Bristol’s take down of Will Turbitt last night was epic. This guy is basically Anselmo’s lap dog, which is the only reason he came across our radar. He’s a smaller fish, but he’s still a scumbag with an open warrant who goes around harassing the police. Because for some reason you can do that with open warrants. He met up with her at a Dunkin in Attleboro to “debate,” which mostly meant him rambling on about how he’s exposing the NSA and Hillary Clinton. I’m sure they’re very scared. He criticized us for going after hoodrats instead of bigger fish, which is ridiculous because we’re most famous for taking down the highest ranking members of the Massachusetts State Police. Meanwhile he rants about the NSA, no one watches it, and nothing gets fixed as a result of his “activism.”
Anyway, there was a lot of “Can I just talk? I let you talk” coming from him, even though all he did was talk and all she did was let him talk. Oh, and he brought his Mommy with him, which is a completely normal thing for a grown man to do. These First Amendment auditors obviously have life by the balls.
But alas, the whole thing was a set up, as Bristol Crew had called the APD ahead of time to let them know where and when to find the dude with an open warrant. Some people have suggested that we are “snitches” or “rats” because of this. Let me be very clear – those are titles I take pride in. If you’re an adult who thinks calling another adult a snitch is an insult then you’ve already failed at life and you don’t even realize it.
Others have suggested that because of this no one will ever talk and debate with her again. To that I say, you’re underestimating how stupid these people are. Dude goes to the police stations on the regular knowing he has an open warrant. The next one will be just as dumb. There is nothing these idiots won’t do for attention, and if the fear of her gets them to correct their behavior then it’s problem solved IMO.
Anyway, the moment he found out that she knew about the warrant and he had fallen for the trap was truly priceless. I’ve chronicled a frame by frame reaction below. You won’t find content like this anywhere else on the Interwebz. This is why you come to Turtleboy Sports. This is why I’m proud to have Bristol on staff.