Post Pubescent Dennis The Menace Tries To Charge Me $300 To Come On The Live Show Because He Knowingly Shamed A Mentally Handicapped Man In A Pedo Sting That Got 7 Million Views On Tiki Tok


Last week I published a blog about some new vigilante pedophile poachers called the Woo County Catchers after they allegedly caught a federal corrections officer named Tom Gallagher trying to meet up with a 14 year old boy. I’m always curious to see what these people are all about and whether or not they’re collaborating with law enforcement, because if not they’re just releasing pedophiles back into the wild. So I found the two 19 year olds from Millbury who run the channel – Matt Michelson and Matt Leroux – and I figured I’d help them out by having them on the show and letting people know who they are. They agreed to come on, and then all of a sudden on Sunday they decided it would cost me $300 because they’re very fucking important.

He’s got 14 other podcasts he could do on a Sunday night at 9, so we’re all gonna have to bid to have this walking pedo bait on our channel.

He’s kind of a big deal. “Peep the tik tok.”

Look, I’m not a cocky person, but I took it personally when these ungrateful shitstains tried pulling this stunt on me. I’ve built a media outlet with a large presence on the blog, Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube despite unprecedented censorship from the Tech Gods. Me having these twats on was a favor to them. For him to come back and try to extort $300 for their presence on my YouTube show because they have a Tik Tok with 7 million views just kind of made me wanna remind them that they are in fact nothing more than a couple ass wipes with an iPhone and a Grindr account who pretend to be kids so they can lure pedophiles to Walmart.

They both ignored my messages all day until I posted the screenshots on Facebook and made them look like tools. After that a couple people began reaching out. One of them pointed out that Michelson’s old man has quite the array of Google trophies, including first place prizes for assault and battery, stealing underpants from Kohls, and impersonating a cop and threatening to assault someone, which is just too ironic because that’s basically what his semen demon is doing now.


And those 7 million views they got on Tik Tok were all from a video in which they exposed a mentally retarded man. I viewed the video and it was blatantly obvious the guy was confused, scared, and didn’t know what was happening. They degraded and threatened him in the video like the tough guys they are though. I know for a fact that he’s special needs because his sister reached out to me and showed me proof that he was, along with proof that they KNEW he was special needs and posted the video anyway.

It was a video of my brother who is disabled with an IQ of 50. I have the proof that he’s deemed disabled and the tik tok should be taken down. Matt Leroux has made it clear that he does not care that my brother is disabled as many other have tried to make him aware of this. Attached are the necessary documents.

My mom is thinking about sending my brother to Florida where my dad lives because we’re nervous about his well-being here in town. These kids have no idea what they did. He works at the local Walmart and he’s a super social kid so everyone knows him. I had to go to Walmart yesterday to make sure he still had a job and I could hear all his co-workers talking about him. 

Here she is contacting both of them and showing them confidential documents about his special needs placement and accommodations from high school.

Here they are admitting that they were aware he was special needs.

Days later the video remained up, and I saw it myself yesterday before they took it down around 8 PM. They let it remain there because endangering a mentally challenged man was a price they were willing to pay in order to get 7 million likes on Tik Tok. That’s how addicted our culture is to Internet affirmation from strangers.

Meanwhile the family continues to suffer as more and more people share the video:

“These kids have no idea the kind of stress they’re putting on my family because even though you posted the video, his character is still suffering and my mom and I can’t get ahead of the tik tok being shared on Facebook. My mom owns a business in town and everyone knows my brother.”

Anyway, they both ended up coming on for free because I think they realized what a massive fuck up it was to try to charge me like that. (Click here to subscribe to our YouTube channel and never miss a Tuesday, Thursday, or weekend show.) Plus, I mentioned their names, which apparently they have a huge problem with. Ya got that? The guys desperate for Internet clout are upset because people found out their names. They come on around the 30 minute mark, and at the 31:50 mark they admit that they were made aware when it happened that the guy was mentally challenged. Yet they still went and uploaded the video to Tik Tok.

