want to rock and roll.
Look at how the state put “connected” people in charge of the state colleges. Then the DEMS changed the law so state university presidents would get HUGE payouts on their retirement. Then the DEMS then changed most of the state colleges to state universities. And the connected guys cashed in their chips. Some of these people got over a quarter million dollars by cashing in their unused sick time.
That’s the story. Screwing over kids that want to learn, and paying off the DEMS. OK, let’s return to the butt wiping humor now.
Taking on higher education is very risky. They have unlimited resources to keep TBs hands tied up in court. Tittoo-selehs, on the other hand, are a safer, and more entertaining, alternative.
Actually, for most of the history of this country, the legal age was 18. I have a 55 year old friend who was grandfathered TWICE when they changed the legal drinking age from 18 to whatever feckless age they chose to make the legal age.
Are the loans for college ridiculous? Hell yes. But at the end of the day, parents need to take control and sit their precious little snowflakes down and explain the pros and cons of college. And the benefits of going to a trade school where they can learn a TRADE THAT ACTUALLY WILL MAKE THEM MONEY.
Unless you are going to be a medical doctor, engineer, or lawyer, there is pretty much zero reason to go to college. That’s my opinion, but the way the world is right now pretty much supports that.
Blaming greedy lenders who are giving money to idiots is not the answer. That will never change until the vast majority of college aged students decide the system as it is doesn’t work and just walk away.
But of course college is more about social justice and partying and getting laid than actually learning anything tangible that will benefit anyone.
Sadly anyone pretty much under 40 thinks they are “smart” because they can work a computer but are really functionally illiterate, lack logical and critical thinking skills, and actually believe that politicians have their best interests at heart and will make all the boo boos go away.
Sad, sorry-ass state of affairs.
Spot-on, Angry Giant!
Oh fuck right off.
Defending that diaper doper baby who wants to be the chick in Frozen, took out loans with Mommies support and will never get out from under the crushing debt as a stupid banjo player. Same with gender studies graduate s and art history majors. Think before you sign. Figure out your life, whether your dream is marketable or learn a very tough lesson. Don’t feed into these morons. Their mothers already did.
Hi STFU!
I am not trying to defend Kaz, I am trying to defend you and yours, as well as me and mine.
There is a saying in business, “you owe the bank $100,000, the bank owns you, you owe the bank $100,000,000, you own the bank.”
Well the Dems are doing a good job about making the young people ignorant of debt and work, and getting them enslaved for life to the lenders? Why? Because then those young voters will vote for socialists.
When they get 25,000,000 voters in debt like this, then you and me can both kiss our savings goodbye. Say goodbye to your Social Security. Say goodbye to anything you thought you were going to have your kids inherit. It doesn’t matter what is right and what is wrong, it comes down to POWER.
Anger and resentment are powerful political forces when millions of people are so inclined.
Stop government guaranteed student loans. Let the lender take the risk, just like on a home mortgage. There is no “upside” to be giving loans for “gender studies” or “pop music”. Without all the socialized government loan programs, all the loans would be for plumbing, tractor repair, transmission rebuilding, septic system design and construction, you know, things that people need and will pay for.
Follow the money. Socialism with college education funding is bad for you and me, and making connected DEMS rich.
Vietnam.
I’ve heard it said the rise in the number of institutions called “colleges” in these parts can be at least partially attributed to the granting of deferments to college students during the war. Enrollment numbers increased at lesser / questionable tier schools because nobody wanted to shoot AR-14s at Victor Charles.
Fast forward to the period of maximum retardation in this nation – the 1970s – and these institutions had to stay solvent somehow…let’s try the “you NEED a bachelor’s degree if you don’t want to be a garbageman for life” argument.
Rimming (Tossing Salad), as opposed to wiping, is better for the environment.
Who needs toilet paper? I just drag my ass over the carpet like a dog to wipe.
I don’t know, I’m all for taking advantage of stupid people. And she’s not even doing that, prices are reasonable. Weak.
All the heebs in brookline are doing this too and no one cares… they hoarded all the lysol and hand sanitizer, and are now selling it for double price on craigslist. Search lysol on there and lke 90% of the listings come from brookline and have kike names on the email addresses. these people are fucking rats and always have been. No wonder no one likes them.
Filthy berg and cohen heebs have been shorting stocks and buying puts. Intentionally trying to crash the markets
The same anti-semites who post here are behind the Craigslist posts you speak of. I guarantee it.
Retard! George Sros heeb or not a heeb. Market manipulator or not maket manipulator. Market shorter or not market shorter.
I shit in buckets and then dump the buckets on liberals.
I like your style.
Casual Observation:
Through the folds of skin and past the apron of gunt, the foul odor of her nether region has reached my abode. Oh wait, do you have Charmin?
