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So at some sort of campaign event in Arizona this past week, Democratic presidential candidates Martin O’Malley and Bernie Sanders were interrupted by a group of local idiots who ran onto the stage and started hooting and hollering about black lives matter. Yea, that’s still a thing. For the one millionth time, OF COURSE black lives matter ya silly buttnuts. We all know that. But that doesn’t mean that you automatically get to live if you wrestle with a police officer and try to take his gun. That’s where we differ. But we all agree that black lives do in fact matter. None of us think they are disposable or irrelevant solely because they are black lives.

Here’s how it went down, right around the 3:00 mark it starts to really make TB’s blood boil:

Get these cows off the stage. Professional protesters gone mad. As long as you give into everything they want immediately, they’ll let you go about your business. If you don’t, they will run up on the stage, steal your microphone, and tell presidential candidates exactly how they should do their jobs. After all, according to them, “That’s the only way mother fuckers like you listen”:

She seems lovely. I’m sure she won’t have a problem keeping a man.

What a fucking sellout that moderator was. Thanking these idiots. See that? That’s the problem right there. Everyone’s afraid to tell these poopsmoochers to go fuck themselves because it’s politically incorrect. People like her and Joe Petty wanna please everyone, so instead of having them all escorted out by the police, she “thanks” them for rudely interrupting a campaign event and making themselves the center of attention.

Do you idiots not realize that Martin O’Malley and Bernie Sanders are far left democrats? Do you not realize that these are the only possible people that could ever give a fuck about you in Washington DC? And what do you do? Show up and call them “mother fuckers.” This is why you can’t have nice things. This is why no one takes you seriously. Because you’re probably not even gonna bother voting. Your sole purpose on earth is to be an asshole.

Hey Martin O’Malley, this is why you can’t give in to these terrorists. They’re not civilized. They don’t play by the same rules as us. They suck. Everyone would be cool with it if you just laughed at them. But instead he tried to negotiate with them. Big mistake Martin, you should know better. After all, Martin O’Malley is the former governor of Maryland and mayor of Baltimore. The character of Tommy Carcetti in The Wire is based off of him. And I’ll tell you one thing – Tommy Carcetti wouldn’t have fucked up like that. This is the same guy who woke up white every day in a city that ain’t and still took down an established black, machine-backed incumbent.

The best part was at the end. After he finally calmed the children down by saying he favors civilian review boards, he had them eating out of the palm of his hands. But just like every politician, he just doesn’t know when to shut the fuck up. And just like Janice Harvey missed the PC newsletter informing readers that you can’t say “color-blind” anymore, O’Malley must’ve missed the news that you’re not allowed to say “white lives matter,” or especially “all lives matter”:

Oops!!

The best part about this is the fact that Martin O’Malley actually APOLOGIZED for saying that “all lives matter” in an interview later on:

“I meant no disrespect. That was a mistake on my part and I meant no disrespect. I did not mean to be insensitive in any way or communicate that I did not understand the tremendous passion, commitment and feeling and depth of feeling that all of us should be attaching to this issue.”

“I’m sorry for saying all lives matter.” Wait……what?

What a fucking naniburger this guy is. Complete embarrassment. I don’t know much about this guy, but I do know this – that guy is way too much of a pussy to ever be President of the most powerful country on earth. Holy shit. No wonder Baltimore turned into such a zoo. While Rudy Guliani was pushing panhandlers into New Jersey and arresting criminals, this guy was busy worried about hurting people’s feelings and fucking over the police.

The sad part is, the only difference between him and Joe Petty, is that he’s a better speaker and he doesn’t look like an undertaker. Other than that they think and operate the exact same way. Joe Petty is just so stupid looking that Worcester is his political ceiling.

The bottom line is this guy represents everything that is wrong with politics. This is why demagogues like Donald Trump become popular. Instead of keeping it real and calling these people out for being the frauds that they are, he kisses their ass and tries to make nice nice. Then Donald Trump says some racist shit about Mexicans and everyone’s happy about it because at least he’s not full of shit. And when he gives an answer that every normal person would agree with (all lives matter) he gets booed off the stage and apologizes later on. Picture this numbnuts’ trying to negotiate foreign policy. The Chinese would eat him for lunch.

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