Pro Tip – Meeting Up With Bristol For A Debate In Attleboro If You’re A Cop Block Auditor With An Open Warrant Who Hangs Out With Anselmo


Bristol’s take down of Will Turbitt last night was epic. This guy is basically Anselmo’s lap dog, which is the only reason he came across our radar. He’s a smaller fish, but he’s still a scumbag with an open warrant who goes around harassing the police. Because for some reason you can do that with open warrants. He met up with her at a Dunkin in Attleboro to “debate,” which mostly meant him rambling on about how he’s exposing the NSA and Hillary Clinton. I’m sure they’re very scared. He criticized us for going after hoodrats instead of bigger fish, which is ridiculous because we’re most famous for taking down the highest ranking members of the Massachusetts State Police. Meanwhile he rants about the NSA, no one watches it, and nothing gets fixed as a result of his “activism.”

Anyway, there was a lot of “Can I just talk? I let you talk” coming from him, even though all he did was talk and all she did was let him talk. Oh, and he brought his Mommy with him, which is a completely normal thing for a grown man to do. These First Amendment auditors obviously have life by the balls.

But alas, the whole thing was a set up, as Bristol Crew had called the APD ahead of time to let them know where and when to find the dude with an open warrant. Some people have suggested that we are “snitches” or “rats” because of this. Let me be very clear – those are titles I take pride in. If you’re an adult who thinks calling another adult a snitch is an insult then you’ve already failed at life and you don’t even realize it.

Others have suggested that because of this no one will ever talk and debate with her again. To that I say, you’re underestimating how stupid these people are. Dude goes to the police stations on the regular knowing he has an open warrant. The next one will be just as dumb. There is nothing these idiots won’t do for attention, and if the fear of her gets them to correct their behavior then it’s problem solved IMO.

Anyway, the moment he found out that she knew about the warrant and he had fallen for the trap was truly priceless. I’ve chronicled a frame by frame reaction below. You won’t find content like this anywhere else on the Interwebz. This is why you come to Turtleboy Sports. This is why I’m proud to have Bristol on staff.




81 Comment(s)
  • Gazza
    November 11, 2019 at 5:20 pm

    This was fantastic! Up until now I’d seen Will as no more than Enrique’s autistic side kick. The type of kid whose parents thought he was gifted because he could name the leader of every country since 1066, but who still had to get the short bus to school. But now he’s just a less rapey version of Abrams in that he seems happy to blatantly lie about his criminal charges and expects his viewers to be too stupid to check. Keep up the great work!

  • dr. fill
    November 11, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    Murderers, pedos, rapists? Sure, set them up. Some pinko asshole excising his free speech? OFF LIMITS.

    You lost me here, Turtle. This was a dick move.

  • Sweet
    November 11, 2019 at 10:32 am

    Man I love turtle boy but that was low. I Just lost a lot of respect for the turtle. I can’t stand that guy Will but I would never go that far by calling the cops on my enemy. What’s it going to prove ? Very immature.

  • Gibbs
    November 11, 2019 at 4:51 am

    I don’t even get what the point of this is. To prove you’re smarter than some clown? Ok congratulations, now was it worth the fact a lot of people are gonna think twice before dealing with you? You’re not just gonna lose people willing to debate or make an ass of themself on your podcast, nobody is going to want to share information with you. There was no journalistic value to it and it’s not even very entertaining…very bad optics

  • Nee Chi
    November 10, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    I mean, you guys are rats and snitches. You’ve offered up your commentors identifiable interwebs addresses under the mere threat of deformation lawsuits, hell you’ve even outed one of your own bloggers before.

    You’re an easily agitated, but sometimes useful fool. Sometimes, “real” journalists even take your stuff and don’t even mention your blog. “Big Respect” they have for you! (I’m surprised you guys don’t get the hint).

    This type of “gotcha”, bottom feeding journalism is very sloppy, and very sleazy. It’s really not a good look.

    Thank you for your narcissism! Continue the good work!


    • DudeRanchStripClub
      November 11, 2019 at 8:01 am

      I hate when I get outed for “deforming” something. Ya dull cunt.

  • Gibbs
    November 10, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    I just lost a lot of respect for Bristol. I always thought it was odd that boy talks about free speech and corruption but are so obsessed with these cop block people. Saying you want to debate someone and then calling the police on them is the ultimate SHUT IT DOWN tactic the left uses to stop free speech and avoid debate/questions. Try not to swing off the cops nuts so much it’s getting old

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      November 10, 2019 at 7:23 pm

      If you can’t do the time, then don’t do the crime.
      Simple, eh?

      Now, off you fuck.