It’d be cheaper wiping with dollar bills, but the gals down at the gentlemen’s club are selling those at 2 for $5.00, so it’s back to tearing out pages of Dude Rancher and the Bible.
I’d Kill for a set of bosoms like that.
Eat nothing but chicken. Wait a couple years.
A shame. It looks like she ruined a nice set of boobs with that already-fading and otherwise unattractive tattoo. Is there some jerk out there who marks his high school conquests? A jarring statement that she has way too many miles on her. When you see boobs like those, you want to dream about the future, not be reminded of her past with someone else. At least let’s hope she didn’t get hep C from the needle. But there may be at least one bright spot. If the police should ever need to identify her body, the tatt should help.
I don’t think this can be too profitable. And it is funny also.
Those tittoos are horrible.
Get Fucked,
Finn
No profit . If she were attempting to sell a roll for $ 4.50 or the package for $25 that would be more TB Material . Isn’t that the price of Toilet paper about $1.00 per roll ? the only hottake in this read was the Tattoo . Have mercy in this one maybe take it down . 40% chance her friend is the real story here or she is just being helpful ?
Maybe let the readers vote on a take down ? Put up a poll đŸ˜€ Price Check on TP in Aisle 10 ?
If these cretins were trying to help humanity they wouldnt hoard then sell. Proving once again greed isn’t reserved for the wealthy. All people are greedy.
Due to covid 19 fears I will not be offering sober shuttle
rides tonight.
The earth is not round.It is flat and square like a piece of toilet paper.
If anyone would know, it’s you. The world DOES revolve around you.
I don’t understand all this hoarding with toilet paper. Why don’t people just use the bidets in their home?
Bidets made of solid gold, of course.
right I have bidet and i love it! it makes you so much cleaner than toilet paper and the attachment doesn’t cost a lot of money to install. They even have ones that make the water warm
The only asshole with a gold bidet is Trump. SERIOUSLY. Look it up.
Get Fucked.
Finn
Fake Finn,
I’m flattered – but everyone can tell the difference.
Get Fucked,
Finn
I was trying to warn everyone that this day was coming.
All you did was create Fudge Dragon riddles. I have about
300 rolls in my basement.Who’s laughing now?
I just struck out at Stop and Shop,Market Basket,and Shaws!
I need TP for my bunghole!!
Do not infuriate the Great Bungholio!!!!!!
There really is no toilet paper to be had in stores or online at the moment. The only way to get some is to call around to your local stores, they’ll tell you when their next shipment is expected, it’s always late at night, so the only way to get some is to be at the store at 7:00 am, or whenever they open. The online hoarders trying to sell it at a profit are responsible for the shortage. Amazon and eBay have been shamed into shutting down the hoarders accounts. So all those people trying to resell it at huge profits can’t right now. So they’re just sitting on all the supply. That’s what happened, just people trying to take advantage of a perceived crisis and make money, not so much as people were trying to buy up all the tp for themselves. It’s ridiculous.
The Beatles White Album warned of this.But I think we will be ok.
As long as the chinks do not sabotage our internet.Fuck toilet paper..
You will really experience Helter Skelter when the pot shops sell out
and the Liquor stores run dry.
Have worked out a contract with a cesspool sucking truck company.stay tuned toilet paper shortages no longer will be an issue
Fudge dragon Felicia has wiped her clean out of stock
Do not steal our toilet paper!!!!!!
When I was young we were very poor.We used maize husks
for toilet paper.
I had the #2 Tamale at a Mexican restaurant. It tasted nutty. Oh God…. I’m gonna be sick
I am kind of an expert in shit stain removal at this point.My life is hell.
Toilet paper?? Try a fucking pressure washer!!!
I’d like to hear more about the woman that hit another woman over the head with a bottle of vodka. Is that real?
I think it’s a Real Housewives of Orange County meme..
I have 2 cases of bleach and 20,000 shares of Clorox stock.
What’s toilet paper????
The Boston Globe
Erika has Great Tig Bitties. I’ll buy a roll.
I have stolen single ply toilet paper rolls for sale.$8.00 each.3 for $20.00.
Smart young woman.A real “GO” getter. Not like she is selling smack.People are stupid enough to think the world is coming to an end.Its not. Wash your hands,avoid touching your face a lot,avoid crowds(like super markets at peak hours.)Serious yes.World ending.No.
Buy a product and offer it for sale at more than you bought it for. That’s just business. If you don’t want to buy it don’t. At least you get something. It’s not like she’s begging for money to pay her lawsuits.
Would
Remember we were the home of the brave now the home of the neurotic kikes.