Look, I enjoy the pedo poacher stuff. I find it entertaining, and if it leads to prosecutions of diddlers I’m all for it. But these chuds clearly do not work with the cops and do it all for the wrong reasons. All they’re doing is re-releasing offenders back into the wild, and they’re doing it for money. My biggest beef remains the fact that it clearly goes straight to their head and they think they’re a lot more important then the really are, so I’m here to remind them of that.


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71 Comment(s)
  • Lilly
    March 29, 2021 at 1:43 pm

    These kids are disgusting this autistic kid did not try to harm anyone of any age! They keep reposting this video and now harassing his mother- come on go after the criminals stop setting up helpless challenged kids just to make your self look important!

  • Cant handle criticism?
    November 15, 2020 at 4:34 am

    Lmao you deleted my comment i left on youtube calling you out on your hipocrisy. Maybe i was too articulate the first time, so let me get straight to the point
    Being retarded does not excuse pedophilia, and acting like you have a morale high ground after doxxing someone “in the name of the mentally challenged” makes you a bigger asshole than this douchebag

    • I'll have a large fitted cap
      November 16, 2020 at 12:07 am

      let’s be honest. you’re just angry about the size of your ginormous deformed head so you take it out on handicapped people. hahahha get over it faggot

    • An ego as big as his head
      November 16, 2020 at 1:29 am

      I’d be surprised if this retarded kid even knows what sex is. You are a bully and a coward and you got outed as such

    • Entrapment by idiots
      March 29, 2021 at 2:18 pm

      Why are these Matt’s recirculating this video on YouTube! Listen let the real perp police take care of this. These two tools from Millbury need to be arrested for their crimes against the disabled by telling some one with an iq of 50 hey wanna be friends I’m 14 is not exposing pedophiles…. this challenged young man just wanted a friend. He was obviously unaware of what he was being set up for! Hello you shit heads just proved your not doing the community any help!

    • Millennial Faggots
      April 12, 2021 at 3:54 pm

      do any of you understand what doxxing is? It’s exposing private or identifying info about a person online.

      You retards post every little thought in your head on social media, geotag your photos and locations, hashtag the stores and restaurants you regularly visit, take and share photos of the insides your own houses, then post all of the info on a public facebook/instagram/twitter/snapchat page… but then when someone shares it they “doxxed” you lol

  • Obama Bin Biden
    November 13, 2020 at 12:41 am

    Disabled with an IQ of 50… sounds like an Obama Biden voter, after further research this disabled man is too smart to fall for OBiden/BLM. Voting in that garbage is the work of college educated white boy cucks, dumb white cunts and convicted felons..

    ps fuck fox news.

  • J
    November 11, 2020 at 1:30 am

    There are so many nonsensical comments on here but I figure I’ll say something serious.

    With an IQ of 50, it’s almost impossible that this guy understood what was happening around him. For him probably 5 + 5 is like rocket science. For all he knew, this could have been a meeting for Magic The Gathering or Pokemon.

    These two faggots are not the police but they are acting like it. The way they talk, their mannerisms, etc. You’re not the police. And if you two faggots don’t stop with this nonsense, don’t be surprised if the disabled guy’s family and/or doctors call the cops on you. You two are just a couple of losers trying to go viral and attention-whoring. It’s pathetic and you look pathetic.

  • Jeffrey Dahmer
    November 10, 2020 at 3:09 pm

    Twinkies head would fit nicely in a bowling ball bag.

    • Albert Fish
      November 10, 2020 at 3:12 pm

      Save me his monkey and pee wees for a nice soup.

    • Mary
      January 26, 2021 at 11:38 am

      I’m the Mom. They reposted .. now it’s war. Motherfuckers are going down !!!! Promise !!!

  • Hilarious
    November 10, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    “Post-Pubescent Dennis the Menace” had me dying laughing hahhahahah

    LOOK AT THAT FUCKIN KID! hahahahha Dennis the Menace to a T.

  • Crystal Laviolette
    Amanda Sawyer
    November 10, 2020 at 1:14 pm

    Leave Unc Alone! I keep food from my kids. And I eat it instead. Wanna ride?

