Pro Tip – If You Brag About Going On Spring Break And Mock The Seriousness Of Coronavirus, Don’t Start A GoFundMe When You End Up Getting Coronavirus 


In today’s episode of “life comes at you fast,” allow me to introduce Hannah Flaherty from Gloucester.

March 12, Hannah goes on vacation and mocks the idea of getting the commie cold.

March 15, Hannah tells Facebook how totally AWESOME spring break was in Florida, even though she appears to be a grown ass woman with a crotch fruit, and isn’t some college coed cruising for D.

March 15, Hannah insinuates that the government is creating panic and might’ve lied about kung flu to scare people.

April 2, Hannah announces that she’s admitted to Beverly hospital and thinks she has the Chinese coronavirus.

April 2, Hannah starts a fundraiser because she can’t work while she’s in the hospital with coronavirus.

Yes, that’s right – a woman who mocked the idea of the commie cold being a big deal and then openly posted pictures of herself doing exactly the kind of things you’d be doing if you wanted to catch coronavirus, ended up getting coronavirus and now wants you to give her money.

Don’t be like Hannah.

Oh, and according to her Facebook bio she works at the same hospital where she is now a patient.

And she ironically uses Facebook filters because she cares about nurses.

She just doesn’t mind engaging in risky behavior that will make it a lot harder for nurses to do their job.

P.S. Someone might wanna tell Jamie Lynn Koning that she should probably get tested.


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70 Comment(s)
  • Old enough to see the truth, young enough that you can't call me a boomer
    April 4, 2020 at 12:48 am

    The meme she posted was not inaccurate.
    See how easy the public is to control once fear is introduced?
    It was off to a bumpy start, between lunar new year celebrations and spring break but take a look outside. Fahken ghost town, khed.

    I can’t be too had on her, specifically. Anyone under 35 is a mentally atrophied drool monster until proven otherwise, thanks to modern society’s distractive technology, accepted norms and social programming.

    I apologize for coming at this in a cerebral way. I promise to revert to my usual lowbrow commentary in the next segment.

  • A Nice Warm Bowl Of Wuhan Market Bat Soup
    April 3, 2020 at 7:27 am

    Hannah…. You were saying????

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    April 3, 2020 at 3:45 am

    Karma is very quick these days.

  • #WeallDoo
    April 2, 2020 at 10:53 pm

    Wuhan Virus isn’t the only virus she has to worry about, the eager beaver she is.

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 2, 2020 at 10:49 pm

    the guvment gave her the covid for telling the truth about their plot. covid was developed to get rid of diversity in China, but escaped from its cage to travel around Europe on Spring Break. the CIA caught it, died and their co-workers released it here.

  • hide your property the Leftists are coming
    April 2, 2020 at 10:29 pm

    Governor Murphy of New Jersey has authorized the state police to seize all any medical equipment the governor deems necessary.

    Pelosi and the Democrats are opening a new “investigation” in President Trump regarding Corona.

    3 million masks ordered by the State of Mass were “seized” in New York when they arrived that led Bob Kraft to fly 1.2 million masks directly from China to Boston skipping New York to avoid the masks being “seized”.

    Give it 3 weeks and if you were/are a nurse or doctor with a young family and said fuck it and quit to save yourself and save your family. You would probably be forced back to work under threat of imprisonment.

    Baker sucks but he isn’t nearly as bad as Murphy, Cuomo or Newsum which isn’t saying much as the state of Mass is excessive. The paranoids claiming government seizing new powers have turned out to be accurate in some places. When this is over it’s time to permanently get out of these Leftist controlled States, you see what can happen.

  • Woodsie
    April 2, 2020 at 9:58 pm

    Hopefully she dead by the time I finish commenting on this blog I didn’t read.

    • Gary
      April 3, 2020 at 7:49 am

      You’re a moron. Thanks for making things worse.