    • Mike Hunt
      November 11, 2019 at 2:34 pm

      The left calls police on wanted criminals while the right mails pipe bombs to people, vandalizes mosques, shoots up communities and murders people with reckless abandon.

      Good call bro.

  • Meeeaaahhhh
    November 10, 2019 at 6:09 pm


    • Startled Pancake
      November 10, 2019 at 8:33 pm

      Enough already, ya fucking sperg.

  • Kim Wescott
    November 10, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    WTF does “ Meeeaahh” mean? I’ve been seeing it often past couple weeks….

    • You know it's true.
      November 11, 2019 at 11:44 pm

      “Meeaaaahh” is an example of the frustrated, agitated, excited, happy or sad exclamation of a non verbalizing autistic person.
      People who make fun of those on the spectrum, especially the more severe cases, are garden variety, rotting-on-the-vine, insipid cunts.

  • Buckhead Boy
    November 10, 2019 at 3:31 pm

    What did he walrus blurt out in response to Bristol while being taken away in handcuffs? I couldn’t understand the sketchy shit. “Bristol croak!”? “Bristol broke!”?

    The “auditor” goupies’ panties have in an irretrievable wad since the evening before last. “That bad bad mean Bristol ambushed Will! So unprofessional!” As if the “auditors” don’t ambush people every goddamn day. And tell them that their (“auditors”) rights trump their (the ambushed) feelings. And as if this could have happened if Will had owned up to his criminality and turned his ass in in 2017. Or better still, not have done whatever he did to receive a felony charge.

  • Stunt Penis
    November 10, 2019 at 2:08 pm

    I guess I’m missing it… where in the video does APD come in to the facility and tazer the dude for resisting arrest? Any video of the actual take-down? All I see is him heading out of the place and then in handcuffs 50 feet away. I want to see him flopping around like a fish on the concrete.

  • Corinth Arkadin
    November 10, 2019 at 10:40 am

    Will looks like a fucking Jim Henson’s Muppet. With his mouth open like that,motherfucker looks like he’s got a hand and half and arm shoved up his ass.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      November 10, 2019 at 10:46 am

      That would be ansELMOs arm.
      A great prolapse cometh…

  • hartf811
    Hart Ford
    November 10, 2019 at 10:09 am

    If a monkey had a face

  • Dude is a creep
    November 10, 2019 at 9:34 am

    I heard he diddles kids, wouldn’t surprise me just looking at him.

  • So long
    November 10, 2019 at 7:30 am

    “Delete App”


    I don’t care what ghost cowboy is, but the middle school comments have become boring.

    All good things must come to an end.

  • Silencio Dogood
    November 10, 2019 at 2:06 am

    For those who care, the ghost cowboy so revered is Jack Twist, from that film about mountain romance. best hide the rams…

  • Double D
    November 9, 2019 at 10:22 pm

    Down voting mafia has arrived.

    • Double d
      November 9, 2019 at 11:32 pm

      The down voting mafia is one dude and his incell butt buddies rocking multiple cookie sessions and browser windows to down vote anything that has to do with this story. Obviously Bristol hit a nerve with the professional antagonist community.

      Turtle riders know what ur fucking up to you incell faggots. You’re not going to change the fact ur douche canoe Slugrake is behind bars.

  • Kyrie Irving
    November 9, 2019 at 9:46 pm

    I’d let Bristol take a dump in my mouth

    • Corinth Arkadin
      November 10, 2019 at 10:38 am

      Oh, boy! The STUFF

  • george costanza
    That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
    November 9, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    I head to the men’s room, the ghost cowboy follows ye. gc opens the door sweaty anticipation salts ye tongue…he enters. gc moves furtively through the empty stalls in search of ye….he finds nothing. sitting in an empty stall gc gathers his thoughts while pondering his next move. gc catches movement above him… looks skyward. A gaseous rum cloud escapes the captain…. it envelopes him. gc gags, then dies. never to return.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    November 9, 2019 at 9:03 pm

    that was fucking hysterical!

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      November 9, 2019 at 9:28 pm

      awww look at the losers down voting….gfy

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      November 9, 2019 at 9:51 pm

      ahahahahaha…..ty for making me laugh

  • Swing Low
    November 9, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    Yep, this nails it. BristolTC is a PAWG with tits smaller than Josh.
    Did she bring the notorious UTB with her to film? Just asking, ya know, because some idiot was holding the phone vertical. Going from past history all fingers point at AK.

  • Browndot life
    November 9, 2019 at 8:01 pm

    The Ghost Cowboy says it. Ye skin crawls as ye look at ye same screen. Ye conclude that them farts is stuck to eet. Ye dry heave. He goes. A chill sets in.