  • Nee Chi
    November 10, 2020 at 6:50 am

    So now TB has a problem with shaming special needs people??

    I mean, he has shamed so many already, why the sudden change??


  • Jane
    November 9, 2020 at 11:17 pm

    Tom Gallagher is a federal corrections officer, he’s not mentally incapacitated.. are you pedophile apologists? Not surprised, election before last you endorsed an Indian con job who lies about inventing email and being employed by MIT, who only ran to help Lizard Warren keep her seat. You people are the bottom of the barrel.

    • Tammy
      March 29, 2021 at 2:25 pm

      Jane you are commenting on the wrong part of the video. This is about the young challenged kid who was set up- they sent emails asking if he wanted to be friends. His iq is 50 he has no comprehension of this being wrong he was not looking to have sex with a child. In all actuality he is the child – please don’t confuse one thing with another!

  • I banged a retard once !!
    November 9, 2020 at 7:00 pm

    Many years ago, at a house party, I hooked up with the host’s older sister. She was really lean with a great rack and an absolute wildcat on fire in the sack. The next day I found out she was a retard from some mutual friends of the host. I was all freaked out about it but I really didn’t know she was a retard because I was drunk and on micro-dot. No one else at the party really noticed when I ducked out with her. It was my senior year in high school so I knew I wouldn’t be likely to run into her again or anything. She wasn’t really crazy retarded, like biting tires or flinging crap at people, but she was a retard all the same. All in all, it was pretty funny and my friends and I had some big laughs about it Haha !! A fk’n retard !!! Who’d have thunk it !!

    • jobrienxxx176
      St. Peter
      November 9, 2020 at 7:54 pm

      I’m jotting this story in my ledger now for when you apply at The Pearly Gates. I can already foresee a denial

    • Kamaltoe's Giant Flaps
      November 9, 2020 at 8:37 pm

      It was so much harder to ID the retarded ones back in the day. Now.. Kool-aid hair, Tattoos done by a 5 yr old with a broken hand, and Upspeak, are all sure signs of extra and/or warped chromosomes. Thankfully they all take a donkey punch the same way

    • XavierParas
      November 9, 2020 at 9:23 pm

      Jokes on you, she thought YOU were the retard.

    • I banged a retard once too
      November 9, 2020 at 10:36 pm

      I fucked a retard once in high school, a bunch of us got crazy drunk before a homecoming rally and we spent the rest of the school day taking fireball shots, by the end of the day i was all fucked up lol, our last period was called the best buddies program where seniors and the special ed class all meet up in the cafeteria and socialize or help them with work and stuff. i dont even remember saying anything but my boy said i was a total shitshow and hitting on all the girls saying all kinds of fucked up shit and slurring words I was a mess from what i heard lol, but anyways somehow I was hitting on one of the retarded girls and she was loving it and all over me, and somehow I guess we went into an empty class and I fucked her. I felt horrible the next day because she is fully retarded lol I always wondered if she even knew what was going on or remembered what happened definitely a low point in my sex life lmao

      • Corky
        November 9, 2020 at 10:50 pm

        pretty sure that’s just called raping someone lol

        • I banged a retard once too
          November 10, 2020 at 12:19 pm

          no she was into it bro im not like that & she had a crush on me since middle school she was always giving me hugs and shit in the hallways before that lol

      • Joke's on you
        November 10, 2020 at 1:36 am

        She thought you were the retard.

      • Retard Rapist
        November 10, 2020 at 10:30 am

        “she was loving it and all over me”

        In the mind of a drunk lmao. She was probably scared and horrified and had no clue what to do

    • Dick GoZinya
      November 10, 2020 at 9:13 am

      Absolutely hysterically funny! This happen in the 70’s?

      • I banged a retard once too
        November 10, 2020 at 12:17 pm

        lol no it was 2010

      • hes a rapist
        November 10, 2020 at 3:15 pm

        how is that douchebag raping a kid in the special needs calls funny?

        • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
          Sean Connery (RIP, Trebek too)
          November 11, 2020 at 12:07 am

          It appears this is my lucky day.