  • Carol fucking Baskin
    April 2, 2020 at 9:51 pm

    Thanks for throwing me under the bus yah fat bitch

  • Jack Mehoff
    Jack Mehoff
    April 2, 2020 at 9:40 pm

    Clinical Associate at Beverly Hospital ?? I presume that means that she specializes in emptying shit filled bedpans. What a douche bag. I always said that with fat chicks like her that after one push u can coast for 15 minutes. Get that jello ass going and there will be no stopping.

  • Turtle
    April 2, 2020 at 9:30 pm

    Did she remove the GoFundMe? I can’t find it. I wanted to ask her about her spring break adventures….

  • Jen Italia
    April 2, 2020 at 8:32 pm

    Hope she dies!! Tee hee. Kidding! (not kidding!)

  • WeRFucked
    April 2, 2020 at 8:06 pm

    This dumb bitch ran herself over with her jeep according to a comment below. This virus might be doing us a favor by eliminating those with a low iq. Sadly, there will be some collateral losses.

    • Truth
      April 3, 2020 at 10:31 am

      Suicide gone wrong

  • Let me guess
    April 2, 2020 at 6:59 pm

    You have a huge tuition bill you want me to pay for because you make bad decisions like overspending on a white trash vacation.

  • Monsterrod von Hugenstein
    April 2, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    America has the world beat for useless spoiled cunts below 40. So many that need euthanizing.

    • Agreement
      April 2, 2020 at 6:13 pm

      Yes, she would be prime candidate for euthanasia but first, sterilization.

      • Sparkey McMurphy
        Sparked McMurphy
        April 3, 2020 at 11:09 am

        Why would you waste money on sterilization if you’re going to euthanize her? That makes no sense.

        • Jiggles McMankelman
          April 3, 2020 at 8:33 pm

          Just for the joy-boner I’d get.

  • Luke "Useless Midget" Noble
    April 2, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    I wonder if she’s friendly with the Orlando family?

    April 2, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    Any wahhhman who does not show her whole body in photos online is a fat gunt. Thirsty simps have been hoodwinked plenty of times by other wahhmann who do the same thing.
    You would think they understand this by now and just stay away from wahhhman who do not post body photos online. Stupid is as stupid does, it’s always the sucker’s idolizing mehh pussy (simp) fucking idiots!

    • pfft
      April 2, 2020 at 7:43 pm

      Oh great, this asshole is back.
      You’re as enlightened as third wave feminists. Eat a bag of dicks.

      • Mr. Bubba
        April 2, 2020 at 9:13 pm

        My guy isn’t wrong though.

    • I hAte ALL FoIDs
      April 2, 2020 at 9:25 pm

      Incels commenting on Turtleboy articles – ugh. Go your own way already!

    • MGBLAST Uranus
      April 2, 2020 at 9:33 pm

      “ it’s always the sucker’s idolizing mehh pussy (simp) fucking idiots!”

      So you’re gay, got it.

    • MGTOW Virgins are Annoying
      April 3, 2020 at 4:51 am

      Not this MGTOW schmendrick again. Sorry to state the obvious, but MGTOW people (I won’t insult males by calling them men) are just losers who can’t get laid. Having sex with a live female is their ultimate, unobtainable goal. If the subject of this article, or any breathing female was sexually available to them, you’d never hear this drivel again.

      The bad news: MGTOW Turtle will never go away
      The good news: MGTOW Turtle will never reproduce

  • Captain Trips
    Al Bundys Two Ton Weight Limit
    April 2, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    A common misperception is that fat chicks have tight holes. The truth is they all have gaping crevices bigger than a yawning hippos mouth. I found that out from a few pump and dumps from my younger, less selective days.

    That being said, she stated she is having trouble breathing.

    Well, so does a beached whale, being crushed under its own blubber. Better get this one back out into the deep water stat!

  • Fat girls roll em flour,look for the wet spot
    April 2, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    She got pregnant with Turkey baster

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      April 2, 2020 at 4:29 pm

      Yeah, and the baster committed suicide once it sobered up

  • Daniel Crowell
    Bill Clinton
    April 2, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    I would cum on her from 6 feet away….Oooweee.