  • Aspiring Baby Daddy
    November 9, 2019 at 7:49 pm

    I would put a baby in Bristol in a second (yes, that’s how long it would take me), but I can’t believe she actually went at this kid for things said by his commenters.
    As a writer for TB, that has got to be the most hypocritical move possible. You guys have stated hundreds of times how you’re not responsible for what is said in the Comment Section.
    That really threw me off.

  • Boovorloov hasamaa inf life
    November 9, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    “The Ghost Cowboy says it. He releases a wakening fart as he crouches down next to ye. He looks at the screen. Then he looks at ye. Grins. He duck walks out. His grin widens. Ye close ye eyes.”
    This was the post that got to ye most. He frowns at ye. He goes.

  • Jabronis
    November 9, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    Ghost cowboy did a number on you. Calm and calm does it.

  • bad move chief
    November 9, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    I don’t think this is a good look for you guys. Nothing personal. You should change course. She will lose viewers for you.

    • Keep up the good work TB
      November 9, 2019 at 7:26 pm

      At present, there are 6,618 views on that YT video. Not too shabby, if you ask me.

      I know I am not going to stop following. For me, this kicked it up a notch!

  • canihepyah life
    November 9, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    The Ghost Cowboys says it. Ye see him just barge on through swaying his hips wide. Ye caint. Ye just caint. Ye literally thunk it was thunder. Twasn’t. He waves behind he. Ye see it. Ye start to inha.. He leaves.

  • Nopescuse life
    November 9, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    The Ghost Cowboy says it. Ye caint see his face. His ass pops thru ye door. A sickening hiss. He leaves. Ye sweat.

    • mkl
      November 9, 2019 at 4:38 pm


  • Ace Rothstein
    November 9, 2019 at 2:06 pm

    I’d lick Bristol’s gooch after she ran a 5k on a steamy July day

  • Y
    November 9, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    Bristol is Trump, and Turbitt is Adam #SchiffForBrains:

  • Russmo
    November 9, 2019 at 1:11 pm

    I’d eat his mothet

  • Rich A
    November 9, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    Guy looks like an even gayer version of Julian Edelman.

  • Judge dread
    November 9, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    This video is awesome. Bristol totally wrecks this chud stuffer at every level with reason, logic and facts. He’s talking so fast, like he is shit scared. He keeps bringing up Epstein acting like he broke the story when Alex Jones on record broke it 15 years ago.

  • Will Turdbitt is a LIAR
    November 9, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    Another scumbag brought to justice! Thanks for everything you guys do! The look on his ghost white face when he saw the warrant was priceless! Equally as priceless was Will immediately making a live stream right out of jail alleging the warrant had a misspelling and he was arrested illegally. You have to be on crack to believe that.

  • Osiris
    November 9, 2019 at 12:36 pm

    Bristol….you make it move. BIG TIME!!
    Thanks for your service.

  • Didgajus life
    November 9, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    The Ghost Cowboy says it. Mumbles it. Ye fale his pant leg rub ye leg as he slowly turns from ye face to ye screen. Thay silence as a cracklin noise erupts. He snorts. Ye shiver. He goes.

  • soxrock191
    November 9, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    WoooooHooooooo Bristol !!!!!!!
    Ate him alive sis, ate him alive

    November 9, 2019 at 12:07 pm

    My balls got all moist watching this….:)

  • Hacky sackykickbaba life
    November 9, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    The Ghost Cowboy says it. Ye thank of ye voice. Ye aint tee happy bout theet. He goes.

  • HIVfor Life
    November 9, 2019 at 11:38 am

    Ye Ghost Cowboy stumbles down ye street with open sores and a low T-cell count. He stops and pulls the last clump of hair from his balding head. The ghost Cowboy never put lambs skin on his pistol. He coughs up blood into his hands falls over and dies.

    • Where's the logic
      November 9, 2019 at 12:17 pm

      A ghost can’t die it’s already dead.

    • triggered real bad
      November 9, 2019 at 3:20 pm

      You all are triggered. Jimminy christmas.

      • thanksguys
        November 10, 2019 at 4:51 pm

        You aint kidding it cost 3 of us 100.

  • Fake name number 237
    November 9, 2019 at 11:37 am

    Bristol is beautiful no question about it !! so my comment is is that this guy actively goes and Harrass’s the cops but has a warrant and then goes and meets with a turtle boy writer in public and doesn’t think he’s going to get called on it ? I mean he must want to go to jail

  • Leonard Washington
    November 9, 2019 at 11:30 am

    Bristol. Yum. Would. Over and Over again.

    • Ashy Larry
      November 9, 2019 at 11:52 am

      Pass the dice…and the lotion.