None of this would happen if stores were allowed to mark up toilet paper and other products as needed. If the store doubles or triples the price of toilet paper, ratchets like this don’t buy as much and therefore there’s more for the rest of us. Higher prices mean people buy what they NEED. But please tell me how price gouging is a bad thing.
Umm
Interesting economic theory there mate.
So price gouging at the store would prevent price gouging? Really thought that one through?
Probably would. Pearl necklace.
Why do you hate capitalism?
I mean this is hardly price gouging…..
Convenience stores charge that price for TP…..
Things are getting desperate here at TB
A roll of good TP is between 50 cents and a dollar, roughly. The shit she’s selling is under a quarter a roll. She’s up charging to $2 a roll. 8 times the normal price. If gas stations started charging $15 a gallon of gas you’d be crying foul. Hell, if they started charging $4 a gallon you’d be crying bloody murder.
She’s going to take that money straight to aĂ©ropĂ²stal and buy herself some nice spic gear and spic accessories
How Dare You!!!
I think they’re just called spicsessories now…. 1 word, easier for spics to pronounce, because they’re not too good at talking and they’re the worst at gambling haha
They love bringing their kids to casinos at 2am while they are twisted up on modelo because they are all terrible parents
the cracked tooth thing kinda does it for me too…..
Gotta watch that. She’ll spit your manbutter back at you through those chicklets
dem titties, dem bj lips, mmmmhhhmmmnnn
They’re selling the inventory of the cleaning service they work for. They didnt buy that TP.
I find the defendant not guilty. She has spectacular breasts. Tittoo aside. I’ll see the defendant in chambers. Bring a couple of rolls would ya?
Can I get a roll??? My nose is stuffed and I’m not hungry
You’ll get nothing and like it.
it’s really good weed I got it from a negro
1.00 at the dollar tree 2 for a 1 at dollar tree too Scott tissue
Let her give you the ol’ Hawaiian Muscle Fuck, but tell her not to show her snaggle tooth.
Generic, one-ply TP. Good stuff.
This blog was MADE for Spic Tormentor…
From here on out, anyone caught taking duck faced selfies will immediately be sent to the showers.
That tittoo looks like she vomited a little bit and it dripped down into her cleavage
I’d let my cock vomit all over her tits. Wood and wood again.
Never say never……
Wouldn’t it be awful if the desperate ‘buyer’, these type of stockpile predictors are out to take advantage of, end up just robbing them?
I mean not awful awful…more like karma.
The clearest sign the country has gone Venezuela. Sex workers making more money selling toilet paper than themselves. Any recent reports of WalMart trucks being hijacked?
Maybe she going to use the proceeds to fix her damaged tooth? Or maybe purchase a vintage copy of “Sweatin to the Oldies”. This is how you get rich, buy low and sell high.
Tattoo people want you to look at the tat instead of at them. In their warped mind, the tat hides what they subconsciously dislike about themselves. Scientific fact even the tittoo owner doesn’t realize?
Most people with tattoos would not get them if they were properly medicated to deal with the chemical unbalances in their brain.
Tattoos are the markings of many-a-ratchet. Go ahead… find me a TBS blog story or a booking photo that doesn’t feature anyone without a tattoo.
You can’t.
How come when I watch old NBA highlights, tattoos are almost non existent? Bird and Magic era, it seems there weren’t any. Now pro athlete’s are covered with them. I think you’re theory is weak.
All da black playas had them burnt into dey skin at blavk fraternitu. Look again.
Clearly the people who are drawn to tattoos are insecure. They see their peers getting tatted up and don’t want to feel left out. The pressure to be included in a group is overwhelming.
You should take her up on that offer to wipe your potty mouth after you verbally assault your wonderful children and spew your mouth diarrhea in the comment section.
#TRIGGERED#OWNED…..hahahahahahahaha
A bigger loser I can not find than you. “The angry taint?” that’s the screen name of a good father figure.
Although I don’t disagree with you and feel similar about people with tattoos…i can point you to one TBS story with a mug shot and other images where the putz doesn’t have any tattoos. I agree its pretty rare.
Must be a slow news day when you decide to call out someone trying to sell toilet paper. BFD.
She’s selling TP for a dollar more?!
How dare you? (Insert Greta Thunburg meme here).
TB is so low, he thinks we should care about this petty shit…
Fred
If a business were gouging customers you wouldn’t feel this way. But, since the gouger is a member of a protected group they must be protected at all cost.
Hey, Dummy, this is literally what stores do. If your idea of gouging is $1 more then find a better job. She’s doing a shitty thing, for sure, though.
Hudson State Line Convenience was charging $18.99 per pack
CoronavirusMileyCyruspolarcapsaremeltingmethlabsaresmeltingopiodsarealltherage..it’s the end of the world as we know it