  • itsdefinitelynotahoax
    April 2, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    “A step‐op is one in which the bad guys keep going, one intrusion after another. It isn’t just West Nile, it’s West Nile, then SARS, then Bird Flu, then Swine Flu. It”s all one package, with the idea, in this case, that they’ll slowly wear down the resistance and people will buy in, will buy the story, the lie. They want to people to OBEY. That’s the whole essence of this op. OBEY. It isn’t only about fake epidemics and getting vaccines. It’s about operant training in OBEYING. Get it? In general. Obey us. We command, you go along.” ~ Ellis Medavoy in interview with Jon Rappoport, from The Matrix Revealed
    solari dot com

  • Florida Blimp
    April 2, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    I wouldn’t loose any sleep if she died. In fact, I might get an extra hour. Rooting for karma. Tough break fatty, I bet your “doin it right” when a pie is in front of you. You suck.

  • Have A Whale Of A Time
    April 2, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    I bet she would have a whale of a time at Whalen Park back in the day.

    • Mr. Bubba
      April 2, 2020 at 3:39 pm

      Bruh whalom

      • Anal Bro
        April 2, 2020 at 6:58 pm

        Dumbfuck I sm not your bro.
        I dont have time to correct spellcheck on my phone. You obviously understood.

        • Mr. Bubba
          April 2, 2020 at 8:40 pm

          I see someones jimmies were rustled! Bruh, breathe.

          • Bavkdoor Panty Boy
            April 3, 2020 at 7:15 pm

            Not your bruh homo.
            Save your millenial homosexual freetings for your fellow millenials.

    • To Have a whale...
      April 4, 2020 at 12:31 am

      Just admit you’re a non spelling child cunt that wasn’t even around when WHALOM Park was open but you wanted to make a funny.
      You are a big, oozing with losing bag of fail.

  • Hugh Mungous
    April 2, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    The first picture reeled me in, that last one I spit the lure like a Stryper in the canal on a moonlit night

    • Cheddah
      April 2, 2020 at 3:49 pm

      Perfectly said..

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      April 2, 2020 at 4:15 pm

      Speaking of fishing, first pic looked like a keeper; other pics are a throw it back in and call it a night.

  • george costanza
    April 2, 2020 at 2:30 pm


  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 2, 2020 at 2:29 pm

    Check out her Facebook photos. Her upper arms are about 11″ in diameter.

    Like big fat pork loins

  • Yipes (from 2014).
    April 2, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    City woman recovering after Neck accident

    The Gloucester woman who was airlifted to Massachusetts General Hospital from a car accident on Rocky Neck early Sunday morning is continuing to recover from her injuries in a Boston hospital.

    A representative from Massachusetts General Hospital said that Hannah K. Flaherty, 26, of Madison Avenue was listed in “fair” condition there Monday afternoon after an unusual single-car accident on Rackliffe Street had left her pinned beneath her car.

    The accident, which was called into the Gloucester Police Station at 1:07 a.m., occurred after Flaherty’s car got stuck in a lot on Rackliffe Street.

    Officers said that in an attempt to free the vehicle, Flaherty had placed a rock on the gas pedal, and had stepped outside the vehicle to try to push her car as well. When the Jeep broke free, however, it ran over Flaherty and dragged her until it hit a dumpster and came to a stop, with the driver’s side front tire landing on her arm.

    Police say a Rackliffe Street resident who was trying to free Flaherty when officers arrived had heard a loud bang, followed by a cry for help. Two other people in the neighborhood who had also heard the accident were on the scene, but no one other than the victim saw the events, according to the Gloucester police report issued Monday.

    Emergency crews from the Gloucester Fire Department lifted the Jeep off the trapped Flaherty through the use of airbags, and she was transported to the U.S. Coast Guard Station at harbor Loop before being loaded onto a MedFlight helicopter and taken to MGH.

    Police said there were four holes in the lot where it appeared the Jeep was stuck.

    The back windshield of the car was also shattered, and the back right side had also suffered minor damage. The vehicle was towed from the scene.