    • Leonard Washington Hates the Down Vote Mafia
      November 10, 2019 at 8:06 pm

      Leonard Washington has posted perhaps 100 comments on TBS. This is the most down votes he’s ever received. Funny that.

      Leonard Washington doesn’t go south of the border but for Bristol, he’ll make an exception

      • Todd
        November 10, 2019 at 8:54 pm

        Id take my pajama bottoms off for her.

  • Unka Gus
    November 9, 2019 at 11:27 am

    Snitch?!? Maybe if more people did what Bristol did, the world would be a better place. They should charge the mom and everyone else who knew he had warrants. These fuckers demand “accountability” from others, but feel they should not be held accountable themselves.

    And you know damn well that some other asshat will step in to fill his place, open warrants and all. I think Bristol could only pull this stunt about 200 more times… Turtle on my friends, Turtle on.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    November 9, 2019 at 11:19 am

    Bristol – would.
    Will’s mom – would.
    Threesome – most definitely.

    • Fattballs
      November 9, 2019 at 11:33 am

      Uhhh yeah! Hot Rachel Dratch would GET IT.

      • . .
        November 9, 2019 at 2:40 pm

        Ya well Fattballs, she looks nothing like Rachel Dratch, but ya she’s hot and I would. Fuck I’d even do Ms. Dratch. Jes Sayin’. Frankie da Rizz

        • Zapruder
          November 10, 2019 at 8:55 am

          Uhh, in the video thumbnail? She’s like a dead ringer for Rachel.

      • Bloop
        November 9, 2019 at 6:19 pm


  • Pat Seguin
    November 9, 2019 at 11:15 am

    I thought Bristol may have been losing the debate but the whole plan became clear when she pulled out the warrant and he went pale. This made my whole week. Bristol is my hero.

  • Spacaspaca life
    November 9, 2019 at 11:14 am

    The Ghost Cowboy says it. He places the rod and hook under ye chair. He goes. VOICE guy post it note stuck to his back. It breaks off. It sails in the wind. Lands on ye screen. Ye brush it off. Ye screen looks back at ye.

  • Frank Rizzo
    November 9, 2019 at 11:14 am

    This guy’s a mentally ill mental midget. If I was Bristol it would have been all I could do to keep myself from pepper spraying him and splitting his face open, he’s just like bitchtits josh abrams only slightly less whiny. I don’t understand why people like them don’t get pummeled all the fuckin’ time, after all they do deserve it. Jes’ sayin’. Frankie da Rizz

  • Pupu life
    November 9, 2019 at 10:55 am

    The Ghost Cowboy says it. Ye eyes meet his. Then the smell meets ye nose. Ye gasp. He howls. He leaves. The odor doesn’t. Ye nostrils roast. Ghost Cowboy.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    November 9, 2019 at 10:50 am

    Wouldve been even more humorous if hed have been tazed. Will he wind up in the same jail as bitch tits?

  • wapwapwap life
    November 9, 2019 at 10:45 am

    The Ghost Cowboy says it. Glares at ye. Slaps his own hip. Struts away. Ye fidget.

  • Chubby Chaser
    November 9, 2019 at 10:42 am

    Not fair. Why does this fucktard get a date with Bristol when he doesn’t even know what he’s doing?
    I would have spoiled her with dozens of doughnuts and bear claws it would have been powdered sugar bliss.

  • baaabaaabaa life life
    November 9, 2019 at 10:30 am

    The Ghost Cowboy says it. He turns. Departs. Ye sit. Screen dimmer.

  • Boaty Macboatface
    November 9, 2019 at 10:26 am

    Cockroaches don’t like sunlight!!!

  • whatevuh
    November 9, 2019 at 10:21 am

    There are just too many stupid people walking around loose out there without supervision . . . .

  • ..
    November 9, 2019 at 9:55 am

    The Ghost Cowboy. Jus lookin at ye.

    • Space Cowboy, steer or queer?
      November 9, 2019 at 10:18 am

      Shut the fuck up, you fucking cum drunk faggot.

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        November 9, 2019 at 11:13 am

        Just another mentally ill leftist troll. I hope TB checks his IP address and blocks the idiot

        • pulsavavava life
          November 9, 2019 at 11:19 am

          The Ghost Cowboy says it. Eyes ye looking at ye screen. He belches loudly and then laughs louder. Ye look at ye screen. He farts. He goes. Ye pulse races.

          • LOL!
            November 9, 2019 at 3:26 pm

            Best post ever!~! LOL!

      • Java
        November 10, 2019 at 11:39 am

        Ghost Cowboy gets 300 this week. This is what did it for me. I’m Java this week we shall see.

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