Progress: Dude Wins Women’s Track And Field National Championship 


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A guy won the women’s 400 meter national championship and his coach is trying to get people fired who have a problem with this. Also, one this dude’s female classmates is standing up for him even though she plays soccer and hasn’t had to compete against any dudes. And there are still idiots lining up to pretend that this is all normal. Welcome to the new reality.



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9 Comment(s)
  • bigdaddy
    May 29, 2019 at 1:07 pm

    I once thought I was a lesbian trapped in a mans body then I realized i was just a heterosexual

  • Christopher Lettiere
    May 29, 2019 at 12:17 pm

  • JimmyBooms
    May 29, 2019 at 11:32 am

    Imagine how hard it is being in a mans body but your brain telling you that your a woman. All your instincts and tendencies and mannerisms are all feminine but you have a penis and you look like a dude. That must be extremely difficult to live that way. I’m so thankful that I dont have to go through anything like that.

    But competing vs boys and losing and then start competing vs girls and winning just because you changed your Pronoun is fucked up and this rule needs to change.

  • hartf811
    May 29, 2019 at 11:29 am

    1. You are not special.
    2. You don’t get a trophy just for showing up.
    3. Little boys don’t play with dolls.
    4. Confusion is derangement.
    5. Pee standing up.

  • randiguy2006
    Going off the rails
    May 29, 2019 at 10:09 am

    A middle aged man alone in his basement raging on about who has a penis or not. Telling all who will listen what a tough life he has.

    Its just getting sad.

    Seek help.

    Ge a job.

  • Angry Little Guy
    May 29, 2019 at 10:07 am

    Consider the alternatives.
    I’d rather have it running girls track than holding up convenience stores with a gun or carjacking people.

  • randiguy2006
    Be nice
    May 29, 2019 at 10:01 am

    Dude, don’t ask women to comment them rip them apart with insults.

  • Dr Mengele
    May 29, 2019 at 9:42 am

    First place prize = cut his junk off.

  • Youthinkimabigot
    May 29, 2019 at 9:14 am

    I’ll respect the humanity and rights of people, even if they are in fact delusional…however when their delusion is treated as if it were a biological reality causing problems for others, that’s where my tolerance ends.

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