In today’s episode of “life comes at you fast,” allow me to introduce Hannah Flaherty from Gloucester.
March 12, Hannah goes on vacation and mocks the idea of getting the commie cold.
March 15, Hannah tells Facebook how totally AWESOME spring break was in Florida, even though she appears to be a grown ass woman with a crotch fruit, and isn’t some college coed cruising for D.
March 15, Hannah insinuates that the government is creating panic and might’ve lied about kung flu to scare people.
April 2, Hannah announces that she’s admitted to Beverly hospital and thinks she has the Chinese coronavirus.
April 2, Hannah starts a fundraiser because she can’t work while she’s in the hospital with coronavirus.
Yes, that’s right – a woman who mocked the idea of the commie cold being a big deal and then openly posted pictures of herself doing exactly the kind of things you’d be doing if you wanted to catch coronavirus, ended up getting coronavirus and now wants you to give her money.
Don’t be like Hannah.
Oh, and according to her Facebook bio she works at the same hospital where she is now a patient.
And she ironically uses Facebook filters because she cares about nurses.
She just doesn’t mind engaging in risky behavior that will make it a lot harder for nurses to do their job.
P.S. Someone might wanna tell Jamie Lynn Koning that she should probably get tested.
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