          I’ll take “The Rapists” for twenty

  • What a fucking faggot I want to punch his square head
    November 9, 2020 at 6:12 pm

    Looks like justin timberlake with fetal alcohol syndrome and maybe a touch of downs too.

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 9, 2020 at 6:08 pm

    What a complete fucking faggot. If I ever ran into this little bitch, I would suck that twink dry before he even knew what hit him.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    November 9, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    Casual Observation:

    That boy, He sure got a real purdy mouth, ain’t he?

  • The Olde Padre
    November 9, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    I’ve got a pup tent going.

  • Joe, from Joe's Abortion Clinics Inc
    November 9, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    I see the price of the Matt and Matt Bukkake show, has gone up.

  • ????
    November 9, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    Well, these guys aren’t doing anything wrong. You went to them and they gave you their fee over their terd tapping SOB story. Why do you think that they are doing anything different as you? You ask for donations, why can’t they?

    • Spic Tormentor
      November 9, 2020 at 6:10 pm

      Maybe because Unc asked for donations, and never charged fee’s to comment on some twinks tik tok page? fucking retard.

      • ∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆
        November 9, 2020 at 7:04 pm

        Why are you commenting here you kid diddler?
        Mommy wants her fuck stick back!

  • Reimers Gerbil Wheel Maintenance Plan
    November 9, 2020 at 4:31 pm

    Matts browneye is more juicy than prime rib.

  • Trevor Noah
    November 9, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    I would enjoy having Matt wax my bikini line.

  • John Wayne Gacy
    November 9, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    I’d bury that twink under my Bocce court.

  • Done with this shit
    November 9, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    Nowhere in their recording did this handicapped man admit to setting up a meeting with a kid. They started recording supposedly AFTER he admitted it, and got off on the meltdown that ensued. They knew exactly what they were doing. They need a beat down. Assholes

  • Get more better at Englishing
    November 9, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    What kind of retard puts the dollar sign here? 300$ What are they teaching kids these days?

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Ralph Wiggum
      November 11, 2020 at 5:42 am

      Me fail English? That’s unpossible!

  • The Ghost of Paul Shanley
    November 9, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    I took his starfish cherry at Blue Hills Reservation.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Bootleg Bill and Ted
    November 9, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    Bill and Ted about to be thrown off cliff by evil mechanical Bill and Ted:
    “We love you guys!”

    Evil mechanical Bill and Ted in unison:
    “Fags!” Throws them off cliff.

  • Punky Unky
    November 9, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    There’s only room for one abuser and that’s Uncle TB lol. He loves picking on kids. Fucking twerp. You’ve knowingly wrote shit about people in worse conditions you turd. Hey tell everyone about the window incident at your house!! Fucking pussy

    • Inquiring minds
      November 9, 2020 at 4:51 pm

      Do tell..

  • The Common Man
    November 9, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    We need to start normalizing these people. They are called MAPs (minor attracted person) and that is their sexual preference. It’s 2020 and these folks need to be accepted in our society because they cannot help who they are attracted to.

  • Boston Irish
    Barney Frank
    November 9, 2020 at 1:58 pm

    2 closet fags

  • Hugh G. Rection
    November 9, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    So what are you telling me Turtleboy? Because the dude is special needs he should get a free pass. He can continue on luring little kids for a rendezvous? Well I know the first thing people are going to do now when they get caught in one of these stings is act retarded

    • Steve Steiner
      November 9, 2020 at 4:56 pm

      I works everytime. Now the new way is to act like Joe Biden. Fill up your diaper, deny deny deny

  • Snowflake Hunter
    November 9, 2020 at 1:45 pm

    These two morons can’t even spell “didn’t” properly. What the fuck is “dident”(sic)? These two brain trusts are seriously trying to act like ANYONE WOULD PAY THEM FOR THEIR TIME???? . Worcester Public Schools finest for sure!!