    • WeRFucked
      April 2, 2020 at 8:02 pm

      She ran over herself. Da Fuq?

      Yup… she won’t be missed. Bye Hannah.

      File her in the “Idiot” category.

    • Anton Yelchin
      April 2, 2020 at 10:14 pm

      …you’re doing it wrong…

  • Big Chief Rain in the Puss Warren
    April 2, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    I have since learned from my adventures in politics that what she did here is called “stepping on a rake.” Apparently I’ve stepped on a garden full.

  • Bloop
    April 2, 2020 at 2:03 pm

    People who are employed and not in college going on spring break are some of the saddest losers there are. Double whammy if you’re fat and know college spring break is the only time you have a chance of getting laid.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 2, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    Beefy single moms like this are easy pump and dumps. They almost always let you throw it in the butt because they think it increases the chances of having a father figure around.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      April 2, 2020 at 2:00 pm

      They are and they do ST. Accurate observation.

      • True Reality Speaks
        You're Not Fooling Anyone
        April 2, 2020 at 8:02 pm

        Says the two incels that have never even had a whiff of a female other than spying on their sister or Mom.

        • The Spic Tormentor
          Spic Tormentor
          April 2, 2020 at 8:47 pm

          We have identified the step dad.

  • Osiris
    April 2, 2020 at 1:44 pm

    The bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin’….that’s what I said.

    • Harvey Weinstein
      April 2, 2020 at 1:50 pm

      The bigger the cushion the smaller the chance my micropenis will reach the promised land. That’s what I always say.

    • Turtz McGurtz
      April 2, 2020 at 2:47 pm

      The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand, or so i have read.

  • Kermit the Frog
    April 2, 2020 at 1:43 pm

    There’s 2 things I beg for…sex and bacon.

    • Miss Piggy
      April 2, 2020 at 2:47 pm


      Stop dishing out our private business!! Now get on your knees and grovel like a good frog

  • CrispyC
    April 2, 2020 at 1:38 pm

    Nose ring = dumb cunt. It’s science.

    It’s basically a flat-brimmed bull hat for white girls that grow up in the burbs.

  • Rod Ramsey
    April 2, 2020 at 1:25 pm

    Talk about the old bait and switch with the pictures. Buzz, you’re girlfriend, WOOF!

  • Josh Jasie
    Mr Grinch
    April 2, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    Evidence that Karma does exist.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    April 2, 2020 at 12:46 pm

    Baaaaahaahaaaa !
    What a cunt!

  • Michael Collings
    April 2, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    Holy crap deceiving pictures! I would love to hump a whale like this wearing a mask for my safety

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    April 2, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    This blog is a stretch. It was plausible a month or so ago that this thing was another flu with media whipped up hysteria. I was skeptical.

    This gal is getting a double helping of karma. That’s enough.

    Social Media is Cancer

  • Filed under...
    April 2, 2020 at 12:38 pm

    How to self-own

    Get well Hannah!! There’s more to life than “likes”, look at me!!, and yolo foolishness

    Hopefully you’ll learn from this

  • Boston Irish
    Hank Kimball
    April 2, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    What a stupid bitch!

  • Wow Breaking News
    April 2, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    The nurse boted correctly on the nurses staffing ratio.
    The former union teacher is wrong on this one.

  • That angle tho
    April 2, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    She is one of those fat slobs that always uses the right picture angles to look skinny. Look at her first pic vs. the bottom ones. Guarantee she’s a fucking whale in real life. I’ve met so many girls like this online, they look all pretty and skinny, then you finally go and meet the chick and she looks like she swallows tubs of bacon grease for fun.

    • doubtful
      April 2, 2020 at 12:47 pm

      cuz you’re a prize I’m sure…

      • Jamie
        April 2, 2020 at 3:17 pm

        Eeewwwwee thank God this fat pig lost custody of her kid 8 years for being a LOSER or that child would die of embarrassment

    • Well, duh
      April 2, 2020 at 10:10 pm

      Congratulations!! You’re the first person to discover: Tinder vs. Reality. What will you do with your prize?

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