  • The Fonz
    November 9, 2020 at 1:23 pm

    Do these guys have tape of Aidan trying to get some of that pimply booty behind the Walmart? Dennis the Menace is so oily you wouldn’t even need to put any lube on your dick. You can reenact that famous Worcester statue while you shout “Turtleriders! Join the Revolution!”

    • The Fonz
      November 9, 2020 at 1:24 pm

      As easy as it is to dunk on Turtlechump, these kids are his target audience. I’m surprised they aren’t best friends. Bosom Buddies, if you will.

  • Pot meet Kettle
    November 9, 2020 at 1:19 pm

    Wait, so you mean these guys mock and defame innocent people online? Gee, that’s terrible. I can’t think of anyone else who does that. No sir, can’t think of someone who runs an entire shitty blog doing EXACTLY THE SAME THING. And that person wouldn’t happen to be Turtleboy. Nope, not at all.

    • Chris Hansen
      November 9, 2020 at 3:35 pm

      Name one “innocent” person TB has blogged about. Go ahead, I’ll wait…….

  • randiguy2006
    woo hoo!
    November 9, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    Dow hits record.

    Vaccine coming.

    God Bless President Joe!

  • randiguy2006
    November 9, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    Its crazy when theres a retard on and you’re not sure who the dumbest person involved is.

    I’d say its a tie among all involved.

  • Donald Trump is the Lord God
    November 9, 2020 at 12:37 pm


  • Go Las Vegas Boons Go
    November 9, 2020 at 12:04 pm

    A frantic scene erupted at a Las Vegas casino when gunshots rang out during a brawl, sending Sin City revelers running for cover, wild footage shows.

    The gunfire at the Adventuredome inside the Circus Circus casino on the Las Vegas Strip broke out at about 7:30 p.m. Saturday during a fight between a group of chimps and young primates, police told the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

    Dozens of guests can be seen milling about the casino’s enclosed theme park as a wild brawl breaks out, with several chimps throwing punches as witnesses look on, the footage shows.

    The melee continues for several moments with multiple primates throwing a flurry of punches at others until three gunshots are fired, sending witnesses running for safety, according to the clip.
    Fake media referred to the group of primstes as teens. Code word for violent aimless blacks. More at 11.

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    November 9, 2020 at 11:35 am

    Great idea having that dumb asshole bret on. He really adds a lot.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Lord Gort
    November 9, 2020 at 11:01 am

    Some of these “predator poachers” seem to have the right motivation. But, quite a few also seem not to.
    A couple of young guys, with. Grindr account, looking a dick pics. Gotta wonder if they are closet fanooks or actually have proper motivation?
    Makes ya wonder, right?

    • Eddie Murphy
      November 9, 2020 at 12:06 pm

      The more predatory fags they can take of the street the better.

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's Forehead
    November 9, 2020 at 10:58 am

    Vigillante actions are a slippery slope….we have very capable police to research and handle criminal actions.. more internet global warming as far as I am concerned.

  • Mark Berry
    Georgia Madman
    November 9, 2020 at 10:53 am

    Time to add the Turtle to Parler. Over 2 million new customers over the weekend. I joined and dropped FB.

    • Parler
      November 9, 2020 at 11:31 am

      Turtleboy is on Parler already

  • Perv buster 666
    November 9, 2020 at 10:52 am

    That picture of Matt looks like a real cock gazer. He probably offers the chomos a hookup to avoid the video getting out. Somebody needs to put a cigar out in his eyeball and sign him up for a bunch of kinky gay bondage set ups and see how him and his butt buddy like it.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    November 9, 2020 at 10:40 am

    The sped-o-phile was wearing transition lenses. That should have been a red flag right off the bat that he might have an extra chromosome or 2.

    Look at the size Matt Michelson head. Holy shit that’s a massive noggin.

  • BucketNutz
    November 9, 2020 at 10:40 am

    Bret should get the 300$ for the job he did on them.

  • Question
    November 9, 2020 at 10:29 am

    Did the retard try to rape a kid? Him being retarded doesn’t negate the fact he is a diddler.

  • 300$ ???
    November 9, 2020 at 10:22 am

    Wait, they asked for 300$ not $300, tells you all you need to know.

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